Strange Men Who Have Tried To Get Into My Pants: Episode VII – The Orphaned Intern (2472 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.51 on 73 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-07-27 09:26:59 EDT
Don, Don, Don, Don. Seriously, I have no idea what to do with this kid. I touched on him in the post I did about my orphan fetish (see here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/70126), but since that time, he's been a little more friendly than I expected him to be.
The first time I met him, I needed a bunch of files to be taken upstairs, and since everyone told me he was a strapping young hunk, I thought I would ask him to help me out. When I saw him, I thought he was a little cutie pie.
As we were standing in the elevator, two black lesbians started making out. When they got out of the elevator, I looked at him and said, "Fucking niggers."
Before you jump all over my ass, I am NOT a racist. I like pretending I'm racist to offend tight-assed people, and I was sort of testing him to see what kind of guy he was.
He thought it was pretty funny, and he said, "I think I'm in love. Do you have a boyfriend?"
I crushed his tiny heart when I told him I was already spoken for, then I said, "Besides, you're too young for me. I don't want to date a nineteen year old."
That was when it all began.
When he died his hair from blonde to black, he asked me what I thought of it. I pretended that I didn't notice, so I asked, "What's different?"
He had a very strange look on his face when he said, "I dyed my hair."
"Oh yeah, you do look different," I said.
"Um, I thought it would be pretty obvious."
"I'm not very observant," I said.
"Well, what do you think?"
"It isn't hideous," I said, of course implying that it was indeed hideous.
"Do you like it better blonde?" he asked.
"Yeah, actually I do."
Completely dejected, he moped his way out of my office while I tried to hold my laughter back until he was far enough away not to hear it.
A few days ago, I had to go into the office area where his desk is to make some copies. Usually, I say hello to everyone and go about my business, since we're all busy and rarely have the time to talk with each other during the day.
On that particular day, he was alone, so I simply said, "Hi," and started to make my copies.
As I was about to leave, he said to me, "Hey, do you want to see something really cool?"
I was afraid he was going to show me his penis, but fortunately, he wanted to show me the magazine style report he was working on for our department. He showed me some of the pages and I told him that it looked amazing. I wasn't blowing smoke up his ass because he really did a nice job with it.
So, we're standing there chatting when one of our co-workers comes in with his daughter. He plopped her into my arms, and I started cooing and doing all that gay shit you do when you're holding a baby. After the guy left, Don said to me, "You looked so cute."
I said, "Yeah, whatever."
"Hey, is it hot in here?" he asked.
"No," I answered.
Don proceeded to tell me that he was hot, then he took off his shirt, revealing a scummy wife-beater and tons of shitty tattoos up and down his arms.
I believe that he flexed his "muscles" a few times as well.
"Do you like them?" he asked.
I said, "Not really, because everyone has them. It's kind of a sheep thing anymore."
PWNED!
Then, he started talking about music and movies, and he told me that he was going to see Land of the Dead. I told him that I hated zombie movies, and he said, "Oh, I thought you were going to be so stoked that you'd be like 'Take me with you.'"
I just started laughing my ass off, and I thought to myself, "Wow, you're a total douchebag."
After a little more ass-grabbing, I told him that I needed to get back to work. Just as I was about to leave the office, he said, "Hey, you should come with me."
"Well, who's going to be there?" I asked.
"One or two of my friends might be coming," he said.
"So if they don't show, you'll be by yourself?"
"I won't be alone of you're there."
Wait for it...wait for it....
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I nearly pissed my pants! I could not believe that he tried to weasel a fucking date out of me.
I told him that I wasn't comfortable going out with him alone, and he acted all aloof, like he didn't just inadvertently ask me on a date. If a bunch of people were going, I wouldn't mind, but going out with him alone was crossing a line that I didn't want to cross.
Later on, he comes over to my office, and says, "You know when you said I was too young for you when you thought I was 19? Well, I'm 23."
So I said, "You're too old for me."
He said, "How can I be too old for you? Aren't you 25?"
I said, "Yeah, but my boyfriend is 22, and that's just about right for me."
His mouth fell open, and I think his penis was also flaccid.
"You have a boyfriend?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Where does he live?"
"Not around here," I answered.
"Oh, is it a long-distance relationship?" he asked.
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!
I swear, if he weren't pretty, he'd probably starve.
User Reviews
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-17 16:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-13 16:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter!!!!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:48:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have synaesthesia...when I hear music, I see colors, shapes and images depending on almost every aspect of a song.
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Me too! Lookie!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32561
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72524
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-08-11 23:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-08-11 13:48:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have synaesthesia...when I hear music, I see colors, shapes and images depending on almost every aspect of a song.
