SPT - Vulvas Overlooked Hotties (vol.1) (3024 hits)
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Submitted by Vulva (View user info) at 2005-07-28 14:12:53 EDT
Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman....Fuck them! I am tired of fantasy that contains the most "mainstream" hotties on the planet. These women are played out, and in my opinion, overrated. Besides, Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt couldn't keep hold of em, which means nobody here even has a buzzcuts chance in a mullet contest of bagging any of them.
I've decided to use my next few weeks worth of SPT posts to share with you some of my favorite overlooked women. Two per week from the same genre/category. There are plenty of quasi-famous women out there who are passed by on a daily basis because their faces don't grace the cover of every tabloid and/or bitch magazine at the grocery store!
Volume #1
The Food Network:
A strage place to find some sexy women granted. I may as well title this post "Confesions of a cooking show junkie."
And just for fun, vote for your favorite. Maybe we can crown a champ after the series is dicontinued, or don't and go fuck yourself...
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-02 18:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RACHEL WANTS MY COCK!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72445 <------------Volume 2 now available
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Voting closed.
Winner = Rachel Ray (14-5)
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-04 16:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rachel Ray is way hotter.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-30 22:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man, i thought i was the only one wackin to the food network.
good to know im not alone.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-29 09:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-28 19:50:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
rachel ray looks fake, bitch #2 has a shit-eating grin.
CUNT
is practically written in glowing pink letters on her forehead.
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Aaaaaaaaand you would fuck em' both....
Shaaaad Up!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-29 09:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:52:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
"Itallian"?!?
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My most sincere appologies! I will now shoot myself.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Itallian"?!?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-28 20:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd let either one of them play me a love song on the skin flute.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-28 19:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rachel ray looks fake, bitch #2 has a shit-eating grin.
CUNT
is practically written in glowing pink letters on her forehead.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-28 17:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! Rachel's really lovely. Where's she live? I'll hide in her bush(es).
Submitted by Leopold525 (user info) at 2005-07-28 17:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine point you make there.
Both of them are fine lookin biotches that could use a good paddling with a spatula. As a matter of fact they could use the Aunt Jemima treatment... "Who's your Daddy, who's your pal?"
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*shakes head*
-2 Jason. -2
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No need for a rebuttal.
I just won.
Thanks for playing.
You may take a prize from the BOTTOM shelf only.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh. my. god.
you sick fucking pervert
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This coming from the girl who gave my last pony gonorrhea. That shit is fatal for equestrian, now my pony is Gone-orea forever.
<weeps for his fallen friend>
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Uber,
Do not give Vulva a pony. He will just make home pony porn starring himself with it.
love,
Urbane - who doesn't want to be traumatized by pony porn
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:28:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
*stunned silence*
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I believe there should be some type of reward or prize for being the first one to accomplish this!
Dear Ubersite,
I would like a pony.
Thak you,
Vulva
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
.... yeah, well....
um...
oh yeah!?!?
... i still got nothing
*back to stunned silence*
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*stunned silence*
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking Murderer!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:21:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't make me spit in your eggs, Jason
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Spitting is nothing compared to what I put on your eggs. Well I didn't really put anything on them, my boys just kinda swam up to them and knocked. Then, the one egg offered them all ortho-cyclen slushies and none of them returned.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't make me spit in your eggs, Jason
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:15:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you think I look like Rachel Ray
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You have one up on her though. You already know how to prepare my eggs in the morning. Mmmmm Mmmmmm Bitch!
WooT x2 for Urbanes biscuits-n-gravy.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you think I look like Rachel Ray
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:29:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are B's. I own a pair. I also have the "fat ass". :(
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Hmmmm...
<fade to daydream view>
<cue final jeopardy music>
<music ends> ..booom booom
Alex Trebek: "OK times up." "Let's see what our contestants answered In the category of Uberflirting." "Todays final jeopardy clue was: "Because he hasn't asked yet..."
Alex Trebek: "We'll start with Vulva." "Vulvas response to the clue was, Why isn't Strwbryfanatic letting me play with that shit?" Correct! You wagered...$0.00. Oooh sorry Vulva, you lose."
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never overlooked these two
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Strwbry- yours are considerably bigger than Racheals...not that I was looking
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I wasn't talking about your breasts but o.k.......
kidding
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They really aren't. They make bras for small-boobed freaks like me. And before you even start...yes, I know it's false advertising.
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Amen to that. Victoria's Secret Very Sexy Push Up. My fiance calls it the Robo Bra, but it makes my small C's look like Wa BAM....
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:32:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:29:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are B's. I own a pair. I also have the "fat ass". :(
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Strwbry- yours are considerably bigger than Racheals...not that I was looking
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They really aren't. They make bras for small-boobed freaks like me. And before you even start...yes, I know it's false advertising.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:29:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are B's. I own a pair. I also have the "fat ass". :(
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Strwbry- yours are considerably bigger than Racheals...not that I was looking
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are B's. I own a pair. I also have the "fat ass". :(
Submitted by Frank_Grimes (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I Love Boobs.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:47:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I watch Everyday Italian every day at 2 a.m. I'm in love with her. I want to be on that show just to be near her.
