The Bench (900 hits)
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Submitted by <lnknptheory> (View user info) at 2003-05-08 01:09:57 EDT
Since the beginning of the year, we have always met at...THE BENCH. We call it that because their are 3 benches smack dab in the middle of campus, and we like to go there and hang out. I have drawn a pic on PAINT which depicts the everyday lives of my friends and I.
THE PICTURE: (from left to right)
1) This guys is Adrian (aka DRE)...he is the fat Mexican of the group.
2) This guy is David, the potsmoking Mexican of the group.
3) This is Brian, the bookworm with girlish hair, hence the book on his lap and the long hair.
4) This is me, Danny (aka Lnknptheory). I am the cool super duper buff guy of the group(hehe).
5) This is Steven (aka Finger'D). He is my free period homie and my 1337 brotha. w00t w00t.
6) This motherfucker is the gay black guy with strong morals, Jamal. He gets mad at homophobic remarks/jokes and the fact that women are on this planet only to serve and pleasure men (I don't get it, what's the conflict here?).
7) This is the man that you all hate, but the one that our bench group can not live without, Neal (aka Chipolatte...the one that you all hate) He is the Texan pothead of the group, yet he brings live and humour to the group. This is him flipping the gay black guy Jamal off because Jamal got offended at som racial slur (LOL).
8) The guy on the ground to the left is Matt. I drew him as dead because he never ever, ever talks, so he might as well be dead.
9) And finally, the other guy on the ground, is Aaron. I also drew him as dead because he is so quiet, that he may as well be dead (hmm...I think him and Matt are secretly quiet gay lovers!).
Yup, and thats the group. Their are some other motherfuckers that come and hang out, but they are not always there, where as the people i depicted ALWAYS go to the bench, probably because we have nowhere better to go. LOL.
Later,
-=lnknptheory=-
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Submitted by lnknptheory (user info) at 2003-05-08 01:20:45 EDT (#)
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in about 1 minute
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-05-08 01:18:04 EDT (#)
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cool, when?
Submitted by lnknptheory (user info) at 2003-05-08 01:16:51 EDT (#)
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chip is gonna post it 4 me
Submitted by lnknptheory (user info) at 2003-05-08 01:16:27 EDT (#)
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my bad, pic didn't work
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-05-08 01:15:50 EDT (#)
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there is no pic there. sorry