My stance on the Refugees. (SPT to teh Max) (922 hits)
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Submitted by Williamson (View user info) at 2005-07-28 07:10:07 EDT
Dear Refugees,
If you are looking to come to my nation illegally because it simply looks better than yours,
If you demand compensation after being held in detention because you are an illegal alien,
If you are not going to learn English for 2 decades,
If you are going to bring your ethnic rivalries and clan wars onto my soil,
If you are going to disrespect my nation's laws and customs,
If you are more loyal to the Qu'ran than my country,
If you purposefully segregate yourselves from society,
If you complain we treat you worse than the country you fled,
Take it from a true Australian....
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-08-06 07:03:12 EDT (#)
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I hereby refuse to rate this on the grounds of breaking my word, but I will make a comment:
Law has no meaning without enforcement; and refugees want to learn English, but are not often given significant opportunity.
Also, you don't pack up and go half way around the world if you don't have to, unless you're rich.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:00:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-05 07:35:01 (#)
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I'll do it later. And I wasn't arguing they have a right to fuck over a country, I was arguing that they couldn't, in the cirumstances you described.
The +2 is for the rum.
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Get on msn.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-05 07:35:01 EDT (#)
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I'll do it later. And I wasn't arguing they have a right to fuck over a country, I was arguing that they couldn't, in the cirumstances you described.
The +2 is for the rum.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-05 06:40:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 02:12:47 (#)
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Thorpe, explain where he is wrong and you are right on this issue?
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Thorpey and I were having a bit of a fight the other night about how I believe immigrants here should go through mandatory english education. I made some hypotheticals about what Australia could be like when more and more immigrants flood in without speaking english but now that I'm talking to you I realise how much the non-english speaking mexicans are segregating and fucking up America's south.
In the end, Thorpe's a hippy, whiny, bitch who cares more about people's "rights" to fuck over a society than the society's wellbeing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 02:12:47 EDT (#)
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Thorpe, explain where he is wrong and you are right on this issue?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-05 02:08:52 EDT (#)
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Where else but QueensBland?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-04 03:45:07 EDT (#)
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I'm too lazy to read the reviews, but I'm trusting that someone has pointed out that Austrailia is a nation of horse thieves and vagabonds.
As an asylum seeker, how stupid do you have to be to want to live in a country riddled with man-eating spiders. And Steve Irwin.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-04 03:43:29 EDT (#)
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Who's coming thorpe, the babysitter?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-04 03:38:13 EDT (#)
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I can't come on Sunday. We have people coming over. Make it Monday, if you've got the day off?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-04 03:18:32 EDT (#)
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Will your mum be there?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-04 02:59:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-03 03:57:25 (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-03 00:10:45 (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:09:08 (#)
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The bastard hasnt taken me out for a beer and i live within walking distance of him. On a side note Rad you seem to know a lot about our country. This pleases me for some reason.
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You never call anymore..
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I'm going to the Treasury on Sunday night. I think Thorpe's coming too.
What the hell, hey? The more the merrier. If you're in town pop by.
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Holy shit i start work at 6AM monday morning, are you trying to kill me. Make it a friday or saturday night and ill bring the popcorn.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-02 22:58:43 EDT (#)
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Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid? ,uh?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:18:20 EDT (#)
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And don't fuck with the Akubra bitch. True blue Aussie that hat is. Kangaroo fucking leather. """
You look pretty gay in that hat. Like Mick Jagger singing Angie.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-02 10:04:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:42:12 (#)
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and YOU implied I looked ethnic or inferiour?
geez.
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HAhahahaha... Mate, I just noticed that you French are so damn dark... I don't see many francos around here is all...
<mutters> fuckin' ethno ;)
Submitted by justsayno (user info) at 2005-08-02 04:03:03 (#)
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Comparing prehistoric civilisation (or lack thereof) to contemporary immigration policy = pointless.
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Why? All legal systems in the world use and respect PRECEDENT genius, Australia still uses the british legal system that was forced into Australia so it is totally relevant and not pointless. Your hat is pointless, you sticking your finger is pointless, your cock is pointless (its meant to be used funboy) maybe when you are a bit older and less into wearing hats and shit you can read up on your history. I just don't understand why you think you have the right to be in Australia in the first place.
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Name me one instance where Aboriginals had written law. Name me one instance where Aboriginals had any sort of society beyond 100 people?
Name me one cultural/scientific achievement that extended beyond the cavemen era.
Name me ONE aboriginal who had ANY concept of what Australia even was.
When the British called this land Terra Nullus, they didn't mean it was devoid of people... it was devoid of civilisation. The aboriginals here were no more advanced than cavemen.
There was No Authority to say the British cannot come here. There was no unified Aboriginal Australia. No community ever knew anything more than a hundred kilometres away from them.
Now, THAT is fucking history.
And don't fuck with the Akubra bitch. True blue Aussie that hat is. Kangaroo fucking leather.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:42:12 EDT (#)
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and YOU implied I looked ethnic or inferiour?
geez.
