Schoolgirls burglary! (806 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 0.5 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Feijuada (View user info) at 2005-07-27 02:21:12 EDT
So it's "against the law" to "commit burglary"? Yeah, okay, "officer", I'll go with you - not! Because I know who you really are! You're a robot FBI agent come to take my soul to power the Columbia Space Shuttle of the Damned! Well, I know how to avoid your paparazzi police dogs. They all want my autograph!
I know this because SNL has been sending me binary messages for ten years. I've had to send it through a red filter, so the message is "Red six" and "wear panties". I have.
To save people from Hercules, I've had to break into their house and steal the lady's panties. It works. When were you killed by Hercules. I have to masturbate into the panties. Hercules told me to. You have that zangs 220!
But now I'm in a "hospital". HAH! I see beyond tour buses and your ruse, Mr. Psychiatry! How am I supposed to save the world from in here. Oh. Then we'll all know the cjilling - and erotic - truth!
But until then I have to wander around an amusement park when a girl's school goes out there on the same day so I can ogle the sexy 15 and 16 year olds. Someone's gotta protect them, why not me? Otherwise, robots will attack them.
WITH BINES.
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-27 08:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Robots, eh?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-27 08:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-27 08:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-27 05:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh like a buffoon.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-07-27 03:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sober AND at work. I RULE. I still found this amusing though.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im sober.
I quit teh drinking again.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man those schoolgirl uniforms are seXXay!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am sober, and downloading PREDATOR 2 DE BONES TELL ALL
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fraid I'm sober too. Man does it suck.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You've been drinking again, too!!! Am I the only sober one on Uber tonight???
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-27 02:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'VE GOTTA TOUCH THE AZTEC TEMPLE?