_NSFW_ Schlongless is a girlyman bandwagon. A side by side comparison of Jimthefiend and Schlongless. (2805 hits)
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Submitted by jimthefiend <jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-01 10:45:08 EDT
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I want to clone ETS and jimthefiend
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-13 13:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy SHIT but this is funny!
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-08-03 12:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMGTWB!
Translation: Oh My God! That Was Boring!
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-03 02:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is better than Evander vs. Holyfield
oh wait, no it's not. No, no I was wrong it is.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72348
/..\
Submitted by LizBeth (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by chillboy (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And if you fuck yourself,
You will make god happy.
The real Verse Chorus Verse
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Petty high schoolish bullshit.
Ok the fake small dick was funny.
Submitted by justsayno (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jim the fiend I think you are a bit of a tool but schlongy is far more gayer etc. YOU rule, he blows
if i was him i would never show my face again, this is the type of personal destruction that causes post office workers to explode and kill all, i hope he doesn't take out too many innocent victims
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 because that picture of Shlongy always cracks me up.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha ha what a fat ass brooding twat. You should stick to Dungeons and Dragons bud.
Submitted by Telwilya (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't I say he was just getting warmed up? Did I not warn ppl? Did anyone listen? nope.. damn.. wrecked my nailpolish typing
+1 cuz your cute
+1 cuz your very creative
OK.. now Jim is warmed up... Im going to sit back more and watch the show.
Oh.. and really... thats really his whoohoo. really really!!!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-01 19:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That pic of shlongy in the daisy dukes killed me. He looks like a dike i used to work with. You two should just get it over with an have the ghey butt sex.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I heart Kurt.
Verse Chorus Verse
And if you save yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
And you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
And you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with dust
And you'll think you're happy now
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
The clue that came to you, oh
And if you guard yourself
You will think you're happy
He'll keep you in a jar
Then you'll make him happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with dust
and you'll think you're happy now
And if you fool yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you will seem happy
You'll wallow in the shit
and you'll think you're happy now
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
LOLOLOL
My goal is to produce a meltdown that will hopefully result in suicide.
I know I suck for that and am going to hell but whatever.
:)
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
cocktease
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Princess?
You there?
Mail me baby, jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com
I was just joking, I promise not to ass fuck you.
:)
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is getting my gay satan worshipping cock hard.
lets do it.
Yea, yea, yea
Ooh
I can feel it move me
Feel it shove me
As I break the law
Said yea
I can feel it's jabbing
Cuts the numbness then i
I come alive yea
Twist of cain
Yea drives my brain
Yea twist of cain
Make me come alive
'cause it does
Yea twist of cain
Yea drives my brain
Yea twist of cain
Make me come alive
Said yea
I took it standing
Broke commandments
And he tumbled like a toy
Blood
Like a crimson highway
Spreading out
From his forehead to the ground
Twist of cain
Yea drives my brain
Yea twist of cain
Make me come alive
'cause it does
Yea twist of cain
Yea drives my brain
Yea twist of cain
Make me come alive
Wo-oh, yea
Wo-oh God above
Feel a twist of cain
Inside a beating heart, well
Wo-oh
Wanna know
Got a little twist of cain
From the God below, yea
Yae
I know my breeding
Know my father
He was born of light
Said yea
Can't hardly stand it
Cuts me down the middle
Then i
I come alive yea
Twist of cain
Yea drives my brain
Yea twist of cain
Make me come alive
'cause it does
Yea twist of cain
Yea drives myt brain
Yea twist of cain
Make me come alive
Come alive
Wo-oh, yea
Wo-oh
God above
Feel a twist of cain
Inside a beating heart, yea
Wo-oh
Wanna know
Got a little twist of cain
From the God below
Wo-oh, wo-oh
Feel a twist of cain
Inside a beating heart
Wo-oh, wo-oh
Got a little twist of cain
From the God below, yea
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I heard you were more adventurous than that, Shlongy:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72025#1490342
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 18:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok snot nose
when and where again?
im game, lets fuck i mean fight
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pedo and homo.
