Pedro (327 hits)
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Submitted by DamianD<damiand.at.fsmail.net> (View user info) at 2005-07-26 11:02:32 EDT
Subject: Fw: Pedro Knows it All
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the
son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good!" "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for
the people, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Pedro:
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro,
who
is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Pedro. "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little shit If you say
anything else, I'll kill you!"
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe Jim Bowie's exact phrasing was "Fuck the Mexicans."
Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:45:17 EDT (#)
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Vote for Pedro!
Submitted by kadunkadunk (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it's still better than work
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goo goo!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-26 13:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:20:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Subject: Fw: Brendan -2's it all.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-07-26 11:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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