I'm very curious as to what you have to say about this, uber. (1111 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-07-26 00:00:07 EDT
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-23 21:02:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-29 05:19:55 (#)
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Oh, good thing you got my attention, Daniel, I've been wanting to introduce you to my friends, Sarcasm and Irony. At first they come off as rough around the edges, but they're quite entertaining. A lot of dudes try to pick them up, but too often it just doesn't work out. Unfortunately, I'd guess you're not quite cunning enough to use them. Plus, I don't think they'd like your buddies P. Brain and Little Johnson.
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guess we won't be seeing any of these anytime soon...if we are to believe Lisa's departure
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-29 05:19:55 EDT (#)
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Oh, good thing you got my attention, Daniel, I've been wanting to introduce you to my friends, Sarcasm and Irony. At first they come off as rough around the edges, but they're quite entertaining. A lot of dudes try to pick them up, but too often it just doesn't work out. Unfortunately, I'd guess you're not quite cunning enough to use them. Plus, I don't think they'd like your buddies P. Brain and Little Johnson.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:03:15 EDT (#)
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Slam on the pedal as you get closer, and parallel park between aisles five and seven.
That's always worked for me.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-28 22:39:25 EDT (#)
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It'd be easier just to set his car on fire and be done with it.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-28 22:13:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-07-26 21:58:53 (#)
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I AM RIGHT AH HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ah thank you uber, I love being right.
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You are not right. Uber is full of jerks! Of course they'd tell you to park wherever the fuck you want and try to kill some pedestrians while you're at it.
I'm of the firm belief that if Uber agrees with you, you've made a terrible, terrible decision.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:40:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-26 01:55:04 (#)
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I say you're a drunken slut.
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Lisa, are you in a perpetually bad mood? I think you need an enema, and a good, solid fuck. Yeh, I said enema. You cantankerous cunt.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:00:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:35:11 (#)
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You have GOT to be kidding me.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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What? Eat it, Caesar...
ha!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-07-26 21:58:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-26 04:29:25 (#)
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In the UK people don't park outside every shop, they mark near to the shopping centre in a big car park, then walk from shop to shop- shopping centres are mainly pedestrianised.
If I were you I'd park all over and tell everyone to fuck off.
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I have no idea what you just said...
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I AM RIGHT AH HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ah thank you uber, I love being right.
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Wiggles, my map rulz
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:36:31 EDT (#)
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fuck it park where you want. i do
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:50:58 EDT (#)
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I would have pulled up alongside any other cars there and parked
as they did.
if i were the only car i would have parked any fucking way i felt like.
perhaps even right in front of the door.
that's just me though.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:37:24 EDT (#)
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+2 for this
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:17:08 (#)
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"How the hell am I ever gonna win that ten-speed?"
"How the hell are you gonna ride a ten-speed with no friggin' legs? You're just gonna bust the ass that you don't even have!"
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go aqua fuckin teen
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-26 09:28:17 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha
That is a very sad little "map".
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-26 09:18:07 EDT (#)
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I like to block people in when I park. I wouldn't want them to get a head start on wherever they are headed
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-26 08:46:24 EDT (#)
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Aim for the sidewalk you crazy beotch you!!!!!!
Remember, pedestrians get you Pepsi points.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-26 08:21:17 EDT (#)
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*hugs*
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-26 08:19:42 EDT (#)
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Park wherever you want.
That's what the blacks do.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-26 07:24:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-26 07:20:14 (#)
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It all depends.
On whether or not gay men blow me.
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-26 07:23:58 EDT (#)
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It's important to remember, when parking, that no one else matters. It's all about YOU. Fuck all those other motherfuckers. Park, get your shit, get gone. Amen.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-26 07:20:14 EDT (#)
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It all depends.
On whether or not you blow me.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:51:25 EDT (#)
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Isn't that the flag you had before you won independance?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:41:59 EDT (#)
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Oh, speaking of my car... I found out today that they are going to total it. I'll probably get about $13000 or so for it, so now I have to figure out what I'm going to do as far as buying a NEW vehicle. I think I can afford a 10 speed.
