1980s B-grade Movies, Vol 1 (inspired by little Tommy Sorrell) (2516 hits)
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Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2005-07-29 14:03:05 EDT
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-29 11:20:37 (#)
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Meet me behind the Uber-wall at 3:00. I'm going to bash your face. It's on like Donkeykong. You and me ... three o'clock. I'm bringing my brass knuckles.
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Your challenge was to identify that movie reference: Well, I'll see your raise and raise you.
Following, the greatest (gheyest?) movies of the 80s, Volume One.
nitty
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-30 12:48:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:31:03 (#)
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Raising Arizona was not B grade.
It was backed by the studio when it came out.
Decent post though.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:31:03 EDT (#)
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Raising Arizona was not B grade.
It was backed by the studio when it came out.
Decent post though.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:21:34 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:00:50 EDT (#)
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Evil Dead 2. That looked like the most fun any cast and crew ever had.
And it was brilliant.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:35:05 EDT (#)
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Needs more Goonies,.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:17:09 EDT (#)
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"I gotta be MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...I GOTTA be MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...."
Submitted by MRPINKERTON (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:13:23 EDT (#)
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You forgot Footloose, Weird Science, Ferris Bueller's Day off, and my personal favorite Neighbors (1981) Dan Akroyd and John Belushi.
"A vivasectionist?"
"What, you think your funny. Some fella Vick called, said you got him and his misses locked in the root cellar. Just cause I suck you ceaspool and snake your pipes that dont make me dirt under your feet. I would'nt sell you my snot if I didnt have to."
I know what i'm doing this week end.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:13:09 EDT (#)
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Ohio, you are SUCH a little bitch.
I said this is Volume 1, shitforbrains, with more to follow.
But no, Goonies will never be on the list. I don't think it's a B-grade movie. I rate that one a cut above most others.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:02:23 EDT (#)
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what? no Goonies references?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-29 15:57:05 EDT (#)
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There's something like this here: http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/80saction/80saction.html
A choice quote:
"...but my favorite performance comes from the guy who plays the trash talking bartender and owner of a bar/brothel. Seagal first meets the bartender kicks and the guy's ass as part of his general police duties. The guy is just an incredible low life. The director must have liked him too because he keeps appearing for no reason. He's even there with the evil CIA agent at the film's climax, still talking shit."
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-29 15:45:15 EDT (#)
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I miss crappy eighties movies. A couple years ago my boyfriend and I decided to rent some movies from the eighties; we picked out one that seemed like it was going to be kind of sexy, and neither of us had heard of it before, so it would at least prove to be interesting. "Call Me" or something like that. It ended up consisting mostly of this girl's lame phone sex with a stranger, where the dude was like, "Do you have an orange? Good. I want you to peel it and stuff the orange slices in your pussy!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-29 15:42:34 EDT (#)
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Tawny and Chuck Finley are now divorced.
It was all downhill for the couple after Finley had Kitaen arrested for "domestic violence".
PS> Raising Arizona is ALSO a proud member of the Shlongy All Time Top 10.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-29 15:42:31 EDT (#)
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I loved short circuit. When I was 10 that was the greatest movie ever.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-29 15:42:18 EDT (#)
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What?? No Killer Klowns from Outer Space?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-29 15:39:58 EDT (#)
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"You're so much less attractive when I'm sober".
"Thank God that's not very often".
I gotta be MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...I Gotta be MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2005-07-29 15:37:33 EDT (#)
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Awesome
Beer Fest Saturday???
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-29 15:28:30 EDT (#)
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Short Circuit is NOT a B movie.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-29 15:12:55 EDT (#)
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Lo Pan
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-07-29 15:07:56 EDT (#)
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Word, yo.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:56:10 EDT (#)
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How about 'Rad'
Quote:
Bob: Late again Cru?
Cru: Oh, excuse me blob, I don't have a watch.
Bob: Bob, the name is Bob, not Blob. Smart-ass
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:47:13 EDT (#)
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How good is this?
Really good, man.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:40:39 EDT (#)
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I am compiling my list of favorite crappy movies.
There is nothing better than a really good shitty movie.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:32:04 EDT (#)
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Awesome work here, great job
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:28:18 EDT (#)
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FUCK.
I knew that whore sank her heels in one of the Finleys, I just wasn't sure which one.
Too lazy to Google it, I figured I had a 50/50 shot at it. I guessed wrong.
Mr. Mom was classic. That's on the list.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:25:21 EDT (#)
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And I don't know when Tango & Cash was made, but that HAS to be on one of these lists.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:24:40 EDT (#)
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I believe you mean pitcher Chuck Finley, who has since either retired or signed a minor league contract somwhere. Steve Finley is the center fielder for the Angels.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:24:36 EDT (#)
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Short. Fucking. Circuit.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:24:10 EDT (#)
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First off, nitty your post in this last round...My favorite one yet!
You touch me...er...I mean...uh...good stuff *slap hands*
Ok, how aout Mister Mom
"You wire that up with 220?"
"Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes."
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:16:57 EDT (#)
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This is only Volume 1. Requests are welcome for movies to include in volumes to come.
The Money Pit is on the list.
I can't believe you passed the bar.
I know. You've never passed a bar in your life.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:16:28 EDT (#)
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awesome. nice reminiscing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:13:43 EDT (#)
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PS> You should have used "The Money Pit" for any Tom Hanks quotes.
There are at least 43 hilarious ones packed in that Shlongy Top 10 All Time classic movie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:12:00 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 for using one of Shlongy's nicknames for , well, for Little Tommy Sorrell.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:11:52 EDT (#)
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Oh hell yea.
Plus-fucking-Two.
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YOU AND ME
**psychotic stare**
THREE O'CLOCK.
Ah yes, the immortal Richard Tyson, of "Dark Tide" fame. Of course, I use the term "Fame" loosely.
Dark Tide, where Mr. Tyson tries to pull off a Jamaican accent and fails miserably. Someone needs to do a tribute post to THAT Skinemax classic, in particular the scene where Brigitte Bako thrashes around on his shit like a hooked marlin.
"Why are you off the boat?"
"Family Bizneez."
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:11:21 EDT (#)
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I want to leave work to go watch one of those.
Don't forget the gang in Short Circut
"Nos Locos kick your ass"
"Nos Locos kick your face"
"Nos Locos kick your balls
into out-er space!"
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:09:45 EDT (#)
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Big Trouble in Little China
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:07:09 EDT (#)
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I love all of those movies but then again I'm a fan of bad movies.