Finally, a picture of my boobs (2837 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.54 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Raine Lark (View user info) at 2005-07-29 18:25:47 EDT
This is a large-scale model, actually.
You didn't really think I'd post a picture of my boobs, did you?
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-13 17:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to cum on those nice round globes of love!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-13 16:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking hot.
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-08-07 23:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was lame.
And what's more lame is you got well over 1000 hits for it too. Fuck you and all that other crap.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-03 12:14:29 EDT (#)
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"Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her..."
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FALSE ADVERTISING.
And here's me with my dick out and the lube lid off. I really wanted to see the great body which must make up for your despicable intelligence and convince you not to kill yourself every day.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:49:28 EDT (#)
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the ceiling lamp in my apt's living room looks like a porn star tit. especially when you turn it on; then it looks like a silicone mound with a hard nipple.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG YA GOT ME
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:54:00 EDT (#)
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You can tell by their form that they're false.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:20:49 EDT (#)
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a retaliatory -2 for a shit post?
jesus christ
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:37:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 07:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*yawn*
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-02 04:50:36 EDT (#)
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When you say finally, it kind of implies people were waiting. I honestly don't think anyone really gave a shit.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-02 04:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:48:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT was yesterday, dear.
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What Manic said
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:36:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/71943#1487192
I told you I wanted to be on the Shlongy team
LOL
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen you pig...if you wanna climb all over that pedo's ass and rub your below average tits on his dick, that's fine.
But don't YOU start taking shots at me, too, toots. You don't have the arsenal.
Leave it to the truly deranged an attention-starved for that.
although, based on your first few posts, you very well could qualify for that, too.
Send jimsey some nudes...I'm sure the slob can put you to work in no time.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your breats look a little fake
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-07-30 11:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, I thought you would.
Fucking tease.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-30 04:57:13 EDT (#)
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Erect nipples.
Call a doctor, he can get that fixed.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-30 00:24:50 EDT (#)
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You're saying there's something wrong with posting pictures of boobs?
After you posted pictures of yourself in your underwear?
Most of us have posted pictures of our boobs, you know. Oddly, very few of us have posted pictures of ourselves leaning against a wall, dressed in skimpy lace panties and a padded bra.
Horses for courses, I guess.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-30 00:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Speaking of sucking, 5 +2's if you suck me off.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-29 21:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wanna titty fuck you with my grain silo baby
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-29 21:05:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:18:03 (#)
Ranking: -1
now show us your pussy!!
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AGAIN!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:56:17 EDT (#)
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typical brainless californian.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
now show us your pussy!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-07-29 20:03:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:36:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:29:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
this idea has been done with actual boobs (birds with blue feet) many many times.
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just because I'm a smartass.....
http://www.nwf.org/internationalwildlife/iwimages/boobie2.jpg
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That's hillarious!!!!
I didn't know Chevy made MicroMachines...interesting...
And what have i told you about naming posts as if they actually have breasts in them?!?
-1 for not listening.
-1 for being a hit-whore.
+1 for trying.
+1 for being a pole...er, bowl smoker. Would be +2, but joints are better.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:20:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
They are nuclear reactors, in San Onofre, CA. Only one of them actually works.
Anyway, sorry you all didn't think this was as funny as I did.
Have a lovely weekend, everyone! Time for me to go home and smoke a bowl.
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Shouldn't that be, go to work and ride a pole.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That isnt all she takes like a man.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:45:13 EDT (#)
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Ironically, Rainelark seems to know how to take a badly rated post like a man.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
more like smoke a cock. oh thats right your just getting off of work. my bad
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:35:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:24:41 EDT (#)
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Yes.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:20:04 EDT (#)
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They are nuclear reactors, in San Onofre, CA. Only one of them actually works.
Anyway, sorry you all didn't think this was as funny as I did.
Have a lovely weekend, everyone! Time for me to go home and smoke a bowl.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
actually, I was expecting that.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:10:18 EDT (#)
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Why wouldnt you? You posted all those other slutty pictures of yourself. Why stop when your on a roll?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:06:09 EDT (#)
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What are those, nuclear reactors? Environment-ruining prudish asshole.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-29 19:03:02 EDT (#)
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To be honest, it wouldn't have surprised me all that much if you had really posted your boobs. No offense.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:53:41 EDT (#)
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actually I had like 4 koolmang alters to fuck him up at one time.
can't remember the passwords anymore.
.Koolmang
Koolmang.
Kool.mang
And Koo1mang.
And then there was another person with a koolmang alter and the real Koolmang.
crazy times, but it got rid of him in the end.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure that you'll be posting your gaping cunt in no time, nevermind your boobs.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:48:23 EDT (#)
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SPT was yesterday, dear.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:48:09 EDT (#)
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I know. But it's amusing to point fingers sometimes.
Koolmang. Jeebus. That guy had to have been responsible for at least 50% of the shit that went on.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:47:14 EDT (#)
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lises??
Im turing into gollum.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:46:32 EDT (#)
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I was joking GC and I am NOT repeat not Koolmang.
Dont beleive the lies Liiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:44:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:37:52 (#)
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Then you'd have to prove you weren't an alter godchicken.
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There are at least a dozen people on here (Ubercon Vegas) who could vouch for me being exactly who I say I am.
You're the alter! Whom is hiding behind that mask?! And why?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lies = -2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:41:35 EDT (#)
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No, I grew up near Yosemite. I've been in the San Diego area since 1996 on military duty and just decided to stay.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We'll miss these puppies in R2.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
actually.. he said he was my stalker.. not my alter... silly me!
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:39:02 EDT (#)
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GodChicken: Did you go to high school there? My dad teaches at Vista HS.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:38:45 EDT (#)
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Oh.. GodChicken most definitly is an alter... mine
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:37:52 EDT (#)
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Then you'd have to prove you weren't an alter godchicken.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:36:57 EDT (#)
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I am very paranoid.
And you still havent done that 'woody rules' nude post.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:36:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:29:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
this idea has been done with actual boobs (birds with blue feet) many many times.
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just because I'm a smartass.....
http://www.nwf.org/internationalwildlife/iwimages/boobie2.jpg
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:36:12 EDT (#)
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San Onofre... and you took this as a pun from a Naked Gun movie.
Want proof you're not an alter? Come take a picture with me, since I'm in Oceanside. heh.
I don't think you are, but that would put to rest most of it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:33:52 EDT (#)
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BOO!!!!!!! You had me all excited there for a moment!!!!
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:32:50 EDT (#)
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You've been the most difficult to convince I'm not an alter, DC. Since I am me, it's becoming more amusing now than annoying that people think different.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:30:12 EDT (#)
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And im begging to think that you're an alter.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:29:40 EDT (#)
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this idea has been done with actual boobs (birds with blue feet) many many times.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:29:29 EDT (#)
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Can you post something that isn't about you?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-29 18:28:45 EDT (#)
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Show 'em, bitch.