I'm typing straight into Uber. Fuck Word! (773 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.23 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by PMJ <potatomanjack79.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-26 14:46:56 EDT
I'm so fucking bored with everything that I think my penis is about to engorge solely to provide me with the entertainment involved with trying to hide the stiffy from the rest of the staff in my office.
Damn, that was a seriously run on sentance.
I'll run your on!
But on a more important note, why the fuck aren't the people of this site entertaining me? I've read every non UM3 post today, and there's nothing left for me to rate or reply to. There are no more emo tard-machine's for me to wish death upon. There aren't even any funny/stupid/camwhore/camslut/ pictures left for me to comment upon.
So with that said, I bring you a post of my own, followed by a picture, that my insult above has inspired me to draw.
This is the post part. Everything both above what I have written so far, and all the baby puke that will follow is all post. Pure unadultered post. Straight from my mind to the uber submit box (hahahaha... I said box!).
It's funny the way that the blank submit box can inspire both crap and beauty (although for the most part crap), and all it really is is a sub-par word processor. Fuck, I hate it when I use 'is is' in a sentance.
Going back to the sub-par word processor though, I really think I'm onto something with that. Really, that's all it is. I mean, you can't bold, or underline, and this.is.the.only.way.to.italic.at.your.writing.com
Well, enough stream of conciousness. Here's the picture that you're all rubbing your grubby little eyes to see.
Grubby... That's a good word.
So is rub.
User Reviews
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2005-07-26 20:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not entertaining - just added to what you were complaining about.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It sucks but I want opinions on it...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71783
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"But on a more important note, why the fuck aren't the people of this site entertaining me?"
Go read any of the following:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71071
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71163
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71252
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71300
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71375
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71560
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go back and read just about any of Saxon's posts.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the word "rub" makes me feel dirty
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i disagreeeee my friend, disagreeeee. that's me
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Non madness post auto +2.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not as good as Badassmofo but...http://www.ubersite.com/m/71720
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really enjoyed the IN part and the OUT part
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
here read this its an original
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71668
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:04:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
PMJ that asshole is planning on running for congress against the ONLY BUFFALO POLITICIAN WHO FUCKING DOES ANYTHING.
The good thing is the Irish community already has a plan to prevent this from happening. Election '06 will have a little suprise at the end.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:51:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
You didn't rate mine.
*crying emo tears while listening to chemical romance*
*dying*
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There, I went back and rated your post.
It's the most awesome comment ever made too.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You wonder why I have so many typos when I post? I don't have Word. I type everything directly into Uber every time.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:51:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
You didn't rate mine.
*crying emo tears while listening to chemical romance*
*dying*
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Ahahahaha!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you arent always here so not sure if you missed these gems...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71676
or this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62304
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I share your pain. Most of the non-ubermadness entries don't even give me any sort of motivation to even rate them. Stream of consciousness rocks.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You didn't rate mine.
*crying emo tears while listening to chemical romance*
*dying*
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have you seen this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70113
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Corky, that fucking truck kicks ass.