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I saw this on TigerLily's post and I have a song I'd like you to hear to see what sorts of things it makes you "see". In my opinion, it's the greatest, most humbling, overwhelming song in existence. If you're interested in hearing it, you can leave your e-mail address on my latest post and I'll send you the mp3. I tried to find a place on-line for you to download it, but was unsuccessful. If you want to e-mail me directly, it's Irongate13.at.aol.com. Ok, I'm done bothering you now.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-09 22:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAVE YOU SEEN THE VOTING!?!?!?! ARRGH the suspense is KILLING me!
I swear this is not good for my nerves. Your story is fucking awesome, well done!
Submitted by Hirgon (user info) at 2005-08-08 10:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't mind wanton cruelty, but that could have been any nervous guy trying to hit on a chic. Im not entirely sure you weren't giving him the wrong signals either.
Even so, Towards the end he seemed a little stupid.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-08 09:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He is not indicative of the rest of mankind, I swear...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-08 09:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Men are hilarious... or pathetic.
Additionally, i have been caught lacking in terms of inspiration for my post in this little writing competition of ours. It was going so well, too. Just a heads up. I couldn't get anything out of the title.
Good luck.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-06 02:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like a story from: The Young and Pathetic
+2 for not "jerking" him around as much as you could have
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-28 18:09:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Like I said, I think it's time for a loooooooooooong vacation....
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*Super Troopers doped-up-kid voice*
Please no!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-28 21:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Pentameter goes:
"Some guy writes a post about banging some broad - +2s.
Some guy writes a post about driving a girl insane - +2s.
Some guy writes a post about being a total bastard to a chick - +2s.
I write a post about being INDIFFERENT toward a guy - tons of shit, crying and whining."
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Yeah, you're right, and that's a total double standard. But your other 'freaks who tried to get into my pants' posts got solid +2's, most of them. This one just came off a little different because the Oafish Orphan didn't seem like too bad a guy. The other guys in your posts -- freaks. Weirdos. This one? Maybe a little dense and certainly clumsy with the come-ons, but otherwise like a regular guy. So you come off as looking kind of mean.
That's why what's-his-face's J-Date posts did so well, THOSE GIRLS WERE SCARY NUTJOBS.
Just trying to explain how I see it, and how I think a lot of other people see it.
Don't be gone long, Uber needs all the good posters it can get.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-28 18:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What?
What is all this controversy about?
YOU WANT CONTROVERSY?!?
TAKE A LOOK INSIDE THE MIND OF A PLATYPUS.
Seriously though, what?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-28 18:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think I did anything different in this story...I thought his "Machoisms" were quite hilarious.
If this sucks, it sucks. I really don't give a shit.
Like I said, I think it's time for a loooooooooooong vacation....
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-28 18:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
And like Rad said, if a guy wrote this, it would be +2s and high fives all around. For example, Jared's J-Date posts do EXTREMELY well and when he was writing them, were the most popular posts on this site. Yeah, he was mean to girls in them, but everyone thought they were awesome and funny, and very few people, even females, took offensive to them.
Some guy writes a post about banging some broad - +2s.
Some guy writes a post about driving a girl insane - +2s.
Some guy writes a post about being a total bastard to a chick - +2s.
I write a post about being INDIFFERENT toward a guy - tons of shit, crying and whining.
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Luci, I thought this post of yours was actually pretty weak.
The other ones you have done in this series have all been stellar, but this one was a hotdog down a hallway. Loose, unimaginative, and a little boring.
In your other posts, the object of your disaffections tended to bring it on themselves, so when you finally laid the smack down on them in the end, it was pretty well-deserved, and that's why you got such high ratings on them.
In THIS story, this guy is some puppy tied up in a corner of the yard, and you come out occasionally, hold a dog treat in front of him, then as you snatch it away from him, you kick him in the ribs as he passes by.
What's to like about that?
Nothing, that's what.
Your mistake was posting this under the banner of your award-winning series.
If I turn on the TV, expecting to see 'I Love Luci', and instead, I get 'Full House' or somesuch crappy 80s sitcom - I'm gonna be pissed.
Go forth my child, and suck no more.
Love, JonnyX
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was funny.
Not your best, but better than 90% of the shite on this site.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-28 12:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And like Rad said, if a guy wrote this, it would be +2s and high fives all around. For example, Jared's J-Date posts do EXTREMELY well and when he was writing them, were the most popular posts on this site. Yeah, he was mean to girls in them, but everyone thought they were awesome and funny, and very few people, even females, took offensive to them.
Some guy writes a post about banging some broad - +2s.
Some guy writes a post about driving a girl insane - +2s.
Some guy writes a post about being a total bastard to a chick - +2s.
I write a post about being INDIFFERENT toward a guy - tons of shit, crying and whining.
