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SPT: Imagine (439 hits)

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Rating: 0.3 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (View user info) at 2005-07-28 06:50:19 EDT


Imagine there's no Uber,
It's easy if you try.
No good posts to laugh at,
No more noobs to try.
Imagine all the posters,
With nothing else to do.

You hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only (minus) one,
I hope some day you will join us,
And Uber will be your fun.

Imagine no UberMadness,
It isn't hard to do.
Though the thought brings sadness,
Most the entries are pooh.
Imagine all posters,
Twiddling their thumbs.

You hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

You may say I'm a nutter,
But I'm not the only one,
I hope some day you will join us,
And Uber will be your sun.

Imagine no Bart Cilfone,
I wonder if you can.
No UberBoard to pay for,
No racist fools to ban.
Imagine all the posters,
Tearing out their hair.

You hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

You may say I'm a quitter,
And I am the only one,
I know full well you'll never join me,
Because Uber is your number one.

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User Reviews


Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-07-28 12:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:40:02 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:47:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

OLD Perfect Circle single. I've had eMOTIVe for months.

Good track, but not as good as the original.
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dear god...

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*speechless*

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:47:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

OLD Perfect Circle single. I've had eMOTIVe for months.

Good track, but not as good as the original.
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dear god...

Submitted by Andrewd (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/70739

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, I can't get THOSE two minutes of my life back. Swell.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

everything with spt in the title is getting a -2.

fucking stop with the fucking spt


Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHA

I've got that song stuck on repeat in my brainage now

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OLD Perfect Circle single. I've had eMOTIVe for months.

Good track, but not as good as the original.


Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahhaa great

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

loved this.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-07-28 06:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

New Perfect Circle single.

w00t.


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