D-Prime MadnessOMGWTFB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1199 hits)
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Submitted by d_prime <dprime.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-22 15:22:03 EDT
Yes, it's what you've all been waiting for.
Since May.
The big one.
The unholy one.
The contest to end all contests.
D-PRIME MADNESS!!!!!
On Saturday night at approximately 10pm, I will release a bracket along with a title for each of the first round matches. The people in that match will each release an Uberpost with that exact title, with story/content that goes with the title; if they release more than one post with that title, the first one will be used. The post that gets the highest rating as of 9pm Friday night in one week will be the winner and move on to the next bracket!
There are only two rules:
- No plagiarism (hardeharhar)
- Posts that aren't safe for work or related atmospheres must start with 'NSFW'
Tie-breakers:
1. Number of reviews
2. Most +2s
3. Fewest -2s (I do this as to take priority off the lowering/heightening power of 0s)
4. Hits
If you still want to join, you still can. Just comment on this post saying that you want to, preferably along with the sentence 'Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid?' Note, I also suggest that you review every post with that!
Some of the people who have already joined include...
Darko!
Siren!
Ainkara!
D_prime! (me)
And many more!
D-PRIME MADNESS!!! THE ULTIMATE CONTEST OF UBER WRITING SKILL!!! COMING SOON TO A WEBSITE NEAR YOU(THIS ONE)!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-23 10:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, the most we can do is monthly, because there's four rounds that are reach a week long. If you REALLY want, let's do it every two months.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-23 03:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, we could make this a weekly thing. Matchup starts when the title are given out and it ends at 11pm uber time. At 11:25 results and new titles are posted. Just a thought for the future, it would be kickass doing this that fast.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-23 03:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I look forward to having you in the fall. It should be interesting.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-23 03:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I was talking about sause, THAT WOULD APPLY!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-23 02:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMGWTFBBQSAUCE
GET IT RIGHT
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-23 02:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*OMGWTFBBQ
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, we already have the perfect number. Come back again in 3-4 months for the next one.
However, if someone dissaperes tommorow evening, I'll contact you.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure, I'll play. Why not.
Can you email me and remind me to post something though?
electrictoothsyndrome.at.gmail.com
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71477
Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rad, you can join the next one. You'll probably do really well. It's almost certainly in only 3 months. For this one you can be the guy who rates every single post with a sarcastic comment.
I'm about to do a bracket.
- D_Prime/Derick (I'm on his account changing settings for him.)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If your friend wants to play, I don't want in the offical competition.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-07-22 22:41:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. I'm 15th seed because one guy is in the negative.
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Oh you must be scott.
Hello scott. I'm Geddy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid?'
Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-07-22 22:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. I'm 15th seed because one guy is in the negative.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 22:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My friend Scott has now officially joined. He's been reading on here for months but just finally got an account. That makes 16.
Unless someone really awesome comes and I pick them instead or he isn't online by tommorow night, that's the full set.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This should have heat now! God damn it!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Go ask them to join.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring in Electro or beeb.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is how it looks now...
1. BillsSBChamps (329 000)
2. Ainkara (300 000)
3. Darko (284 500)
4. Nitty34 (246 000)
5. Siren (205 500)
6. Brdn_nkd (174 500)
7. D_Prime (160 000)
8. Badassmofo (123 000)
9. Yermom (102 000)
10. Slighty_Obnoxious (88 000)
11. Xcuses (76 500)
12. Vulva (71 000)
13. Rainelark (46 000)
14. Mike00295 (21 000)
15. Biznochizzle (28 500)
16. Egadz (-4 500)
If Siren doesn't show up, and no one else decides to join, I'll give Bill a bi.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 20:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, the +2 was because I thought I was on Darko's responce because that's what I was responding too. It doesn't matter seeing as it doesn't count.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 20:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahaha
It's one of those 'child supermodel' sights with skantly dressed children. 'Legal Child Porn,' as it's called.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-22 20:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 20:28:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yet I write about pedophilia and having sex with children and I'm still on.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/57398
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-22 20:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fair. I'll still find someway around the rules though.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 20:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I considered this. I decided that I'd check for a post like that and give it a -2 with this account AND my alter (which I rarely use,) if I have time for the second one.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-22 20:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guess who is posting friday at 8:59 and giving himself enough time to rate with his alter.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-22 20:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the best strategy for these rules!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 19:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IM SO FREAKING EXCITED.
