CONTEST: Guess the identity of this Uberette and win... Well nothing, but guess anyway. (2146 hits)
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Submitted by jimthefiend <jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-31 08:01:27 EDT
She reminds me of how fucking HOT Linda Hamilton was in Terminator 2.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-04 22:38:24 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/72117#1492890
132 lbs?
I call bullshit on that one. And I think I'm one of the more qualified to do so.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-03 13:27:40 EDT (#)
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forensicgirl?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-03 13:08:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:44:30 (#)
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My grandma can kick your ass.
If it makes you feel any better, the oldest woman I ever boinked turns 38 this year.
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I got you beat, I banged a 43 year old last year.
Her son was older than me.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:25:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:21:51 (#)
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DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
I officially hate this aging crap! It just seems like yesterday I was smug in the knowledge that I'll never be old enough to scare men.
Apparently it has now happened.
shit.
I've got recipes for Metamucil cocktails.
I'm gonna start flashing Granny boobs on Uber.
For Halloween, I'll take my dentures out and Camwhore it.
I'll write a 20 page length post about constipation and the wonders of prune juice.
Just shoot me now please.
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NOOOOO
Demi, come back to bed honey!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:15:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:04:41 (#)
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For a 23 year old? i make a buttload and I have money on my own before that...
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Alrighty then, it should be no problem to send me mine since you have sooo much!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:13:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:09:25 (#)
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shlongy is like the male mystia of uber... does anyone else see the similarities?
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Ummm, be careful... A lot of people have said the same about you!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:12:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:28:41 (#)
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I'll wait until some n00bs try this out.
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You rang?
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-02 08:45:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:01:52 (#)
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Is it my mom yet???
Did I win???
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"Is it my mom YET?!" What, you're awaiting her to show up? Get outta here.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 08:19:27 EDT (#)
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ITS FORENSICGIRL
so no
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:01:52 EDT (#)
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Is it my mom yet???
Did I win???
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:44:30 EDT (#)
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My grandma can kick your ass.
If it makes you feel any better, the oldest woman I ever boinked turns 38 this year.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:21:51 EDT (#)
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DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
I officially hate this aging crap! It just seems like yesterday I was smug in the knowledge that I'll never be old enough to scare men.
Apparently it has now happened.
shit.
I've got recipes for Metamucil cocktails.
I'm gonna start flashing Granny boobs on Uber.
For Halloween, I'll take my dentures out and Camwhore it.
I'll write a 20 page length post about constipation and the wonders of prune juice.
Just shoot me now please.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:11:58 EDT (#)
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sorry
cant help it.
although...being with someone double my age kinda creeps me out.
take her
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 20:01:16 EDT (#)
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Why dont you stop begging Bob.
I fed-exed her an engagement ring yesterday.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-01 19:51:28 EDT (#)
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it takes 5 seconds
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 19:50:35 EDT (#)
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Bob, (and Danger if you peep in)
I need to sit down and set up an AIM account. I do have yahoo and my yahoo id is forensicgirl3.
Until I do, anyone can e-mail me; forensicgirl3.at.yahoo.com
See, I keep it consistent!
Danger, hold your damn horses. Your e-mail is coming you whiney bitch.
The only problem is, I can't download chat programs at the Uni or at work. Therefore, the only time I'm on is late at night. This works out well for the Aussies because it's their afternoon.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-01 19:36:47 EDT (#)
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come on forensic, answer me sauce!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:38:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-31 21:41:27 (#)
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I guess Jim and C1ndy are Uber's Most Heated King and Queen. Both of them get to MH without even trying.
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prehaps I will be mayoress of the trailer park one day.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:47:39 EDT (#)
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who gives a flying monkey's testicle?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:13:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:33:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:39:54 (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:30:17 (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-31 12:02:20 (#)
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hey forensic, you have aim or msn?
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ahem. *taps foot*
whats that supposed to mean?
eh?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-08-01 03:52:52 EDT (#)
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I'd have to say "joedaddy"
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-08-01 03:38:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:17:42 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:15:32 (#)
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I'm out for now. "
You said that 30 minutes ago and we're still waiting for you to leave.
Scamper off now little rabbit.
This site is for GROWN UPS.
