My breasts are in dire need of your attention (a.k.a. My first camwhore). (5679 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.31 on 133 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <fallenangel> (View user info) at 2005-08-01 00:49:52 EDT
I have a dilemma.
And who better to help me out than a bunch of anonymous people on the net?
My problem ... I don't like my boobs.
The right one is MUCH bigger than the left one and it drives me crazy.
My boyfriend says I'm crazy and that my boobs are fine, but I would much prefer it if they were the same size.
Here's where you come in. Should I:
a) Suck it up and be happy I have boobs at all
b) Reduce the right one to match the left one
c) Make the left one bigger to match the right one
To help you with your decision, here are some pictures of my boobies.
User Reviews
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-21 19:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should grow a third one, like that one girl in Total Recall.
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-10-21 18:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you killed yourself, your breasts wouldnt really matter anymore, now would they?
Problem solved
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-21 18:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They look fine to me, but if you want me to give them a closer examination, just let me know....
Submitted by monkey129 (user info) at 2005-08-08 16:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like them.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-08-04 15:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cut 'em both off and grow a dick. It will double your IQ.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They would look better if you were a corpse.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-08-04 00:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least they're not inverted.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-08-03 19:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Show us your tits",
"Would be better without the shirt",
"needs more cowbell"
and
"Shlongy would like you to rub those all over his face".
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-08-03 17:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not being bitter....
However, I just don't understand the insecurity of breast size with these new users.
Why oh why do you need to post pictures of your sex pillows?
(Shakes head and mumbles while walking away)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-03 12:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:35:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wearing a strapless bra only makes the problem look worse...
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I kinda agree - it's hard to make a reasonable suggestion without proper data.
At least re-post with a swimsuit pic.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2005-08-03 07:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Make em Bigger Damnit!
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-03 02:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ahhh boobies. But still they're clothed boobies. If you can't go all the way to nekid, I can't go all the way to +2.
That reminds me though...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72348
...
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-03 02:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My bra is lopsided because the right boob fills up the cup more than the left one. Just one of the many perks of being me.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just chop 'em off and donate them to the needy.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's up with your bra?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your clavicles are more prominent than your breasts it looks like.
signs of sucking in.
caught ya
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do what you like. I'll
never get to touch them
either way. sooooooooo.
just hack 'em both off
on second thought.....
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-01 03:14:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
123 reviews, .04 rating.
There will be one comment calling all the women who -2 this jealous whores.
Two comments, saying the men who -2 this are losers - "Like you could do better, virgin."
Two comments saying the men who +2 this are desperate geeks trolling for ugly internet pussy.
And one comment from me, stating all the above, and adding "Your boobs are fine, but your brain might need a little nip & tuck in the frontal lobe area."
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caulaincourt's and Quartermain's comments rocked
wait how many people here are in DFW anyway?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're not fat, that's a start for an american. be happy 'bout that.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
eat shit, your boobs are fine and of equal size.
Submitted by crizza (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Be glad you have a good pair of breasts and thankful that they arent riddled with cancer or whatever.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:07:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 25 and I live in Texas.
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Ill be damned. Im in Dallas and turned 25 today. If I was a gentleman I wouldnt ask for a birthday blowjob but Im not a gentleman.
Submitted by chillboy (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:07:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 25 and I live in Texas.
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Always Texas......That must be one big fucking state or something. And I'm sure your tits are nice and even, you just needed to adjust your bra a little bit which you could have done without by the way.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 08:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wanna buy this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72065
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-02 03:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:59:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have the EXACT same problem with my nuts. I might post them, people LOVE looking at scrotums..
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Danger is ever upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
He always fills his ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say he's got
The biggest balls of all
-I didn't say that, the social pages did. I wouldn't know. Those pics that came in my email could've been sent by anybody.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have the EXACT same problem with my nuts. I might post them, people LOVE looking at scrotums..
