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Sex or making love. (778 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.23 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by greg wood <woodgt.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-26 17:30:08 EDT


Last night was a bad night to be sober. In one moment I lost a close friend and gained a new one. However my point to this story involves moral values, and reasoning. Love to have an opinion on this.
I went out with 3 other co-workers last night, One, a 23 years old, married and one child. Second is a tall man exhausted with his life situation, and lastly, a newly 21 year old girl who does not know any better.
Around go the shots, passing them out more than prayers at a catholic church. Anyway, eventually 5 shots, 4 pitchers of beer later, the married man and the 21 year old are making out, outside of the bar. A few minutes later, a girls friend, (guy/dating) comes to pick her up and take her home because she can't drive, let alone speak. 2 more shots later she is in the bathroom with the married guy having sex.
20 minutes, 3 cigarettes and 2 beers for me, the designated driver, they come out. She goes home, and I take the two other guys out to the next bar.

My friend was always close to me. And gave me good advice; however he made a wrong choice. What do you think, I know as a guy, it's hard to turn down new vagina, and I also know that alcohol had a factor, was it worth it? As long as there are no emotions can no one else will know can it be ok.

Fucking or making love.


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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-27 08:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"I know as a guy, it's hard to turn down new vagina..."

Bullshit. If a guy is still capable of getting it up, he's still capable of saying "I have a wife."


Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-27 05:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dumb question. Still it is shocking just how easy it is for a man not to cheat on his significant other. It really isn't hard at all. The married fella has quite deliberatly done what he's done, being pissed just isn't a factor. If he hadn't want to get away from his wife and child this would never have happened, ergo it is only a matter of time before he betrays them both completely and buggers off.

People really should have a little more self knowledge before they start breeding. You can't be so shallow when it comes to kids. Still a dumb question though.

Submitted by Rasta (user info) at 2005-07-27 03:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The married guy's wife has the right to castrate him and stuff his mouth with his member while burying him alive in an ant pile. OH, and she can do the same to the whore too!
Cheating = Death.
No excuses.

Submitted by Inanna (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Drunken horny retards? Check.
Nasty bar bathroom? Check.
Married dude with too-young stupid chick? Check.
Sounds like making sweet sweet love. Down by the fire.

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:35:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

You have to ask if drunk bathroom sex is empty fucking or making love?

Idiot.

Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What are you trying to tell us ol' boy?

Has timmy fallen into a well?

Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What?

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your grammar sucks.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If that's not making love then I sure as hell never have made love before.

Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:34:57 (#)
Ranking: 1

It isn't okay to be doing that if you're married. Married people should have thought harder about married life and what it means before they got married, if they're going to cheat.

People get married way too young and too early in their relationships. What's so great about marriage anyway?
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My very own opinion. You can't cheat on your wife if you don't have one.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's not making love unless they love. This would fall into the category of drunken fucking.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:45:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:40:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

I BET TEHY MADE TEH SWEET LOVE IN THE PLACE WHERE PEOPLE SHIT AND PUKE!!!!



Tijuana?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

THEY CONSUMMATED THEIR NEW BIGAMIST MARRIAGE IN THE JOHN OF A REDNECK ROADHOUSE

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It never ceases to amaze me how people take things for granted. Oh well, if he has that little character, he probably wouldn't miss it anyway.

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for new booty - the greatest thing known to man.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just can't seem to GRASP exactly what you're trying to ask here. First of all the married guy, Or Kristy as we'll call him, sounds like a real class act. Going out on a Monday and getting hammered should be a law. Then he has sex with a co-worker. That's not going to get awkward. And he has a child? For the sake of all that's holy, at least have the decency to describe what it's like the next day to him.

But is it sex or making love? I prefer the term "boning" or "dispensing baby lotion into a purse". Either way, it sounds like this guy should divorce his wife and move out of the country. I've seen movies that start with shit like this all the time alright? I think I know what i'm talking about.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:40:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

I BET TEHY MADE TEH SWEET LOVE IN THE PLACE WHERE PEOPLE SHIT AND PUKE!!!!



Tijuana?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm going to have to give that girl a thumbs-down for fucking a dude (married or not) in a bar bathroom.

T
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's never okay. Maintain moral superiority.



Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I BET TEHY MADE TEH SWEET LOVE IN THE PLACE WHERE PEOPLE SHIT AND PUKE!!!!

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'll be in the bathroom if anyone's looking for me.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She was a slut anyway

Isn't that right fellas?

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You have to ask if drunk bathroom sex is empty fucking or making love?

Idiot.

Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It isn't okay to be doing that if you're married. Married people should have thought harder about married life and what it means before they got married, if they're going to cheat.

People get married way too young and too early in their relationships. What's so great about marriage anyway?

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think they are in love and expressing how they feel for one another.

I need more bathroom sex

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-26 17:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That was fucking, and sooner or later somebody is gonna get bitten on the ass by it.


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