You're quite the catch, Solomon.
Sorry. Shlongy only like the broads.
Maybe you can call your buddy Chinaski in for some fun and games.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, we need to keep this on the topic of your impending status as a butt rape victim.
Seriously.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seek help
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The pics you post must be those "before " shots, eh, Hef?
So, you coming to AC?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Schlongless, if you WANT me to split your ass wide open with my big dick then just SAY so.
I'll understand, and will prolly do it as long as I get to take pics.
I'm easy Dude.
Why can't we just all get along and why does your wife keep demanding money?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I take two showers a day muffin.
I think whats really bothering you here is that I havent sent you pics...
...of me taking a shower.
fucking homo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your goal should be to find a job that pays you enough to buy some soap and fix your shower...and maybe a little detox to wean yourself off of the white trash skanks you seem to like to pay to wack your peepee.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOLOLOL
My goal is to produce a meltdown that will hopefully result in suicide.
I know I suck for that and am going to hell but whatever.
:)
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 09:01:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am already working on a bandwagon post.
I LOVE you.
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Sounds to me like you do care what other people do.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fucking hell.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. TASTE THE MOST HEATED.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO s-fag. Tis an ambush of ONE. Namely me.
I reallly dont care what anyone else thinks or does; when you gonna figure that out man?
Hey baby, here's a poem for you.
(smiths)
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
And as I climb into an empty bed
Oh well. Enough said.
I know it's over - still I cling
I don't know where else I can go
Oh ...
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
See, the sea wants to take me
The knife wants to slit me
Do you think you can help me ?
Sad veiled bride, please be happy
Handsome groom, give her room
Loud, loutish lover, treat her kindly
(Though she needs you
More than she loves you)
And I know it's over - still I cling
I don't know where else I can go
Over and over and over and over
Over and over, la ...
I know it's over
And it never really began
But in my heart it was so real
And you even spoke to me, and said :
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
I know ...
'Cause tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your triumphs and your charms
While they're in each other's arms..."
It's so easy to laugh
It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind
Over, over, over, over
It's so easy to laugh
It's so easy to hate
It takes guts to be gentle and kind
Over, over
Love is Natural and Real
But not for you, my love
Not tonight, my love
Love is Natural and Real
But not for such as you and I, my love
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my ...
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can even feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my ...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Trust me...in the last 25 years, I've done a lot more than just radio and golf.
But while I don't find any of it THAT amazing, because of the average age of this board, it's like "yeah, sure...THAT never happened".
Good fucking grief.
But the peeps I've met have been very cool - Shlongy seems to be a huge hit in Europe - although Australia can't make up their mind, and I just never wanted the old band web site posted, except through email, because my fucking name is all over it.
You know..."contact______ _____".
It's bullshit.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know what it is about this post but I don't like it at all.
You guys call Shlongy a bully and then turn around and ambush him as a group. That would make you twits the bullies.
Having a hate on for Shlongy is old news. Many people have tried to get rid of him since I have been here and all have failed.(I am still relatively new for all you halfwits who like to call people who haven't been here as long as you out for making statements such as this. Before you bother, go and fuck yourself with some razor wire.)
You guys need to learn to coexist or someone is going to go to far and be forced out. I have my money on Swampie at this point because he keeps posting shit that usually will get you banned.
Eventually, Bart will get sick of it and not let him back.
I have changed my rating from -2 to 0 because there was some effort involved.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is going nowhere. I love you Schlongless.
