You Might Not Know This (3709 hits)
Category: UberMadness!Rating: -0.1 on 226 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by UberMadness! (View user info) at 2005-07-26 10:30:01 EDT
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Entry 1
"You might not know this," remarked Woofles, inducing a cardiac arrest in his elderly owner, "but I'm not your three year old Pekingese after all. I'm a hyper-intelligent cyborg scout for a master race of shape shifters who intend to take over the world.""I know, I know," he said sympathetically to her now limp body sprawled across the living room floor. "It's weird, isn't it."
This was the longest speech Woofles had ever made in his life, so he took a few minutes to rest before he hopped over her body and left the house. It had been nice living there, but now he had things to do. Big, important things.
What were they? You decide.
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Entry 2
Entry 1:
Adamdidit2u
AsshOly
AwesomeJohnson
badassmofo
Bellebrown
Bigmike
blank_mind
Blitzen
BLITZKREIG_BOB
bob
BobLobla
Circe
Confuzitron
Coyote
Feijuada
firefly
G_Nonny
Genko
Glitterbug
Ignore_the_Small_Print
indoninja
jack11058
Jack_McCallum
JMG114
joedaddy
loki
mikethescottish
munkeypants
MyNameIsTim
NetProphet
nitty34
NOWorNEVER
ParlorTrick
Phallic_Cymbals
potatomanjack
rad1101
RandomJose
Razor
RkaDk2
Rope
salmonofdoubt
satchel
sebcharrot
sg11588
shitfuck
Slighty_Obnoxious
Spam
SPECIALk
Spooner
SullyThePirate
The_Yellow_Dart
ThineJericho
thorpe
TimeCop
Totally_useless
Viciousriffs
Wiggles
WildcatMcGee
youarsoghey
54 eligible votes (59 total) *
Entry 2:
absolutes
apollo88
AshyLarry
Awko
Axolotl
Barlow
Berty
BillsSBChamps
BuckeyesTHEGAME
c1ndy
CaptainThorns
ChristPuncher
comicbookguy
congo
corn_nugget
Crystle
darko
Davros
DCWoody
Death_Metal_Dude
doctorj24
dodahdave
domenad
Domochevsky
DonkeyOnTheEdge
DonovanMD
downerSTAIN
egadz
electrictoothsyndrome
erinly
ess-arr
Fabish
FartSmeller
fell-8-me
forensicgirl3
fudgepacker
FunnyAsCancer
gabrielpm
gamma
gascs
Inanna
Ingsoc
Jeanneee
jgreening
JohnGalt
JonnyX
JulsInsane
Katastrofadark
kimmy02721
Kre8rix
krissi
littledan
Magicaddict
maiorano84
Method
MichaelJackson
Mike00295
MrWillard
Natsukau
Norman
Pentameter
polyamorousaj
ProudMonkey
QueenAshlee
Riddy
Slovin
Snark
spedmonkey
Spuds002
stevie_says
strwbryfanatic
supadupapupa
Teephphah
thaumaturge
thecaes
tlozoot
wardy
William_Q_Percy
williamson
Xcuses
zakalwe
66 eligible votes (81 total) *
* Eligible votes are those made by users who had either (A) posted 3+ messages OR (B) written 100+ [lowered from 750+] reviews as of the beginning of the UberMadness! competition.
User Reviews
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-05 06:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UM, I pine for thee...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-23 10:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It pains me that this has a negative ranking.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-12 22:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my favourite UM post.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Entry 2 is a winner!
GEORGE BUSH! SLEEP WITH THE FISHIES!!!
HOO HOO HOO!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SILENCE!
I SHALL SPEAK!
ENTRY #1:
WTF?
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ENTRY #2:
+2 for me being a super hero.
+2 for me kicking George Bush's ass.
+2 for Michael Jackson's comments.
-2 because my animations look nowhere near that. Come on dude, get it together.....
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Entry #1: Not Rated
Entry #2: +4
Entry #2 wins.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-27 08:42:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-07-26 20:47:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
I disagree with number one being disqualified. I mean, that was pretty fucking clever what happened. It's like one of those kids movies, where the underdog pulls off some hilarious stunt that is legal, but no one has ever thought of before.