Submitted by justsayno (user info) at 2005-08-02 04:03:03 EDT (#)
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Comparing prehistoric civilisation (or lack thereof) to contemporary immigration policy = pointless.
******
Why? All legal systems in the world use and respect PRECEDENT genius, Australia still uses the british legal system that was forced into Australia so it is totally relevant and not pointless. Your hat is pointless, you sticking your finger is pointless, your cock is pointless (its meant to be used funboy) maybe when you are a bit older and less into wearing hats and shit you can read up on your history. I just don't understand why you think you have the right to be in Australia in the first place.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-02 03:53:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by justsayno (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:53:46 (#)
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Take it from a true Australian....
Hey fuckwit, when you say true australian, do you mean the aboriginals who have been there for oh 40,000 years OR the english/irish/scottish/wales who invaded about 200 years ago?
Just wondering, because if your ancestors can come over without asking why can't every other cunt with a boat do the same thing?
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Comparing prehistoric civilisation (or lack thereof) to contemporary immigration policy = pointless.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-02 03:45:41 EDT (#)
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Frankie is back from Hollywood.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-02 03:27:02 EDT (#)
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I guess using your\/yardstick. The indigenous plants should also have a say in the matter.
Submitted by justsayno (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:53:46 EDT (#)
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Take it from a true Australian....
Hey fuckwit, when you say true australian, do you mean the aboriginals who have been there for oh 40,000 years OR the english/irish/scottish/wales who invaded about 200 years ago?
Just wondering, because if your ancestors can come over without asking why can't every other cunt with a boat do the same thing?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:35:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:38:51 (#)
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I want someone to actually refute/reduce the argument given in this post.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
No can do, looks air-tight to me.
Even though he's a banana bender, he get's a +2 for being in the W B&T club.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-31 07:08:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:38:51 (#)
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I want someone to actually refute/reduce the argument given in this post.
Non of your whinging bellyacheing.
Actually point out where Williamson is wrong.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:43:44 EDT (#)
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Sigh
and have you been taking lessons from Jack McCullum, Williamson?
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:21:41 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:39:56 (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:55:20 (#)
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Jesus Christ, Matthew. I'm waiting for the day little brown men from Uranus invade and we all have an international group-hug because we all of a sudden realise bipeds with clothes equals humanity
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DR, you're going to Korea in half a year... let me tell you a piece of advice.
An akubra is the key to horny white-lovin' asians.
Never underestimate the power of kangaroo leather.
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Good grief, I'm getting how to hook up adive from a freckle bandit. I'll go sans teh hat, Matty boy, never underestimate the power of my award winning personality.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-28 22:24:44 EDT (#)
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FUCK TEH IMMICUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Submitted by scarysmile (user info) at 2005-07-28 22:12:36 EDT (#)
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Still wanna talk shit????
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:26:59 EDT (#)
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Dude, congratulations! You're an honorary American®!
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:10:19 EDT (#)
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Yeb vas.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:10:48 EDT (#)
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Guten Nacht my uber bretheren.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:53:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:27:16 (#)
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I still think that you look like Gellieman.
(Type it into the uber search engine)
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Those crazy japs...
http://pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=7653
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:48:56 EDT (#)
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I think that's pretty much my stand on ALL people.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:39:47 EDT (#)
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OH NOES THAT IS ONE OF THOSE HATS THAT TURN ALL UPWARDS ON THE SIDE!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:38:51 EDT (#)
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I want someone to actually refute/reduce the argument given in this post.
Non of your whinging bellyacheing.
Actually point out where Williamson is wrong.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:27:16 EDT (#)
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I still think that you look like Gellieman.
(Type it into the uber search engine)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:23:42 EDT (#)
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and chicks dig my lousy spelling.
"advice."
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:21:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:39:56 (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:55:20 (#)
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Jesus Christ, Matthew. I'm waiting for the day little brown men from Uranus invade and we all have an international group-hug because we all of a sudden realise bipeds with clothes equals humanity and patriotic fervor and borders should be reserved exclusively for rugby.
I don't know if I'm more upset by the content, the hat, or the shirt...
I'll go to the video umpire....
Me: Whaddaya think, STP?
STP: Zero.
Me: But there's that hat...
STP: You posted with underpants on your head.
Me: meh.
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DR, you're going to Korea in half a year... let me tell you a piece of advice.
An akubra is the key to horny white-lovin' asians.
Never underestimate the power of kangaroo leather.
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Good grief, I'm getting how to hook up adive from a freckle bandit. I'll go sans teh hat, Matty boy, never underestimate the power of my award winning personality.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:06:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.onenation.com.au/
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:04:59 EDT (#)
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You sure got a strange sense of style der, boy.
Hey...