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Have you seen her "boyfriend"? I say BOY-friend with some trepidation, due to the fact that he looks like he is 55-60yrs old. She kissed him at the end of the "picnic" episode and I cried, showered, cried, cried while showering...then I wanted her even more. I kept thinking about Adam Sandlers line in big daddy....
Arrrrrrrrgh!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
number 2
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rachael Ray. Her small boobs can be forgiven because of that nice face and cuz she'd probably make me some pie after sex. That's right--pie.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:26:49 (#)
Ranking: 1
The girl on the bottom has a disturbingly large mouth.
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Bob always says what I'm thinking.
Also: The Boyfriend has said, and I quote, "Rachael Ray is what Natalie Maines would look like if she had a neck. And brown hair. And also, she looks like she has pancake boobs."
I told him to shut up, because I love her. She's what my grandad would call "Cute as a bug" which always seemed kinda mean to me, because I have yet to meet a cute bug.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-07-28 15:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate SPT
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My vote goes to Rachel Ray...
... speaking of Rachels and overlooked celebrities, Rachel Leigh Cook is STILL fucking hot!!!
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rachel is probably a "B" cup but on the small "b" side.........
But I love her country girl outfit...
Hmmm I could do some things with that!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I watch Everyday Italian every day at 2 a.m. I'm in love with her. I want to be on that show just to be near her.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
love your posts vulv.
take it easy as i wack it.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 no doubt
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is gonna sound a little gey but I have watched no less than 30 episodes of 30 minute meals
she's worn the tighest shirts which reveal tiny ant hills. Pictures can be altered
She's still cute as hell though
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd say Rachel Ray is an "A squared."
But my vote has to be for number two.
She makes my hoo hoo go "woo woo."
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:33:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mostly because I like my women with B-cups and a fat ass! <---(This comment will live forever!)
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If she's a B-cup I have 14 inches...
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Ladies? A little help...B or not?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just got an official email from aur division president in which he uses "rim shot"
I laughed out loud and everyone thinks I'm dumb
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:32:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know why, but Rachael Ray annoys the living hell out of me.
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some might view this as ironic
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mostly because I like my women with B-cups and a fat ass! <---(This comment will live forever!)
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If she's a B-cup I have 14 inches...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know why, but Rachael Ray annoys the living hell out of me.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:26:49 (#)
Ranking: 1
The girl on the bottom has a disturbingly large mouth.
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<insert big dick joke here>
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:18:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
That pic of Rachel with the strainer is hilarious...burning flesh, anyone? They also airbrushed the shit out of her.
And Giada has the fakest fucking smile ever.
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1) Yes they did airbrush quite a bit.
2) Hot she may be. But I believe her smile makes her look like a catfish...don't laugh, I mean that in the nicest "you look like a catfish" kinda way! Most think she is better looking than Rachel. I tend to disagree...
Mostly because I like my women with B-cups and a fat ass! <---(This comment will live forever!)
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rachael ray is smoking. recnetly, she's gained a bit of weight.
also, she needs fake boobs. or a better wardrobe.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok the one you missed Evangeline Lilly - she's the chick from Lost.
#2 on Maxim 100 Hottest.
She wasnt' even on the list last year
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The girl on the bottom has a disturbingly large mouth.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rachael Ray is my future lesbian wife.
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Back off woman, I have an electric mixer...and I ain't afraid to use it! Cum to think of it, if I do use it, I could have you BOTH!!!
<cue Dr. Evil laugh>
Muuuwaa hahahaha
Muuuwaa hahahaha
Muuuwaa hahahaha
Muuuwaa hahahaha
<lull>
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I drank at a bar with Rachael Ray's dad a couple years ago.
Overlooked hottie #3 - the chick from NCIS (not vampyra one either)
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok I refuse to vote on the basis that it is degrading to women.
I will just DROOL.
-Dave
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I watch a lot of the food network.
Racheal Ray is cute as all hell but what small lit'll ta-ta's she has
I've never seen her dress up like that before, but I'm impressed
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna have to go with #1 because the first pic, she's telling me "hey, I'm a little country girl, lemme make ya some biscuits, cum on back nah ya heah!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rachael Ray is my future lesbian wife.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
That pic of Rachel with the strainer is hilarious...burning flesh, anyone? They also airbrushed the shit out of her.
And Giada has the fakest fucking smile ever.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the principle of this.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahh food and fit womenz heaven
Submitted by Dizzle (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rachel Ray, No contest, the pic with the choclate covered spoon = HOT!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The best part about these women? You sure as hell know they can cook, too.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My penis says to vote for number one, he has occasionaly gotten me into trouble
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll take door number 2.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-28 14:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The one on the bottom gives me a kookaroomba.