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehohohohohohohohohohohohohhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh man, that is so clearly the case (wipes tears of laughter from eyes)
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:50:51 EDT (#)
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uglybitch101?
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-07-31 22:06:07 EDT (#)
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I get to be comment 101!
So who is this anyway?? Not that anybody cares. The heat was more fun than the contest. Or was this secretly your plot to get most heated, knowing Shlongy would start some uber shit with you, seeing as the two of you are obviously arch-nemises?!?!?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-31 22:02:16 EDT (#)
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I'm not picking a fight, I want to know....why then are you -2ing his post Zak if you're happy he's here?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-31 21:52:03 EDT (#)
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it looks like you're a keeper jim. I thought you were a flash-in-the-pan alter, but no - I was wrong! we'll be enjoying your company for a long time to come, it seems. don't ever change.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-31 21:41:27 EDT (#)
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I guess Jim and C1ndy are Uber's Most Heated King and Queen. Both of them get to MH without even trying.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 21:30:37 EDT (#)
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LMAO.
What was it you said to me about a month ago...
Oh yeah it was something to the effect of: "You won't last, dipshit." That was it.
bwahahahahfuckyoucuntfaceahahahahaha
I OWN you boy, accept it. Now like I said earlier, scamper off little rabbit.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 21:15:34 EDT (#)
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I can't believe this is in the most heated.
Thanks Schlongless you idiot.
I have three posts in the top ten at once...
YAY FOR ME!!!
dipshit.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-31 21:00:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 20:39:39 (#)
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Bauahahahahahahahaaaaa...
Wait. This is NEVER ever funny. Ever.
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i just got home and saw this.... and you say *I* never leave the computer/house? Are you ever not on uber? Shit man. At least when I log in it's part of me going through my work email... you seem to just camp on uber constantly
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-07-31 20:18:14 EDT (#)
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Nice job PWNING shlorty, Jimthefiend... you probably chalked his angina up a few notches. A couple more of his hilariously impotent insults and I'll be choking on my tongue laughing.
A shame the only thing shlorty chokes on is his "wife's" big-ass cock.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-31 20:12:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-07-31 19:51:04 (#)
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The comments on this post..........holy shit! I wanted to say something funny here but fuck it. my invitation to shoot some guns is still on the table. I don't really shoot guns, but we could do something else. You got cockfighting in Indiana? Or is that just an Ohio thing?
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WOOOOOOOO! GO BROWNS!!!!
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-07-31 20:12:12 EDT (#)
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Hehe...i spell like i have sex.
through = throw
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-07-31 20:04:11 EDT (#)
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OH THE HEAT!!!!!
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-07-31 20:03:51 EDT (#)
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Holy Fucking Shit!!!
I think Shlongy is taking all this rather personally. I only got half way through the posts and had to quit, the shit was DEEEEP!
Anyway, you said you wanted noobs to guess, and i think i qual as a noob, since i haven't been her long. (Why you want noobs to guess is beyond me. How the hell would i know who this chic is?!?)
Fuck it...too much love here. I just wanted to through in a +2 for jimthefeind for having the nuts to start a shit-fight with the one person who it would seem like would have the most ammunition, but just keeps firing blanks.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-07-31 19:51:04 EDT (#)
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The comments on this post..........holy shit! I wanted to say something funny here but fuck it. my invitation to shoot some guns is still on the table. I don't really shoot guns, but we could do something else. You got cockfighting in Indiana? Or is that just an Ohio thing?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-31 17:59:52 EDT (#)
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I go play golf all weekend just to come back to the same ole same...
New soap opera, same time same channel
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 17:54:44 EDT (#)
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It IS kinda amusing.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-31 17:52:57 EDT (#)
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I love Uberdrama
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:41:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:38:31 (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:30:13 (#)
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way to be a piece of shit, shlongy.
she's beautiful, she's smart, she is funny...
I don't see where she deserves to be called a slut.
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I'm a slut.
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You got that right! You Aussie slut you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:39:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:30:17 (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-31 12:02:20 (#)
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hey forensic, you have aim or msn?
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ahem. *taps foot*
And jimmy? It's easy. Williamson.
