I want to get "into Mischief"; Vulva can eat my dick (1257 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.45 on 63 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mister_Devious (View user info) at 2005-07-29 16:15:15 EDT
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you get her? I mailed her to you this morning...
Good luck with that by the way!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-29 21:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har Har 30 minutes till last break, 1 hour 13 minutes till the quiting time.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-29 21:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
har har AJ cracks me up!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-29 21:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
har har herpes called them jumblies
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-29 21:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They're really nothing spectacular, G.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 21:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i told you not to leave the camping trip
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-07-29 21:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Posted tits, and "in my face live ooo look at the jumblies!" are two totally different things.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 21:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
herpes, my tits have been posted
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-07-29 21:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But she won't show me her tits, so you get a -2.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
made me laugh...highly curious why others did not.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, I'm joking. I don't love you or any thing=P I just saw your image there and thought you were kinda cute. That's all. However, if I had just said that, we wouldn't have had any fun.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've only known about you for a couple hours, and that wasn't a barrier for me =P
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
honey... i don't even know you. So it's not quite rejection.... it's me just not knowing you.
i posted a request for legal advice
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72041
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isnt that "cathiter in the rye"?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yummy!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry. It wouldn't be rewarding to harass you while you reject me. I'm not going to show up at your door with flowers, a gun, and a copy of The Cather in the Rye.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love it when you talk tough with me val!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:37:36 (#)
Ranking: -1
Either this is Genko, or he's going to have to watch out for him.
Val, I wish you and your fifteen hundred uber doters the best. You should do a reality TV show on Fox to pick one!
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You should know better. I'm not the type to post this nonsense.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stop fucking with me, d_prime
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want a stalker.
Besides Shlongy.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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*stunned silence*
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah I do. You might not like me back, but that's okay. I still wanna do you and marry you and buy you pretty things and then throw it in your face that I do that when you wont give me a blow job.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh please, you don't like me one bit, d_prime
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Urbane more than you.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry to out you, Darren
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
people aren't getting that....
Uber Stalk! Inbox
Da***** J. B***** to me
More options 4:16 pm (3½ hours ago)
And I cannot WAIT for the ragestorm it will cause. If they -2 me, I'll
laugh. If they verbally abuse me, I'll laugh even harder. If they tell me
to -2DIE, I'll do it again, only this time in Spencerian form.
View. Preen. Enjoy. Hope it brings you the smile you needed. Have a good
weekend!
he wants the -2's guys. that's why he's doing it. i got this email from him right after he posted it. Along with a text message telling me not to take it seriously
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hmmm... I'm on enough psyke meds to kill a horse and I still know when someone is crossing the line.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY! that was uncalled for.
mike, you're going down. (not prophet mike, knuckles mike)
bitch
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, and you better double wrap your pecker.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Either this is Genko, or he's going to have to watch out for him.
Val, I wish you and your fifteen hundred uber doters the best. You should do a reality TV show on Fox to pick one!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
crazy kids in love
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and I thought I was a good stalker.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude...
Seek help, seriously.
You're fucking dumb.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nope, this was posted almost 2 hours ago. i was driving to brighton to get my car then
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here's your +2 for effort.
hehe, i got a phone call while i was driving home from the mechanic from Vulva... "val... seriously... go look at uber... your stalker is back"
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pathetic.
Regardless of who it is or why they did it, it's still pathetic.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahahahaha
i think you've found your uber "persona".
(unless he's a user i haven't heard the voice of before, he's not an alter. he wasn't lying about calling me yesterday.)
and method, you just lost a bet
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
20 bucks says this is Urbane stalking herself.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Stalker-tastic!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-29 17:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy fuckberries. And I thought I was messed up...
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Definitely stockerish........
Somebody lock this boy up!!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know if I should be laughing or calling the cops...
Well, if all of a sudden Val stops posting, I guess I'll call the cops
Lord knows a 'free' Urbane will be here like Shlongy on Jimthefiend Island
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'm in love with her too.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:35:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hehehehe, you are so fucking mine asshead. Run and hide!
<still chucking at the thought of what I should do to you>
Tell you what, I'll make you a deal. I'll send you a plane ticket from Wisconsin to NYC...we'll see who's eating a dick in October..K?
If the answer is no, then shut the fuck up. Period, point blank, that is all, carry on smartly, as you were, sit bobo sit...good dog!
P.S.
Yes, surprise! I do know where you are, and what you look like. You stalk great, but I'm a great stalker. Remember that peenersore.
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Great, another internet tough guy.
Why don't you shoot yourself in the face with a crossbow, hero? That would be something worth bragging about.
To the author, find a new subject to be infatuated with. The one you have got now has more baggage then an international airline.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Otherwise, this was funny!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hehehehe, you are so fucking mine asshead. Run and hide!
<still chucking at the thought of what I should do to you>
Tell you what, I'll make you a deal. I'll send you a plane ticket from Wisconsin to NYC...we'll see who's eating a dick in October..K?
If the answer is no, then shut the fuck up. Period, point blank, that is all, carry on smartly, as you were, sit bobo sit...good dog!
P.S.
Yes, surprise! I do know where you are, and what you look like. You stalk great, but I'm a great stalker. Remember that peenersore.
Submitted by DeadHorse (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
VAL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
open your curtains, sociopath.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Borderline psychosis, methinks
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
creepy but cute
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, alter, your schtick is getting old.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Vulva can eat my dick."
Interesting choice of words there.
Oh, and you're a fucking psycho.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's just delicious, man, DELICIOUS!
How many restraining orders do you have on you dude, 5? 6?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Riiiiiiiiight....
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i bet this poor boy cant stop masturbating now.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is almost as funny as:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58511
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All this time, I though you were a guy. The prominent use of 'Mr' in front of your name is the obvious reason.
Now I know you're a girl because of two specific points:
A. This is to Urbane, and we all know she's a girl; and
B. This is the gheyest thing I've ever seen
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If YOU want to do "that", you should seek psychiatric help, immediately.
She's a fucking moron, who doesn't know when to shut her fucking mouth.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-07-29 16:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This isn't creepy in the least.