(Hole)
Do what you want
Cos I'll do anything
And I'll take the blame
What's mine is yours
You can have all of it
And I learn to beg
Oh, the boys on the radio
They crash and burn
They fold and fade so slow
In your endless summer night
I'll be on the other side
When you're beautiful and dying
All the world that you've denied
When the water is too deep
You can close your eyes and really sleep tonight
Tonight
I want what's yours
Oh, I'd give anything and
I'll take the pain
I wait alone
For what will never come and
I throw it all away
Oh, the boys on the radio
They crash and burn
They fold and fade so slow
In your endless summer night
I'll be on the other side
When you're beautiful and dying
All the world that you've denied
When the water is too deep
You can close your eyes and really sleep tonight
Your beauty blinds
If I let you in
Under my skin
And risen every angel slain
He said he'd never, ever
Ever go
Never ever, ever go away
Baby, I've gone away
In your endless summer night
I'll be on the other side
When you're beautiful and dying
All the world that you've denied
When the water is too deep
You can close your eyes and really sleep tonight
Your beauty blinds
I know where are running to, please come back
Oh, come back again
I hear the truth, it's coming from you
Oh, come back, won't you come back again
In your endless summer night
I'll be on the other side
When you're beautiful and dying
All the world that you've denied
When the water is too deep
I will ease your suffering
When the glitter fades in morning
Turn away and you will find my empty eyes
Your beauty blinds
I know that you are rotten to the core
I know that you don't love me anymore
I know that you are rotten to the core
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Schlongless, believe it or not I give you the benefit of the doubt.
I believe you work in radio, I believe you play golf, I beleive you are married to a woman with fake tittys.
I've worked in radio, I play golf (I hate it but Dad makes me), 3 out of my last four gf's have had 6000 dollar boobs.
It's not that at all.
I just think you're a dick dude. See what I'm saying?
what about this:
http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/aamp3post/3-Boys-and-the-Babies.mp3
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 17:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First of all...I don't post on Uber for you, fucking Guccione-wannabe.
Second, what you think means nothing.
Third, I've already told you...you made the first ten threats to me, hypocrite. You want some, I'm always game. You will need your gun though, Rambo.
And I'll give you my room info and flight info if you want to "take me out" away from my home turf. AC is less than a month away.
Pack up your pimpmobile and come get some. Trust me. I won't run. I promise. I'll be having too much fun playing high roller in for free.
And finally, the band was a punk band, 27 years ago, before the fashionable MTV punk thing happened. On the site where the other stalking dipshit stole the pics from, there's a ton of MP3's downloadable for free. Some are absolute shit, but some are pure gold.
I shared the site with probably 25 Uberites who all had enough class to NOT post the shit all over this room...It's been a unanimous thumbs up.
But that was all a long time ago, Piggie.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loverboy covers I bet.
http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/aamp3post/2-Insulated.mp3
Tell me what you think of that. I'm genuinely curious.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way goober, what kind of muzac DID that band you were in play?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bullshit Hoss. No one believes a word of it. You don't even believe it and it shows. Listening to your nonsense is getting a bit tedious.
Just post some pictures. I'll even give you the webspace. Ftp, a wysiwyg html editor and the whole bit. Let's SEE the fantastic life you live man.
Eat a sandwich or two first though, put on a few pounds.
Your mom just called and she's worried that you are too skinny.
I notice you havent threatened to kick my ass today Pee-Wee. You're showing SOME reason anyway.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I WISH I had pictures of all the young, slim, trim I used to bang back in the band days.
Even more than that, I'd like to see what they all look like NOW, 25 years later.
I'd imagine SOME are still hot.
And Mrs. Shlongy IS the real deal. I definitely married "up", if you catch my drift. She's improving with age while I...well, you get the idea.
The fake rack I got her sure doesn't hurt.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can do better?
Lets see YOUR content skinny. Or even your wife... Or mom...
You know whats REALLY funny?
I got to looking around on one of the sites you posted on your "Schlongless wanks too much thread" and GUESS what...
I shot some of it. I saw at least three sets I did within like 15 minutes of browsing.
Ain't that a hoot.
