I *heart* UM! (668 hits)
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Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2005-07-22 16:38:58 EDT
Everything you ever wanted to know about Spooner
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Everything you ever wanted to know about comicbookguy
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So after I dispatch of CBG that will make one MVA and one soon to be MVA.
My plan for victory is simple.
Write down title on piece of paper.
Drink.
Drink.
Look at title.
Think of story.
Drink.
Drink.
Find fat artsy broad.
Drink.
Drink.
Show her the title.
Tell her if she thinks of a story you'll fuck her.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Make fatty write story.
Bang fatty.
*cry emo tears*
*Slit wrist*
*put on Chemical Romance CD*
*die*
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Moral of the story?
There's no substitution for competing against a guy who doesn't give a fraction of a shit as you do. =P
Congrats, buddy. You wanted it way more. *hugs*
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-23 19:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I get an AMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-23 00:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:42:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
flawless plan.
make sure to beat the fatty's head while you ass fuck her, so that she can cry emo tears later, as well.
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Fat chick tears are like pheonix tears: they can cure all wounds. So after you slit your wrists, she can bring you back to life!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNAR!!!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
flawless plan.
make sure to beat the fatty's head while you ass fuck her, so that she can cry emo tears later, as well.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not pissed about anything. I just felt like saying "drink my piss". It's a nice phrase.
Maybe I'm pissed that you didn't heat up my latest classic effort here.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TRASH TALK THAT SHIT!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds familiar.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like a successful plan
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The guy below is pissed because I didn't give him a reach around.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drink my piss.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fat girls always have lots of ideas.
way to have sex with one to.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hope fatty has a good sense of humor...I could use a funny post to read
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there.
damnit
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew thee was a formula. If I had known that I may have entered UM. Damnit
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your victory is all but assured.