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2005-08-02 01:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you didn't tell me, I wouldn't (and didn't until I read on) have even noticed the size difference.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-08-02 01:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't know. I'd be able to judge better if I could actually see them. There's not even any cleavage in these shots, what a cop-out.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My predictions is falling into place nicely.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I bet you changed your shirt JUST for this once-in-a-lifetime camwhore opportunity.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 25 and I live in Texas.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look at it this way, you can enter a wet t-shirt contest and win second and third prize.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the titties, i didnt read this.
Submitted by chillboy (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How old are you and where do you live? curious + alcohol= alot of curiousity
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Add a little padding to the left one.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Post nudes, thats the only way I'd be able to judge.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-01 20:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:17:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
It looks like the stuffing is coming out of one side.
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That's why I love firefly!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-01 20:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
reduce the larger one. anything more than a handful is a waste.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-01 19:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:11:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Since when were people more interested in seeing a girl's face than her boobs? I must have missed that preference change.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/70775
Since now.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-01 19:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have boobs.
They are quite big.
There is no problem.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-01 19:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Original putdown? Fine.
When I was a kid, the local vicar would beat my scrotum with a wooden spoon until the size of it would incumber my legs from walking normally. By the age of eight, I developped a hard lump the size of your tit. SO WHAT??? IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE BIG TO HURT. I told the vicar about it but he beat me with my swollen testicle until I said fifty hail marys. I didn't tell anyone else, and by the time I was 14 my entire legs, dick, balls and ass were a big tumour. Somehow metastatis didn't occur, and the doctors were able to amputate my lower body and keep me alive.
I WOULD HAVE PREFERED METASTATIS AND THE LOSS OF MY ARMS RATHER THAN STARING AT YOUR FUCKING GRAPES.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna need to see them bare to perform a more thorough prognosis.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
<shakes head, moves on to next post>
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It looks like the stuffing is coming out of one side.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...there's only room for a couple of sluts around here and cookielass already has one of those spots taken. So back off, sista.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good girl gone bad? More like retarded whore gone pathetically stupid. Why couldn't you just title your post "I'm a tramp amd I need random internet dorks to validate me"? Because you are. And apparently, you do.
Stab yourself in the eye slutty slut slut slutterton.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
another brilliant submission from the 20000+ club
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to see them bare to make an accurate deduction...
+2 for the retro style shirt.... oh yeah and the boobies...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They need to be hosed down...with my semen.
Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 for strapless bra. Why didnt you just not wear a bra at all?
+1 because this made me want to see them with no bra. Nice rack. ;-)
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for having the guts to show this. You'll never live it down, though.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should feel depressed that my stepdad has moobs bigger than yours.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a) Suck it all up then move on to the next bloke.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wearing a strapless bra only makes the problem look worse...
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since when were people more interested in seeing a girl's face than her boobs? I must have missed that preference change.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
show your face, damn you
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Take that.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:30:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh COME ON people. This is the best trash talk you can come up with? I thought this was a site for creative people. I thought this was a site for originality. I don't see any creative or original put-downs. I'm highly disappointed.
You're highly disappointing.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
B
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh COME ON people. This is the best trash talk you can come up with? I thought this was a site for creative people. I thought this was a site for originality. I don't see any creative or original put-downs. I'm highly disappointed.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I have a solution:
Don't post. Ever again.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After further review, you said look at your boobies, but I feel this is false advertising.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can't tell without seeing them in the flesh. seriously, if you're the type to wear a bra, why not stuff the smaller side?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:09:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are such a fucking circus freak. Who has two different sized breasts? You're the only one in the universe you fucking weirdo. Don't worry about reducing one/enlarging one. Just fucking hang yourself or slash your wrists, you disgusting sideshow. Christ almighty you're so physically ugly. I can't believe you would even show pictures of your deformed body. You are gross. No one loves you.
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Now that's what the fuck I'm talking about!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Because you're wearing clothes and expect our professional, medical opinions without showing us exactly what we're working with.
There should be a law against breast reductions.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
d) Hang yourself.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are such a fucking circus freak. Who has two different sized breasts? You're the only one in the universe you fucking weirdo. Don't worry about reducing one/enlarging one. Just fucking hang yourself or slash your wrists, you disgusting sideshow. Christ almighty you're so physically ugly. I can't believe you would even show pictures of your deformed body. You are gross. No one loves you.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Content please
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
looks like you padded one of them.
or you're bras not on right.
hmm.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I'm disappointed in myself for clicking on this post solely because of the word "breast" in the title.