Want an autographed pic or anything? Holler.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
jimsey- these chicks aren't what anyone with a shave, a haircut, and a real job would call "hot", son.
So quit patting yourself on your back.
Unless your back zits enjoy the popping pain.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wrong and I've got a hundred that says otherwise.
You got paypal?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That girl has the most forced, unhappy look on her face I have ever seen. Were you holding her son at gunpoint off camera, or something?
And it doesn't count as "hanging out with hot chicks" when it's with a stripper, at a strip club, and you just paid her for a lap dance.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, I'm cracking MYSELF up, also a few others. Thats what it's about isn't it?
Laughing?
You remember what thats like?
It's a feeling sorta thingy which if you lay down your arrogance and bullshit for a minute or two you might experience.
Smooch.
I'm out of peanuts, I need to run to Wally World.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck? this guy has like 5 post on MH
gheysauce
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't it time to kiss and make up?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
But BigMike...jimsey here is "winning"...
...something...
according to him, anyway.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So this is what Uber has evolved into,
Wonderful.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahahahahahaha
literally LOL-ing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I have no use for those clubs after they've been up your ass, buddy. Don't like the greasy shafts and grips.
But thanks for thinking of me.
Again.
As usual.
Pretty much 24/7.
Which is sad.
And I'm not getting any work done.
You fuckers.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the highest heat number one can get, anyway?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've just looked over to see that I now have FOUR posts in the top ten most heated.
I feel like I should give something back to the little people who've made this dream a reality.
Schlongless, I just bought you a set of clubs from www.midgetgolf.com.
Where do I send them?
eheheh
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:01:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
Like right now, I feel like kicking someone's ASS.
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Let me run down to the children's hospital and see if I can get a Down's syndrome baby ... I want this to be fair.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:01:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
You people act as if I ENJOY giving out -2's. I don't. But it's part of my job here at Uber.
It pains Shlongy so. Shlongy has feelings, too.
Like right now, I feel like kicking someone's ASS. "
Try beating on a blind three legged chihuaha dude.
Thats about an even match stick boy.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no problem at all combining forces with Schlongless.
However, he has to kneel before me and confess my superiority first.
I'm Batman, see?
He's no where near being Robin yet. He's more like Alfred's proctologist.
He has some evolving to do before he gets invited to Wayne Manor, much less for a ride in the Batmobile.
This is how I see it, and I'm just trying to keep it real.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You people act as if I ENJOY giving out -2's. I don't. But it's part of my job here at Uber.
It pains Shlongy so. Shlongy has feelings, too.
Like right now, I feel like kicking someone's ASS.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This sucks. I think both you guys are pretty fucking funny. Imagine if you combined powers!!! I can't fathom the -2's and the insults that would be thrown out.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
godDAMN Jim's got a big dick
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:29:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
jimsey the slob didn't do a fucking stalk search, Swampy, you fucking coward.
He just took the stuff YOU went and actively searched out and ran with it.
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I'll say it again, so take the cock dribble out of your ear and listen.
SOMEONE YOU PISSED OFF ON THE HOCKEY CHAT BOARD SENT ME YOUR SHIT.
Now, what kind of playa would I be if I just sat on it?
I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK GIRL
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually I'm 22, I was born in january of 1983.
And altho I like the guy, I'm less a jimthefiend supporter than a guy who just really enjoys sticking it to the short bald fags of ubersite- shlorty, mostly- and the fat bald ones- Kai039422631.
So in conclusion; I have nothing to prove to anyone, unlike Shlorty, who tries his pathetic best all day long.
Jimthefiend: I once read that 90% of girls in adult entertainment were sexually abused as children.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
jimsey the slob didn't do a fucking stalk search, Swampy, you fucking coward.
He just took the stuff YOU went and actively searched out and ran with it.
And I'm in and around Texas a lot more than I am Indiana, for chrissakes. Everyone is.
