Why you shouldn't vomit on your job interviewer (43674 hits)
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Submitted by SG The Platypus Master (View user info) at 2005-08-01 09:34:10 EDT
10 Reason Why You Should Not Vomit On Your Job Interviewer
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1) You won't get the job
2) You won't be able to finish a list about why you should not vomit on your job interviewer.
Latley I've been noticing that I've been doing a whole lot of nothing. Now, usually that is just fine with me. I'm content a huge shit being the hardest thing I have to do all day. But eventually money becomes an issue (who else is going to buy me my truckload of Entenmann's Brownies?). So I looked around for a job and eventually found an opening in a bank; it was for someone of absolutely no experience in anything.
Pefect.
I would be pulling in just a little more than minimum wage to file important documents and do the bidding of other employees at the bank.
I called the bank and they scheduled me for an interview on Saturday morning. Mornings aren't my thing, but I had to do it for the brownies.
So I woke up Saturday morning, brushed my teeth, took a huge shit, showered, and then made my way into the kitchen. After looking through the refrigerator for something to eat, I found some Jimmy Dean sausage/egg biscuits. Tasty, right?
No. It was a shame I didn't see the expiration date on the box. Nevertheless, I put some biscuits in paper towels, because the box said so, and set the microwave for 50 seconds. I left the kitchen for a bit and came back when the microwave was done. When I opened it I saw...NOTHING!
Me: "What the fuck....Where the hell are the biscuits???"
Had my microwave eaten the biscuits?? Had they been transported to another galaxy???
Nope. In my retardedness I forgot to put the biscuits in the microwave. I tried again and was successful. I put the biscuits on a plate and began to eat. They were fucking horrible, but I ate them anyway because I couldn't go out on an empty stomach. If I did, my stomach would pull out its knife and stab my kidney. I hate it when it does that.
After finishing the horrible breakfast, I left home and went to the bank.
It was around 10:00 when my interviewer finally arrived. I had been sitting outside his office for almost a half hour now.
Interviewer: "Hello! You must be the prospective employee!"
Me: "Yep, that's me."
I stood up and he eyed me up and down. What the hell?
Interviewer: "Nice suit."
After walking past me I looked down at myself. I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
What suit? Was he mental? I was just about to ask when...
My Brain: "HE'S BEING SARCASTIC YOU FOOL!"
Me: "Oh..."
He unlocked his office and offered me a seat. I sat down in it and he sat down in his seat across the desk.
Interviewer: "Now, let's get started. What experience do you have in banking?"
Me: "Uh...none."
Interviewer: "Excuse me?"
Me: "...uh...the job description. It said 'No Experience Required'."
Interviewer: "........"
Me: "..............."
Interviewer: "...HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Me: "??????????"
Interviewer: "Ha! That's a good one! I'm glad to see someone with a sense of humor!"
Me: "Ohh. Hehehehe. Yea, right. Hehehehe."
Interviewer: "So what experience do you have?"
FUCK! I knew right then that I was not getting this job. I'm still in fucking highschool, what bank experience does he think I have? I should have just left right then. But NOOOOO, I was stubborn. I decided that I would be able to outsmart him. Besides, I needed those damn brownies.
Me: "Well, I've worked in many prestigious banks such as Wilmington Trust and MBNA."
Interviewer: "That's very nice. What did you do in those banks?"
Me: "I handled the money."
Interviewer: "...you did?"
Me: "Yes, I was the one who put all the money in the top secret safe in the basement of the banks."
Interviewer: "....Uh, only qualified people can do that. You're only a teenager."
My Brain: "Good job, retard."
Me: ".....Well....I am very qualified."
Interviewer: "I see....."
He gave me a skeptic look and began writing somethind down on a piece of paper. That can't be good, right? Now I was starting to get nervous, and I could feel my stomach getting queasy.
Interviewer: "How do you do in school?"
Me: "School? I am awesome in school. I have a 6.3 GPA and I am Valedictorian."
My Brain: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Interviewer: "....6.3?"
6.3?
....6.3???
WHERE THE FUCK DID I COME UP WITH 6.3???? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! FUCK! FUCK!
Me: "Uh...yea! 6.3. Our school has as special GPA system rating system average grade thing....thing..."