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Danger, I'm workin' on it. You wouldn't want the first e-mail be be like "uh Hi." It should be witty.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:38:59 EDT (#)
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He is you know.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:38:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:30:13 (#)
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way to be a piece of shit, shlongy.
she's beautiful, she's smart, she is funny...
I don't see where she deserves to be called a slut.
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I'm a slut.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:30:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-31 12:02:20 (#)
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hey forensic, you have aim or msn?
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ahem. *taps foot*
And jimmy? It's easy. Williamson.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:30:13 EDT (#)
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way to be a piece of shit, shlongy.
she's beautiful, she's smart, she is funny...
I don't see where she deserves to be called a slut.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:02:40 EDT (#)
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Who are you talking to Zak?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-31 16:00:51 EDT (#)
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don't dish it out if you can't take it.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-31 15:54:54 EDT (#)
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I want to fight Shlongy.
Someone set it up and all that shit, I'll be there.
Love,
Swamp
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-31 15:39:09 EDT (#)
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Well now That was interesting. +1 because ....well...who the fuck cares, but the reviews?!
Holy Shit, Man. Talk about some button pushing...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 15:18:28 EDT (#)
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LOOK AT HER SHE COULD KICK MY ASS
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-07-31 15:01:30 EDT (#)
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MickGinny (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:36:32 (#)
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shlongy you have lost your edge...you are like some pitiful strung out dope whore too far gone to realize how pathetic she has become.
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+2 for that comment alone.
So who is it? Is it really forensicgirl3 or was that just a guess? Did I miss something?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-31 14:22:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:34:30 (#)
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I'm sorry to disapoint you but I already have plans that weekend. They involve a blonde.
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The poor golden retriever.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-07-31 13:18:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:53:54 (#)
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I'll take you both on, you aging hippies. I have ten bucks in my wallet right now, and once, I kissed a girl.
I rock, I rule, etc. etc.
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Dude, you can't say that. It's mine.
Submitted by scarysmile (user info) at 2005-07-31 12:32:43 EDT (#)
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EL SAVIOR
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 12:26:24 EDT (#)
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So who are you again?
Submitted by scarysmile (user info) at 2005-07-31 12:12:07 EDT (#)
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Don't worry pathetic shlongy, you can fuck off for now. I'd be happy to take over.
To the bitch with in the photo, I'm guessing by the look of your arms that your previous boyfriend died from AIDS? I understand the weights thing, you don't want to look like a sick, frail AIDS carrier. Power to you, bitch.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-31 12:10:41 EDT (#)
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Y'all better shut your computers down.
Forensicgirl is about ready to lose her infamous temper. They are still having to rebuild parts of Kansas City from the last time I lost it.
If I lose my temper, the force may be enough to travel and blow out your motherboards.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-31 12:04:32 EDT (#)
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Seriously, "slut" pisses me off. I haven't slept with a man since my boyfriend died....LAST YEAR. I was with him for about a year and a half and was completely 100% faithful to him. Before him I was fuckin MARRIED and 100% faithful to that dickhead.
I am MANY things, slut however is not one of them.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-31 12:02:20 EDT (#)
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hey forensic, you have aim or msn?
damnit rad, i wanted to win teh contest sauce!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:56:43 EDT (#)
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Kick the shit out of him.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:41:52 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ!
Shlongy, I can get along with everyone, even you. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't call me a slut. My hair is not outdated. Pre 1977 hairstyles flipped up. Mary Tyler Moore's flipped up.
If you want to talk to me reasonably, you can e-mail me.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:36:32 EDT (#)
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shlongy you have lost your edge...you are like some pitiful strung out dope whore too far gone to realize how pathetic she has become.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:15:32 (#)
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I'm out for now. "
You said that 30 minutes ago and we're still waiting for you to leave.
Scamper off now little rabbit.
This site is for GROWN UPS.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh God...my feelings are so hurt!!!
Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I see similarities between Urbane and Ashlee. Now THAT'S a dig.
Post a few more pictures of yourself flipping the bird, Genius.
Jimsey - I fought in 0 wars. Then you shouldn't have a problem "proving me wrong" then, now should you?
You hurled the first threats, ya fucking liar. Go back and have someone re-read you some of your reviews.
