-2's That Deserve +2's - The Trilogy (1579 hits)
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Submitted by Urbane (View user info) at 2005-07-28 10:23:53 EDT
this idea was hijacked from users that hijacked it from other users. I can't remember who they are because it was ages and ages ago... but credit to them
My contribution to the collection
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/63073
Part Deux: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65030
It's been about 3 months since I've posted one of these... I think SPT is just begging for it.
Yet again, I've watching in awe at the hysterically evil ways that people on this site will vent their rage. No, not in posts. In reviews... specifically, reviews of some of the most asinine posts you'll ever come across. (no that wasn't meant to be obscene) Sometimes, the review will have no rage in them at all, yet follow a -2 and be fucking hysterical on their own. These are the reviews that make me smile, laugh, weep and kill.
I present -2's that Deserve +2's
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-05-19 16:26:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks as badly as that piece of underwire in your bra that becomes exposed during the day and it just constantly presses into the side of your boob leaving you so angry you could kill someone and eat their head except for their nose, because a nose has boogers in it and only gross kids eat buggers, and gross kids never get laid.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-17 23:31:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hammer: Welcome
Screwdriver: I hate you
Pliers: Get AIDS
Wrench: I can't talk. I'm a wrench. Lay off the crack, dickface.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-27 11:06:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW WERE YOU THE FASTEST SPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-27 13:19:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Errrrrrrrrrrrt.....
<car schreeches to a stop>
<window rolls down>
"Here muthafucka!" a voice exclaims
Thud...
<a -2 hits the ground>
Errrrrrrrrrrrt......
<tires schreech as car speeds away>
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-26 17:12:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
What I hear you saying is that you got your ass kicked today on the school bus by a girl and now you're having a little fantasy about how you're not going to take that shit when you're all grown up.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-18 04:15:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
think of this as character building.
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-03-27 22:30:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
I took a poo today, and it felt like I was crapping a sea urchin. Then i looked at it, and it looked like a cauloflower or mushroom cloud... Then i thought about nukes and how much war kicks ass. How there's nothing better than laying waste to villages and hearing the lamentations of your foes women, because girls are stupid and can't fight, so they just stand around nagging until you crucify them along the road and light their bodies to use as street lights. I suppose you could do that to the children, but they're smaller and won't last as long. Besides, the kids will be handy to use as slave labor because they're small. They can repair machinery while it's running or work in tiny mines.
I forget what the point of this was, but you're a bitch.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-25 22:17:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
I was jacking off once and accidentally hit ALT/TAB, and it went to your user profile. I freaked, and frantically punched the keyboard to change it back to Krystal Steel. But, alas, It was too late, I blew my load all over everything. Had to get a new keyboard, clogged up my mouse.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-04-26 18:28:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
When I grow up I want to own a sock factory that makes basketball nets.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-04-26 07:56:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dubya said Texans aren't allowed to use teh Intarweb, because it was invented by that damn Democrat Al Gore.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-27 12:34:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Reading your posts gives me a rare glimpse into the mind of one of those retarded people who laughs because everyone else is but has no idea what's going on.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:50:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
<cue Vonage commercial song>
Yeah!
Wa hoo
Wa ha hoo
People do stupid things
Wa hoo
Wa ha hoo
Like paying too much for phone service
Wa hooo, wa hoooo
Wa hoo wa ha hoo
Or posting shit like this!
Wa hooo, wa hoooo
Wa hoo wa ha hoo
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-04-27 16:30:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
I went to your house and all I got was your lousy mom pregnant.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-20 10:32:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd prefer sucking the oozing puss out of a gay man's anal herpes outbreak than to even consider giving you a positive rating.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:11:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish Vader were real, then he could choke you.
You are Uber's JarJar
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-11 23:25:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can tuck it between my legs and wear lipstick, and I swear you'll want to bang me.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-22 03:40:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm getting a vision here...
It's getting clearer...
Yes! There it is!
I forsee you having trouble logging into Uber in the very near future.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-25 11:36:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone put Electro's little brother back in his cage please
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-10 12:56:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
I use my own hair for a jizz rag, is that weird ?
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:45:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a fucking moron. I hope your chameleon gets stuck in your asshole and has to eat its way out.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-07-25 11:12:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
i was talking to this homeless guy, and he said the reason he was homeless was because he gave his boss scabies, and she was his only referal. The scabies, he said, burninated his happy place as if he were sitting over an open flame. They hurt and itched with the fire of 1000 suns, and the more he scratched, he started to get nasty sores on his hand. This post seems just about as painful as that.
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-05-15 11:02:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Something tells me that you're the top distributor of retarded in the world. Unless there's some crazy Caribbean island nation who's primary export is extra 21st chromosomes, but I find that highly unlikely.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-12 13:19:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
did your mother have any children that lived?
Not a -2 but...
Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2004-08-02 01:04:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
So can we ban bart for not labeling ubersite as a whole NSFW
User Reviews
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-29 07:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot one ;
Shlongy vs Jimthefiend - http://www.ubersite.com/m/71278#1467755
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-29 00:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Shlongy?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-29 00:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
However did this little exchange miss the list?
(evil cackle of glee)
Sigh, another list I didn't make.
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:09:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:09:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what the Vonage song is or why Vulva flung it at me like so much meaningless monkey poop.
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Give you a hint as to why:
It had a lot to do with your post resembling a large, delicious slice of terd steak... encrusted with stupidity and sauteed in a delectable moron sauce. All served with a side of pathetic stalker-like crooning. I just decided to garnish with a fresh piece of -2....