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Yes, but it's important to look at:
A) The blokes who +2 those posts are usually blokes who weren't breastfed or something. Whatever, they have issues with woment. (This is your oppurtunity to go back and find a review where I gave one a +2)
B) Jared always comes off as a vulnerable fool who blunders into these situations as opposed to a cold, calculating bastard.
As I said, I'm sure these stories of yours are ficticious but they come across as a little cold. A little bit too much slap and not enough tickle if you get my meaning.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-28 03:46:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to god if a dude did this it would have +2s out the roof you assholes.
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Indeed, Brian. These posts are my little exercise in hypocrisy. I'm glad that everyone has proven my point, especially on this particular post.
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:45:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
I gotta say, I like you and I like your stuff, but it sounds like you're messing with this guy unnecessarily. You come off as kind of mean in this one, dude.
I'm confused though...didn't you already tell him you were spoken for, but then he didn't seem to know you had a boyfriend later on? I don't get if that was a mistake in your story or he just didn't get the point the first time.
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I don't think he got the point the first time. He isn't the sharpest crayon in the box.
And like Rad said, if a guy wrote this, it would be +2s and high fives all around. For example, Jared's J-Date posts do EXTREMELY well and when he was writing them, were the most popular posts on this site. Yeah, he was mean to girls in them, but everyone thought they were awesome and funny, and very few people, even females, took offensive to them.
Some guy writes a post about banging some broad - +2s.
Some guy writes a post about driving a girl insane - +2s.
Some guy writes a post about being a total bastard to a chick - +2s.
I write a post about being INDIFFERENT toward a guy - tons of shit, crying and whining.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I gotta say, I like you and I like your stuff, but it sounds like you're messing with this guy unnecessarily. You come off as kind of mean in this one, dude.
I'm confused though...didn't you already tell him you were spoken for, but then he didn't seem to know you had a boyfriend later on? I don't get if that was a mistake in your story or he just didn't get the point the first time.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-28 03:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to god if a dude did this it would have +2s out the roof you assholes.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-27 17:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Katti_lynn (user info) at 2005-07-27 17:18:39 (#)
Ranking: -1
I dont see the fun in being mean to others.
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we should hang out. I'll show you how to make it fun
Submitted by Katti_lynn (user info) at 2005-07-27 17:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I dont see the fun in being mean to others.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-07-27 16:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:16:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
Compared to the other ones this one was kinda Meh.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2005-07-27 16:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:40:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Pentameter you beautifully as always but why you need to make this kid feel crappy just to give yourself an ego boost is beyond me. It seams to me that you've done just enough to get the poor guy interested just to dash his hopes and have a little entertainment at his expense in the mean time.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-27 16:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vacation?
You can't take a vacation from uber!!
I won't allow it.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-27 14:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, I was wrong. Your fully hot.
Is that better?
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-07-27 14:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-27 14:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Submitted by HeadkickRodeo (user info) at 2005-07-27 14:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Before you jump all over my ass, I am NOT a racist."
Damn, I was about to say you were my ideal woman. +2 anyways, for pissing off the PC types.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-27 13:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I need an extended vacation from Uber.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-27 13:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's time for the Pictures of guys who are trying to get in your pants. Although, I really think they are trying to get into your panties. Getting into your pants is just weird.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-27 12:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This series is starting to get a little flaccid, dearie, you need some UberViagra!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-27 12:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:44:24 (#)
Ranking: -1
I think you should find another way to get your jollies other than fucking with this retards head. It's not even funny, it's cruel.
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It's called entertainment. That is why people write. Lighten up!
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-27 12:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interns??? ----> http://www.ubersite.com/m/71671
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-27 12:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God these stories are depressing. The only thing that get me through is the hope that they are all ficticious and ironic stabs at the recurring kicks life deals to these poor, hopeless, bastards.
If, however, they are true then you are a very bad person and one day your cruel, manipulative tendencies will come back and bite you in the ass.
They aren't true though so I'll give you some sugar.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-27 12:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait for it, Wait for it.....+2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-27 11:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe everyone is bellyachin over this boy. Waa waa poor him. Blah! I say.
If he's not smart enough to realize that she's not interested, then it's her right to torment him.
Anyone man or woman who has blown through life strictly on their looks and is now dumb as a stump is allowed to be ridiculed by the thinking class of ugly people like myself.
It's like in the bible or something <twirls hair>
Submitted by Frank_Grimes (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta love the double team.
Donkey said it's cool.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gotta love the double standard.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think you should find another way to get your jollies other than fucking with this retards head. It's not even funny, it's cruel.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really enjoyed this. Keep up the good work messing with his head. :)
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we fucked at a glory hole once.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:51:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:47:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who filled up this guy's gay tank with premium gay?