That being said, go bigger. Unless you're athletic, in which case you don't want to be smacking yourself in the face all the time.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hmmm, I can't appreciate boobs behind a shirt without a face. You can either (a) show your mug or (b) lift up your shirt. http://www.ubersite.com/m/70579 - live and learn.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Guess we know what hand you jack him off with.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:31:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
you forgot to take your top off. how can we answer your question in a rigourous scientific manner with inssufficient data?
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No attention for you.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you forgot to take your top off. how can we answer your question in a rigourous scientific manner with inssufficient data?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 shirt
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the efforet... Drop shadow's are a rarity on here.
My g/f has one retarded breast too.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What about the nipples?? Are they proportionate?? Are they big and puffy, stretched out like half dollars, or small and hairy??
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And just to balance it out so I can sleep tonight
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is this??? This isn't a tit post.
I am very dissapointed young lady.
Now THIS is a tit post ---> http://www.ubersite.com/m/64786
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-01 05:47:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're right. One boob's an A, and the other is EASILY a double A.
I don't know how you haven't been beaten in the streets by angry mobs for being a damn freak yet.
YOU MONSTER!
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That made me laugh.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you do have a nice neck line...you better be a female or I didn't write this and you don't know me
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Things I want to know:
Why did you hide your face?
Do you have a firm stomach or is it pudgy?
When is the "My left ear is slighty bigger than my right" post?
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-08-01 07:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
have one reduced. i would not recommend huge tits to anybody.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 07:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's only one surgical solution: full frontal lobotomy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 07:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you, by chance, swallow the goo?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-01 07:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-08-01 02:13:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
don't let jmg's first reply get to you. he does not have a girl friend.
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Heh. Fool. Come to think of it, I do.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 06:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cover the smaller one in dried jizz until it equals the larger one.
Problem solved.
FUCK YEAH!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-01 06:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gee. I wonder which male user between 1,000 and 15,000 this could be.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-08-01 06:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stuff some toilet paper in one to compensate.
Nothing says "awkward" like having your guy take it off and a chunk of TP falling to the ground. Would make for a great Uber story.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-01 05:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like you have removed the strap of your bra on one side so one side flops down more.
Why have you done that and posted a picture on the internet?
Why would you do that WHY?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-01 05:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're right. One boob's an A, and the other is EASILY a double A.
I don't know how you haven't been beaten in the streets by angry mobs for being a damn freak yet.
YOU MONSTER!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-01 05:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CamWhore with a capital W.
Seriously though (I've got to stop saying that), you have very ergonomic breasts. See, you can roll onto your left side and have the small one under you (so it won't get in the way) and your boyfreind can cup the other whilst you spoon.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-08-01 04:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Take off your shirt.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-01 03:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-0.8 120 reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-01 03:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you are 5'5 or under make the larger one smaller, if taller than make the smaller one larger.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-01 03:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
123 reviews, .04 rating.
There will be one comment calling all the women who -2 this jealous whores.
Two comments, saying the men who -2 this are losers - "Like you could do better, virgin."
Two comments saying the men who +2 this are desperate geeks trolling for ugly internet pussy.
And one comment from me, stating all the above, and adding "Your boobs are fine, but your brain might need a little nip & tuck in the frontal lobe area."
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-08-01 02:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Think of it this way, you're making men who love big tits, and small tits, happy at the same time.
Tits are tits.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-08-01 02:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You dumb scag, if you're going to mention your tits in the title, they'd better be visible and not covered with a fucking shirt.
Submitted by The_T_Man (user info) at 2005-08-01 02:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Take off the shirt and I'll be able to properly inspect them and give you my recommendation.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-01 02:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a little more
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-01 02:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shit i need to help it
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-08-01 02:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
don't let jmg's first reply get to you. he does not have a girl friend.
oh and boobs without clothes are far eaiser to form an opinion on. so fix that.
and this post was dumb.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-01 02:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:53:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Rating: -0.21 on 26 reviews
Right on the money so far, bitch!
