Anyone know any French? (1699 hits)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2005-07-30 12:45:52 EDT
I sold my car and bought a 1974 VW Camper, complete with original 1970s interior. As we plan to leave for France on Wednesday I will need to know the French translation of the following phrases:
Mousier it is broken!
Please don't rip me off for being English.
Air cooled engine.
very old.
Bought it off an old man who lived on a farm, I have know idea of the history of this vehicle.
How do I hire a real car?
Where is the wine shop?
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-09 01:56:00 EDT (#)
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COWS MUST DIE
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-24 10:54:34 EDT (#)
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Fantasy Football Violence Winner +2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-04 07:11:11 EDT (#)
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Just repairing my rating.
This is another of my QUALITY POSTS.
I think everyone on uber is super!
Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:36:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:48:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:41:40 (#)
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Nope. I'm wearing my grrranimals pajamas...at work. Why?
Are you wearing a circus tent to protect yourself from the sun?
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No, I'm inside, and it's night time.
You gotta laugh shlongy, you are wearing some brilliant outfits in those pictures.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:41:40 EDT (#)
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Nope. I'm wearing my grrranimals pajamas...at work. Why?
Are you wearing a circus tent to protect yourself from the sun?
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:41:28 EDT (#)
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I used altavista to answer your question...but the bits you didn't ask for are all my doing.
Plus timide il est cassé !
Veuillez ne pas me déchirer au loin pour être anglais.
Aérez le moteur refroidi.
très vieux.
j'ai acheté lui outre d'un vieil homme qui a vécu à une ferme, j'ai pour savoir l'idée de l'histoire de ce véhicule.
Comment est-ce que je loue une vraie voiture ?
Où est le magasin de vin ?
le singe est dans l'arbre: the monkey is in the tree
la souris est sur la table: the mouse on the table
le chat est à cotê de la chaise: the cat is next to the chair
finally one I found useful:
oui monsieur, s'il vous plait me font dans le cul avec vos impôts locaux merveilleux d'hôtel:
yes sir, please do me in te arse over your wonderful local hotel taxes.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:36:23 EDT (#)
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The only French phrase you really need:
Putain, espace des cons.
Not sure about spelling, say it like it's spelled, spelt? I dunno.
Also, 'Tu me fais chier les culottes.' Useful.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:19:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:11:53 (#)
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Did THIS help?
Ou est Sylvie?
Au lycee.
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no. Sylvie being at school is of no consequence. Are you wearing a cardigan today?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:11:53 EDT (#)
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Did THIS help?
Ou est Sylvie?
Au lycee.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:00:20 EDT (#)
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The United States is a pigsty!
hahahahaha
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:59:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:40:30 (#)
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Les États-Unis sont une porcherie.
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The UK is a *something*
I'm off to look this up!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:40:30 EDT (#)
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Les États-Unis sont une porcherie.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-31 07:46:42 EDT (#)
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Virginity!!!!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-31 07:42:35 EDT (#)
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Sange....do you mean sang...blood?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-31 07:40:04 EDT (#)
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Qui-ete vous le sange d'amour?
Okay I don't know this one..
Is 'sange' a real word??
Who do you love? or something...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-31 04:36:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-30 21:30:13 (#)
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Je suis fromage = I need assistance
Mon crayon is blanc = My thanks to you
Qui-ete vous le sange d'amour? = Do you like me?
Guaranteed winners :)
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I am cheese.
My crayon is white.
I don't know the last one, something to do with love. I'm guessing rude.
Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2005-07-31 02:40:02 EDT (#)
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merde = toothpaste
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-31 01:58:14 EDT (#)
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries" - Common friendly greeting.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-07-31 01:38:32 EDT (#)
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J'ai un pistolet français authentique de la guerre mondiale deux. Elle a été laissée tomber par le passé et n'a été jamais mise le feu.
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2005-07-31 00:00:32 EDT (#)
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Nous avons à chez tu et, faire que nous anglais dit, "Un peu bang-bang!" Oui, oui? Regardez un chat en mon pantalon!
^Probably atrocious grammar; more literal translation. It means...uh..."Let's have some fun. Yes, yes?"
Viva le Diablo II: Lord de Destruction!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-30 22:35:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-30 21:30:13 (#)
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Je suis fromage = I need assistance
Mon crayon is blanc = My thanks to you
Qui-ete vous le sange d'amour? = Do you like me?