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REQUALIFY #1!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAH! YOU FUCKERS THOUGHT IT WAS ME AND IT WASN'T!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked #1 better even without the whole fake #2 entry behind it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:31:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
I would rather watch paint dry than read/hear/talk about fucking poker.
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Y'see? Occasionally, someone fell for it.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so confused.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
goddammit loki
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would rather watch paint dry than read/hear/talk about fucking poker.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
c'mon thorpe.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
teh suxxors
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never mind Thorpe- this was a clever idea, at least you'll be remembered.
Submitted by ProudMonkey (user info) at 2005-07-27 23:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-27 22:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it would have done 400% better if it were bart's head as a superhero instead of Electro. People hate anything you do involving Electro.
Besides, what the hell isn't funny about John Kerry wearing a pink dress and red lipstick?
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-27 22:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not saying that this is the best thing I've ever submitted, but in my defense, I COASTED through 5 rounds of the original UberMadness with shit like this.
Submitted by Barlow (user info) at 2005-07-27 21:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-27 21:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had writer's block. By the looks of it, so did gascs.
Sue us.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-27 20:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS WAS GASCS VS THORPE?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-27 20:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 was fucking brilliant.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-27 20:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe gascs posted entry 2. If only there was more stuff like that on pulsehead the place would be huge.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-07-27 20:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucking hate both of you.
Entry 2 only because Entry 1 had less effort put into it. Of course, both really pissed me off.
Entry 2: -2
Entry 1: -3
Submitted by Glitterbug (user info) at 2005-07-27 20:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-27 20:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I've been disqualified for plagiarism. Looks like gascs would have gotten through anyway, but it's the principle of the thing.
DAMN YOU ALL
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-27 19:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are both retarded.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-27 18:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-07-27 17:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are there three entries?
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-07-27 17:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god nevermind...but still freaking brilliant
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-07-27 16:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck just happened there...in the middle of it there was an entry from round one...
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2005-07-27 16:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-27 15:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-27 14:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree with you, Zak. People are bitching about the quality of the contest, when some real entries aren't getting the same attention as this 'work.'
Bah. BAH! I say.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-27 12:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this might sound like bleating, but this entry has over 3 times as many reviews as my matchup. i've been looking on all the crybaby bitching around here with disdain, but if the uber voting populations rewards a matchup like this with the illumination of attention while neglecting over a dozen serious entries...then something is wrong with the competition.
these two entrants obviously don't care.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck?
That is all.
P.S. - I could have sworn I already voted on this.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck?
That is all
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
er - I can't possibly vote on this. #1 was.. barely an entry. #2 (mark one) started in a way that seemd to be a sequel to one of the round one stories... a story nonetheless and probably the clear winner here, except that the second "entry 2".. is confusing. sort this out so it's 2 distinct entries and I might be able to vote...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-27 08:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I still don't understand how plagiarism is applicable to this post. They didn't try to pass off any of Donovan's post as their own.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-27 08:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-07-26 20:47:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
I disagree with number one being disqualified. I mean, that was pretty fucking clever what happened. It's like one of those kids movies, where the underdog pulls off some hilarious stunt that is legal, but no one has ever thought of before.
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REQUALIFY #1!!!!!
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-27 07:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That goes for everyone else who's saying, "I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS! MINE WAS SO MUCH BETTER! MOMMY, THIS IS BULLSHIT! I'VE GOT GRIT IN MY VAGINA!"
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-27 07:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jgreening, you have got to be the biggest fucking whiner that I've ever seen.
Author #2 will move on and do well because he's not writing the same trite, serious, drawn-out, cliched shit that always shows up on UberMadness.
Quit being such a sore loser.
Submitted by RkaDk2 (user info) at 2005-07-27 07:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Riddy (user info) at 2005-07-27 07:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My vote doesn' count
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-27 06:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man i meant entry 1
or did i?
there is a whole lot of stupid going on in this post.
whoever did this (method??) deserves a medal.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-27 06:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well that was confusing!
v.creative!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-27 05:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF is going on here?
-Dave
(I only voted to see the comments and attempt to figure out what is going on)
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-27 05:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:14:51 (#)
Hell, I know I'm going to get beat, but I think my entry kicked the shit out of these.
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I'm losing by about a 2-1 margin right now, and my entry absolutely destroyed these. Which is only just to say, this is a far stranger and uglier beast than was UMII.