He looked at me skeptically again and I could feel my stomach coming loose. I've been nervous before, but my stomach has NEVER been as queasy as it had been then.
Finally, I felt the vomit shoot up through my throat. The interviewer began to ask another question but I didn't listen. I managed to swallow my vomit back down and let out a cough.
Interviewer: "Are you OK?"
Me: "Uh, yea."
Interviewer: "Good. Now, why are you interested in working for us?"
Me: "Well..."
I could feel the vomit coming again, so I had to blurt out something quick before I threw up all over his desk.
Me: "...your bank is a nice bank and it is nice and brownies and that one chick is hot and it will do good because it is nice."
The vomit came up again and this time I had some trouble swallowing it.
Interviewer: "...what?"
Me: "Ahem. I mean...your bank is excellent and it will help me in my future career."
Interviewer: "OK. What do you plan to do for a career in the future?"
I couldn't hold it anymore. The vomit came racing up my throat and into my mouth. I tried as hard as I could to keep it from shooting out. The interviewer was looking at my angrily now, waiting for my answer. I must have looked like a fucking idiot with my cheecks out, straiting to hold the vomit in. It started to ooze out of my lips slowly, and a small stream of it ran down my chin.
Interviewer: "What the-"
Have you ever heard of projectile-vomit?
It's not a myth.
The vomit blasted out of my mouth like a cannon and flew 3 feet right into the interviewers face, and all over his nice suit. I lurched for a few mor seconds, throwing up all over the carpet.
Mmmmmm. The taste of expired sausage biscuits and stomach acid.
When I was done regurgitating, I wiped my mouth and looked around the room. Everything was covered in my vomit. The walls, the chair, the desk, the interviewer. You know that brown thing from Batman? That bad dude that's covered in all that brown muck?
Well thats what my interviewer looked like (except yellow): a monster completely covered in a liquidy yellow substance. Though his entire face was covered in it, I could still tell that he was looking right at me. I didn't know what to say. What could I say? What the hell was someone who just threw up all over someone else supposed to say?
Me: "Um...nice suit?"
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-09 11:11:58 EDT (#)
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That's OK but the thing you need to remember about the Uber rating system is that it is based on the responses of a large number of people.
So, for example, if 100 people think something is pretty awesome, just deserving of a +2, it will shoot to a perfect +2 rating.
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:52:54 EDT (#)
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Apparently this is the 'Best Post Ever'.
I didn't think it was that good.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-26 07:50:25 EDT (#)
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Vomit has never sounded so amusing
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-26 05:22:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-20 03:07:24 EDT (#)
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holy fucking shit! by far the best post ever.
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-17 08:02:10 EDT (#)
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Me: "...your bank is a nice bank and it is nice and brownies and that one chick is hot and it will do good because it is nice."
Submitted by compEngineer0 (user info) at 2006-08-17 07:49:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:44:38 EST (#)
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Oh
My
Gawd!
This is killing me... haha, you're too funny, amigo!
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:15:30 EST (#)
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Ha ha thats pretty good , did u get the job? +1
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:21:44 EST (#)
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Rock on. Did you get hired?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-11-09 21:03:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:23:06 (#)
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:05:49 (#)
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I projectiled the other week. In a really busy pub toilet. I ran into the nearest cubicle which was the one at the end and leaned over the bowl. Thought to myself "right, there's about 20 people in here, try and not sound like it's obvious you're being sick or you'll be laughed/stared at". So, I aimed at the sides to avoid splashing and allowed the release.
It was like a water cannon! Went all over the wall and floor and definitely killed any chances of being unnoticed. Felt brilliant after it, though.
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Hahaha, thats like me trying to take a shit in a public restroom. I too try to aim for the sides to avoid any "PLOP!" noise making and toilet-water splashbacks onto my ass.
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I'm slightly frightened by the fact that I've done both of these things.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-27 17:37:51 EDT (#)
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Fucking awesome! http://www.ubersite.com/m/77837
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-09-19 22:10:41 EDT (#)
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tee hee
Submitted by hostileapostle (user info) at 2005-09-14 13:06:40 EDT (#)
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I was leaning towards a 1...but then I saw the picture at the bottom. Hell yeah MS Paint.
