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Hollywood Must Be Stopped (813 hits)

Category: Movies & TV

Rating: 1.29 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Natsukau (View user info) at 2005-07-22 20:49:53 EDT


This piece of shit comes out November 11th. The CEO of Paramount must be dragged into the street and repeatedly stomped by each card carrying member of the Screen Actor's Guild. How they can stand by and watch shitheads like "fitty" get paid millions of dollars to do their jobs is beyond me. But hey, what do I know, watch this fucking retard win 12 Oscars in 2006.



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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey fag, are you still around?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-17 07:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy shit! You're giving me retaliatory -2's like 2 months after we had some little argument?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

What the fuck is wrong with you, man? I didn't even know who the fuck you were till i checked your user info and saw some argument we had... LITERALLY MONTHS AGO.

Oh well, if it makes ya happy.

Hahahaahhahah, whoa.

Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-07-24 20:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SAG?.....did a little work on the Dirty Harry series.
(school bus+old quarry in Larkspur)(liquor store "drive-in" SF) etc
____________________________________

You now have the responsiblity to put the 10th and final bullet in 50 Cent.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-23 19:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-07-23 07:34:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

Joe daddy i said that earlier in one of my responses.
^^^^^^^^^^
and so you did
<dontscrollcommentsmuch>

Back in the day, they were known as: Black Exploitation Films

SAG?.....did a little work on the Dirty Harry series.
(school bus+old quarry in Larkspur)(liquor store "drive-in" SF) etc........

It seems like a lifetime ago.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-23 16:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"freedom costs a buck-o-five"

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-07-23 16:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I haven't been to a movie in over 4 years. That is the last 3 years of my high school life I ignored the movie theater. You know what? I didn't miss too much.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-07-23 16:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hollywood is garbage today. Is there any movie coming out this Summer that isn't a remake?

Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-07-23 07:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Joe daddy i said that earlier in one of my responses. However, i think the ceos and other decision makers should have a responsibility to former and current actors to keep the integrity of their art. It's disgusting that these billionaires will continue to peddle this shit to impressionable children. For what? 80 million dollars? That's nothing in the movie business. Yet the kids who go out to see this shit get ideas in their head and end up shot or arrested a couple years down the line. If I were in the SAG, I would have a serious problem with these rappers who have never acted a day in their lives instantly getting starring roles while I sit at home and eat Ramen noodles while waiting for that callback for the "zombie #54" part. That is a problem with society and the economy in general though, and that opens doors to another much much larger argument.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-22 22:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

When I was in high school, there was this retarded boy named Curtis that used to follow us around. Since then, I burst out laughing whenver I meet some one with that name.

Haha, Curtis. Good times...

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 22:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/71444

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-22 22:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Or, we can just stop watching movies. Wait, it seems some peopel are already trying that.

WE NEED ONE MORE PERSON FOR A SWEET 16!! JOIN D-PRIME MADNESS AND HAVE AN UNLIKELY SHOT AT BEING LORD OF AWESOME!!

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-22 22:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Natsukau,

You have to take into consideration; Negros in the inner cities, along with all the
wanabee's in the suburbs now have disposable income to view these 'shitfests'.

It's all about $$$$$

And that's cool.

But afterwords......

When 'they' go out to the streets in the real world and 'act out'; other dynamics
will then.....take over.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's sick that a guy like this gets attention.

At least they did a movie about Ray Charles. Not that I wanted to see it, but he's worthy of a biographical film. They should do something on James Brown. There was a pretty decent miniseries on the Temptations a while back. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0164292 Don't confuse it with that Cuba Gooding Jr. thing.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

any story about that bum i dont wanna hear

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This would make a good movie!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71469

Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

These shithead CEOs of film companies will never learn as long as there is money coming in. Sadly, as long as there are suburban self-loathing kids and "gangstas", there will always be a market for these unsufferable excuses for films.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep. I say fuck em' all, not just this assclown. There are very few "celebrities" living today that I would like to meet. George Harrison and John Lennon are dead, as is Jim Morrison, and the Stones have outlived themselves.

Pink Floyd got waaaay to petty, and waaaaay too human, considering the Godlike quality of their early stuff.

Van Morrison, though. I'd like to meet him. There's a fucker that NEVER sold out, at least that I know of.

As far as actors, again, the good ones are gone. Gregory Peck would've been interesting, and James Stewart. And Robert Mitchum. And I'd still like to maybe talk to De Niro.

But most of them can go fuck themselves. Especially the ilk of today. Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, Jessica...fuck I can't even remember her last name......Simpson is it?

They can all bite my hair ass while I'm spurting liquid shit.

Sorry. Tangent. These assholes piss me off. If there's a hell, I hope they all burn in it.

Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Supposedly it is roughly based on his life. In the cast and credits section of imdb.com it shows an actor playing "crackhead #52." God knows by the middle of the film I would not have gotten tired of the 51 other crackheads in the movie. Furthermore, who gives a shit about this assclown's life? The fucker was a drug dealer, he brags openly about the crimes on his CDs, and the statue of limitations is surely still open. This fucker deserves to be someone's bitch.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

he'll win oscar for best original song like eminem did.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-22 20:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

is it a thinly disguised biography? will the shooting scenes (numerous) be filmed in slow motion? will "the Game" be played by a rodent, possible a ferret?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-22 20:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It really is a shame


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snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

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