Schools Out! (895 hits)
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Submitted by Bob Polly <tpx187.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-07 14:47:54 EDT
Well that time has come. My finals are over. My classes are done. My grades are stellar. Now let the summer begin. This past year has flew by. I made a few friend, fucked a girl, and smoked more weed than I would like to admit (oh wait, I dont give a fuck).
I have just gotten into the Rugby house, so no doubt next year is goin to be much more fun, even though I have the smallest room in the house.
This has been a year that I wont forget, and some it I dont remember. I have changed majors, taken clases that dont matter, and lived with a closet homosexual.
Monday I start a job with the City of St. Charles Sewar Dept. I am the bitch of the crew. Its really pretty easy. I'll be makin 9 bucks an hour workin from 6:30am till 4:30pm M-Th. And sometimes Friday to get some OT. This summer will be no doubt fun. Drinkin, smokin, and seeing friends I havent partyed with since last summmer.
Ahhhh the life of a college student.
Bobbs
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-05-08 23:53:30 EDT (#)
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Why did you do this to yourself???
Too late now, I guess.
Chins up, fatso, you won't be a sewer slave for long, soon you will graduate and get a job in the meatworks.
Good times.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-05-08 23:11:44 EDT (#)
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Everyone wants to be attractive, but good god damn. Could this kid have posted a worse picture? Jesus christ. Especially these harsh motherfuckers.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-05-08 10:11:02 EDT (#)
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i see. I was captain of the Green team in the final year of pirmary.
Still to this day my single biggest achievement in life
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-05-08 07:03:49 EDT (#)
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Momanlad I think its like inter house like we had at primary school. Like red house against yellow house.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2003-05-08 05:51:10 EDT (#)
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Rugby is far better than stupid American Football. Go the All Blacks!!!
Submitted by GenocideTickles (user info) at 2003-05-08 03:40:02 EDT (#)
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Did anyone else see this and think Pillsbury?
You are one amorphous blob of shit. I believed your story until you said you fucked a girl. Listen buddy, when its against her will, they call it rape.
Consider suicide.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-05-08 03:09:04 EDT (#)
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college students who don't even understand how to use ms paint.
sad thing is - you're probably majoring in computer science or some other bullshit.
the people who actually know what the fuck they are doing with computers, are those who know the shit without the schooling. the schooling is just a means of getting a paper saying you know the shit and maybe learning a little more.
Submitted by tpx187 (user info) at 2003-05-07 21:47:24 EDT (#)
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Drink-
St. Charles, Illinois.
Bobbs
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-05-07 20:36:23 EDT (#)
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City of St. Charles...Missouri?
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-05-07 17:03:31 EDT (#)
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I think the best explanation of what frat is/isn't or what everyone may want it to be is Animal House ( http://us.imdb.com/Title?0077975 ) The fraternity I belong to is not like that at all (except when we throw several Keggers in a row) but that's the popular belief of what a fraternity is.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-05-07 16:55:47 EDT (#)
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yes see do have cinema here, and yes i have heard of them but i have seen no film which really tells me what they are. I know they are little clubs but what is the significance? Do you have to join them? What is the point?
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-05-07 16:50:19 EDT (#)
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I'm in no way bashing any fraternity. I belong to one myself. My problem here is that I had a friend who got raped at a rugby house at Michigan State by a rugby house member. My information was from her and all be it a little skewed (she was raped by someone), I believe her. I mean no dis-respect to Rugby House out @ NIU, but a pox upon Michigan State.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-05-07 16:39:51 EDT (#)
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momanlad - I can understand your not having frat there, but surely you have movies.
Does anyone else think that spanking thing is homoerotic? I have friend who are girls, really I do and not once have I ever had the desire to spank any of them. When I was in college though I had friend who were pledging frats and had to carry around paddles. They would never let me come watch the spankings. Damn that would have been awesome.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-05-07 16:28:15 EDT (#)
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The critics are just jealous of how manly you are.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-05-07 16:27:23 EDT (#)
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We don't have frats at British uni's!! I have no idea what you are talking about!!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-05-07 16:24:28 EDT (#)
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err being in one.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-05-07 16:23:19 EDT (#)
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Man, i hate this bullshit fraternity stereotype. I'm in a fraternity and Im fucking proud it. Yes we drink heavily and I have a lot of rich preppy friends that their daddies pay for everything but fuck man. We don't pull shit like you see on tv. We get wasted, we hang out with hot girls, we party and fucking live it up. I went to college to get a degree, but at my shcool being greek makes college life 100000000X better. If you have all these ideas about greek life, and you arent/were never part of a fraternity/sorority, then shut the hell up becuase you don't have the slightest fucking clue about being in on.
Submitted by tpx187 (user info) at 2003-05-07 16:11:51 EDT (#)
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Rugby does not emulate greek life in any way, shape or form. If you think this then you are
grossly misinformed. There are no rules to be on the team. The only rule is show up to practice.