Submitted by Pullmystrings07 (user info) at 2005-09-01 19:40:59 EDT (#)
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Anyone see that there's only 2 reasons?
I was promised 10... You bastard, i want my 3-10 fix
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-28 04:23:21 EDT (#)
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I liked this anyway, but a fat +2 for anyone who quotes my favorite movie:
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:38:23 (#)
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LARD-ASS!
LARD-ASS!
LARD-ASS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"nothing tastes quite as good as a smoke right after supper.."
or something
"SIC BALLS, CHOPPER"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-08-28 03:37:32 EDT (#)
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magic
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:23:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:05:49 (#)
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I projectiled the other week. In a really busy pub toilet. I ran into the nearest cubicle which was the one at the end and leaned over the bowl. Thought to myself "right, there's about 20 people in here, try and not sound like it's obvious you're being sick or you'll be laughed/stared at". So, I aimed at the sides to avoid splashing and allowed the release.
It was like a water cannon! Went all over the wall and floor and definitely killed any chances of being unnoticed. Felt brilliant after it, though.
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Hahaha, thats like me trying to take a shit in a public restroom. I too try to aim for the sides to avoid any "PLOP!" noise making and toilet-water splashbacks onto my ass.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:05:49 EDT (#)
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I projectiled the other week. In a really busy pub toilet. I ran into the nearest cubicle which was the one at the end and leaned over the bowl. Thought to myself "right, there's about 20 people in here, try and not sound like it's obvious you're being sick or you'll be laughed/stared at". So, I aimed at the sides to avoid splashing and allowed the release.
It was like a water cannon! Went all over the wall and floor and definitely killed any chances of being unnoticed. Felt brilliant after it, though.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-22 07:30:13 EDT (#)
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Love the pic
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:58:21 EDT (#)
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this cracked me up
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-13 18:45:52 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-13 10:02:01 EDT (#)
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Hey! HEY! What did I tell you about this bored at work nonsense?!?! No more of your shennanigans young man!
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-08-13 09:04:49 EDT (#)
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"What the fuck....Where the hell are the biscuits???"
Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-08-09 11:38:51 EDT (#)
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funniest thing i've read all day!
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2005-08-09 08:04:38 EDT (#)
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Oh thats great, I love hearing about other peole screwing up interviews.
Submitted by Skippy (user info) at 2005-08-09 08:02:23 EDT (#)
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Pro
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-08-09 06:48:58 EDT (#)
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Hah.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-08 09:39:13 EDT (#)
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Okay, okay, very nice.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-08-08 03:47:09 EDT (#)
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Made me laugh my butt off, hard to hold it in here at the office
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-07 21:14:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-08-07 20:43:50 EDT (#)
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Hardest I've laughed in a good while. You described it so well I felt like I was there.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2005-08-07 20:36:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-07 19:51:33 EDT (#)
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You owe me a nomination now. Bitch.
Submitted by Nothing_Better (user info) at 2005-08-07 17:40:39 EDT (#)
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Hilarious.
Submitted by Serfuzz (user info) at 2005-08-07 16:47:52 EDT (#)
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Hell yes.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-07 11:04:36 EDT (#)
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Because there isn't a 6.3 rating.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-07 10:11:16 EDT (#)
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LECHUGA HOW DARE YOU?? THAT WAS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION! I AM NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-08-07 08:25:45 EDT (#)
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sg11588: YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY
sg11588: PLATYPUS EGGS ARE FOR PLATYPI ONLY
sg11588: WE HAVE SEX WITH THEM AND THEN WE PUT THEM IN A TREE AND THEN SHOVE THE TREE UP OUR ASSES
Submitted by twentyseventy (user info) at 2005-08-06 14:20:41 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha 6.3
Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-08-06 13:53:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-05 17:47:31 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by jfreif (user info) at 2005-08-05 17:27:59 EDT (#)
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HILARIOUS!
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-05 16:23:47 EDT (#)
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Hehehe
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:43:16 EDT (#)
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Very Excellent
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:31:54 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-05 09:13:26 EDT (#)
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Congrats on the B@W, even though my father was killed by a roving pack of Platypi dressed up like the villiage people so they could abduct innocent people and cut them up in a shady hotel room and sell their organs on the black market. I did promise him I would avenge his death, and I've been training with Rambo since last week. But it's friday, you get a pass.