Submitted by Inanna (user info) at 2005-07-27 03:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Annie are you ok?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-07-27 03:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-27 03:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THe committee DQing this beauty is crap
crappity crappy crap.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:09:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
The story Entry 2 Not the retarded electro shit
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How would you feel author 1...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure if the author of entry 2 realized you would be posting the electro thing then he wouldn't have bothered putting up donovanmd's entry in the picture, the dog one could have won it for him.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha what the fuck?
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The story Entry 2 Not the retarded electro shit
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For all of you too confused to figure it out:
Post 1 is the dog story + Donovan's first round entry
Post 2 Is the electro-hero thing.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Number 1/2 made me laugh more.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHHAHAHAHAA
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whoa.
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I get knocked out, and one of these pieces of shit moves on... FUCK that...
It looks like NEITHER one of the guys WANT to move on... So why the fuck should they?
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-07-26 23:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Craziness.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-07-26 23:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-07-26 23:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What WAS entry #1?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-07-26 23:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK I think I figured out what happened and it's either hysterical or really shitty and I can't decide which, but I'm in a fantastic mood right now so we'll go with hysterical, and I wish I could change my vote, but you were DQed so it doesn't matter anyway. #2 still made me laugh too though...
Good job, ya'll.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uhhhhhhh.......
I'm really confused right now....
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-07-26 20:47:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like one of those kids movies, where the underdog pulls off some hilarious stunt that is legal, but no one has ever thought of before.
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Oh please. It's been done before in regular uberposts.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not plagiarism, that's a picture. It's not the entry, it's the picture for the entry. The picture is safe for work, so where's the problem? That's not against the rules!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BEST
POST
EVER
bows down
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Person 1 is obviously smarter.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hell, I know I'm going to get beat, but I think my entry kicked the shit out of these.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2005-07-26 22:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-07-26 21:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what...
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-26 21:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FIGHT THE SYSTEM LOL
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-26 21:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
Both good, but the first one was pretty fucking clever.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-07-26 21:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-07-26 21:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-07-26 21:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fucking terrible, but at least number one made me laugh.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-07-26 20:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I disagree with number one being disqualified. I mean, that was pretty fucking clever what happened. It's like one of those kids movies, where the underdog pulls off some hilarious stunt that is legal, but no one has ever thought of before.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-26 20:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:03:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
why did these fuckwits have to get matched against each other? they could've gone up against two serious entries and allowed two good authors to get through to the next round.
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No shit. Steve and I both have good entries and unfortunatly it looks like I may be out, but my piece kicked the crap out of these.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-07-26 20:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a hard choice.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You might not know this, but both of these entries suck.
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:03:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
How is Entry 1 plagiarism if they didn't try to pass it off as their own?
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that thought struck me too. In all honesty this is no different than when method tried to pass off the uberboard comment as being randomjose's.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what Ingsoc said.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71740#1481497
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How is Entry 1 plagiarism if they didn't try to pass it off as their own?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why did these fuckwits have to get matched against each other? they could've gone up against two serious entries and allowed two good authors to get through to the next round.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wait what the fuck
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Goddamit Electro, you're an alcoholic! Goddammit Electro, you have autism!
One of those does not sound right."
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope Entry 1/Fake Entry 2 will win so the author can pull an another amazing stunt in this years UberDadness.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the FUCK just happened to me...
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:06:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck both of you
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Whenever my dial-up takes 10 mins to load, I decide to go to the bookstore instead.
Didn't wait
Didn't see it
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I vote for the entry 2 without electro!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:03:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
If this is Donovans that means that stevie_says is entry 1.
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN EVER STEVIE YOU SLY BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!1
NO DQ!!!
NODQ!!!!
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Nope, this isnt us, ours is anothr entry and both were much better quality than this.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The more I look at this, the more I like it.
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
never mind, I get it.
For those of you who don't, the 1st "Entry 2" is a screenshot or a picture or whatever. It's a continuation of the dog picture, and it's plagiarism.
Entry 1, hoping that people would vote for his dog stroy, did something extremely intelligent and clever to "win."
While I applaud the strategy and genius behind the idea, and would vote for 1 just for thinking of it, I can't really vote for anything but 2 because of the plagiarism.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was a dastardly plan, entry 1. I don't know what you were trying to acheive with it though.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell?