I did invite jimsey to Atlantic City so he could pull his tough guy act on me in person though, Aug. 28 - 29.
Jimsey don't like to gamble, apparently.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One thing dude before I jet.
Most of Uber ARE 19 years old.
It's not my fucking fault you can't relate to the younger generations like I can.
Don't be hatin' man...
:(
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Shlongy, how come no address threats to Jim??
Is it because his is readily available, so your bullshit threat would hold no weight?
And what happened to you kicking my ass? You want to know where I live so "something" will happen?
You're a fucking lying ass sack of shit pussy boy.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Weaker and weaker and weaker you're getting my young soon to be fired apprentice.
It fucking SUCKS to be abused for no apparent reason other than the fact that you had the temerity to open your mouth and speak doesn't it?
I don't care HOW old the kid is, nothing wrong with 19 year olds... I bang them alla time.
Jealous?
Beer run, I'll be back soon honey.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, it's a Loser Throw Down.
I wonder which loser is going to come out on top?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
jimsey - your big booster here, Chinaski, is all of 19 years old.
But he, like you, speaks for "all of Uber".
Feel like a "winner", Pigpen? Did you get your trophy from Uber? You've done nothing. Except show us your gun, and pictures of some really fugly broads. Wow! Way to be, Al Goldstein.
Lameass.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:03:24 EDT (#)
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Hey Schlongless, have your mom gimme a call.
She's got the number. ;)
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:58:49 EDT (#)
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It really does feel good to act 12, doesnt it?
Now what I need is an older woman to come along and tell me to come deliver her newspaper and some cock.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:40:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does Shlorty wear a Rancid hat?
Because of the rank stink of his balding, festering, liver-spotted old man's scalp which never sees the light of day. Or more importantly, the light of flash photography.
Come on, Shlorty. You're the big man who's so proud of himself. Let's have a look-see at your stylin' hair!
Post a pic, dick-licker.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:52:22 EDT (#)
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"continue to provide wholesome, fucking humorous entertainment to the higher IQ-ed adults "
I want some of the acid you are taking.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On some of the pictures you look like Doctor Gonzo (Benicio Del Toro) in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, take that as you will.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:46:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, what a big dick you have
It's even bigger than Urbane's
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shenanigan's. everyone knows that NOBODY has a bigger dick than me
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Shlongy has stood the test of time and will continue to provide wholesome, fucking humorous entertainment to the higher IQ-ed adults long after the tornado blows through your town, Pigpen."
___
HAHAHAHA! You can't call yourself wholesome and ESPECIALLY not "fucking humorous", dickhead. You're one of the least able writers on this site. At least jimthefiend has legible writing. Your pitiful scrawling posts are reminescent of someone who flunked out of seventh grade.
Shlorty, I'm not joking here. The only "entertainment" you provide most people is that people like watching a short shrivel-dicked idiot parade around like he's something. The emperor wears no clothes, dumbass- you aren't funny- you're funny to laugh at.
And honestly, you have never posted anything remotely interesting or thought-provoking, short moron.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This dispshit Jimsey thinks he has "won something" from Shlongy.
I didn't know this was a contest. Rest assured, you couldn't emerge triumphant over me in anything, other that STD count.
Fucking internet geek/loser. Go take a shower. Your appeal here is to the pre-pubescent zitpoppers, and minimum wage earning virgins.
Shlongy has stood the test of time and will continue to provide wholesome, fucking humorous entertainment to the higher IQ-ed adults long after the tornado blows through your town, Pigpen.
Meanwhile, maybe you should throw yourself a parade through the streets of your little shitville town. You sound like you believe that you deserve it. Raise your hands over your head , just like Rocky, Rambo.
Then, blow me.
Gotta do some real work. Camp away on your own post, Genius.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The saddest part of all is just how sad Shlortbaldnapoleoncomplexy is coming across as. Look at his pitiful, constructed comments... "you are playing into my hand"... what the fuck does that mean, shlortdick? How the fuck is jimthefiend playing into YOUR hand? You've just come down with a vicious case of PNEMOWNYA, bitch!