Submitted by Smithens (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:59:12 EDT (#)
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haha congrats on B@W!!
Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:54:03 EDT (#)
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my colleagues looked at me funny when I cracked up for a couple of minutes. maybe I should do some work. :S
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:44:11 EDT (#)
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Good shit
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:36:00 EDT (#)
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Really fucking funny. I was giggling like a schoolgirl.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-05 08:17:07 EDT (#)
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wow.
Submitted by emxel (user info) at 2005-08-05 07:01:44 EDT (#)
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fawking awesome
Submitted by VoRn (user info) at 2005-08-05 04:48:50 EDT (#)
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Hilarious, but the picture really did it for me.
congrats on Black @nd White
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:42:10 EDT (#)
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I say shit a lot!
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:41:57 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, I was laughing out loud numerous times reading this at work. Funny shit.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:14:10 EDT (#)
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Let the record show when I first started talking to you, I thought you were older, too.
Oh, and the record should also show I just nominated this for B@W.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:59:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:24:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:05:41 (#)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:54:43 (#)
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But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma.
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This is for the comment. This post made my day.
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:23:35 EDT (#)
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This is for the post.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:15:13 EDT (#)
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Fucking wonderful
Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:00:54 EDT (#)
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Am I the only one who would've given you the job?
No way, are you in high school, lies, lies and more lies.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:16:55 EDT (#)
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You're probably the 5th person that thought I was older than I really am, and I'm sure there are others out there. As for my sense of humor, I guarantee you it will never change. Poopy and pee-pee will never become unfunny.
LOOK'S LIKE I'VE FOOLED UBERSITE AGAIN!!!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:13:10 EDT (#)
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Yeah I would have guessed that you were somewhere around a junior or senior in college. But don't get cocky. Guys don't really mature much in terms of their sense of humor between the ages of 15 and, oh, say, 32 (and counting).
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:03:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:54:36 EDT (#)
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I almost puked reading it...+2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:39:58 EDT (#)
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Write my next post for me.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:30:58 EDT (#)
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i want you to write my obituary one day.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:33:53 EDT (#)
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I am going to be a senior this september Teeph.
Did all of you think I was in my 20's or something?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:24:15 EDT (#)
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SG - I refuse to believe that you are in high school. Nothing you can say or do will convince me otherwise.
Awesome J - That's originally Chunk's line, right? Gold.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:05:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:54:43 (#)
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But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:54:43 EDT (#)
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But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:30:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:28:33 (#)
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You know what's funny?
If you'd gotten the job, you'd probably be doing menial tasks like cleaning up vomit in people's offices.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:29:05 EDT (#)
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This is completely true Tim.
And I'm looking forward to the matchup between you and Donkey.
Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:28:33 EDT (#)
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You know what's funny?
If you'd gotten the job, you'd probably be doing menial tasks like cleaning up vomit in people's offices.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:26:40 EDT (#)
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is this true?
Submitted by abaddon (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:23:40 EDT (#)
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i have no idea how that system works, so i shall nod and agree
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:22:03 EDT (#)
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Why should I use binary? I have a 6.3 GPA.
Submitted by abaddon (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:20:56 EDT (#)
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10 Reason Why You Should Not Vomit On Your Job Interviewer
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1) You won't get the job
2) You won't be able to finish a list about why you should not vomit on your job interviewer.
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you kinda did finish the list, if you started in binary, and switched ti decimal for the list
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:18:44 EDT (#)
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That's horrendous, yet funny. Horrendously funny.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:02:27 EDT (#)
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Sausage biscuits? WHY?
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:01:26 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR vomit
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:57:09 EDT (#)
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How old did you think I was Jay?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:44:23 EDT (#)
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Made me weep
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:42:13 EDT (#)
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HOly shit you're in high school????
Oh and nice post.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:41:46 EDT (#)
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It's his fault for interviewing on a Saturday morning
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:38:23 EDT (#)
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LARD-ASS!
LARD-ASS!
LARD-ASS!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:38:17 EDT (#)
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awesome