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whatever...time will tell
oh, yes. time will tell.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ironically that post changed the rating to -.22
and I forgot the -2 the first time around
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rating: -0.21 on 26 reviews
Right on the money so far, bitch!
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Those looks like some very nice breasts, but you're obviously a schitzo nut case attention whore. It's cool, we can be friends.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, BlindMelon, you got me. I am indeed a famous dictionary model.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Complaining about n00b-boob camwhores is so non-conformist, i'm gonna be a non-non-super-non-conformist and actually answer the question.
The difference is noticeable. You need to make the smaller one bigger.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your breasts are in dire need of getting the hell back to Wal-Mart where they belong.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
put 'em under a steamroller, honey
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if Ubersite will still be around in twenty years time.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post might end up being a time capsule, much like McBain's camwhore post. I'm just making sure I'm well-represented to the future Uber civilizations.
Greetings, future Uberites. This is the screenname that I, Bart, used to use before I switched to the more obvious "bart" screenname in 2048 AD.
Submitted by minnowtaur (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It would be easyer to tell w/out the shirt...and bra...fuckit
SHOW US YER TITS!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-0.43, 231 reviews.
Submitted by BlindMelon (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen these pictures before....
...right next to "Attention Whore" in the dictionary.
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn! Did i fall for this shit or what?!?!?!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
In case you were somehow ACTUALLY expecting a serious answer:
I can't tell the difference. But if you're hell bent on symmetry, reduce the larger one. Having one fake boob is just ridiculous, and it's not like your 'smaller one' is tiny or anything.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You can't really tell.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh, uh. this will be a positive
.22
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I predict 211 reviews and a rating of -0.21 when all is said and done.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://fapomatic.com/54/nude_study__145.jpg
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this will get 153 ratings i'd wager.
ok, let's start some bets
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1 guy with padded bra
2 girl with padded bra
3 stolen picture from hot or not
4 alter
5 crazy
6 british (alter + crazy)
7 drunk
8 whore
9 austrailian (drunk + whore)
10 college dare
11 favorite show "being bobby brown"
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-08-01 00:58:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, i say A, deffinately, but it's hard to tell if you should B or C. From the pics, you look like you might have a smaller frame, so i would suggest B, if that's the case.
Either way, if you're b/f is happy, you don't need to worry about it unless you're just plain unhappy. Nobody's perfect anyway. Take JMG114 for example.
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Yummy. Suckin' Internet dick.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-01 01:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Incidentally, C.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 00:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my you poor girl! Here's a +2 because you're going to need it.
Honey, they're fine. Don't do surgery. The breast that is bigger probably is on your dominant side and that's perfectly normal.
It isn't even noticeable.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-08-01 00:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst attempt at hitwhoring ever....I can see the millions of responses "Show us your tits", "Would be better without the shirt", "needs more cowbell" and "Shlongy would like you to rub those all over his face".
Why don't you get rid of both of them and then you'll never have to think about it.
Submitted by Clawsss (user info) at 2005-08-01 00:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, i say A, deffinately, but it's hard to tell if you should B or C. From the pics, you look like you might have a smaller frame, so i would suggest B, if that's the case.
Either way, if you're b/f is happy, you don't need to worry about it unless you're just plain unhappy. Nobody's perfect anyway. Take JMG114 for example.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-01 00:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is going to have 100 reviews, isn't it?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-01 00:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, won't even attempt to touch this landmine
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-01 00:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MOST HEATED, BABY!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-01 00:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
My problem ... I don't like my testicles.
The right one is MUCH bigger than the left one and it drives me crazy.
My girlfriend says I'm crazy and that my testicles are fine, but I would much prefer it if they were the same size.
Here's where you come in. Should I:
a) Suck it up and be happy I have testicles at all
b) Reduce the right one to match the left one
c) Make the left one bigger to match the right one
To help you with your decision, here are some pictures of my testicles.