We arent orginized. We dont discrimiate. We dont pull the shit that the Greeks do. We play and have
fun. Thats what rugby is. The rugby house is just a house that has 6 rugby players in it. Everyone
on campus can come and party and that what we do. That and play other schools. We go to a visiting school and they pay for us to party. And when another school comes here we pay for them.
Thats how rugby is.
Bobbs
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:59:13 EDT (#)
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I'm confused, you're proud to be a part of an organization that emulates greek life yet fails in every way shape and form? I also don't quite understand how you can think frats are gay when all rugby house tries to be is a fraternity without registry within the greek council.
Submitted by tpx187 (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:53:30 EDT (#)
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I would rather play rugby, but I would rather watch football. But since rugby isnt "Americanized"
yet, its hard to catch any matches, unless its on FSN World at 2am.
Bobbs
Submitted by shaun (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:51:42 EDT (#)
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i'm just kidding, you're a badass.
would you rather play football or rugby?
would you rather watch football or rugby?
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:40:46 EDT (#)
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Congrats!!!!!!!!
Submitted by tpx187 (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:37:39 EDT (#)
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Yea thats St. Charles, Il. And i dont pick up garbage. SEWARS! DAMNIT! And I play rugby at
Northren Illinois. And Frats are fuckin gay.
Bobbs
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:36:49 EDT (#)
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I am more upset that the picture is named rockstar bobby II. If this is indeed a picture of a rockstar named Bobby I can only hope that this is the picture of afor mentioned rockstar right before his rockstar death of overdosing on LSD, heroin, and copious amounts of gay sex.
Congrats on getting into Rugby House. You may now join a legion of tools who have testicles the size of parameciums.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:34:30 EDT (#)
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SHIT! I promised to be nice the rest of the day.
Submitted by shaun (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:29:07 EDT (#)
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you look like a pensive, chubby, rosie-cheeked baby!
'i smoked weed and fucked a girl.' your parents must be soooo proud.
what is a rugby house, though? do community colleges have greeks? is that st. charles, illinois? i'll be looking for you to pick up my garbage.
Submitted by tpx187 (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:28:07 EDT (#)
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yea yea yea yea abe. Ill give some explainations for the pic. One, my cheecks get red when I drink
and I was drinkin heavily when this pic was taken. 2, my hand is cut from punching something, I think
a plate, I dont know. But it broke. C, the stain on my pants? Proally beer. Or semen, whatever, I dont
care. E, I played baseball, football and rugby in HS, now in college I play Rugby, and sure
I dont have the figure to be parading around in speedos and whatnot. But I support Hillfiger athletes,
HAHAH the shirt was a gift and I like to wear free shit. But rugby is a sport. And I play it, so
therefore I am an athlete, and if I had a Budwieser shirt I wouldnt wear it, cause I am a Miller Man.
And there is no chance my roomate and his gay friends could take me, ever.
As for being the Sewar bitch, I dont clean up shit, I hand the guys tools as they fix broken sewar
lines underground. I dont touch the shit, only smell it.
Bobbs
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:23:00 EDT (#)
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Well, despite all the harsh reviews, I've got to hand it to him. He was brave enough to post his own pic up on here, so he should've been aware that it was coming. Good luck in college...
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:15:12 EDT (#)
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+2 for the fact that you're out of school.
-3 for the weird pic.
Submitted by AbeFroman (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:13:27 EDT (#)
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Ok, wait. Far too many things stand out in this picture.
-The shirt. Hilfiger athletics, huh? You don't look all that atheltic, chubby. Go find a budweiser shirt.
-What exactly is that hand gesture trying to get across? Are you about to boot?
-I like your face. That's very, ah, Rosecia, of you.
-Nice semen stain on your right pant leg. Was this girl you fucked, in your dreams? Or did you 2 just do it near a hamper?
-What's that cut on your right index-knuckle from? Is that the last remaining wound from when your roomates faggot friends kicked your ass and you tried to defend yourself?
Last but certainly not least. You just told us you clean up shit for a living. LITERALLY, clean up SHIT. As well as admitted being the "bitch" of the crew. Yikes. Best of luck.
Submitted by tpx187 (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:13:12 EDT (#)
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No I didnt lost my virginity, I lost that years ago (3 to be exact) but I didnt end my streak
of no play since August. So I am happy for me.
Bobbs
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-05-07 15:02:56 EDT (#)
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You "fucked a girl?"
Did you mean that you lost your virginty - or did you mean that, perhaps, you backed up into her car and didn't pay for the damage - as in "fucked over" - ?
I'm very happy for you.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-07 14:58:09 EDT (#)
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Hey guys, I'm cool. I fucked a girl! YAY! YAY! YAY! I'm going to tell everyone!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-05-07 14:49:51 EDT (#)
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Ahhh... the life of... a member of the Sewer Department..?
Submitted by tpx187 (user info) at 2003-05-07 14:48:28 EDT (#)
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Wow, that pic came out huge...oops.
Bobbs