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Submitted by <ThineJericho.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-27 00:46:39 EDT


But its ok.

And this it is the wrong thread for thef ucking pointy fucking arrows that go up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and forever until the beginning and then the first pesron that started the thread is actually all those traits in between and within their reach that greedy fucking little hands always die for, in between breathing and grasping for something that isn't ever going to fucking happen, because the goddamn idealistic statue on a fucking pedestal is forever at arms reach, no matter how fucking far you can stretch your fucking fingers to just barely touch immortality, its almost within reach but you're a fucking pussy and won't fucking cut off your other arm so you can grab it.

Thats thef ucking secret to success and life and everything fucking in between. You need to fucking cut off your other fucking arm, the one thats just balancing you as you reach for the goal that you're never going to fucking geet, and use that other goddamn useless arm to pull the unreachable towards you.

And fuck you, because you think I'm drunk or fucked up or somethign similar, and you could be correct, but that doesn't make this goddamn philosophy any fucking less right.

This is truth you goddamn pussy. This is life, in all its fucked up shades and meanings. This is the real meaning of success and ambition and position and priorities. Decide what the fuck you want, and be willing to cut your other fucking arm off in order ot get it.

Because if you can't, if you're too fucking weak to go ahead and saw through your fucking bone, then you don't deserve the uncreachable anyway. Immortality is aalways going to just be a fucking vision that you'll never quite understand, even as you read now and think he's fucking crazy, immortality has already fucking passed you byh. You're a fucking bird on the highway, hit and smashed into pieces, bones broken and shattered into shards of calcium, you're nothing, you're absolutely worthless if you can't go that extra fucking step and fucking reach for the absolute perfection that is life.

This is life. Not your fucking books and babies and family. This is reality.

Face it.

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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-29 23:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Brilliant. Post more.

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-07-29 23:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well this was inspirational.

My apologies.

:-/

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-27 08:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Deep

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shit. I fucking rjumped off the fucking roof.

Its lal fufcking food.


Fuck that shit.

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NOP!!!!!!!!!


Everyclear is a fuckikng bitch. No everclear on the house tonighg, just vodka and peach crancberry chasers. Two fuckikng gallson, and we'd better finish it tongiht, becuause otherwise its a waste.

Btw, peach cranberry is an awesome chaser. Sweet, little tart, absolutely absolutely bveautifl.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Okay Thine.... push the Everclear away from yourself slowly - slowly - carefully now

That's a good lad...

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cock-attractor .. see, that was fuckign ebetter, you should go ahead ane make more, insult me for all the fcuck I care, because its all fucking good and beautikfl this godamn night and I goddamn love you alol for writing all this shit for me to rread and never eview bvecaseu that takes time adn I"m a fucking bullshit writeer but its ok.
P.S. I fuckin glove you, even if you give mea well deserved minus fucking two.

Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You two characters...are going to top gun.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, sorry Thine. It's late. I just threw the first thing out there. But I should have some something along the lines of "moron" or....well I think that pretty much describes that cock-attractor dead on.

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm disappointed.

Fucknut? Thats pathetic. Fucksock was swomehere on my joirnies tonight, use that shit instead of fucknut.

Submitted by Eternal_Dragon (user info) at 2005-07-27 01:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Brendan you actually know the word "irony"? Fuck me blue, I'm impressed. I mean, for a fucknut, that's pretty good. Be sure to tell your community college instructor. He might give you a C+, outta, ya know, pity.

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you fucking shake your goddamn head back and fortrh, it makes it better.

Your anourism WILLL go away!

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:49:49 (#)
Ranking: -1

I don't think you're crazy. I think you're a nerd.
---------------
IRONY IS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


I am a nerd, and I use fuckk, and its all ok.

Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

P.s. Fuck you if you're too fucking good for the gogddamn ubermadness goddamn bullshit. Its still a fucking vcontest and this in no way is realated, but about .21 of the fucking stories are still defcent, so fucking read and vote, something that I don't do often enough until the end of the fucking thing and I'm not going to fucking doi now because I like to fucking read the godadamn posts instead of skim and blurrily understand the subtle undertones, but I dont' really because alcohol in its own way completely fcucking owns stories, but it doesn't matter because you should still read and fucking vote, especially once the fucking contest gets down to fucking thirty goddamn authors.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, it's grown up writing because it says fuck a lot.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I don't think you're crazy. I think you're a nerd.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-07-27 00:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Do you like the word "fuck?"


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