I'm out for now. Have fun sitting at your computer all day.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:09:26 EDT (#)
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from yahoo just now:
jimthefiend: schlongy has lost the plot i think
jimthefiend: and his mind
someuberite: well, ya finally broke the poor old coot
jimthefiend: i think so
jimthefiend: :(
someuberite: you ought to be ashamed
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:09:25 EDT (#)
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shlongy is like the male mystia of uber... does anyone else see the similarities?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:08:51 EDT (#)
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Then again, I haven't met Urbane, who seems to have cornered the market on most mental retardation symptoms. Lose some weight, you fucking fat attention whore. If I send you $100, would you buy some Nutri-System food?
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honey. you've seen pictures taken over the last year while i've been losing weight. as of yesterday morning? i weigh 132lbs. i have some extra on me still... hardly any anymore... but you know what? at least i'm not some pitiful old man who takes cheap shots at people on a website and picks fights with people 15 years his junior because he has nothing better in his life.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:05:03 EDT (#)
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Dude I am TWICE your size, and I fought in three "wars". I hardly think I'd really worry too much about losing a fight with you.
So calling me a coward is pretty damn silly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:04:25 EDT (#)
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No, I AM the brightest bulb. That's why I'm superior to you in every way.
You're a hypocrite who seemingly forgets what he types 5 minutes later.
You hurled the first ten "physiscal internet threats", you lying cocksucker. Try denying that.
Go back and look it up..I don't have the time. You do. You live here.
Coward AND A liar. Great!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 11:02:16 EDT (#)
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Dude you are the only one that is hurling school boy threats, bragging and generally being a twat.
You aren't the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree are you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:58:00 EDT (#)
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That's because you're delusional and a hypocrite.
Fuck off, coward.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:57:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:53:54 (#)
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I'll take you both on, you aging hippies. I have ten bucks in my wallet right now, and once, I kissed a girl.
I rock, I rule, etc. etc.
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:53:28 (#)
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Wow, I wake up and BAM!
BEATDOWN #2
I love America
<7-2 on the new guy>
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eheheh for the both of you
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:54:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:45:43 (#)
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I'll stop back later to read some more of your inane threats and "prove it, Shlongless" remarks. "
Does anyone but ME find that to be the most ludicrous statement EVER.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll take you both on, you aging hippies. I have ten bucks in my wallet right now, and once, I kissed a girl.
I rock, I rule, etc. etc.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I wake up and BAM!
BEATDOWN #2
I love America
<7-2 on the new guy>
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:50:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:46:42 (#)
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5 is where it's at. "
Gimme time.
I've only been here a month dude.
:)
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:48:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:41:01 (#)
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I back up my talk, all you do IS talk"
Are you INSANE?
I back up EVERY WORD THAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH, you don't even have a fucking camera to go take a pic of your god damned TV.
You constantly accuse me of being full of shit. It amazes me when you do that. I post my WHOLE damn life on here in hi-res fucking jpg's and STILL you run your cocksocket.
Up until recently I actually thought you might just be taking the piss. Now I have come to the conclusion that you are in fact, a moron.
Un-fucking-real.
The hem of your GREEN slip is showing btw.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:46:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:39:10 (#)
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It would be pretty cool to have THREE posts in the top ten most heated at once dontcha think?
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5 is where it's at.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:45:43 EDT (#)
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Jimsey- does it make me a coward like you if I don't just hop on a plane and fly up to Indiana specifically to visit you?
Is that something a "normal person" would do?
Think carefully before you answer...your reputation and integrity - if you have any - hinges on your answer, you coward.
In the meantime, I'm giving you a chance to get me away from my "home turf" in Hilton Head...In AC, no one will know you and you can be a badass without worry about the local authorities. And , you can physically take some of my cash away with you to pay for your trip.
So, you gonna change your plans? (Although we all know you don't have any plans).
Keep talking, Sporto.
I'm going to the beach. I'll stop back later to read some more of your inane threats and "prove it, Shlongless" remarks.
Coward.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:44:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:41:01 (#)
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"Involves a blonde". Buahahahahahahahahahahahah.... "
Utterly. Fucking. Clueless.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BULLSHIT!!! Change your plans.
Fucking coward...you're all talk, asshole.
"Involves a blonde". Buahahahahahahahahahahahah....
I back up my talk, all you do IS talk.