Submitted by Norman (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't that special, like short bus special.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
(all previous comments said in jest)
(plagiarist)
(this matchup sucks)
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF?????!!!!!!
This is where the Madness comes into play. As in, insane.
I gotta vote for poker. #2 wins! Although it looks oddly familiar...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Any particular reason there are 2 entry #2's?
I think this is probably the last time I will read an Ubermadness post.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
clever author 1. but still, go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
?
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of you people are retards. Both were exceptionally brilliant in their own twisted designs. Don't hate them because they're easily the best entries ever submitted in UM.
OHMYGOD THEY DON'T FOLLOW THE SHITTY TEMPLATE SET BY EVERY OTHER SERIOUS AND LONGWINDED UBERMADNESS STORY -2 -2 -2 -2. AHH
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahaha!
This was fucking close, I tell you whut!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If this is Donovans that means that stevie_says is entry 1.
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN EVER STEVIE YOU SLY BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!1
NO DQ!!!
NODQ!!!!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell?
This is my entry. I guess thats a nice compliment when some dipshit copy and pastes my story. It wasnt even that good.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
after reading through the reviews I would have to drop a +2 on this post
for the sheer fact that it confused the hell out of Method and AJ,
the Kings of Kaos and Konfuzion.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT THE FUCK... ARE THERE 3 ENTRIES?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:26:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
If the first to posts are from entrant one, and he/she puts his REAL post (poker story) as entry 2, isn't he/she just compelling voters to vote for his adversary?
If that's cheating, that's WIERD cheating.
====================
Actually, I think it's pretty clever cheating because if people are too lazy to scroll all the way down to see the real Entry 2 after finding out that the fake Entry 2 was clearly an instance of plagiarism, they will vote for Entry 1 despite its shittiness to stamp out plagiarism. Anyone who read the posts in Round One knows the story that showed up as the fake Entry 2.
However, a picture of a piece of shit could have beaten the real Entry 2.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#2 was both IMMENSELY retarded, and IMMENSELY entertaining.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If the first to posts are from entrant one, and he/she puts his REAL post (poker story) as entry 2, isn't he/she just compelling voters to vote for his adversary?
If that's cheating, that's WIERD cheating.
By the poker topic alone, I can tell who wrote it. So should you.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was never explained to me why I wasn't permitted to compete, but I guess the competition would have been stiff anyway.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shit
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf?
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That thing about the dog made me laugh so fucking much.
Entry 2 was great also.
Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck it.
Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, this was so awesome. Nice fucking job.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck it, I have to vote to see the reviews. Damn it... I'm going with #2, even though I don't want to.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One is a cheater, the other is an idiot.
I abstain from this vote. God almighty.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Unless somebody posts a picture of his ballsack as his entry, this will likely be the most controversial post of the tournament.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry #1 would have been more clever if it was more clever.
It still gets my vote since I will never vote for anything with 'SHAMONE' in it, but the entry still stinks more of evading a decent effort than pulling off a clever stunt.
Lucky for you the competition was tripe.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhh, now that I actually pay attention, I see what's going on here. But Entry 2 should still win...as clever as #1 is, it's still plagarizing, yes?
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All I know is that I'm really confused.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:18:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY, GUYS, OVER HERE! I FOUND SOME CRAP!
--
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I barely skimmed entry 2, as it was making my eyes glaze over with poker jargon that might as well be another language for me. But at least author 2 put some effort into it...and that cartoon was kind of funny, if not completely inappropriate for the story.
You're lucky author 1 didn't submit anything of value.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you can't fool me.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 was shit.
#2 was MORE shit. More shit than I could stand. More shit than I could believe was possible. So much shit that even God did a double-take.
#1 gets the vote.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry 1 would have been better if it made up it's own original entry two and put that in the picture.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry one is plagerism right? I hope I never read that again. Go Ubermadness woooo!!!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck it, I want to read the reviews.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So fricking bad.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh fuck, entry #1 is brilliant.
i'm an idiot.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe this crap. It makes me want to DQ myself just so I don't have to go on to the next round if I win.
I hope my opponent kills me in our matchup. I should just go out and solicit votes against me.
I have no vote for this matchup.