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This deserves another +2 for spawning the above response.
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What, rabid boyfriendisms deserve ratings?
That is what is known as a "please continue to fuck me occasionally" rating. JohnGalt was really good at them.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're mean.
we should all get drunk and then do a post about all the hilarious drunk things i do while pretending to try to get in your pants.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh. I see.
So it's like.
http://www.lookoutsideyourwindowyouwillseeaninjaplatypusthatwillkillyou.com
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have to put the http:// before the www part
http://www.Pentameteristoomuchwomanforyoutohandle.com
See?
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, what? It didn't work!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
www.anorphanedinternwantstogetinpentameterspants.edu.gov
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Compared to the other ones this one was kinda Meh.
Also, Donkey's comment was 10 in the power of e shades of awesome.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cos y9ur internet personaluty ish ot even if you earnet
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you get some fucking strange ones, babe.
(donk included... but he's the good kind of strange)
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I was afraid he was going to show me his penis..."
That was amusing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.jumptheshark.com/
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The first few were funny. But now I think that you may be doing this strictly for entertainment purposes. And messing with someone's emotions for your personal entertainment just isn't cool.
But whatever gets your skirt up.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-27 10:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not as kickass as your usual stuff, but still pretty funny
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nath -
The living dead are obviously virgins, like our dear friend entrophize.
Fabit -
I'm not into zombies. Check out my first Strange Men post...I think you'll see why.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd forgotten how much I like these.
As some people may be aware I am the biggest whinning liberal ever, but I also do the pretend racism thing. Years ago I got in trouble at school for talking loudly with my friends in a geography lesson about how we didn't like 'darkies'. The story has a happy ending because one of the friends from the incident is now my husband.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:47:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by entrophize (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:35:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
This was bad on a number of counts:
1. Cynical, bitter office queens using vulgarity is stomach turning. You might as well be wearing black nail polish and a 'The Cure' T-shirt. Wait, that would probably get you fired.
2. I can't wait to have my hair 'died'.
2. Heaven forbid anyone I know gets PWNED!!!
3. Displacement of anger here is obvious. Work through your issues, woman. Don't be proud of the way you subjugate others because of your insecurity.
My faith in the female gender has dropped a notch after reading this.
Blech!!
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Who filled up this guy's gay tank with premium gay?
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This deserves another +2 for spawning the above response.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by entrophize (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:35:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
This was bad on a number of counts:
1. Cynical, bitter office queens using vulgarity is stomach turning. You might as well be wearing black nail polish and a 'The Cure' T-shirt. Wait, that would probably get you fired.
2. I can't wait to have my hair 'died'.
2. Heaven forbid anyone I know gets PWNED!!!
3. Displacement of anger here is obvious. Work through your issues, woman. Don't be proud of the way you subjugate others because of your insecurity.
My faith in the female gender has dropped a notch after reading this.
Blech!!
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Who filled up this guy's gay tank with premium gay?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd have more game than this.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this side of Pentameter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope Part VIII is that one about the deceptively good looking, witty, and financially secure golf bum who tries - and succeeds - in getting in them knickers.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:40:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Pentameter you beautifully as always but why you need to make this kid feel crappy just to give yourself an ego boost is beyond me. It seams to me that you've done just enough to get the poor guy interested just to dash his hopes and have a little entertainment at his expense in the mean time.
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Who taught you how to have fun??
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pentameter you beautifully as always but why you need to make this kid feel crappy just to give yourself an ego boost is beyond me. It seams to me that you've done just enough to get the poor guy interested just to dash his hopes and have a little entertainment at his expense in the mean time.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get rid of the Mule and move onto the crippled guy in a wheelchair. (Sorry Man).
-Dave
Submitted by entrophize (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was bad on a number of counts:
1. Cynical, bitter office queens using vulgarity is stomach turning. You might as well be wearing black nail polish and a 'The Cure' T-shirt. Wait, that would probably get you fired.
2. I can't wait to have my hair 'died'.
2. Heaven forbid anyone I know gets PWNED!!!
3. Displacement of anger here is obvious. Work through your issues, woman. Don't be proud of the way you subjugate others because of your insecurity.
My faith in the female gender has dropped a notch after reading this.
Blech!!
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:35:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor little fella. Can't blam him chasin ya though!
I can't believe you don't like Zombie films?
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:32:32 EDT (#)
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Bless his heart.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm adding you to my 'all kinds of awesome' list.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your only semi-hot.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:30:34 EDT (#)
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Yeah yeah yeah. Everyone loves you. At least I'm not breaking a streak by thinking this is tired.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-27 09:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor guy. But thank god. I was going to ask you to a zombie movie. Now I know better.
How do you feel about the living dead?