If I EVER have a reason to be in Indiana, and thus far, in 45 years I haven't, you wanna go have a drink?
I'll buy.
Because I'm loaded.
Then, when you get drunk, you can take a swing at me...OK pansyass? Or, maybe you can shoot me.
PS. email me or post that relator's number...I told you that all I want to do is "make them an offer" on the land you're pretending you're gonna buy. Seriously, if I'm all talk, whattya got to lose, asshole?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:39:10 EDT (#)
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Keep running your mouth idiot.
It would be pretty cool to have THREE posts in the top ten most heated at once dontcha think?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:36:32 EDT (#)
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However. Any time you wanna spend some of that pretend money and hop a jet to Indianpolis...
I'll be around.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:34:30 EDT (#)
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Schlongless, Dear Schlongless.
No one really cares; when is that simple fact gonna register with you?
You're a loud mouthed braggart with delusions of granduer.
Practically EVERYONE see's it but you. That's kinda sad.
I'm sorry to disapoint you but I already have plans that weekend. They involve a blonde.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:30:52 EDT (#)
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I've already met quite a few Uberites, dipshit. All very nice people and I didn't notice any "mental deficiencies".
Then again, I haven't met Urbane, who seems to have cornered the market on most mental retardation symptoms. Lose some weight, you fucking fat attention whore. If I send you $100, would you buy some Nutri-System food?
Now back to Pigpen.
I don't have to "name any names" for you, asshole.
Just pay attention and you'll figure it out. If anyone wants you to know, they'll post info soon enough , I'm sure.
You keep saying "name this"..." prove that"...
You really think I need affirmation from you on anything that I do? Are you that important?
I must have missed the memo on when the amateur web site porno-king wanna-be dirtbag was named "King" of Uber.
You've receieved your invite, coward. Come on up to AC - you have nothing but time and money, right? You're your own boss - and take a run at me.
I told you - I'll give you all the info you need...you up for it tough guy, or are you just gonna continue to bark "prove it" and "Shlongless doesn't have money".
In fact, since I'll probably have somewhere between 7-10k in my pocket for the day and a half I'll be in AC...come take it from me. You're a badass, I'm just an old guy. Come and get yourself some.
Fucking loser.
The ball's in your court, Pedo. Come prove everything I've said as "lies". It's up to you. The future of UberSite depends on it and on you to come "shut me up".
If you succeed, Urbane will suck your cock? Right Urbane?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:24:55 EDT (#)
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The word "Schlongless" is fucking lame. That said, the name "Shlongy" is pretty lame.
Bragging about how much money you have is also pretty fucking lame.
Jimthefiend is half a point up in my books.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:18:21 EDT (#)
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I really have to kinda question the mental health of anyone who would voluntarily meet Schlongless.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-31 10:04:41 EDT (#)
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shlongy... have you started to realize that everyone thinks you're full of shit?
when you have to go around on a website and brag about how much you make or what you own... it's truly a sign of being a lonely, lonely man. And also that you are such a revolting person that you have to buy your friends. for a 23 year old? i make a buttload and I have money on my own before that, you know what though? IT MEANS NOTHING IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF IT ALL. Yes, it's nice to be able to buy the things you want... but it only makes you happy when you're a materialistic, insecure, revolting human being.
i love how you brag about your wife's "store bought titties" too... i have only seen one decent pair of fake tits in my life.... and i've seen a hell of a lot of fake tits.
anyone want to go to AC to heckle Shlongy? I feel like doing a strip club troll and making another pact with paula to prevent each other from getting drunk and marrying some random tool again.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:56:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:49:24 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:42:31 (#)
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I'll be hooking up with some Uberites in Atlantic City on August 28, 29. "
Name them.
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I may have to show to this just to watch. I'm only an hour away so.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:54:58 EDT (#)
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OMG SHLONGY HAS TO NAMEDROP
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:54:31 EDT (#)
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acytually I think he means Tim and some others
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:49:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:42:31 (#)
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I'll be hooking up with some Uberites in Atlantic City on August 28, 29. "
Name them.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:48:29 EDT (#)
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Can't we all just love one another?
Even Oedipus had a mother!
