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Here We Go Again (680 hits)

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Rating: 1.18 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mark (View user info) at 2005-07-27 09:08:02 EDT


Here we go again, one more semi-fatal swoop under the bar of consciousness. How
many pills was it this time? 30? 40? You're going to out-do yourself to the point of no
return someday, kid; or maybe I just won't be here to babysit you. What reason have you got
to do this to yourself? Absolutely none. Sure, she fucked with you. You fucked with her
too, you know. Don't even try to shit yourself about that one. Rationalize this: You
fucked up. She fucked up. THE END. Nobody wants to hear about it, not even you. Keep
telling yourself those lies, and they'll start to become true.

You know what, kid? You really make me sick. You wallow in your self pity, and
fuck yourself up; because "It makes you feel better." Well, fuck you. I can't stand that
glazed look in your eyes every time I see you. Your egotistical bullshit has been grating
on me for a while. Quit trying to make others feel like shit, because you can't get your
way. You impassionate fuck. Try to care about someone but yourself once in a while. Maybe
the hate mail would stop. Maybe some of those aquaintences would actually become friends.
That hardcore image you project, that you don't care; that's total shit. You know it as
well as I do.

Take a look in the mirror. You aren't happy. You don't know what to do with your
life. Get on the ball. Every day that you waste in front of that screen is another day you
lose. Wallowing will leave you in shambles, Much worse than those that you are in now.
Its time to fix that. Drop the angst, cut the self-pity, free yourself from the hell you've
been living in. I'll be back to check on you in the morning.

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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-29 23:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-29 22:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/72049#1490873

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-07-27 18:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked.

Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2005-07-27 14:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I liked this. It didn't "make me smile," due to the nature of the post...but I liked it.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-27 13:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It looks like you're going to get the upset!

If you do lose though, you can choose to have your opponent's -1 disregarded, and you can motion to have him disqualified for under the required number of characters (I'm almost certain he's under.) It only needs to be supported by four participants other than your self, and I'd support it. So, you've pretty much clinched the advance.

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-27 13:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Shit I didn't think you were actually going to post something.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-27 13:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you are gonna pull off the upset.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-27 13:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

spoke to me.

Submitted by wowitshana (user info) at 2005-07-27 12:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dammit, now I've got that Whitesnake song in my head. Good thing that song rules.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Okey dokey.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it too..

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I put this in the average category

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bill still hasn't posted, and this has a 1 any way, so it's actually moderately that you'll advance.

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:24:12 (#)
Ranking: 1

...on our own
-------------
Goin' down the only road I've ever known


Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Palhaniuk-ish, just not as good. But ok.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

...on our own

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Twas OK.

-Dave

Submitted by entrophize (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As an afficianado of all things dark, I can say with authority that this is what every bum, goth, sociopath, inmate, reprobate and for that matter every hate monger alive, needs.

Nice.

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it..


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