Real SPT Trivia (488 hits)
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Submitted by SG The Platypus Master (View user info) at 2005-07-28 13:36:32 EDT
If you look around what is behind you?
If there is nothing behind you, then what is behind what is behind you?
Nothing?
If you looked what is behind what is behind you, then you should see what is behind what is behind what is behind you, and for me that is a wall.
But what is behind that wall?
Now look in front of you.
What is in front of you?
It is a computer.
But what is in front of that computer?
Nothing.
But what is in front of nothing.
A wall?
But what is in front of that wall?
Another wall?
Now stand up and look to your left.
Now look to your right.
Now say "Who took my pants?"
Now sit back down and crawl under the chair you are sitting in.
Just do it.
Now look under the chair.
What do you see?
Nothing?
I see myself.
Now stand back up and if you are at work, go to a co-worker.
Now ask that co-worker what is on your face.
What is on your face?
After he responds go back to wherever you were before.
Now press Alt+F4.
Now jump out your window and start swimming.
What do you see?
What is that on your head?
OH MY GOD IT'S YOU HAIR! JESUS CHRIST!
And now for the question.
Why did I pull down my pants in 1st grade when I went to the sink to wash my hands?
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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WELL CRAP IS WHAT I'M GOOD AT, IN FACT, I THINK I WILL GO EAT SOME CRAP RIGHT NOW! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
Submitted by entrophize (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:59:50 EDT (#)
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This post redefines crap.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:02:19 EDT (#)
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I hate SPT
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:10:53 EDT (#)
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DCWoody: I'm 34c, 28, 36
See for yourself
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:58:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:41:03 (#)
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Were you trying to wash yourself with your own urine?
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I like this chi..lesb...dude...
alright, WTF is rainy?
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this what passes as a post these days???
This is bad, even for SPT.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:50:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:43:25 EDT (#)
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Why did I pull down my pants in 1st grade when I went to the sink to wash my hands?
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cause your first grade teacher was gay? You wanted extra credit
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:41:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:40:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I went cross-eyed too.
And to answer the actual question, it's because you're retarded. That's the answer to your other question, "Why did I vote for Donkey in my matchup, since I lost by one vote?", too.
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You sure do know how to rub it in.
Remember people, always teach your kids how to read well. That way they might not mix up "Vote Entry 1" with "Vote Entry 2".
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:41:03 EDT (#)
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Were you trying to wash yourself with your own urine?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went cross-eyed too.
And to answer the actual question, it's because you're retarded. That's the answer to your other question, "Why did I vote for Donkey in my matchup, since I lost by one vote?", too.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:38:59 EDT (#)
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Because you were always masturbating?
I think that it'd be funny if no one reviewed this becuase they all pressed alt+4 and it closed the window.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:38:12 EDT (#)
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Oh my God ... I've gone cross-eyed.