It's "more butch than bitch barbie"
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:46:21 EDT (#)
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Why is it that everytime I read one of your posts Schlongless, I have the urge to go purchase a pait of fishing waders?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:44:29 EDT (#)
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Idiot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:42:31 EDT (#)
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jimsey....do your due diligence.
The information is out there.
Like I said, I could fit your entire house and garage INSIDE of my house. And still leave room for a poker game and breakfast.
I can buy and sell you 10 times over, and still have enough left to pick up the lunch tab.
But YOU, Mr. ineternet stud...you go on believeing what you want.
But hey, if you want to take a shot at me in person, I'll be hooking up with some Uberites in Atlantic City on August 28, 29.
See, I get all my gambling trips comped - that's the life of a "high roller", pal - and will be up for a 2-day junket at Trump Plaza, which I hate, but it's free so wtf.
I'm sure we'll post details as we get closer.
It'll be your chance to come kick my ass, tough guy. And Atlantic City is fun.
Come on...I'll give you my flight info - although it's a charter - my room number...hell, we'll tell you where we're gonna meet.
You can't refuse this offer, can you?
Come get some, dipshit.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:33:34 EDT (#)
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He has no MONEY either, but does that stop him from pretending that he does?
Of course not.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:33:10 EDT (#)
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forensicbeave13 has been going with that pre-1977 hairstyle, the "extended bouffant-bob", first made famous by Mary Tyler Moore and before her, by Patty Duke, and made fun of on a "Seinfeld" episode starring Wendy Malick, of "Just Shoot Me" and "Dream On" fame.
This looks like that haircut.
A = B.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:31:53 EDT (#)
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Whereas shlongy is going for the edgy, superior, bully remarks; I lean toward the funny, the witty, and the unpredictable.
Shlongy, face it. You are washed up. You are old.
You have no Mojo.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:27:40 EDT (#)
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and Schlongless is nothing if not predictable.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:27:22 EDT (#)
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Tiger Lilly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:15:31 EDT (#)
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Forensicslut13.
And she couldn't kick my ass...nor could you...unless you bring your gun, "Badass". (But feel free to give it a try.)
You have that tattooed on your knuckles, don't you Pigpen?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-31 09:06:28 EDT (#)
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Jim, you are nothing if not consistant.
I would guess forensicgirl3 also, the hair seems to seal it.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:50:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:28:12 (#)
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OMG I WIN TEH NOTHING "
This just cracks me the fuck up.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:39:29 EDT (#)
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I think it is forensicgirl too.
We all know what the number one google search for bee porn is.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:37:28 EDT (#)
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OMG BEEKEEPER PORN HERE I CUM
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:33:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:30:36 (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:29:06 (#)
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OMG EMAIL ME
Seriously, wanna ask you something.
or yahoo: the_reverend_jimthefiend
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Rad to star in his own red-light camwhore beekeeper porn?
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One can always hope!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:32:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:29:54 (#)
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You didnt get banned SD?
Kewl.
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Not yet, but I think it's on the horizon.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:30:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:29:06 (#)
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OMG EMAIL ME
Seriously, wanna ask you something.
or yahoo: the_reverend_jimthefiend
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Rad to star in his own red-light camwhore beekeeper porn?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:29:54 EDT (#)
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You didnt get banned SD?
Kewl.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:29:09 EDT (#)
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HAN SOLO?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:29:06 EDT (#)
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OMG EMAIL ME
Seriously, wanna ask you something.
or yahoo: the_reverend_jimthefiend
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:28:51 EDT (#)
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I'd like to make porn, but I don't have boobs and my vagina looks a lot like a penis.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:28:41 EDT (#)
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I'll wait until some n00bs try this out.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:28:12 EDT (#)
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OMG I WIN TEH NOTHING
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:27:22 EDT (#)
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I actually COULD be making the whole thing up too.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:24:42 EDT (#)
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OMG IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?
heh
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:17:12 EDT (#)
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OMG I WON
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:15:35 EDT (#)
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It's not Micheal Jackson either.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:12:57 EDT (#)
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forensicgirl3
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:08:58 EDT (#)
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Nah, but I bet a dollar she'd kick Schlongless ass.
Submitted by scarysmile (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:05:34 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:04:28 EDT (#)
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Shlongy
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-31 08:04:21 EDT (#)
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I know, I know ...
Bart!!
What do I win?