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Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2005-07-23 03:11:11 EDT
I'm drunk and my grandmother is dead.
I hope I die as well.
I'm a no good piece of shit.
She died today at 11:50am.
I've been drinking like us Irish fucks do.
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Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-07-25 18:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shit dude this sucks.
You got my prayers.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-24 16:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you checked out your title yet? C'mon, you're first seed.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-24 15:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been drinking like us Irish fucks do.
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Hate me all you like, asshole. We have that in common.
Sorry about your Grandma.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-23 21:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71523 <- D-PRIME Madness begins; your title is here.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-23 16:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I've been the Wild Rover for many a year,
and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer."
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-23 16:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate you here, but rummor has it that you're a pretty nice guy so.....
...Sorry about your grandmother.
+2 for your sorrows.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-23 10:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whenever some one close dies, I sit on the toilet and read Uncle John's Super Absorbant Bathroom Reader until I brew up a huge poo while reading about hyloid arteries. It really helps. I shit you not.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-23 08:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brendan...I hope you're all right.
I'm so sorry to hear about your loss.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-07-23 08:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep, the smartest thing I've ever heard you say Brendan. Now, when are you going to start this whole death thing?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-23 04:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think what stevie means by that is "Skate it off"
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-23 03:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's okay.
Jesus still loves you.
*whisper* *whisper*
Wait, sorry. He doesn't.
Sorry, duder.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-23 03:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU drink either way.
sorry to hear this shit man.
goddamn.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-07-23 03:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I read something like this, and it saddens me... I never really got to know my grandparents very well, as all of them, (save one, which means that 3 of them) had passed by the time I hit 15, but I'd always hear about my ex-girlfriend talking about the great times she has with her grandparents and I'd never be able to connect with her. I really wish I had a chance to connect and get to know them.