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"I would kill someone, in front of their own mother, for a 10-speed."
HAR HAR HAHAHAHA HAR HA AHAHHAHAHA!
hooo. I made myself laugh.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:39:50 EDT (#)
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generally speaking
it's somewhere ober there
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-26 04:29:25 EDT (#)
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In the UK people don't park outside every shop, they mark near to the shopping centre in a big car park, then walk from shop to shop- shopping centres are mainly pedestrianised.
If I were you I'd park all over and tell everyone to fuck off.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-26 03:16:27 EDT (#)
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as long as you are in-and-out within 4 minutes, it's OK.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-07-26 02:16:00 EDT (#)
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That's way easy: let the person you're with go in, and watch for cops- shark around the parking lot if one shows. No prob. (Down here on the Gulf what sucks is going in such stores, because there's always underage kids begging me to buy them alcohol. I so remember being one of them, but I never do.
(If you don't have anyone with you, park in the alley behind the store.)
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-07-26 02:04:05 EDT (#)
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It is michigan, do whatever you want.
I saw your sister at Art Van in Novi the other day. (Someone who looked like you, obviously.)
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-26 01:57:25 EDT (#)
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And you smell like a horse's stable.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-26 01:55:04 EDT (#)
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I say you're a drunken slut.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-26 01:39:25 EDT (#)
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When sucking dick at convenience stores, it is most appropriate to park on the street.
Take that however you choose.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:57:57 EDT (#)
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I don't like this sudden Font change.
I hope I am wrong .
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:35:11 EDT (#)
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You have GOT to be kidding me.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:30:29 EDT (#)
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yiou;re the one stealling my thunder, you harlot, with these epic posts of such pschycological depth!
and i have to post now, it's my houswwork time
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:21:18 EDT (#)
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I don't see any problem's, except; keep the engine running and send someone else in.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:19:25 EDT (#)
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Group Hug!
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:19:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:17:08 EDT (#)
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"How the hell am I ever gonna win that ten-speed?"
"How the hell are you gonna ride a ten-speed with no friggin' legs? You're just gonna bust the ass that you don't even have!"
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:13:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:09:43 (#)
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Hmm... well, you're parked better than the other guy..
I too love umiii
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haha that cracked me up for some reason.
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Oh, speaking of my car... I found out today that they are going to total it. I'll probably get about $13000 or so for it, so now I have to figure out what I'm going to do as far as buying a NEW vehicle. I think I can afford a 10 speed.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:12:21 EDT (#)
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i would just park perpendicular to the store.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:09:43 EDT (#)
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Hmm... well, you're parked better than the other guy..
I too love umiii
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:08:56 EDT (#)
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If I'm in a parking lot I park. I just make sure I'm not in a driving lane. I rarely even look at the actual parking lines, I just try not to block anyone in/prevent myself from being blocked in, because that'd suck.
I call it being a "Midwest" things. We're all practically retarded.
Submitted by Nefarious (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:08:51 EDT (#)
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Your car sucks dude
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:08:15 EDT (#)
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i have no experience with this
it would depend on circumstnaces and mood, but i suspect some kind of anal retentive forces would compel me to at least consider parking 'properly'
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:06:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:04:06 (#)
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Oh thank GOD. I was accused of being inconsiderate and rude by my passenger... but I was fairly certian it was a normal way to park.
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Your companion should not be permitted to partake of any supplies you acquired during this excursion.
NOW KILLSLAY THEM.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:04:06 EDT (#)
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Oh thank GOD. I was accused of being inconsiderate and rude by my passenger... but I was fairly certian it was a normal way to park.
Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:03:10 EDT (#)
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No lines, nevermind.
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:03:01 EDT (#)
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The Quality Dairy nearest Brody Complex at MSU has this problem all the time. They have about seven parking spaces and serve roughly 15 million people every Friday and Saturday night.
My vote? I say park wherever the fuck you want. Why should you be deterred from the acquisition of sweet, sweet alcohol just because all of the "designated" spaces are taken?
LET NOTHING STAND IN YOUR WAY.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:01:31 EDT (#)
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Seriously, Uber... lets hug.