BAM! Emeril style, honkey.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:35:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
You totally forgot this, best one I've seen EVAR!-
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:01:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
STOP BUGGING ME I'M TRYING TO WHACK OFF AND EVERYTIME YOU IM ME THE SCREEN CLOSES
AHHHHHHHHH
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Oh yeah, that was on my post :-)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And actually, B_BOB takes the cake on the same post....
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-16 13:55:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay. Now I got the backstory.
You are a solid 4 on a scale of 1 to 10.
Ashlee is like a 3.
So add both of you together, and you still aren't worth wasting my time.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't give this a +2 because you missed my most beautiful rating ever....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66389#1328132
Or, for the lazy....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-16 13:49:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Since none of us understand and you don't explain, kindly return the oxygen you've been using the customer service desk and allow our friend Heinrich to show you to your shower....
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoohhoo Im on the list.
Go me being a huge bitch to people on the internet through anonomous means where they cannot judge my frailties in retaliation.
Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-07-28 22:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 20:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's been added to my collection of favorite -2's, Paula.
guys... when you find ones you think are awesome... linkwhore them here to nominate them
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-28 19:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=11225186795538332#1486209
I nominate this little gem.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-28 09:35:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
You= cock barf
Cindy= not cock barf
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-28 18:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my bad.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-28 18:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my bad.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-28 18:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made it!
I think I've done better than that, though.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-17 23:31:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hammer: Welcome
Screwdriver: I hate you
Pliers: Get AIDS
Wrench: I can't talk. I'm a wrench. Lay off the crack, dickface.
I don't even remember writing that. I think I need to lay off the crack....
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:09:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what the Vonage song is or why Vulva flung it at me like so much meaningless monkey poop.
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Give you a hint as to why:
It had a lot to do with your post resembling a large, delicious slice of terd steak... encrusted with stupidity and sauteed in a delectable moron sauce. All served with a side of pathetic stalker-like crooning. I just decided to garnish with a fresh piece of -2....
BAM! Emeril style, honkey.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People used to do these all the fucking time, what happened.
I was even in one... once!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I expect mine soon. Right?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what the Vonage song is or why Vulva flung it at me like so much meaningless monkey poop. I'm all mellowed out from having eaten an M&M's Mini bar, and am unbuckling my pants.
MrDVS
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Knock yourself out.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-07-28 12:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want more!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I needed this after wading through all the ubermadness posts just determined to read them all.
my brain hurted
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Haggard (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:06:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a new found respect for Vulva.
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Me too!
I got two of them bitches on here. Fuck me, I'm a dick!
Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny indeed
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I may have to start clicking on the shitty posts and rating them accordingly.
Usually I just avoid them.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
these are always great.
and I made a list! w00!
Submitted by LaganGroup (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
C L /-\ ./' ./' I C
I'm going to have to start putting out more -2s... good thing there are opportunities abound.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:58:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Tim.... i didn't put SPT in front of the post
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:56:53 (#)
Ranking: -1
STOP PUTTING SPT IN FRONT OF YOUR POSTS ON THURSDAY
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HAHHAHAHHAHA!
Submitted by entrophize (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I want for Christmas is a flurry of -2's.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't make this one.
I need to step up my game.
Submitted by Haggard (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a new found respect for Vulva.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tiny mines
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-28 11:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:38:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
I have to start giving you more -2's
Starting now!
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Its not so much the -2 that is an integral part of making it on this post, it is the being funny, which unfortunatly, your responses are not...
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Tim.... i didn't put SPT in front of the post
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
STOP PUTTING SPT IN FRONT OF YOUR POSTS ON THURSDAY
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was picturing the car as a lowrider with hydraulic shocks and sparkley. The window rolls down just enough to expose a black mans face..gold teeth and a large gold nugget pinky ring. In my vision the -2 was a large, bright red, sesame street type, styrofoam, cutout with little eyes and a mouth glued to the front of it. Don't know why, it was my vision so I don't have to explain it! Kind of a drive-by -2ing with a friendly -2 puppet....
Meh
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not the best ones, but pretty good.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-27 11:06:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW WERE YOU THE FASTEST SPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've definitely said that before. And it was youarsoghey, i think, who originally did these.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit I made the first list and nothing since, I'm gonna have to get back to my old form. That's it no more posting, takes away my time for reviewing.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:33:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-27 13:19:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Errrrrrrrrrrrt.....
<car schreeches to a stop>
<window rolls down>
"Here muthafucka!" a voice exclaims
Thud...
<a -2 hits the ground>
Errrrrrrrrrrrt......
<tires schreech as car speeds away>
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Almost fell off my chair laughing. Holy shit. It's all about the mental picture that you have to have to picture what a -2 looks like. Maybe like a hairy ass-pimple or a steamy turd pile.
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Ditto. Or maybe an the corpse of a spider monkey, dead from AIDS.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have to start giving you more -2's
Starting now!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These are always funny as hell.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to complain that I'm not in here, but I never say anything that witty.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You totally forgot this, best one I've seen EVAR!-
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-07-22 15:01:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
STOP BUGGING ME I'M TRYING TO WHACK OFF AND EVERYTIME YOU IM ME THE SCREEN CLOSES
AHHHHHHHHH
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-27 13:19:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Errrrrrrrrrrrt.....
<car schreeches to a stop>
<window rolls down>
"Here muthafucka!" a voice exclaims
Thud...
<a -2 hits the ground>
Errrrrrrrrrrrt......
<tires schreech as car speeds away>
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Almost fell off my chair laughing. Holy shit. It's all about the mental picture that you have to have to picture what a -2 looks like. Maybe like a hairy ass-pimple or a steamy turd pile.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this series.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-27 11:06:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW WERE YOU THE FASTEST SPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Maybe one of my favorites and it was just yesterday that we got this gem
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if all of my comments go un-noticed.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-28 10:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God we are all mean. I'm in it, I'm mean.
Brilliant!