If you don't let teh feriners in, how will you replenish your supply of Asian chicks?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:01:31 EDT (#)
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yep im a brit
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:57:47 EDT (#)
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You think Australia has it bad. Don't forget the whole, "Give your tired, your poor..." thing.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:39:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:55:20 (#)
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Jesus Christ, Matthew. I'm waiting for the day little brown men from Uranus invade and we all have an international group-hug because we all of a sudden realise bipeds with clothes equals humanity and patriotic fervor and borders should be reserved exclusively for rugby.
I don't know if I'm more upset by the content, the hat, or the shirt...
I'll go to the video umpire....
Me: Whaddaya think, STP?
STP: Zero.
Me: But there's that hat...
STP: You posted with underpants on your head.
Me: meh.
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DR, you're going to Korea in half a year... let me tell you a piece of advice.
An akubra is the key to horny white-lovin' asians.
Never underestimate the power of kangaroo leather.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:33:50 EDT (#)
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DCWoody; Are you a Brit? Only an englishman would say fekinel...
Submitted by Andrewd (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:22:55 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/70739
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:21:26 EDT (#)
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one of your lot just got deported from over here... and she was here legally.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:14:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:58:49 (#)
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Shit Thursday Post, eh Danger?
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Zinged.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:13:16 EDT (#)
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everythign with spt in the title is getting a -2.
fucking stop with the fucking spt
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:10:18 EDT (#)
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k
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:06:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:55:15 (#)
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wait a min were u being serious about that bridge comment?
you think australia should be tougher on immigration? fekinel
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I meant the hippies building the bridge.... not the government.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-28 08:03:03 EDT (#)
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I actually propose an island where the refugees can have their own safe little haven from what they are fleeing without the problems involved with them joining Australia.
When the island gets overflooded and the first refugees complain we'll see poetic irony served.
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My ancestors where refugees you know. Had they not been allowed into the country all those years ago you would not be blessed with my sage counsel and witty reparté.
Rather pushes me towards a pro stance.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:58:49 EDT (#)
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Shit Thursday Post, eh Danger?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:57:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:54:33 (#)
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We Brits had the right idea over a century ago... If you don't want them, send them somewhere else.
That's why your great-grandparents are criminals!
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My great-great-great-etc-grandmother slept her way into getting into Australia...
The other option was the noose.
She actually ended up winning her freedom in Australia that way too...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:55:20 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ, Matthew. I'm waiting for the day little brown men from Uranus invade and we all have an international group-hug because we all of a sudden realise bipeds with clothes equals humanity and patriotic fervor and borders should be reserved exclusively for rugby.
I don't know if I'm more upset by the content, the hat, or the shirt...
I'll go to the video umpire....
Me: Whaddaya think, STP?
STP: Zero.
Me: But there's that hat...
STP: You posted with underpants on your head.
Me: meh.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:55:15 EDT (#)
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wait a min were u being serious about that bridge comment?
you think australia should be tougher on immigration? fekinel
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:54:33 EDT (#)
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We Brits had the right idea over a century ago... If you don't want them, send them somewhere else.
That's why your great-grandparents are criminals!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:50:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:42:23 (#)
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Oh for fuck's sake.
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*Whinge bitch whine* "It's their right to fuck up our country.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:41:43 (#)
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Can't you just dump them all in the outback or something?
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I actually propose an island where the refugees can have their own safe little haven from what they are fleeing without the problems involved with them joining Australia.
When the island gets overflooded and the first refugees complain we'll see poetic irony served.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:50:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:42:23 (#)
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Oh for fuck's sake.
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It is SPT so you know just do a photoshop of Willi with Enoch Powell or something.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:42:23 EDT (#)
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Oh for fuck's sake.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:41:43 EDT (#)
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Can't you just dump them all in the outback or something?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:39:29 EDT (#)
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What the hell have you got in your left eye?
No, wait, don't tell me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:32:38 EDT (#)
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Dude, you look like your on your way to a hen night as the entertainment.
I have never actually gotten around to forming an opinion on illegal immigration. I mean on the one hand there's the whole humanitarian, 'for the love of God please save my baby' thing. Then there's the whole 'what's in it for me? Does your baby lay golden eggs?' thing.
Points to consider:
Pikeys
German Rocket Scientists
Pikeys
Me (what if I was fleeing the country?)
Pikeys
corruption
Pikeys
Boatloads of minions to put to work in the salt mines
Disease
Money
Pikeys
Pikeys with money
Organised crime
Pikeys in cheap suits
Literature and information
hmmm...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:24:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:20:07 (#)
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+2 for reminding me of the irony that is australias super-tough policy on immigration
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I'm waiting for them to start building a bridge to Afghanistan anytime now...
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:20:07 EDT (#)
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+2 for reminding me of the irony that is australias super-tough policy on immigration
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:14:32 EDT (#)
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SPT forgives all.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:12:33 EDT (#)
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Williamson,
I should -2 this because of the flipping the bird picture alone, but luckily you had the SPT label.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-28 07:12:05 EDT (#)
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Can I come there and curb stomp you?
I find you very annoying for some reason.