Internet Phenomena You've Probably All Seen: Part 1 (SPT) (21727 hits)
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Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2005-07-28 12:31:57 EDT
Basically just a list of weird, wonderful or just fucked up websites or pictures that most have you will have seen before and get banded around the Internet over and over again. Whole point of this is for people who may have missed on a few things of interest. People who are yet to ruin other people's lives with shitty forward emails, day-by-day with overused Internet images and amenities can now find all the shit they need here. It's a n00b paradise. Maybe Loki can find some new picture material to cap off her posts.
Some of these links are unsafe for viewing in the workplace and will have the obligatory "NSFW" next to them:
First of all, the shockers. Things that probably shouldn't have gained so much success but stand in the hall of infamy forever because people are more fucked up than we admit to. The following are all deemed NSFW:
Tubgirl: http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tubgirl&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi Forever being closed down and taken off the Internet but always reappears on forums and messageboards across the globe.
Goatse: http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=goatse Like "Tubgirl", Goatse is of the lowest of taste and never stays on websites for long before being ripped away by morally correct people. If you haven't heard of it, you have now.
Lemonparty: http://www.lemonparty.org/ Still remains. Nobody seems to ever shut this down. Arguably just as revolting and baffling as the previous two entries but apparently not as offensive. The innocent URL tricks many first-timers into expecting something less fruity.
PICTURES everyone has seen hundreds of times but cunts re-use them as substitute for their own waning humour:
Helmet cat. http://www.thebellingerfamily.org/i/u/1323013/i/cat_as_helmet_head.jpg
"Get a brain, Morans". http://www2.bc.edu/~driver/morans.jpg
People in Africa with huge testicals. http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&q=elephantiasis&spell=1
The fat bloke in a nappy/diaper: http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/iccoventry/feb2004/2/6/0001DA32-0BD4-1022-9B6E80C328EC0000.jpg
Bump face: http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/d10.jpg
Superman nerd: http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/u12.jpg
The retarded olympic kid: http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~pdang/AA/Retard.jpg
Masturbation kitten: http://img69.exs.cx/img69/7995/god-kills-kitten2.jpg (Comes in many other unfunny quotes and sizes)
Those turd monster things: http://www.domo-kun.com/g/domodrink.jpg
You're a homo: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/captain_mail/root/april/homo.jpg
David Hasslehoff and Gary Coleman: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y124/lauren691248/davidColeman.jpg
That fat dancing mong GIF: http://www.chrisruzin.net/images/uploads/dancing_boy.gif
Some dumb bitch: http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/idiot.jpg
Another fat kid (McDonalds): http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/michelindonalds.jpg
Fat diving bastard: http://www.lainternetapesta.com.ar/images/2003-08-20/fat.jpg
Shoot the kitten: http://server6.uploadit.org/files/Budweiser-Cat.jpg
Drunk, naked girl: http://lizditz.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/drunk_naked_girl400.jpg
The Queen picking her nose: http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/Queen_dig.jpg
Michael Jackson scaring child: http://www.feeloow.com/events/040115_mj/movies_01_home_alone.jpg
Cheney? http://media.portland.indymedia.org/images/2004/06/291514.jpg
The honest begging guy: http://www.subversiveelement.com/files/begger.jpg
Stare at tits: http://www.deviousassassins.com/New_WEB/Pix/Tits.jpg
Hairy naked man: http://www.aetheronline.com/mario/images/Eye%20Openers/Hair.jpg
Weird muscle child: http://www.sportachievements.com/Baza/Kropotov/2003/feb/list/P1010040.jpg
Twat: http://gxpmall.bizland.com/twatt.jpg
This shit: http://www.rareware.com/extra/scribes/10jan03/x-arse.jpg
Cartoon porn: http://www.intellectualcapital.ru/pics.html
Hitler dances: http://www.geocities.com/derpanzerkampf/hitlerdance/
The squirrel's bollocks: http://academic.scranton.edu/student/DELTOROL2/Squirl.JPG
Sarcastic Jesus: http://images.43things.com/entry/00/00/0c/3114s.jpg
Yet another fat kid: http://www.ulf-uwe.de/fun/jpg/First%20Date1.jpg
Ubersite's own "Owned montage": http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=owned+montage
CLIPS (and stuff) PEOPLE ONCE LIKED:
Star Wars Kid: http://www.screamingpickle.com/members/StarWarsKid/video_nolinking/Star_Wars_Kid_00.wmv
Singing Gellieman geek: http://www.ameryonline.com/aicha/aicha.wmv
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
Fat white kid rapping: http://www.collegedowntime.com/media/crispynewfreestyle.php
Farting preacher: http://www.miggy.net/multimedia/preacher.htm
ANOTHER fat gay dancing about: http://www.michounet.com/fatman/
Optical illusions with the bonus of shitting-in-pants: http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/optical_sabotage.html
Banana Phone: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bananaphone.html
Geeks clip: http://unrule.info/files/geeks.wmv
Jiggling tits: http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2429
SITES everyone knows about:
http://maddox.xmission.com
http://www.savetoby.com
http://newgrounds.com (always sucked but people tend to love it).
http://www.rathergood.com/
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/
http://www.fark.com
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
http://www.myspace.com/
User Reviews
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-08-20 21:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're the man now dog!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-14 14:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
pussy.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-14 10:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unoriginal fucktard - utter CRAP.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 20:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-31 18:30:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
I've heard Shlongy looks like Steven Hawking.
Or was it fucks like Steven Hawking?
Wait, it was sucks like Steven Hawking.
Except Steven Hawking's not ghey.
Wow! All that work you put in on this...and it still doesn't even warrant a chuckle.
You poor, pathetic, dipshit.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-30 07:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry to report that Lemonparty's just exceeded it's Bandwidth Limit.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm statistically 8th on the MVA now. Bart took 170,000 off me and gave it to Apollo and Adamdidit2u, I think. He'll banish me again. When he notices.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-29 10:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
look who's back!
you and squatty, only two to make the mva twice?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-29 08:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work on the MVA. I noticed, suck it.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-07-28 22:33:48 EDT (#)
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Now you need to do this but with porn
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-28 21:04:20 EDT (#)
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wow, Fetish aint got nothing on you
thats fucking dedication, just wait til Bart caps the hits on this
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-07-28 20:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-28 20:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus christ
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:00:44 EDT (#)
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/piepiepie.php
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:00:21 EDT (#)
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I'd never seen that llama song. How strange.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate SPT
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you NEED the Llama song.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the crash course in intarwebing.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually I have to +2 this as well because there are pics of Ariel and Alice nude.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hits galore.
Nice compilation, whore.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's lots missing. It's only part 1.
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:32:01 EDT (#)
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Start was good... sites at end sucked.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot to include somethingawful.com
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to +2 this. There's so much shit on here I haven't seen that's making me giggle like a drunk vulture.
Oh I wish I spent more time online and knew all this stuff...
No, wait...
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like Newgrounds. I dislike Maddox.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a fairly good index.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:19:28 EDT (#)
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My word, a list of links.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Credit where credit is due:
10k hits, at least.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-28 12:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I make MVA ever again, Bart is definitely going to shave a lot of hits off. I poisoned his cat.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-28 12:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5000 hits at least.
I guess a preemtive congrats on re-making the MVA is in order
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-07-28 12:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-07-28 12:48:15 EDT (#)
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this will get a billion hits
Submitted by kadunkadunk (user info) at 2005-07-28 12:37:05 EDT (#)
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thanks for helping me kill some time.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-28 12:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Errr...I forgot to put NSFW next to the ones that are. Bit of a roulette. Sorry.