Guaranteed winners :)
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I endorse these phrases. They are genuine. Say them to people.
*snicker*
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-07-30 22:32:36 EDT (#)
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Mousier it is broken!
monsieur c'est briser (breezay)
Please don't rip me off for being English.
ne me tricher(treeshay) pas parce que je suis anglais
Air cooled engine.
moteur climatise (cleemateezay)
very old.
tres vieux
Bought it off an old man who lived on a farm, I have know idea of the history of this vehicle.
J'ai aucun connaissance a propos de l'histoire de cette vehicule a cause que nous l'avons achete d'un monsieur qui vivait sur une ferme
How do I hire a real car?
ou est ce que je peux procurer une automobile
Where is the wine shop?
ou est ce que je peux acheter du vin
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-30 21:32:34 EDT (#)
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Great Scot!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-30 13:39:42 (#)
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ferme la bouche, beyatch.
This was funny.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-30 21:30:13 EDT (#)
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Je suis fromage = I need assistance
Mon crayon is blanc = My thanks to you
Qui-ete vous le sange d'amour? = Do you like me?
Guaranteed winners :)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-30 20:05:36 EDT (#)
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I'm in The Resistance, can I come over?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 19:31:01 EDT (#)
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rêvez un petit rêve de moi
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 19:25:04 EDT (#)
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I guess Im the only person who finds french amusing.
Oh well, g'night.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 18:20:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-30 18:09:01 (#)
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That van looks like a sideways mustard container with the top on.
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you get mustard from a different shop to me!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-30 18:09:01 EDT (#)
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That van looks like a sideways mustard container with the top on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-30 18:06:31 EDT (#)
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Ou est Sylvie?
Au lycee.
Ou est Phillippe?
A la piscene.
Avec Anne.
Claude eat la?
Non.
Merci, merci.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-07-30 17:52:12 EDT (#)
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This post tweeks my killing spree nerve.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-30 16:42:20 EDT (#)
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>that was in French, if you can read it then you already know French<
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-30 16:42:02 EDT (#)
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C1ndy rocks WOOOOO!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 16:33:02 EDT (#)
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Ok.
J'oublie tout
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 16:23:00 EDT (#)
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dont worry about it
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-07-30 16:22:57 EDT (#)
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Je ne pale pas francais tres bein, mais, je suis tres jolie.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 16:21:11 EDT (#)
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Ess-ar
"the other day I lost my cherry"
REally? How intruiging... do tell more
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 16:20:19 EDT (#)
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"Grrrr"? Uh-oh...
I was shaking my head laughing.. does that help?
And I'm more than willing to admit your french is better than mine. Actually I think I said as much earlier..
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:57:16 (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:46:21 (#)
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*shakes head*
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Grrrrrrrr
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-07-30 16:15:04 EDT (#)
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ja'i besoin de lait.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-30 16:07:48 EDT (#)
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je dois acheter un nouveua automobile aussi, l'autre jour j'ai perdu mon cerise...
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:57:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:46:21 (#)
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*shakes head*
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Grrrrrrrr
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:46:21 EDT (#)
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*shakes head*
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:42:34 EDT (#)
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and asking them where my goldfish is.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:41:54 EDT (#)
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Diablo II is the best RPG ever.
I spend most of my time freezing french people with ice and then eletricuting them.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:40:15 EDT (#)
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talking of diablo..im off, I'll see if there are any funnier responses later
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:40:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:38:30 (#)
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Well Im on here on a saturday night when I could be....playing diablo
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I just asked Mat what Diablo is. He says it is Italian for devil and a kind of car?
you want to be a car or a devil?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:38:30 EDT (#)
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Well Im on here on a saturday night when I could be....playing diablo
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:37:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:35:46 (#)
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Hey... I made most heated...once...and you had the top three at one point right?
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yeah....
certains pourraient dire que je passe trop de ma vie sur l'uber
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:35:46 EDT (#)
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Hey... I made most heated...once...and you had the top three at one point right?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:34:34 EDT (#)
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I have know idea of the history of this vehicle
Son pas un fourgon son un bateau de fusée.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:34:22 EDT (#)
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you have to understand a bit to get bablefish. the literal translations are funny.
les la plupart de chauffage sont pour des perdants.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:33:08 EDT (#)
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Who let the dogs out?
Here froggy froggy froggy
Centres? tits.
