You are all cunts (1473 hits)
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Submitted by _Q_ (View user info) at 2005-07-30 20:31:39 EDT
Yes. that's right. Delicious cunts. Mmmm, I love the taste of pussy.
Who wants to come camping in Alberta?
Any uber users who live in Alberta, Canada and want to go camping somewhewre in the rockies before the summer is throeguh... reply here!
Yes, I'm, drunk. So what? That sdoesn't cahnge the fact that I want to go camping with all you fags.
We'll drink and have a fire and cook some delicious steaks or salmon or something and eat it while we're stoned onm BC bud.
Fuck yeah.
Anyway, you;re all bitches.
Fuck you.
Seriosuly.. if you live in AB, suggest a campsite that we could hit up and I'll put it together for some weekend soon.
Just testing the waters so to speak.
Fuck yea.
Dink.
Penis.
Pen15.
Hahahaha
Lick my balls.
EWwwwww. Who licks balls?
Whores that's who!
I like pockets. Plaid. AND Wrinkles, ho!
Werd
Fuck you.
Here;s a picture of what youre missing out on if you miss this opportunity. Calgary, waht?
I promise.. I am not this obnoxious when I am drunk usuallyy... I am in the mood for fun and I am waiting for my steaks to cook. I am usually pretty chill. I might discuss politcs but I might also discuss tits. That's the way it goes, right? Fuck yeha, that;s right.
Anyways... here is a picture of what you;'re missingotu on if you don't come camping in Alberta.
CANADA!!!!!
Oh yeah, you probably shouldn't come fi you don't like bears cause we wrestle them for fun up here. bUT If you're from North Carolina you fight sharks with karate so I respect those skills.
Fuck yes.
Come to my land. I'll touch your boobies.
Yes.
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-08-16 13:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can we still go sometime? I haven't seen you in ages....not since hanging out at Boblobla's house, me thinks...
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-07-31 17:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll come camping. You can teach me how to be a moosefucker.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-31 15:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Calgary, Alberta BITCHES
GO FLAMES
OILERS SUCK
w00t w00t
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-07-31 15:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am in mother fucker
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-07-31 13:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Edmonton Alberta here.
Not entirely sure if I'de be able to make it, but I'll look into it absolutley.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd go to the Mouth of Hell just to get pictures like that.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When I saw this on the MRR I could have sworn it was written by Apollo.
"Shutup you cunts. Look at my huge head. I can fit you inside it. Why don't you jump in and then I will visit a soccer match and then a cricket match later. Look at me, I'm Apollo."
HAHAHAHAHA.
I crack myself up.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i love you too, sunshine
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-31 04:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm from Edmonton and could make it. How many Alberta Uberers are there, I can think of 4...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-31 00:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gorgesos picture
yes i can be a cunt
watch me...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-07-30 22:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'I'll touch your boobies
Yes.'
Your so drunk my liver is starting to ache.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-07-30 21:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeahhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-30 21:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and I want a NEW FUCKING TITLE FOR THIS ROUND.
This title is worse than the Deerfoot on the Friday afternoon of a long weekend. IT'S FUCKING HORSESHIT!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-30 21:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meet me in Red Deer and we'll go from there. If you consider sleeping in my car outside Jarome Iginla's house camping, we'll have a gay old time.
Bring a pound of butter and your swimming trunks. Nothing else.
I'll be the one holding a branding iron wearing a pink cowboy hat and spandex shorts.
That's ONLY if you can rig UberMadness so I win. That's the only request I have.
*winks*
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-30 21:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You silly Canadians
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-07-30 21:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How's your liver doing these days?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-30 20:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be there late sept.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72042
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-30 20:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hasn't anybody suggested that you NOT inhale 17 grams of ephedra at once?