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Submitted by greg wood <woodgt.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-24 11:49:50 EDT


The constant rhythmic sound of a beep echoed deep into my inner skull penetrating my deep slumber and making me depart from my fondest wishes.
Attempting to wipe the crust from my eyes and look around at the world in which I call reality, a sad truth I wish I could forget and go back to my dreams, I realized my vision is still blurred.
Swiping wildly at the clock, displaying neon green digits that I am slowly starting to make out as 7:00 I attempt to shut it off for more sleep.
Luckily, I was able to some-how with my intoxicated mind remember that I had to go to work, I fact worse than death at this particular moment.

Attempting to stand was a mistake, the blood rushed from my head and gave my a queasiness I did not prepare for. The nausea would slowly succumb to a mouthful of water. stumbling like a man having a leg and half, I made for the restroom to splash cold water on my face. I never expected pain from the experience. All thoughts of sleep and grogginess was washed away with the cool tap water.

Recalling my past evening was like proving Michael Jackson guilty, there was the idea of what happened but no solid evidence except for the pulsating pain in my head. Images of poker cards and beer, dancing in my mind. lots of beer, a loved one called me but I could not answer the phone. People arguing over who one and who lost. Horribly bad jokes that even a drunken fool could not be forced to laugh at. Jimmy bean was there, he was being used like Paris Hilton being passed around to each person to have a shot at. A icy cold shower and 3 cups of coffee later, I sit at my computer waiting to go out after work... still not quite sure what the hell happened.

I really got to stop drinking before I go to work.


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Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-07-24 12:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-24 11:57:54 (#)
Ranking: -1

You lost me in the first line. Holy crap. Try not to explaine every detail, especially when it goes nowhere.

Submitted by krootons (user info) at 2005-07-24 12:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Good style in the beginning, but it got old at the end.

You need something more interesting, or at least be less definite in your words if you're going
to write about something boring or with a style like that (that you stole from me or Burroughs
or Ginsberg or one of us).



Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-07-24 12:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Umm...that just wasn't any good.

No offense or anything, but you suck at writing.

Blow me.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-24 11:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You lost me in the first line. Holy crap. Try not to explaine every detail, especially when it goes nowhere.


Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.

Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night
at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his career.

A Fish Called Selma