Should I include Siren, or should I give first place a bi?
And can we get another person to join so that I can get rid of Siren (unless she explicitly says she's staying for this in which case I'll keep her.)
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-07-22 19:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, I gladly will take you on this offer.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 19:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We now have exactly 16 awesome. If any one else likes to join, I'll kick out one of the two people who gave me a half-answer.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 19:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also, it's done by seeding any way.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 18:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
first beeb has to join
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2005-07-22 18:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want in and to be put up against beeb.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 18:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
slightly', you want in?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-07-22 18:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pick me! Pick meeeeeee!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-22 18:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2die with my alters
I swear I'm alter-free (who has the time really)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
14, awesome
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, that's not fair.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe I could use both my alters; Shlongy and UrbanMischief to enter???
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course I did. Try to get three more people.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:43:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
mememememememe!
did you cont me in? that's what that senseless babble before was.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, he's leaving the computer.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
..huh?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yabba Dabba Dooo! Someone pull the birds tail. It's time for me to slide down the back of the dinosaur and get the fuck outta here...
Bye bitches!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bastard =P
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nevermind, no I'm not.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm down. I like those rules.
There are only two rules:
- No plagiarism (hardeharhar)
- Posts that aren't safe for work or related atmospheres must start with 'NSFW'
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, 13. If we get 3 more I'll be happy.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We must have at least 16 now. That's awesome.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just like the answer to 'another piece of chocolate creme pie'?.....YES, count me in
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sass, you can come. do you want in?
By the way, I've already devised the formula. It's extremely spacific. I have 159 652 points on it, my self. I'm probably about average.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vulva: you're in.
Xcuses, do you want in? (if you've already explicitly said so below and I've forgotten/missed it, I'll see it when I check tommorow.)
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:50:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure to be the worst rated in this competition, but watch out, I'm a sleeper
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I assure you I can do much worse than you could ever! I am the Montreal Expos of this here contest, and I refute you attempt to stake claim to my cellar dwelling! I predict a first round whitewash of me!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would love to see MANICMOTHER in this thing.
Mother, come out come out wherever you are!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's three!
Can I play now?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure to be the worst rated in this competition, but watch out, I'm a sleeper
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is another +2...
This is in order to secure my spot by buttering the committee!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...if only i had skillz
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vulva, does that mean you want to join? I explained how the brackets work below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-21 21:13:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
I don't think so, Osbourne.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.) Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid?
2.) Who do you have to fuck to get a spot in a bracket around here? I'm in if she's cute or at least still warm (weak or fading pulse preferred).
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh you mean people who got defeated first round of UM.
No, I thought of this a while ago. It's more for people who want a smaller, simpler one. At least that was my original idea.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mememememememe!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Every one will be seeded based on a secret formula I've already devised.
The highest ranked people, of the neccessary number, will get a first-round bi if the amount of participants isn't a power of 2 (2, 4, 8, 16, 32)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So is this the retarded bracket for first round exits or something?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, 12 or 13.
Siren just left and is still commenting. If she doesn't participate, her very lucky opponent will get a bi.
By the way, if this happens to reach 32, that's the cut-off.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha. I hope we get exactly 16. Right now we're at 11, I think.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 I'd like to join this fun voyage
#2 How can Siren be in, didn't she *log off*
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohh Ohh! Can I play?
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll try it.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, by the way, the only rule is that you post by Friday at the cut-off time. However, waiting gives you a disadvantage for the first tie-breaker.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am in, all your rule is mine.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then I'd like to participate.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid?'
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I'm down fo dis sheeit. Holla at meh
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If that will make you join, yes, I will make one.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there a prize for the worst post too?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK I'M IN
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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