Pentameter, For Your Birthday... (2083 hits)
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Submitted by Munkeypants SaysTGIF!! (View user info) at 2005-07-29 11:36:19 EDT
I want to give a big fat happy birthday to my girl, Pentameter. A very talented, very funny
writer and an established member of the penis room. So many adjectives I could use to describe
this chick... classy, cool, stylish... all around absolute sweetheart.
I love this chick. How could I not? She shared her umbrella with me on a very rainy night
in NYC and didn't yell at me when I gave a bum $4. AND if I recall correctly she kept
a very drunk and very belligerent Munkey from breaking her foot on a theiving ATM.
Just whatever you do... don't your dog lick her feet. Or try to kidnap her
boyfriend, Donkey. I am serious. Look!! http://www.ubersite.com/m/59669
The doctors said my ribs should be completely healed by next week.
I was going to give her something for her birthday. I dunno.. maybe clean her house,
make her some hotdogs, or maybe even rewallpaper her room in the Red Sox team colors.
Since we are so far apart I will do the next best thing.
To remind you that you promised yourself you'd quit smoking on your birthday...
AND
A tribute post.
First off... check out these stats:
Everything you ever wanted to know about Pentameter
User id: 9900
Registered on or around: 2004-07-01 08:11:25
# Messages posted: 43
# Reviews written: 2970
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1963
# Hits: 87632
Average rating of all messages: 1.79
1.79!!! woooooo!
Here we have hilarious anecdote of men trying to get into her pants.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60906 Zombie Hating Skate Rot
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61109 The Silver Dragon
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61472 Old Balls
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62627 Troll On The Roof
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64475 The Wrassler
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64478 Mr S
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66032 Our Very Own Lechuga
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71828 The Orphaned Intern
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63548 This post is a Tribute to her Mom and to the Yankees.
It was an excellent post so I can forgive her for this. I wonder how this went over with
her boyfriend being a Red Sox fan. GO RED SOX WOOOOO!!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66441 LeikOMG B@W!!! <this post contains bad words like
FUCK ME IN THE ASS. If you are easily offended by anal you may not want to read this>
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66141 This is why you should not let her near your kid's toys.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64274 "There is a potato in my pants and my car reeks of hotdogs"...Usually I am quick with the sexual innuendos but... I have no idea what to say about this really.
So to wrap this up... Happy Birthday, Lucy. I'm honored to have met you.
HERE'S A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE FOR YOU.
User Reviews
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-30 17:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy roxxor day, Lucymerino!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-30 08:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HAVE FUCKING MASSIVE EYES AND ARE CUTE AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE TEH WALLABIES CAN WIN TONIGHT I WILL RETRACT MY HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HAVE FUCKING MASSIVE EYES AND ARE CUTE BECAUSE YOU MUST BE IN LEAGUE WITH TEH REPUBLICANS AND MEXICANS MARK MY WORDS CAUSE I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE ENSUING FIXTURE GAINST TEH DEPLORABLE SUUD AFRIKAANS WHO WEHN NOT EYE GOUGING AND YOU WOULD BE AN EASY TARGET ARE EITHER SPITTING OR IMPRISONING INDIGENOUS FOLK ON SMALL ISLANDS AND SAYING GOD MADE TEHM DO IT!!!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-07-30 08:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmm...incapacitating.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-30 07:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, if Pentameter is a member of the Penis Room, then I think they need to re-examine their screening process.
Unless she owns a room full of dismembered penises. Peni. Whatever -- either way that's gross, Penta-man-eater.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-30 07:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww, how sweet. Happy Birthday Pentameter.
"A very talented, very funny writer and an established member of the penis room."
Penis room, eh? Is there perhaps a 'breast room' you might be able to give me the address of?
* takes out pen and paper *
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday Princess Pentameter.
(Checks self in to psychiatric ward)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-29 15:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's my head?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-29 13:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For one of the people who've given the most +2's I hope ya have a fantastic birthday. Hopefully age won't take away any of your humour, as you're without doubt one of, if not the, funniest poster on here, and definitly the funniest Pentameter I've ever known. And I once went to a Pentametercon.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-29 13:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you guys so much.
You're all sweeties.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-07-29 13:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always thought Lucy was a guy? What the fuck?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-29 13:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday Pentameter!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-29 13:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well written tribute post Munkey.
Hapy Birthday Pentameter! July Birthday's RULE!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAVE THE HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY EVAR!!!
:D
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cumpleanos feliz
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's all that.
Can I get a birthday hummer or perhaps, I can just give her a birthday orgasm.
Get back to me ASAP as my calendar fills up fast.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WooT x2 and a slap on the neck!
I shall prime the creativity pump, (not a sexual metephor) and make you a birthday post. We fellow Pennsylvanians must stick togetta!
Happy B-day honkey!
~Baby Vulv
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Happy Birthday from your next UM opponent!!!!
(yes, I am scared.)
~SpikeGoddess
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday. I am in the middle east at some spa recovering from all the stress of being famous and innocent, else I would perform a special birthday concert for you with Marlon Brando.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I must say. I met Munkey once, very briefly, at Michigan Ubercon. She was very sweet, very classy.
Pentameter I've never met, but she has made me laugh over and over, and has always rated my posts, not the poster.
So to both of you very special ladies: thanks for being alive. Funny how you've both touched my life in positive ways.
I'll stop being sappy now.
"STFU Ebola!"
Ok.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I found it inexpliacbly funny that the MRR currently says
1. Pentameter, For Your Birth...
2. Abortion
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm 22 and greedy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Many happy re-runs Pentameter. May your children all be born whole and your lovers cock be permanently engorged.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I'm 23. So I think for your birthday you should treat yourself to me...naked. Your man will not care.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always thought you were younger for some reason.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, what, I'm not SPECIAL enough to get a birthday post? Even though it was an IMPORTANT birthday? Like, you know, my (pretend this is capitalized) 18TH birthday? Fine! I didn't wanna play and feel special and appreciated for once in my life anyway.
:)
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!!! I wuv you Lucy!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rawk.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Adam - I'm 26.
Mike - Thanks...for some reason it really cracks me up that you picked up on that.
Spedmonkey - Now all he needs is a muzzle.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Munkey and Pentameter kick ass.
Happy Birthday
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So how old are you now?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should give her oral for her birthday!!!!
What??? That's what I give all my girlfriends.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are fully hot. No more of this semi garbage. Happy Birthday also
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for reminding me it was her birthday. Now, what do I have lying on the floor that can be passed off as a present...
Underwear? Tempting, but no...
Rubber gloves? Maybe...
Gamecube controller with broken analouge stick? DING! Into the double plastic Brooks bag you go.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUC!
wasn't i the one yelling at you for giving a bum 4 dollars?
i think so.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a minute, Marge. I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire." This is a man in drag!
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tim McCarver still has anal beads made out of baseballs.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is...this is just the sweetest thing ever.
Thank you so much, Paula. I love you to death.