Japs *NSFW or anywhere else for that matter... except asia* (2767 hits)
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Submitted by Williamson (View user info) at 2005-07-26 04:58:29 EDT
"There is no race on Earth quite so perverted as the Japanese" - Williamson (c)
Inspired by good ol' Kaos-Kaiser and his love for the ginger race ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/71678 ), I thought why not express my love for our sexy neigbours in the far east?
For the last five years of my life I've had Yellow Fever, and hardly ever look twice at white girls. For some reason my infatuation is with the Asian female and this is the reason I continued learning Japanese from grade 10 onwards until I eventually went on a hormonally charged month-long holiday over in Japan after school...
It's also about 99% of the reason I will probably be living in Japan next year.
Now, just so there seems to be some sort of point to this post, 5 +2's to the first person who can name that movie down the bottom-left.
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-05 04:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YELLOW FUCKING PLAGUE, MAN!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! Excellent work.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-07 04:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha. I can't even remember writing that.
(1098 hits)
Hitwhoring FUCK YEAH!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-05 10:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wooo Asian women!!!!!!!!!
Woo drunken stupor!~!!!!!!!1` ]
+2 for japanese girlfriend that's easily as hot as these girl.s
WOooooooooowd I'm going to bed.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-28 02:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-26 06:15:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
For some reason my infatuation is with the Asian female"""
^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^ ^^^^ ^^ ^ ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^ ^
Dental floss?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-28 01:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yay for vraginer!
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2005-08-28 01:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I dig that little rubber duck in the bath. His little rubber duck friends
would probably tell him to "shut the fuck up and quit lyin' faggot!" and at
that moment, lucky rubber ducky would show them the pic and those other
rubber ducks would be like, "quack, your rule. we suck..sorry master."
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-28 00:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-24 03:01:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen weather woman like 3 times and i wouldnt have recognised the cover. I know it stars Keiko Nakadai, for some reason. One of those facts.
PS: Fuck me those chicks are hot.
PPS: They're drunk, ya faggots.
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I think Keiko was the name of the character, not the star. I believe the star was Misa Aki (just out of memory... don't take my word on it).
I met a chick named Keiko Nakagawa last night. I was so close to mentioning that was similar to Keiko Nakadai... I'd have fun trying to explain that.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 03:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GODDAMNIT!!!!!! FUCK YOU FOR BEING A FUCKING CHARLIE CHASER!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-24 03:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen weather woman like 3 times and i wouldnt have recognised the cover. I know it stars Keiko Nakadai, for some reason. One of those facts.
PS: Fuck me those chicks are hot.
PPS: They're drunk, ya faggots.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-30 06:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A good japanese friend of mine left to go home to Japan today...
*sigh*
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-29 01:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, on second look. Its more like the "I'm a fucking idiot" look. I wasnt really looking at her face the first time.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-29 01:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For some reason I have a thing for hot asian girls. The one in the bottom right is totally giving me the "Come fuck my brains out and listen to me squeal" look.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-07-29 00:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Asian women are overrated. Trust me, I grew up with them.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-29 00:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know Apollo was a Danger alter...
on a side not.. it's been a over a week since my camwhore was rated! You're slipping!
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-26 06:15:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
For some reason my infatuation is with the Asian female"""
that'll be because of the boyish figure.
homo.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes! Young Japanese women are very hot and asian women in general kick ass over the fat American bitches in the midwestern US (with the possible exception of Irish girls). But, the Japanese girls do not age well, and they are too westernized, having a lack of scruples. Filipinas on the other hand are super hot young and stay that way right up to menapause. Also, Filipinas are more old fashioned being a lot less likely to dump your ugly ass as soon as someone better looking and more wealthy comes along.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-26 08:17:56 EDT (#)
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Nath, I'm going to Chinatown this weekend and I'm planning on locate and buy the movie.
I suggest you do the same.
Oh, and while you're at it, get Eko Eko Azarak: Birth of the Wizard or any of the Lone Wolf samurai series.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-26 08:14:10 EDT (#)
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This didn't do much for me until the woman at the bottom on the DVD cover. Fuck...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-26 08:06:36 EDT (#)
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I was always more fond of the Korean women over the Japanese.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-26 07:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weather Woman = TubGirl?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-26 07:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-26 06:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weather Woman - famous for the bath scene.
"The towel is too harsh on my skin... use your tongue."
"That area needs special attention."
Runner up goes to the scene where she gets her magic powers by being whipped in the forest, and honourable mention goes to the ten minute mini-opera where her rival the boss's daughter explains that she was educated in Paris.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-26 06:51:35 EDT (#)
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I love the Weather Woman, and I've still only seen the censored version.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-07-26 06:44:39 EDT (#)
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weather woman - famous for enema scene
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-26 06:15:57 EDT (#)
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For some reason my infatuation is with the Asian female"""
that'll be because of the boyish figure.
homo.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Google or no google, it feels good to be a weiner.... erm--- winner!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:49:08 EDT (#)
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Congrats Chewwy Suave. 5 +2's coming your way for googling the little quote.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The movie is titled "Weather Woman"
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:33:37 EDT (#)
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actually williams, we really should keep the whole asia thing hush hush.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:32:01 EDT (#)
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good point williams, the white skin is truly a blessing
but one does need a way of making money while over there.
sadly, i haven't got what it takes to be a male escort, so i think 'aussie swim coach' would be the next best combo of business and pleasure.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:24:43 EDT (#)
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Shandy, you seem to be overthinking this too much... overplanning, you know?
You just need to be white. That's all.
Women literally twice my age were trying to get me into bed over in Japan. I remember for instance a 36 year old in a bar kept telling me about her Nurse's costume at her apartment... Very good looking too. Shame she was a tad too drunk and I had to leave the city the next morning.
*Sigh*
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:20:34 EDT (#)
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btw, did you know i have the power to make it rain jap schoolgirls?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69955
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:18:37 EDT (#)
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nervous high school girls and uni students placing their trust in you, floating on their backs before you as you gently support them with a strategically placed hand...
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:15:43 EDT (#)
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twat royale
hahahahhaa
good work on this post though
i've decided to become a swim instructor. it's very easy to get an austswim qualification. so next visit to asia not only can i teach english, i can also become an AUSSIE swim coach!!! think of it!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-07-26 05:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
twat royale?