Milk ..........................................................................................(NSFW/NSFWW*) (3561 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.64 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by BANDWAGON (View user info) at 2005-07-22 20:58:48 EDT
Randal: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante: Nudie booth?
Randal: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante: I guess not.
Randal: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante: What kinda show? [Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels]
Randal: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Is it easy to clean milk?
* NSFWW = Not Safe For Window Washers
User Reviews
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-09 23:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-07-25 09:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shall the copious lactaters revolt?
Or are they just revolting?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-23 13:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1122077079185716307
I'll take it where I can get it. Retribution!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-23 09:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart can't ban you for this, he'd have lactating women protesting all over this site.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-23 01:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as well you shouldn't.
This is greatness.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-07-23 00:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't seem to be banned yet.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
zakalwe isn't into pregnant/lactating boobies porn. He is into gangbang, bukkake, and animated porn.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Breast milk...Blah. How babies like the stuff I haven't a clue. I'll stick with guinness.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Windex.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-22 23:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmm milk/
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-22 22:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit that's hilarious.
Zak just negatively rated porn.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-07-22 22:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
zak is -2ing gratuitous porn now? Tis a sad day....
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
derp
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seeing boobie is always a pleasent surprise
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The banning is for linking it to ubermadness anal by the way.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
darko says banned. Anyone else?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe I should have made my name "BANNEDWAGON"
Input, anyone?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Banned.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are websites for people like you, which you've evidently found...
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for clerks.. -2 for "sexy lactating"
Lactating isn't sexy!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh my.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..........
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mmm... got milk?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking sick.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-22 21:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty nice, Clerks.
Bandwagon, anyone?
Whiny bastards... can't come up with anything for Milk as a title... eat our collective asses, I say!