P.S. Have you bought that island yet, you simpering, flatulent loser?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mayor of the trailer park I may be. I'd still rather be that than you Schongless.
Words simply cannot express how much of a worthless waste of internet access you are.
Just go away.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:45:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not going anywhere, ya limey fag, Tuesday.
Circe...I thought we had a special thing going...and you're leaving me for the Mayor of the Trailer Park?
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Mayor of the trailer park is an AWESOME thing to be, Jim!
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 13:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:52:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
jimsy, you clueless n00b.... "
this clueless noob has got 3 posts on the top ten most heated right now, and will prolly have a 4th by the end of the day unless i get bored or drunk.
so whos the noob?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you wanna keep being clueless, beligerent and ignorant you can be next.
he's impotent now and a big fucking joke. is that a feeling you really wanna experience?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wake up Jonny. It's already been done.
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your a hugeo loser
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:08:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
THERE you are.
I was starting to wonder if I'd hurt your feelings.
So tell me again how you'd beat me down.
You're a twat, this seals it and I fucking own you.
_______
*sigh*
jimsy, you clueless n00b....
Didn't I tell you about this? You have about as much chance at 'owning' Shlongy as you do 'owning' a decent haircut.
You just DON'T get it, do you?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THIS, Ladies and Gentleman; is what a broken man sounds like:
"Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:45:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not going anywhere, ya limey fag, Tuesday.
Circe...I thought we had a special thing going...and you're leaving me for the Mayor of the Trailer Park? "
I almost feel sorry for you. Almost.
Heres a hint bigmouth. You may think you're the largest shark in the sea, but let me tell ya, a bigger one always comes along.
You've flooded this site with your fucking meritless beligerent bullshit for long enough. You're done.
I'd like to introduce myself at this point.
Howdy, I'm Jimthefiend and I'm the real fucking deal.
Now shut the fuck up tool, no one likes you.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongster, babes - I just can't resist his fresh-from-the-strip-club scent of success and his I-never-learned-to-use-a-comb hairstyle - who could?
(Meet me in an hour behind the dumpsters, I'll do that thing with my tongue and three hamsters you like so much)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not going anywhere, ya limey fag, Tuesday.
Circe...I thought we had a special thing going...and you're leaving me for the Mayor of the Trailer Park?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. This is like that moment when Eric Rice was found out and he ran out things to say until he eventually got banned and probably died.
Goodbye, Shlongy.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Honey you were DRUNK...
You FELL down the stairs.
You broke your glasses on my pelvic bone if you catch my drift.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU BROKE MY GLASSES WHEN YOU PUSHED ME DOWNSTAIRS AND THAT MY CONTACT LENSES GOT LOST IN YOUR FUCKING JUNGLE PUBES
FUCK YOU
I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER TRYING
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:36:13 (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:29:30 (#)
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Circe has seen it on webcam and will vouch for the veracity (read ferocity) of my mammoth twat poker.
For real.
________
*squinting, as though reading from something very far away*
Indeed. Jim has a very large penis. It is missive... massive! Massive. And i would like to... gang? hang?.... bang! Bang him. For whores--uh, HOURS.
*beams happily*
Money now. "
that wasnt what i told you to say woman.
you can just forget getting that Angels Pearl Anal Plug now.
bitch
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, I know! Nappy Roots day!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:36:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:29:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe has seen it on webcam and will vouch for the veracity (read ferocity) of my mammoth twat poker.
For real.
________
*squinting, as though reading from something very far away*
Indeed. Jim has a very large penis. It is missive... massive! Massive. And i would like to... gang? hang?.... bang! Bang him. For whores--uh, HOURS.
*beams happily*
Money now.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is true, this is true.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
living in that area of indiana, wtf else IS there to talk about moron
know what i mean?