What? Im a bloke, I can't help it.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:31:55 EDT (#)
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babelfish doesn't really work.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:31:17 EDT (#)
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Oh this is fun...most heated ahoy....
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:31:05 EDT (#)
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bablefish woody:
Cease looking at my centres fixedly. you make like my centres. excuse me to you that little shit saw you my centres? I am not a castle bouncy. which interesting aroma. Who left the dogs outside? here frog splashes frog...
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:29:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:26:02 (#)
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look an.... eagle?
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Well done!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:29:31 EDT (#)
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Cessez de regarder fixement mes seins.
faites-vous aiment mes seins.
excusez-moi vous que peu de merde vous ont vu mes seins ?
Je ne suis pas un château bouncy.
quel arome intéressant.
Qui ont laissé les chiens dehors ?
ici grenouille grenouille grenouille...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:26:02 EDT (#)
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look an.... eagle?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:25:06 EDT (#)
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If you get into trouble shout this and point, then run away.
Regardez un aigle !
the french are easily tricked.
+2 becasue this is highly amusing
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:24:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:22:54 (#)
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cheese eating wine guzzling ugly surrender monkleys!
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hahahahah
crystle: i bet we thought of goldfish before America was invented.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:22:54 EDT (#)
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cheese eating wine guzzling ugly surrender monkleys!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:22:46 EDT (#)
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the french have a better eye for color than the americans
poisson rouge fits better than "gold" fish...
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:22:01 EDT (#)
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I could do this all day... voulez vous in that context is 'have you seen' but I suppose
Vous faites voir would be better
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:21:58 EDT (#)
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you got me woody- something to do with cheese and wine?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:21:13 EDT (#)
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See.. used like that Cindy, I know it... we used to try that too.. C'est tres chaud. Merde!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:20:48 EDT (#)
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poisson rouge is gold fish.
Also
Fromage mangeant, vin bâfrant, singes laids de reddition.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:20:06 EDT (#)
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I suppose Woody's thing could also be
Excuse me you little murderer, do you want my red fish?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:19:30 EDT (#)
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crystle- "merde!" was the first thing we learned in french at school, we used to try to slip it into those little role plays you have to do.
Je suis perdu! Merde! Oh est le pub?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:18:30 EDT (#)
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ne mangeant pas cela
Im not eating that.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:17:35 EDT (#)
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here then: Je suis ici pour le plaisir
"i'm here for pleasure"
send a bottle or two of wine to me.....
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:15:30 EDT (#)
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hahahaha either woody knows colloquialims that I dont (entirely possible) or this is a bunch of words thrown randomly together
Excuse me, you want to murder my little red fish.
that's about as much sense as I can make of it. Of course he could have meant poison instead of fish....
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:08:35 (#)
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"Excuzes moi, tu merde petit voulez vous ma poisson rouge?"
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:12:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:11:25 (#)
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je n'ai rein a declarer
I have nothing to declare. (helpful in customs)
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Customs between UK and France are brilliant now- you can take what you like as long as it is for "personal use" I plan to fill up the whole van with stupid cheap red wine.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:12:53 EDT (#)
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excuse me you little shit have you seen my goldfish?
Or something like that, my french is pretty limited unless you meet a diablo II fanatic.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:11:25 EDT (#)
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je n'ai rein a declarer
I have nothing to declare. (helpful in customs)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:11:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:08:35 (#)
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"Excuzes moi, tu merde petit voulez vous ma poisson rouge?"
Excuse me, could you direct me to the wine shop?
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something to do with shit and goldfish? what does it say?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:10:47 EDT (#)
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Je ne suis pas Americain, j'aime les francais! N'ecrase me!
I'm not american, I love the french, don't kill me!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:10:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:06:41 (#)
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That's a relief.
What is a pay and display ticket?
I was watching an interesting English show yesterday....something like "Football Players' Wives". Have you seen it? If so, what did the handsome, angry, tatooed man do? Did he kill a child?
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Footballers Wives? supposed to be excellent trashy TV. too busy reviewing posts on uber to watch it.
Pay and display: like in a car park where you have to buy a ticket from a machine and stick it in your winscreen.
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CRYSTLE! awesome translations! Thanks!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:08:35 EDT (#)
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"Excuzes moi, tu merde petit voulez vous ma poisson rouge?"
