Supermodels, Jessica Alba, and Carl's Jr. (1020 hits)
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Submitted by Certain Hue of Blue (View user info) at 2005-07-26 18:24:46 EDT
For lunch today, I went to Carl's Jr. What kind of name is that anyway? Carl's Jr. Who is Carl's Junior? Is there a Carl's Senior? Carl's the First? Shouldn't it be Carl Juniors? Or simply Carl Jr.?
Anyway, I was craving barbeque sauce, and Carl's Jr. is the place to get it. They have a new sandwich out, and boy did it look good. The Western Charbroiled Chicken Sandwich. It was a very yummy burger.
I got the combo, large-sized. Incidentally, the default is small, and large is the highest you can get. I am used to large being after medium and before king/super. So, actually, I got the biggest combo possible.
Guess what Carl's Jr. has on the large size cups? Supermodels! From Sports Illustrated! Bikini-clad and all! It is the most amount of skin on a cup since, well, last month's Burger King cup with Jessica Alba as a member of the Fantastic 4. But there was no skin, just a skin-tight suit, and we needn't go into any more details.
So I am sitting here now, no carbonated beverage in sight, because my cup was too risque to bring into work. I have a half-finished large-sized soda filled with Coca-Cola sitting in my car, slowing but surely becoming a miniature sugary spa, because some supermodel from Brazil is spread across my cup.
That's it. There's no more. I want my soda.
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Submitted by pbnjams (user info) at 2005-08-06 13:15:15 EDT (#)
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If you can send me pics of these hot girls, I'll.... well, I'm not sure what I'd do, but it would be a nice thing to see.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-27 17:01:41 EDT (#)
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What a horrible story.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-27 16:40:54 EDT (#)
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So far I only see 392 hits. I guess my post is a late bloomer, Alex.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-07-27 16:38:31 EDT (#)
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Carls Jr. kicks teh ass.
by the way,
jessica alba's name in title of post = 10 bagillion hits.
never fails.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-27 16:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-27 15:47:32 (#)
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You seem to know something about writing. Why don't you use it?
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That is a nice thing to say, sped. Thanks!
Now, to answer your question: I am a journalist (although I would venture to say you couldn't tell on here), so that is where my knowledge of writing lies. I guess I could write more fiction, but it doesn't come to me so easily. I like reading and dialoguing more than I like writing.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-27 15:47:32 EDT (#)
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You seem to know something about writing. Why don't you use it?
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:44:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-07-27 03:36:17 (#)
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Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-25 16:34:13 (#)
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I've seen better crap in a Port-O-John.
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HA! That's funny.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-27 06:08:27 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is this?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-27 04:02:28 EDT (#)
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Carl's Jr. sucks! Hardess's is sooo much better!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-07-27 03:36:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-25 16:34:13 (#)
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I've seen better crap in a Port-O-John.
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:59:13 EDT (#)
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fNO!
Not carl's junior!
Go for the other place.
AhH!
Plus fucking two@!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:32:34 EDT (#)
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Theres this place about 5 blocks from here called Frugals that has a BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich. OH, its better than sex.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-26 21:36:09 EDT (#)
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JESSICA ALBA THINKS SHE'S BLACK
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-07-26 21:25:00 EDT (#)
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fuck. pretend i said something mean and emotionally damaging. I meant it.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-26 20:34:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-07-26 20:16:05 (#)
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what kind of pussy are you???? couldnt take the cup into work???? give me a fuckin break!
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The kind that realizes possession of any type of "porn" (soft or not) is grounds for immediate firing. You ignorant idiot.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-26 20:33:58 EDT (#)
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I'm calling bullshit because you said:
The Western Charbroiled Chicken Sandwich. It was a very yummy burger.
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Is it a fucking Chicken Sandwich or a fucking yummy burger?
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-07-26 20:16:05 EDT (#)
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what kind of pussy are you???? couldnt take the cup into work???? give me a fuckin break!
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:58:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:21:15 (#)
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I am going to rate every post with Jessica Alba in the title without a picture -2.
You're the first cab off the rank.
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Well that's not very nice. At least I didn't use it for hit-whoring. Jessica Alba was actually in my post.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-07-26 19:21:15 EDT (#)
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I am going to rate every post with Jessica Alba in the title without a picture -2.
You're the first cab off the rank.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:58:07 EDT (#)
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That fucking sandwich sucked.
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:41:49 EDT (#)
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Now I'm hungry, bitch.
I want a Wester Bacon 6 dollar burger...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:32:32 EDT (#)
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I give +2s to all posts that make me hungry.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:31:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:28:43 (#)
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It's named after Carl Karcher, the founder of the restaurant.
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But why Carl's Jr.? Is it as if the restaurant is his kid? His "junior," so to speak?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-26 18:28:43 EDT (#)
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It's named after Carl Karcher, the founder of the restaurant.