Submitted by NOWorNEVER (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:59:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
DISQUALIFICATION
-----------------
HAR HAR PEENER!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:12:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
This shouldn't be a DQ.
ANYONE WHO CAN'T TELL WHAT AUTHOR ONE DID IS A FUCKING MORON!!!!
--------------
And obviously so are some of those who *did* get it.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bollocks
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually think entry one was clever- it took me a few seconds to work out what the author did- we all know that was DonovanMD's entry. Not as good as entry 2 though.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got my #1 and #2 switched, but it don't matter anyhow. I voted correctly . . . which incidentally don't matter anyhow, since Author #1 got DQed.
I don't think I'd mind getting DQed right now come to think of it. A peanut-buster parfait would really hit the spot. Maybe a dilly bar.
Mmmmmmmmm. DQ.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This shouldn't be a DQ.
ANYONE WHO CAN'T TELL WHAT AUTHOR ONE DID IS A FUCKING MORON!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm kind of shocked that there weren't 3-4 Electro-based posts this round, seriously.
I *almost* did one, then stopped, because I thought that.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 would have been better if Bush won, but hey, whatever.
#2 I want to threaten to beat you up over the internet.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed and laughed.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DISQUALIFICATION
Author 1, you're disqualified for plagiarism. You're supposed to submit an original entry, and the largest portion of this isn't original.
"But people use pictures from google!"
Yes, and they use the word "the", too, which has been in a lot of places.
It's not the same, and you know it.
Author 2 has a pass to the next round.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nevermind, you had your chance author 1. Circe has something to say.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Horrible.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Author one, you need to e-mail me at djbabysmooth.at.hotmail.com and explain yourself.
You have plagarised and we will DQ you for it unless there is a reason that shit showed up.
Author 2, I hope that it was a coincidence that you went electro when author 1 posted electro's round one opponent's entry in their pic. Otherwise you have some explaining to do as well.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Clever, author 1, but my vote has to go to author 2.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
alright, now i see, sometimes I'm a little slow, you know...
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
D-prime madness here I come, I can't be fucked with this shit anymore.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it wrong to not know what i voted for????
2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where there 2 entry 2s or am I imagining it.
I hope Im not voting for the imaginary one.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plagiarism
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Jesus Christ, the plagiarism and confusing structure of "#1" made me choose #2, despite how gay it was.
And it was really, really, really gay.
Really.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man, that Michael Jackson kicks ass! Oh wait, that's me! Wow I am so super!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm, I WANT MY MONEY BACK YOU FUCKERS....
What is with the story in the pic? Is that part of the post?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoever is author two, YOU SUCK.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
those are without doubt the two oddest UM entries I've ever fucking seen.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't decide between them.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm hoping that the poker story was entry one. the font on the 'vs were different, so the poker story seems to be entry one. Either way, I want to vote for the poker story...
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was this supposed to be a contest?
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They were both fucking shit.
I suppose #1 was at least creative with the screenshot turned into a "number two."
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so confused!
Submitted by Ignore_the_Small_Print (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY, GUYS, OVER HERE! I FOUND SOME CRAP!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I won't vote for anything that says "sleep eith the fishes"
Entry number one sucked BALLS, mostly because poker is boring to watch, but even more boring to read about
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
end game.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Author 1, that's actually pretty damn funny now that I think about it. I'm guessing it's method.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um... Was this a mixup or something, or is Donovans post there on purpose?
I'm going to assume it's a mistake, and vote #1 vs the second #2.
In which case, #1 loses.
#2 doesn't win, mind you, #1 just loses.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck both of you
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry 1 gets the vote CUZ THEY CHEATED HEHEHEHE
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love both of you.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughing my ass off at the Uberboard.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Best match up ever.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"..."
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I simply hate people that brag. Especially those that brag to people they don't know. Oh yeah, I hate gambling and poker too.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus, I want a none of the above option again.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'm officially sick of ubermadness
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHICH ENTRY 2 IS IT?!?!?!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHICH ENTRY TWO AM I VOTING FOR?
Either way they're both better than #1.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the gay?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sE_Ojfeasr-qw09ru1239-74r1qe31ery_)&$E#_(*^$5
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont know what the fuck is going on here
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Both of you, die in a fire.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment