Shlongy: The Manboy Behind the Threats (4199 hits)
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Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-08-01 08:33:28 EDT
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-08 01:16:55 EST (#)
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the 80s were a strange time.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-08 00:53:24 EST (#)
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B-b-b-benny and the Jets!
*snaps fingers and steps in unison*
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:28:43 EST (#)
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Curious you said that, I dislike the Misfits also, because of you-know-who-no-neck-asshole singer back then. God I HATE him. My mom played them when i was little, along with such twisted stuff as Tom Jones. It's a wonder i can even spellll. Oh, and the Trashgirls, {Trashwomen?} they suck worse than Tribe 8. Now L-7 i can dig. They're like garage Babes In Toyland. God im hungry. sandwich time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-07 23:18:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:31:56 (#)
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I'll bet you anything he loves The Vandals and The Misfits.
Vandals- Yeah. Misfits - nah.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:44:20 EST (#)
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hahaha!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:35:40 EST (#)
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OOOOOOPPPSSS!! Fuck me!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:14:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:49:52 (#)
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bet he listens to alanis morissette while he masterbates.
afterwards, he weeps
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Too bad you're too stupid to spell MASTURBATE, asshole.
Shlongy would kick your ass in ANYTHING, Buttfuck. . .
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-07 22:09:23 EST (#)
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DOS, that might be construed as ironic, like her song "Ironic" is not... ironic.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:49:52 EST (#)
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bet he listens to alanis morissette while he masterbates.
afterwards, he weeps.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll bet you anything he loves The Vandals and The Misfits.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-07 21:18:52 EST (#)
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Cheryl Crow called
She wants to know if you're strong enough to be her man
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-31 04:56:22 EST (#)
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wow. i think it's safe to say...
0wN3D!!one!!shift111!!!111
http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/mytwoeyesbeforeandafterowned.jpg
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-31 04:40:51 EST (#)
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time to resurrect this post or what?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-08-06 18:40:13 EDT (#)
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Does anyone here remember the stint with Toxicnarcotic and Hidden101? What the hell happened to that guy anyway?
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-08-05 23:24:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:34:55 (#)
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Wanna bet that I can get YOUR name and address too, Swampy?
Payback's a bitch.
Let's bet...keep it friendly...a couple hundred dollars.
BTW...I already have the city ...I'll have the address in a couple hours.
I won't post it. What I'll do with it will be much better.
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Yea, just like what you did when you found out my address?
Wow..look at those guns you have, you sure could kick my ass
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:04:47 EDT (#)
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Bitches! The whole lot of you. Well, some of you.
I love some of you.
No, I love you all.
Swamp love is good love.
Shlongy swallows my love.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-08-05 02:47:00 EDT (#)
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I've had worse pictures (see my passport if you can find it). Shlongy gets a pass because we are all victims of our decade(s? tangent: does anyone know if the 's' should be there, assuming there is one decade associated with each person's childhood? Thanks, -Serious Melvin). Hell I had a bowl cut in the mid-90s. And bowl cuts are at least as bad as mullets.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-04 22:42:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-04 18:08:30 EDT (#)
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So what are you waiting for rawg...Just let it rip. It's fun.
Well, except for the being stalked and outed part.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-04 17:23:00 EDT (#)
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A lot of the time, Schlongy says what I'd like to say.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:35:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-08-03 13:01:53 EDT (#)
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Clever.
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2005-08-03 09:56:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-03 08:34:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-08-03 00:46:36 (#)
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If you're going to post a picture of someone and criticize it, then don't be a coward and post your own too so that everyone can see if you are any better. Maybe you can ask your mom to buy a digital camera when the next welfare check comes.
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I hope so, but she said we have to buy tires for the station wagon and she needs a new cap on her tooth.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-03 01:21:51 EDT (#)
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Quint - you do not know what you're talking about in this case.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-03 01:21:07 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is getting all the glory. Not that he hasn't earned it, either good or bad. That ambigous comment aside...........
LINKWHORE !!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72348
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-08-03 00:46:36 EDT (#)
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If you're going to post a picture of someone and criticize it, then don't be a coward and post your own too so that everyone can see if you are any better. Maybe you can ask your mom to buy a digital camera when the next welfare check comes.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:37:52 EDT (#)
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Where is everybody getting the band pictures??
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:25:17 EDT (#)
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boring
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:24:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:05:15 (#)
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What is this picture website for the band???
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http://www.trifectaly.com/heidiblog/nsync.jpg
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:16:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:52:29 (#)
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schlongy looks like freddy kreuger
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I was beginning to think I was the only one that thought that. Now I know I'm not COMPLETELY crazy.
"Nice HEARING from ya, Carlos."
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:07:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:08:53 (#)
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This post started off awesome, but now it sounds like a grade 2 playground fight.
The reason I love this post? Becaus Shlongy wanders around Ubersite acting like a superior tough guy, and Swamp Donkey had the drive, and the willingness to stick it to the hurt-bag. It's all good, and Shlongy ends up looking stupid. Can't hack that? Don't piss people off.
period.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:05:15 EDT (#)
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What is this picture website for the band???
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:52:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:09:23 (#)
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I've lost more right sided boots from shoving them up the asses of people who call me slut and bitch.
I've just bought a new pair.
Please don't make me fuck them up.
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OK, slitch
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:51:41 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:51:47 (#)
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I want to suck your cock in a totally NON gay way
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i want to do it in a VERY gay way
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:44:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:39:05 (#)
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Submitted by TheEvilleprechaun (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:06:30 (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:39:27 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:34:55 (#)
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Wanna bet that I can get YOUR name and address too, Swampy?
Payback's a bitch.
Let's bet...keep it friendly...a couple hundred dollars.
BTW...I already have the city ...I'll have the address in a couple hours.
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Grapevine, Texas motherfucker
Just ask, I'll send you my fuckin address
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sweet, im 20 min from Grapevine, where are you going to throw hands? i wanna watch
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Let me know too. Im in Dallas and will buy a hooker for the winner.
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same here -give the where & when. any chance to see a tard get the stupid beat out of him is a golden opportunity.
Submitted by LizBeth (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:41:57 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:44:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/41078
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:39:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheEvilleprechaun (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:06:30 (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:39:27 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:34:55 (#)
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Wanna bet that I can get YOUR name and address too, Swampy?
Payback's a bitch.
Let's bet...keep it friendly...a couple hundred dollars.
BTW...I already have the city ...I'll have the address in a couple hours.
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Grapevine, Texas motherfucker
Just ask, I'll send you my fuckin address
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sweet, im 20 min from Grapevine, where are you going to throw hands? i wanna watch
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Let me know too. Im in Dallas and will buy a hooker for the winner.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:03:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/72235
Submitted by crizza (user info) at 2005-08-02 07:44:29 EDT (#)
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so much angst
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-02 07:44:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-08-02 06:22:22 (#)
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No Comment
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Daddy has spoken. We all have to go to bed now.
Submitted by dragonOT02 (user info) at 2005-08-02 07:25:50 EDT (#)
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LOUD NOISES!!!11!1!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-08-02 06:22:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:24:46 EDT (#)
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JEFF LABEN!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:11:15 EDT (#)
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In some of those earlier pictures at the beginning, Schlongy looks a LOT like Kevin Cronin, lead singer of REO Speedwagon.
Oh, and by the way, Kevin Cronin looks gay too.
Submitted by sealab2021 (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://stuff.ubersite.com/112289960847422351/1/pedophile.jpg
Submitted by sealab2021 (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:59:39 EDT (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/112289960847422351/1/child molester.jpg
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:46:08 EDT (#)
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This was a little gay. If you're going to talk shit, do something about it. Know that guy that turned that bulldozer into a fucking tank and took a shit on his town? Do something like that. At least Shlongy is making an effort to find where you live, so he can...mail coupons to you or something.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:40:58 EDT (#)
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Swamp = method = shlongy.
ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:21:40 EDT (#)
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Yikes
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:20:54 EDT (#)
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+2 for the post
-2 for the reviews
This is the internet, not real life. Shlongy's not going to come to your house, no one's going to get murdered. As was said many times before, this is nothing more than a grammar school "I'm better than you" contest.
Shut off the computer.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:52:29 EDT (#)
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schlongy looks like freddy kreuger
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:12:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:04:15 (#)
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Another lame-ass cookie-cutter insult! I'm a crybaby, I'm a bitch, blah blah blah, add nasuea. Oh no, don't break out the big guns on me!! I can't handle it!!!
Please.
I've been pointing out the fact that you care entirely too much about someone you don't even know. You're the one with the issues, so stop trying to turn this around on me. The post doesn't hurt my feelings in any way or form, I just think it sucks and is, like Matt said, a big fucking waste of your time. Stop taking shit so personally and lashing out at me for stating my opinion. Jesus.
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Would you like some cheese?
WITH MY BALLS???????????
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:04:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:33:56 (#)
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Glad I could help you achieve one of your life's goals, coward/homo.
It's probably one of the few you've ever hit. Besides hitting that dude's ass with your cock in "Gilley's".
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Still with the name calling, eh Shlongy?
Never been to Gilley's. Too many cowboys.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-08-01 20:49:51 EDT (#)
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whoa youre funny.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-08-01 20:33:08 EDT (#)
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And thus, the circle of life is complete.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-08-01 19:46:59 EDT (#)
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Heh.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-08-01 19:06:26 EDT (#)
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My favorite picture is the one where he looks like Elvis Costello
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:50:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:33:35 (#)
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Why wont schlongless let me pentrate his anus???
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um, please do that elsewhere
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:43:26 EDT (#)
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This was quite humorous at first
Now it's become pathetic and mean spirited
Just like the two main participants
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:35:14 EDT (#)
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Why are you avoiding me honey?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:34:20 EDT (#)
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I mean "penetrate".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:33:56 EDT (#)
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Glad I could help you achieve one of your life's goals, coward/homo.
It's probably one of the few you've ever hit. Besides hitting that dude's ass with your cock in "Gilley's".
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:33:35 EDT (#)
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Why wont schlongless let me pentrate his anus???
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:22:38 EDT (#)
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LaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
The post was kind of funny, if a little juvenile.
But the commments on this post are so sad. Good lord, people.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:20:01 EDT (#)
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nah, Vulva.
I just can't stand Shlongy that much.
have another Swamp.
Submitted by TheEvilleprechaun (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:06:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:39:27 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:34:55 (#)
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Wanna bet that I can get YOUR name and address too, Swampy?
Payback's a bitch.
Let's bet...keep it friendly...a couple hundred dollars.
BTW...I already have the city ...I'll have the address in a couple hours.
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Grapevine, Texas motherfucker
Just ask, I'll send you my fuckin address
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sweet, im 20 min from Grapevine, where are you going to throw hands? i wanna watch
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:46:01 EDT (#)
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I'd like to take a moment here and enjoy #1 on the most heated. First time I've ever had anything on any Ubersite list. I'm proud of myself.
Shlongy, I love you.
Swamp
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:45:41 EDT (#)
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Somebody had better put these in ETS' childhood directory.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:33:47 EDT (#)
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This is starting to get beyond a joke now, and that makes it lame high school drama.
Get back to posting the funny stuff Swampie.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:33:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:20:45 (#)
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Get ready for Swampy's usual shit storm of verbal abuse, brett...which, other than his stalking skills, seems to be pretty much his entire pathetic arsenal.
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No, I also have my giant cock.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:20:45 EDT (#)
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Get ready for Swampy's usual shit storm of verbal abuse, brett...which, other than his stalking skills, seems to be pretty much his entire pathetic arsenal.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:03:31 EDT (#)
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You're all sad, pathetic people in the midst of life crises.
(except Buckeyes, who saw this for being shit)
Touche Donkey! You've managed to show the rest of Uber how utterly meaningless your life is.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:00:03 EDT (#)
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Fight Fight Fight
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:59:35 EDT (#)
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This went from 'Funny Prank' to 'Teh Gay Aids' in 3.6 seconds.
Man, you guys are such hardcore internet tough guys, I'm getting nervous about the earth shattering battle just reading this...
Submitted by IronChef (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:57:18 EDT (#)
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Shut up! Everyone just calm down. Everything will be all right just shut up!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:45:33 EDT (#)
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Is "pimp" slang for "faceless coward" in Texas?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:40:57 EDT (#)
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dear lord you three (shlongy, swamp donkey, buckeyesthegame).....calm it the fuck down.
this is just a website. it's not life. when you turn off your computer (IF you turn off your computer), none of this matters. It's all bullshit. Someone below said it best, this is like a 2nd grade shoving match.
Just let it go everyone. For once, can we all be mature (a tall order, I know)? There realy is no need for any of this.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:40:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:58:20 (#)
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I want you to do something Swamp:
I want you to ask yourself why you did this post. Search inside yourself for the answer, and then think about that answer long and hard.
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Cause I'm a motherfuckin' P I M P
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:24:50 EDT (#)
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Ooooooooh lawdy! What have you done?!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:23:07 EDT (#)
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Damn swamp, did you win an Urbane contest witht this post or something? (5) +2's
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:19:41 EDT (#)
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I especially enjoyed the tube socks with the colored bands. These are an item I believe the fashion industry turned its back on waaaaay too soon. I am sportin a pair of then bitches right now, cept mines is red n blue. All you fuckers will be kickin mine and shlomgys walk-a-wear at the next Ubercon...cause everybody knows that the Vulv only rocks the hypest gear!
Pssht...what now, bitches?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:13:57 EDT (#)
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Eh...
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:08:53 EDT (#)
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This post started off awesome, but now it sounds like a grade 2 playground fight.
The reason I love this post? Becaus Shlongy wanders around Ubersite acting like a superior tough guy, and Swamp Donkey had the drive, and the willingness to stick it to the hurt-bag. It's all good, and Shlongy ends up looking stupid. Can't hack that? Don't piss people off.
period.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:04:15 EDT (#)
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Another lame-ass cookie-cutter insult! I'm a crybaby, I'm a bitch, blah blah blah, add nasuea. Oh no, don't break out the big guns on me!! I can't handle it!!!
Please.
I've been pointing out the fact that you care entirely too much about someone you don't even know. You're the one with the issues, so stop trying to turn this around on me. The post doesn't hurt my feelings in any way or form, I just think it sucks and is, like Matt said, a big fucking waste of your time. Stop taking shit so personally and lashing out at me for stating my opinion. Jesus.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:58:20 EDT (#)
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I want you to do something Swamp:
I want you to ask yourself why you did this post. Search inside yourself for the answer, and then think about that answer long and hard.
In fact, write down the answer on a napkin, get stoned, and stare at it for a good 3 hours. Now ask yourself if that answer doesn't make you look like a pissed off little bitch.
I'm sorry, you're a good writer, but you really need to stop. Shlongy's just giving off a persona. You're being a tool.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:52:35 EDT (#)
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WHY CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:52:20 EDT (#)
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This asshole cries and whines about EVERYfuckingthing.
You need your ass kicked...probably hasn't happened lately...since you haven't left the house in two weeks.
I'm game, Faggo.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:48:35 EDT (#)
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uberswampdonkey
Submitted by perrinweight (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:47:41 EDT (#)
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swamp donkey, what the fuck is your aim handle
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:46:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:40:48 (#)
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How about you move on and stop stalking Shlongy, you fucking jackass?
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Shlongy's ripped your ass a few times and now you're gonna act like this post hurts your feelings? Holy fuck dude, why don't you just lube up and bend over for him? Fucking crybaby bitch.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:45:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:40:48 (#)
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Oh, and I just checked something out.
In the last 22 days. Swamp Donkey has made FIVE posts regarding Shlongy in some way. FIVE in 22 days. To put that into perspective, I talk about the Red Sox less frequently and I am CONSTANTLY saying shit about them.
The guy calls me a crybaby ... that is funny.
How about you move on and stop stalking Shlongy, you fucking jackass?
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Look you little piece of shit, don't sit and make a fucking list of how many posts I've done about what and then call me a stalker. If you don't like this goddamn post, go park your faggot ass somewhere else.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I just checked something out.
In the last 22 days. Swamp Donkey has made FIVE posts regarding Shlongy in some way. FIVE in 22 days. To put that into perspective, I talk about the Red Sox less frequently and I am CONSTANTLY saying shit about them.
The guy calls me a crybaby ... that is funny.
How about you move on and stop stalking Shlongy, you fucking jackass?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul: good to know.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:28:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
But I was getting laid back then - a lot - while you were, and still are, dating your fist.
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All you can do is make shit up that's not even true.
I have turned down more pussy in my life than you'll ever get.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:22:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:12:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not Little Man Syndrome, it's Napoleon Syndrome.
Get off Shlongy. Jesus Christ, enough already. Who cares. If half of you fuckers were alive back then you would realize that he is dressing according to the norm. Styles WERE gay like that back when weed, cocaine and cigarettes were everybody's vice. Those pics look normal to me.
Maybe I'll see you guys on pulseHEAD if you can get a life.
I know, if I don't like it I don't have to click. Right. Piss off.
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I did grow up in the 80s and I never looked like that motherfucker. So piss off, asshole.
But I was getting laid back then - a lot - while you were, and still are, dating your fist.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:23:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh the uberdrama!
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I missed the days where it was all centralized on IHAKF a.k.a Eric Sex Offender Rice.
Nowadays it's spread out all over the place and it's hard to keep up.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh the uberdrama!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:12:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not Little Man Syndrome, it's Napoleon Syndrome.
Get off Shlongy. Jesus Christ, enough already. Who cares. If half of you fuckers were alive back then you would realize that he is dressing according to the norm. Styles WERE gay like that back when weed, cocaine and cigarettes were everybody's vice. Those pics look normal to me.
Maybe I'll see you guys on pulseHEAD if you can get a life.
I know, if I don't like it I don't have to click. Right. Piss off.
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I did grow up in the 80s and I never looked like that motherfucker. So piss off, asshole.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not Little Man Syndrome, it's Napoleon Syndrome.
Get off Shlongy. Jesus Christ, enough already. Who cares. If half of you fuckers were alive back then you would realize that he is dressing according to the norm. Styles WERE gay like that back when weed, cocaine and cigarettes were everybody's vice. Those pics look normal to me.
Maybe I'll see you guys on pulseHEAD if you can get a life.
I know, if I don't like it I don't have to click. Right. Piss off.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find that this lame pot/kettle analogy is by far the shittiest thing in the English language.
It's so fucking bland it hurts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Faggot- How'd YOU of all people get hooked up with someone on the Sharks board? What's THAT connection?
Also, as an aside, the way I even FOUND Uber was because after my 700th or so banning over there, and with the cancellation of the NHL season, I went in search of a new buzz. I found Uber while "Bored out of Work".
Your "excuse" is weak. You obviously searched it out. I mentioned that I used to hang at a Sharks chat and you went looking. Admit it, stalker.
And I don't need a "tale of the tape" to know that I'd destroy you and I'm way up for it.
145 lbs...and I've been in more fights - in and out of the ring - than you'll ever know. Won a few...lost a few more...and I enjoy it.
I'll take my chances. Bring it on, big guy.
But you really went over the line...very sad, Homo.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Fuck off you goddamn crybaby bitch."
**phone rings**
Saucepan: "Hello?"
Kettle: "Hello? Pot?"
Saucepan: "No, this is Saucepan. Hang on, I'll get him.
Pot: "Hello?"
Kettle: "Hey Pot, this is Kettle."
Pot: "Hey Kettle, it's been a long time. How's everything?"
Kettle: "Oh, you know. Same old shit, different day. How about you?"
Pot: "Pretty much the same."
Kettle: "Look, I'd love to sit and chat, but I just called to tell you something. You're black."
Pot: "Yea, I know. You too."
Kettle: "Right. Well, I have to go. It was nice talking to you."
Pot: "Yea, you too. Give me a call this weekend. Maybe we can get together."
Kettle: "Right on. Talk to you later."
Pot: "Later."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Shlongy sometimes but I gotta say these pictures vindicate all the men he called gay/homo/fag on Uber.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -1
PS. I'd be happy to kick your ass.
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Ahhhh ha HA.
Set it up, bitch.
Let's run a little tale of the tape, though. You first.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:06:35 (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck...For the last time...I am NOT gonna post any Swampy info I get. It's nobody's goddamn business.
Especially not the fat, dumb wannabe-whore from New England.
But it will get used. By me. For something. The end.
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hehehe, it's funny because he knows NOSSING of me
keep taking wild stabs in the dark, honey. Whatever keeps you busy while we find you a retirement home
(i haven't seen fashionista's lately... i think i need to)
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm not an internet pussjob" <-------- lie
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:17:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Shlongy, how come no address threats to Jim??
Is it because his is readily available, so your bullshit threat would hold no weight?
And what happened to you kicking my ass? You want to know where I live so "something" will happen?
You're a fucking lying ass sack of shit pussy boy.
Where's my lies? Post one. ANY one lie will do.
Email me your address, coward. No one will ever see it but me. PS. I'd be happy to kick your ass.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:47:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not an internet pussjob so I would NEVER post his personal information for you incoherent, babbling, drooling retards.
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The irony within the first 5 words of that statement make my brain hurt.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:02:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is so goddamn stupid. Swamp Donkey's a retaliation -2'er so I've lost a bit of respect for him. Meanwhile, the more I deal with Shlongy the more I like him.
So this whole thing boils down to:
1.) Swamp Donkey doesn't like Shlongy.
b.) Swamp Donkey compiles a group of Shlongy photos and makes lame, teenage-like "jokes" about him.
5.) I reply with a zero rating and say it's lame
j.) Swamp Donkey tells me to stop being a bitch, because apparently not liking this means I'm a bitch...
Q.) I tell Swamp Donkey to take the rating like a man and quit crying, a la Shlongy, then give another solid zero.
12.) Swamp Donkey -2s my newest post like a *ahem* "bitch."
Utah.) Shlongy takes offense to this post and threatens SD.
Canada.) SD fires back and threatens Shlongy.
Mother Russia.) Shlongy says he almost has SD's address and implies he's going to murder SD.
Cow.) SD basically tells Shlongy to "FUCKIN' BRING IT ON!!!!" and claims to have Shlongy's address.
John Belushi.) Shlongy calls SD a dipshit for the 400th time.
Fox News sucks.) still to come....
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Fuck off you goddamn crybaby bitch
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:00:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't know Shlongy was in Weezer.
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BLASPHEMY SAUCE!
although that one pic kinda reminds me of matt sharp. ah well
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:06:35 (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck...For the last time...I am NOT gonna post any Swampy info I get. It's nobody's goddamn business.
Especially not the fat, dumb wannabe-whore from New England.
But it will get used. By me. For something. The end.
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Somebody's cranky. Ahhh ha ha ha ha.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck...For the last time...I am NOT gonna post any Swampy info I get. It's nobody's goddamn business.
Especially not the fat, dumb wannabe-whore from New England.
But it will get used. By me. For something. The end.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:47:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
All's fair in love and stalking, right dipshit? "
Stalk ME skinny. You have my permission to post any info you find.
I think you'll be disappointed though because there won't be any bombshells.
See, cuz UNLIKE you, I am not a compulsive liar.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is so goddamn stupid. Swamp Donkey's a retaliation -2'er so I've lost a bit of respect for him. Meanwhile, the more I deal with Shlongy the more I like him.
So this whole thing boils down to:
1.) Swamp Donkey doesn't like Shlongy.
b.) Swamp Donkey compiles a group of Shlongy photos and makes lame, teenage-like "jokes" about him.
5.) I reply with a zero rating and say it's lame
j.) Swamp Donkey tells me to stop being a bitch, because apparently not liking this means I'm a bitch...
Q.) I tell Swamp Donkey to take the rating like a man and quit crying, a la Shlongy, then give another solid zero.
12.) Swamp Donkey -2s my newest post like a *ahem* "bitch."
Utah.) Shlongy takes offense to this post and threatens SD.
Canada.) SD fires back and threatens Shlongy.
Mother Russia.) Shlongy says he almost has SD's address and implies he's going to murder SD.
Cow.) SD basically tells Shlongy to "FUCKIN' BRING IT ON!!!!" and claims to have Shlongy's address.
John Belushi.) Shlongy calls SD a dipshit for the 400th time.
Fox News sucks.) still to come....
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"- it's supposed to all be fun and games...but Swampy forgot the rules. "
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Ha ha, right from Shlorty's dick-sucking mouth. Nice job, Swampy! You really got under his skin, and this time "tough guy" Shlorty even absent-mindedly admitted it!
You like sucking that dick, Shlorty? Huh? You like having it put to you like that? Hee hee hee. Dick licker.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't posting addresses what got IHAKF banned?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if swamp's address get's posted... i'm sending him strippers because, you fucking rock, Swampy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not an internet pussjob so I would NEVER post his personal information for you incoherent, babbling, drooling retards.
I would, however, use it for my own purposes.
All's fair in love and stalking, right dipshit?
I've never cared enough about anyone on the internet to persue this kind of info - it's supposed to all be fun and games...but Swampy forgot the rules.
But if you want to save me the trouble, just email me your name and address. I'll take it from there.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank god I'm alive now and not when those pictures were taken.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does Shlorty wear a Rancid hat?
Because of the rank stink of his balding, festering, liver-spotted old man's scalp which never sees the light of day. Or more importantly, the light of flash photography.
Come on, Shlorty. You're the big man who's so proud of himself. Let's have a look-see at your stylin' hair!
Post a pic, dick-licker.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:34:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wanna bet that I can get YOUR name and address too, Swampy?
Payback's a bitch.
Let's bet...keep it friendly...a couple hundred dollars.
BTW...I already have the city ...I'll have the address in a couple hours.
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Grapevine, Texas motherfucker
Just ask, I'll send you my fuckin address
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Better yet, post my shit asshole.
Then I'll post yours.
Then we can be friends.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bring it, bitch
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, WHO'S the stalker!?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
The pictures from the band web site are over 25 years old...I jusy wondered why Swampy The Stalking Homo didn't post some of our MP3's you can download from the site.
I'm zeroing in on his address as we speak.
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Zero in on that address, you weird fucking fag. Look at how obvious it is that you're broken and hurt over this whole "sticking it to that really short, bald, obnoxious asshole shlongy" escapade. You're trying to find this guy's address to exact some sort of revenge!? Do you realize how fucking weird that is? You fucking pitiful piece of emu shit.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:34:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wanna bet that I can get YOUR name and address too, Swampy?
Payback's a bitch.
Let's bet...keep it friendly...a couple hundred dollars.
BTW...I already have the city ...I'll have the address in a couple hours.
I won't post it. What I'll do with it will be much better.
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Outright threats are much more of a punishible crime than posting pictures that are previously posted on the internet. Careful shlong.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a feeling this is going to lead to the first Uberhomicide.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
geez, Swampy, get some Vagisil and shut the fuck up already.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The hurt-bag gets owned.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like this little writing forum website has turned into something much different.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The pictures from the band web site are over 25 years old...I jusy wondered why Swampy The Stalking Homo didn't post some of our MP3's you can download from the site.
I'm zeroing in on his address as we speak.
Good thing we have a good IT guy here at the radio stations.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be hatin on the guy because he wore funny pants back in the day. It's a known fact that NOBODY wore shirts with sleeves in the '80s.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*Breath* *gay*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wanna bet that I can get YOUR name and address too, Swampy?
Payback's a bitch.
Let's bet...keep it friendly...a couple hundred dollars.
BTW...I already have the city ...I'll have the address in a couple hours.
I won't post it. What I'll do with it will be much better.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:16:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
im no friend of shlongy, but this still sucked ass.
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This wasn't meant to be entertainment. It's all truth, baby.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha
I like Shlongy because he is unintentionally hilarious.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im no friend of shlongy, but this still sucked ass.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny that you havent posted in MINE.
Feeling a little overwhelmed bitch?
Tell me again how you'd kick my ass you scrawny fucking geek.
Unreal.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm being "bitch slapped"???
Gee, and I don't feel a thing.
It may never occur to a dipshit like jimthefiend that he is playing right into my hand...and that for the 23 teenagers who think this is "awesome, dude", there's 900 Uberites who think differently.
I just can't believe that in addition to being a closet homo, Swampy is a fucking stalker on the internet.
How pathetic.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm wondering if he understands that at least 3 of the top ten most heated posts right now are only most heated because he's being bitch slapped in them.
And if he DOES, is he stupid enough to think that's a GOOD thing?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait.
If I love the shlong, does that make me gay?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me love shlongy even more
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot Damn Santa DOES exist. Thank you Santa, it's just what I've always wanted.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Geeze I guess I'm among the minority that doesn't take Shlongy's comments to heart =( Unless they're those rare positve ratings. Then I go home and fuck the sleeve of my favorite jacket by chanting whatever comment he's made.
Submitted by DeadHorse (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thoroughly beaten.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poor little rabbit
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking awesome. Not quite as brilliant as Jimthefiend's, but a great start on the path to casturating shlorty's malformed, miniscule member.
Ha ha ha at the last picture. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. He has no penis.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't know Shlongy was in Weezer.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Boy, if only people could count the CLICHES in this post....
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ha ha ha ha
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:25:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
The stalking has paid off for you, eh, homo?
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Don't flatter yourself. I couldn't give a sack of monkey shit about you, but if someone else wants to do all the work, what the hell man.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:25:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
The stalking has paid off for you, eh, homo?
Just don't access my bank account. You wouldn't know what to do with all the money, anyways.
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He could buy your wife off you
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:06:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry dude. I dig the fucker. He makes me laugh.
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Take out the 'sorry dude' and there's my comment.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll give you a +2 for the effort of stalking to get all this info...but seriously, man...gotta -1 for the stalking as well....
It's a little freaky...
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Don't be a bitch"???
WHAT? I told you this sucks. That's the bottom line. Take it like a man.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:09:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:57:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Link to where yu got the pics?
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I won't post ANYONE'S personal info. If I gave up the link, that's what I would be doing.
Sorry.
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Nice save Swampy. You can't be banned for just posting pictures that are already public.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know...based on the pictures, you might have to change your name to "Shlongy, Lack Of".
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was bound to happen sooner or later. The guy's a fucking loser. He'll probably use his six figure telesales powers to have you branded "a flaming homo" on his next post now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The stalking has paid off for you, eh, homo?
Just don't access my bank account. You wouldn't know what to do with all the money, anyways.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Boy, if only people could count the CLICHES in this post....
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:57:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Link to where yu got the pics?