Excuse me, could you direct me to the wine shop?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:07:30 EDT (#)
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Ou est-ce que je trouve un voiture bien?
where do I find a good car?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:06:41 EDT (#)
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That's a relief.
What is a pay and display ticket?
I was watching an interesting English show yesterday....something like "Football Players' Wives". Have you seen it? If so, what did the handsome, angry, tatooed man do? Did he kill a child?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:06:20 EDT (#)
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Je n'ai pas un idea de l'histoire de cette voiture"
I have no idea about the history of this car.
by the way.. my french is more literal translation than acutal colloquialism, but it worked for the chemical plants!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:04:21 EDT (#)
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"tres vielle" = very old. Pronounced Vee-ay
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:03:10 EDT (#)
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it's to keep away admirers Holly. when Mat drove it home yesterday someone drove along beside him really slowly to take a picture on their phone, and then today when I sent him to buy a pay and display ticket today he was ages because a man accosted him to "talk about the van".
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-07-30 14:59:05 EDT (#)
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C1nd, it concerns me that they've begun a chalk outline of your new car.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 14:58:29 EDT (#)
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Thanks Natsukau! I'm going to print out your translations to wave at the French in emergencies.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-07-30 14:55:54 EDT (#)
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Oh another you might want to know.
C'est tres cher. Je n'ai pas d'argent.
Thats too expensive. I don't have the money.
My French is not so good. I haven't spoken it since college.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 14:55:12 EDT (#)
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I've LOOKED AT THE PICTURE: if anything hits us it will bounce harmlessly off that big wheel stuck on the front.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-07-30 14:53:35 EDT (#)
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Mousier it is broken!
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L'auto ne traville pas.
Where is the wine shop?
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Est-ou le discotheque?
(This means where is the club/bar. They serve wine there.)
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-07-30 14:50:20 EDT (#)
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The first line of defense: Your legs.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-07-30 14:49:47 EDT (#)
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That's won't happen, c1nd. The people of Uber will pray for you and God will put an invisible (or maybe orange) forcefield around you and your husband.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 14:40:12 EDT (#)
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holly if i'm not back by 14th august assume I have died in a car crash in france exactly like princess diana.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-07-30 14:33:12 EDT (#)
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I once read an article about how getting into an accident in a VW bus is about as safe as being hit by a car while sitting in a lawn chair. Thank goodness for the front airbag and inmate orange coloring you've got there.
Be safe and have fun, c1nd!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-07-30 14:16:25 EDT (#)
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"menage a trois" means "wheelbarrow"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-30 14:10:11 EDT (#)
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Vous le vous cou she avec moi se sou?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-30 13:56:34 EDT (#)
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Where the fuck is Caul when you need him?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-30 13:39:42 EDT (#)
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ferme la bouche, beyatch.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-07-30 13:29:33 EDT (#)
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I ate pickles for breakfast.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 13:02:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-30 12:58:48 (#)
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That thing looks like it's in spectacular shape.
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It's not doing too bad on the rust front. I've had it up on a ramp and looked underneath and everything- not bad for a van that's older than me. The inside isn't bad either. I would have taken some pictures of the inside too, but I got besieged by chavs asking me to go to the shop to buy fags for them and gave up.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-30 13:01:42 EDT (#)
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NICE hippymobile
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 12:59:27 EDT (#)
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The Americans really hate the French, huh.
You can get to France by ferry from the city where I live- you'd think we would hate them but we reserve our random racism for the Germans.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-30 12:58:48 EDT (#)
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That thing looks like it's in spectacular shape.
Submitted by scarysmile (user info) at 2005-07-30 12:55:21 EDT (#)
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Don't say anything. The minute they see your german vehicle approaching they'll throw up the white flag and probably just give you the deed to france.
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2005-07-30 12:55:08 EDT (#)
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ooh sexy..
no i don't speak french, but i do know German! you could intimidate them or something!!
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-07-30 12:55:00 EDT (#)
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I took some high school French...
...so no, I don't know any French. Good luck, though!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-07-30 12:53:39 EDT (#)
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Sadly no, but I can say 'put the money down and back away slowly' in spanish. And 'do you want to fuck?' in welsh.
Who said GCSEs were pointless once you hit 18.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-30 12:51:47 EDT (#)
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That's a nice fuckin bus.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-30 12:47:11 EDT (#)
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"monsieur"
stupid google spell check.