An Intern Speaks: I <3 UBER!!!1! (703 hits)
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Submitted by Certain Hue of Blue (View user info) at 2005-07-25 19:20:23 EDT
How many of ya'll read Dilbert?
Okay...
How many of ya'll work in an office?
Now we're talking. If you said yes to either of the above, then you know about the copier-hovering, good-fer-nothing intern.
I am that intern.
I stare at this computer screen for at least 45 minutes, just to get my day started. I do it after my hour-long lunch, too. I get coffee for my six different bosses. I didn't get the memo, so why are you yelling at me for missing a meeting that has nothing to do with my job?!
Enough about me. Let's talk about you, Uber. It seems there has been alot of hate flying around about Ubersite, with various people leaving and saying bad bad things.
Well, that isn't for me. Uber, from the bottom of my intern heart, I'd like to thank you for all the work I was able to procrastinate on whilst I perused the posts of n00bs and elite alike. You see, with your perfect white background and black text, it actually looks like I am doing work.
In reality, I am reading about various ways to murder people, the latest drunk post, people whining about Bush, or recently, Ubermadness. All that takes up so much of my free time, well, I almost forgot to get coffee this morning! LIEK, OMG!!!111!
So, thank you. Uber: a paradise of text that an office intern with a T1 line cannot pass up. You better chickety check yourself before you wreck yourself, cuz there ain't no party like a west coast party cuz a west coast party don't stop.
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Submitted by pbnjams (user info) at 2005-08-06 23:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was once my life, too.
Submitted by AndraSidan (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Dilbert reference
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-25 23:51:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
All of this for saying ya'll? I'd hate to see what all you liberals would say if I stated "gitonouttahere". That's all one word.
And it can be ya all, which goes to ya'll. Darn liberals elites picking on my country grammar. Wait, that is a Nelly song.
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Liberal elite? What is that? Brings forth the image of some massive dude with an obvious phallic symbol of a gun in a peace rally. "Liberal Elites, HO!".
Liberty. Freedom.
If your not for it, what exactly are you for? Exactly.
LIBERAL ELITES, HO!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-26 04:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hello
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-07-25 23:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, here is a plus 2 because all "veteran" uberites are assholes.
Ohmygoshimliketehleet cause I've been here longer than you!
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-07-25 23:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-07-25 23:26:58 (#)
Ranking: -1
"How many of ya'll read Dilbert? "
It's "y'all", asshat.
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seriously...who is the asshat here
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-25 23:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All of this for saying ya'll? I'd hate to see what all you liberals would say if I stated "gitonouttahere". That's all one word.
And it can be ya all, which goes to ya'll. Darn liberals elites picking on my country grammar. Wait, that is a Nelly song.
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-25 23:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Swivel on it.
Dipshit.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-07-25 23:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"How many of ya'll read Dilbert? "
It's "y'all", asshat.
Submitted by Doc_Holiday520 (user info) at 2005-07-25 21:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-25 21:21:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for saying ya'll
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-25 21:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for saying ya'll
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-07-25 20:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because you hick idiots say "ya'll" doesn't make it proper to write it down.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-07-25 20:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-25 19:53:42 EDT (#)
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Just to level things out.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-25 19:45:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-07-25 19:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think you were mentioned here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/7400
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-25 19:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-25 19:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-25 19:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Super!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-07-25 19:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
yer welcome.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-25 19:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks for the update.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-25 19:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can you make 50 copies of you fucking yourself and have it on my desk by the morning?
Kay, thanks.