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I won't post ANYONE'S personal info. If I gave up the link, that's what I would be doing.
Sorry.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry dude. I dig the fucker. He makes me laugh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOA!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Link to where yu got the pics?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stalking is illegal in all 50 states and Canada. I think it might be legal in Costa Rica though.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIPSHIT
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey now, there were some bright points. If it weren't for the glorious power of my mullet, or the gravity defying nature of my wife's "wall hair" (where the bangs shoot straight up into infinity for no discernable reason) we probably wouldn't be together today.
True story.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH GOD the eyeshadow and the hair... wht the fuck was up with her hair
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:29:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:13:20 (#)
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As someone who lived through adolescence in the 80's, I'm failing to see the funny here. It was a horrible, horrible time and all of us who made it through were the lucky ones.
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You got that right!!!! Do you still have flashbacks Teeph? I still have nightmares of Cindy Lauper eyeshadow.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:18:48 EDT (#)
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I'm very sure.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:16:23 EDT (#)
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very funny. excellent stalking. he appears to be wearing a cardigan in one picture.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:13:20 EDT (#)
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As someone who lived through adolescence in the 80's, I'm failing to see the funny here. It was a horrible, horrible time and all of us who made it through were the lucky ones.
Here's an idea, why don't you track down some pics of the genocide in Rowanda and then make fun of the people who made it through that.
I'm warning you, don't make me Mullet-whore.
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:13:10 EDT (#)
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Loved it, although it's a pretty good indicator of the Mexican-standoff "End of 'Reservoir Dogs' " mentality pervading Uber these days. A lot of us have dirt on each other, and since the pissoff mood has been so high lately, a lot of walls are going to come crashing down.
TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:12:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:08:10 (#)
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I didn't send you a goddamn thing.
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You sure?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:12:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:12:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:07:53 (#)
Ranking: -1
This sucks. -1.
You could have done so much better than these childish insults.
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But see that's the point. I stooped to his level. Shlongy = Shlongy.
Don't be a bitch.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've lost more right sided boots from shoving them up the asses of people who call me slut and bitch.
I've just bought a new pair.
Please don't make me fuck them up.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:08:10 EDT (#)
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I didn't send you a goddamn thing.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This sucks. -1.
You could have done so much better than these childish insults.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:06:55 EDT (#)
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Here's a +2
asshole
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:06:35 EDT (#)
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Don't call me a bitch.
I'm just saying it could be anybody.
oh whatever. It's too early to fight.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:04:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:01:30 (#)
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wait wait, where did the youth pics come from? Authenticate please.
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Authenticate my balls. You were all pissed off the other day cause Shlongy called you a slut, now you want to authenticate? Bitch pleeeez
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:01:30 EDT (#)
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wait wait, where did the youth pics come from? Authenticate please.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:01:03 EDT (#)
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I am already working on a bandwagon post.
I LOVE you.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:01:00 EDT (#)
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God, this post is such a CLICHE!
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:59:20 EDT (#)
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Where's the fucking beef, indeed.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:58:21 EDT (#)
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+ MOTHERFUCKING 2
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:58:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:42:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy rules.
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Shlongy rules? I figured it was YOU who sent me the link since you've obviously been there.
Submitted by scarysmile (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:56:26 EDT (#)
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swampdonkey give me your fucking aim name, I need to talk to you
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:54:43 EDT (#)
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Thanks for that.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:54:22 EDT (#)
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And again.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:51:47 EDT (#)
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I want to suck your cock in a totally NON gay way.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:49:48 EDT (#)
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Poor Shlongy. The man admits to being a self absorbed asshole, why fuck with him?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They have the same jaw. Either that or Woody Harelson was in a band.
Shamowned!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:49:15 EDT (#)
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The striped pants are making me hawt!!!
But........
NEEDS MORE TITS!!!!!!!!
Submitted by scarysmile (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:49:04 EDT (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/112289960847422351/1/loser.jpg
http://stuff.ubersite.com/112289960847422351/1/lame.jpg
http://stuff.ubersite.com/112289960847422351/1/loser.jpg
http://stuff.ubersite.com/112289960847422351/1/lame.jpg
http://stuff.ubersite.com/112289960847422351/1/loser.jpg
Here you go, arthur. I will go out of my way to ensure as many people as possible see the travesty which is shlongy's youth.
Submitted by scarysmile (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:47:45 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha. Even though nothing will ever beat the revealing of Eric Rice, this will probably be more uber-famous. Good job.
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-01 08:45:37 EDT (#)
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