Bored of Ubermadness? Me too! (671 hits)
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Submitted by Belle (View user info) at 2005-07-26 10:31:57 EDT
I found out my Gran has had a stroke, and suddenly, this whole Uberdrama bollocks isn't quite as interesting anymore.
I hope that my opponent wins (although, it'd be nice to get at least one vote), so, good luck to AJ, even though I have a sneaky suspicion he wants out too...
Anyway, on one of my many trips around the web, I found a rather charming site.
Its the US Army Recruitment pages, and its full of interesting things that you can do whilst you sit and debate whether or not you should join up.
For instance, you can colour in a picture of a tank or a helicopter...
Or maybe you'd prefer to race a little tank around...
No?
Well how about clicking on a link that takes you to cool stuff (the fact that the cool stuff seems to be exactly what you were already looking at doesn't seem to concern anyone).
http://www.army.mil/coolstuff/newcoolstuff/coolstuff.htm
I'd really like to recommend the GoArmy Colouring book for all potential recruits. The Armoured Reconnaissance Vehicle looks especially arty on page 5.
I do apologise if you've seen this before, but I liked it so much, I thought it should be seen again.
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope your Gran is okay...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you guys. Bitching begets bitching. EAT ME RAW UBER!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because if I win I face the winner of the AJ/Belle match-up.
GO APATHY, WOO!!!!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, http://www.ubersite.com/m/71720
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ubermadness? Get on bored, the future is dprime madness http://www.ubersite.com/m/71523
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is all a little too serious for me's
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:22:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:33:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love tanks. If a tank had a vagina, I would most likely mate with it.
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www.russianbrides.com
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's hilarious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-26 12:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yup. I am.
But this post sure isn't an improvement.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know how you feel. Two weeks ago, my dad had a stroke as well, but he is recovering from it nicely. I really put effort into my first round post, but on the second, I just banged something out. There were more important things to do, like going with him to the recycling center, or out to eat at a Chinese restaurant. Makes the whole competition look silly.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
de ne de ne de der de ner...
We're in the twilight zone.
I will not be winning anytime soon matey! ahahahahaha!
I still have the pic of the shit if you're interested.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aiming for high iq's in their recruits are they??!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...all everybody does is bitch, bitch, bitch...
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HAR HAR
Always nice to see a little irony.
You people knew the score when you signed up, Rad told you all it was just a popularity contest.
So DANCE! DANCE FOR ME MY HUMAN PLAYTHINGS! BRING ME MIRTH!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:51:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't want to win the last fucking round, but am too much of a chump to forfeit.
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Me too. The thing that sucks is that I really wanted to compete. But all everybody does is bitch, bitch, bitch. Everybody is so egotistical. The committee is fighting like it's the biggest deal in the fucking world. Everyone is bitching about everyone else's posts, but they are all writing the same shit. What a bunch of whiny pansies. I don't even have any interest anymore. My father just had surgery. I've got school, work, bills, my boyfriend, and my friends who I hardly even get to see except on the weekends. I just realized it was really stupid of me to care about writing some fantastic post for some intangible victory bestowed upon me by a group of people who I don't even think about when I'm not online. And when I did give my best effort, it didn't mean shit. Fucktards still found something to bitch about. Fuck 'em.
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...all everybody does is bitch, bitch, bitch...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mark my words, Belle. You're going to win.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't want to win the last fucking round, but am too much of a chump to forfeit.
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Me too. The thing that sucks is that I really wanted to compete. But all everybody does is bitch, bitch, bitch. Everybody is so egotistical. The committee is fighting like it's the biggest deal in the fucking world. Everyone is bitching about everyone else's posts, but they are all writing the same shit. What a bunch of whiny pansies. I don't even have any interest anymore. My father just had surgery. I've got school, work, bills, my boyfriend, and my friends who I hardly even get to see except on the weekends. I just realized it was really stupid of me to care about writing some fantastic post for some intangible victory bestowed upon me by a group of people who I don't even think about when I'm not online. And when I did give my best effort, it didn't mean shit. Fucktards still found something to bitch about. Fuck 'em.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to whip out all my old alters and vote for you.
HAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I was thinking that...
The problem is AJ, you write too well in the first place to suck quite as badly as I do.
I didn't want to win the last fucking round, but am too much of a chump to forfeit.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is like that South Park episode where the kids are trying to be bad at baseball yet keep winning.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am completely soured on Ubermadness. I will not participate again. The reactions to my post are pretty much as expected. Oh, Uber, you didn't let me down at all. More proof of what a waste of time this website is. But then, that is really all it's ever been. A way to kill time. I knew what I wanted to post before I even got my title. I hope I lose this round, because I stopped giving a shit last week.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wooo! Recruitment for everyone under 6!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-26 10:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love tanks. If a tank had a vagina, I would most likely mate with it.