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Rating: 1.14 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Masked Assailant (View user info) at 2005-07-26 15:16:08 EDT


I want to ban Bigmike from Ubersite for uninteresting mediocre dribble.

I want to ban Razor from Ubersite for being such a whiny drama-queen-bitch!

I want to have a foursome with Kristen, Apollo, and Loki - loki on my balls, Kristen's snatch in my face, and Apollo's dick deep inside my ass.

I want QueenAshlee to clean out my ass after Apollo cums inside; I would then like to shit on her face.

I want Bart to ruin a chance for the Cubs to win the World Series by stealing a pop fly from leftfield . . . I then want him to be beaten merciless by an angry Chicago crowd . . . and finally I want Bart to die from getting electrocuted by overzealous cattle-prod-happy Wrigley Field security guards.

I want to fight MickGinny mano-y-mano in a death match with a live AOL video stream to show what happens when iron meets plastic.

I want people who say they are going to leave ubersite to actually leave and quit bitching about it - "I hate this place . . . too many trolls . . . too many people -2 me, too many assholes . . ." blah blah blah; cry me a river pussy!

I want a world where it's not cool to discriminate against overweight people - right on Fat Tony.

I want the MVA's to try to get some sunlight; to stop posting for 1 month; to interact with human beings without using a computer. ONE MONTH is all I ask.

I want to be Mormon.

I want juice. I'm all out of it.

I want the terrorists to win the "War on Terror"

I want Gerald Ford in 2008.

I want to be black.

I want to win the lottery.

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 08:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

noone should stop posting- that's just stupid

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i want-to get get drunk
and high.......again....

Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-07-26 23:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes. This was amusing.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-07-26 23:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by iProd (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I want you to shut up.

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:06:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:00:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm guessing you are 16 at most.

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no actually i'm 12, so that's compliment, thank-you very much!
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Don't worry she's ugly.

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I want Shania Twain and Nicky Hilton naked in a hot tub full of Jell-O.

Because there is ALWAYS room for Jell-O.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Steve Bartbartman?

Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:00:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm guessing you are 16 at most.

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no actually i'm 12, so that's compliment, thank-you very much!


Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm guessing you are 16 at most.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the sun, it hurts my eyes.

Submitted by abaddon (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"i wanna play with the horsey" (how do you spell horsey???!?!?!)

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wanna rock!

duh duhnuh nuh
duh duhnuh nuh

I WANT TO ROCK!

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:21:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

"I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was baller...."

Oh. This is I want.


dammit
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<sigh>

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride my bike.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I want Bart to ruin a chance for the Cubs to win the World Series by stealing a pop fly from leftfield
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The Curse of the BartBart...heh.

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:25:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

I want TMA to post and/or review more often.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wanna be a baller, shot caller
20 inch blades on the Impala
Caller gettin laid tonight
Swisher rolled tight, gotta spray my ice

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want a golden goose, daddy!

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want TMA to post and/or review more often.

Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Super

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was baller...."

Oh. This is I want.


dammit

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Non ubermadness post auto +2

Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my favorite rock-band kiss!

Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*crying*

Oh no, now i want to delete my post . . .

i want to kill all those that cry for a delete function.

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-26 15:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to rock and roll all night. That's all.


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