Milk ................................................................................................................(NSFW/NSFWW*) (462 hits)
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Submitted by BANDWAGON (View user info) at 2005-07-22 20:58:30 EDT
Randal: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante: Nudie booth?
Randal: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante: I guess not.
Randal: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante: What kinda show? [Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels]
Randal: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Is it easy to clean milk?
* NSFWW = Not Safe For Window Washers
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