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, I lived in New Albany for about 6 months. I never went to Paoli, but of course I heard a LOT about it.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe has seen it on webcam and will vouch for the veracity (read ferocity) of my mammoth twat poker.
For real.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Paoli Peaks. Wow, what'd ya know...
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you accusing me of fabricating that wang in photoshop or something?
That hurts.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If that was really your cock, it would have cameo'd in the boat picture.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, don't we all wish we were white chested greebers so we could fly around screwing sexy rocks all day instead of going to work.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I smell like Axe "Touch" body spray.
But the rest of that is pretty much true.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have dreadful hair, no manners, no morals, the sexual appetite of a White Chested Greeber which spends 6/7 of its life ferociously copulating with nearby rocks, a mouth like a sailor, a mind like a toilet, and you probably smell like ass.
Still, though, you're better than Shlongy.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THERE you are.
I was starting to wonder if I'd hurt your feelings.
So tell me again how you'd beat me down.
You're a twat, this seals it and I fucking own you.
Scamper, scamper away.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is actually pretty fucking funny but because you have zero intelligence, and don't realize that you're getting played like a marionette, you can't have a 2.
You're nothing without me, Pigpen. And you're not much WITH me around, either.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Cin, sweety. You like nature crap, check this out: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72162
I couldnt resist bumping it off the first page with this.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:02:59 EDT (#)
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Nah man I usually head west. Utah, Colorado etc.
I did manage to hit some UBER fucking slopes in Europe when I was in the Army though.
THOSE are hills.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-01 12:01:39 EDT (#)
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Ever tried any of the WV slopes. I mean if I want big I'll go to Vermont but I'm talking about a local place I can get up on saturday and run too. Remember I'm in NJ right now so I a hop and a skip from the Pocono's.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
vurry funny
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Badass. Sorta.
Theres a place in Indiana about an hour north of Louisville KY, thats OK.
I use that term loosely.
Paoli Peaks. The trails arent awful, they are just short.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how many women have you fucked ?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jim, Come to Vancouver. We'll smoke giant reefers & attempt suicide on a black diamond run at Whistler. Bring the stick!
Nice post, but now it's time to move on.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68789
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67478
and
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65741
wanna BUY shlongy?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65900
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot Damn, Santa does exist. Thanks Santa it's just what I've always wanted.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jim is there local snowboarding in your area, as I said before I am looking to move to central Kentucky and I need to know.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That chick is totally cute and Rancid is well... Rancid.
I got your soup hanging in my ballsack man.
No offense.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanna go snowboarding
You need to see a doctor about that penis of yours
You hang out with big breasteded females
You kind of look like Slash
what else can one say?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-08-01 11:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That chick is not hot AND you bagged on Rancid. No soup for you.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so funny that I'm having trouble breathing. You fucking ROCK, jimthefiend- ploos 100!
I never even hoped or dreamed it could be laid down this hard on poor, impotent, hairless Shlorty- that skinny geek has never been portrayed so well.
And as for you, Shlorty, who will soon be camping on this post even though I'm sure he's already seen it since he spends every waking hour on Ubersite camping, perusing, plotting, and dosing himself with Viagra or Cialis to maintain a rubbery semblance of an erection, you're akin to a (suprisingly hairless!) Chihuahua. Jimthefiend's post makes him out to be a noble, proud Huskie. A winner, in other words.
Talk what shit you might about his long hair, cigarette smoking, and fine, naked women, but...
Oh wait, that's the life you desperately try to create for yourself by "spending large amounts of money" (maybe) in the fantasy world of casinos, when you try to buy ubersite friends, and when you buy your hideous dog of a wife fake breasts.
Way to go, Jim, this was completely awesome. You buried that poor man.
Way to go, Shlorty; any amateur psychologist could see you're so riddled with inferiorities that the wind blows through your skinny ass like a bamboo flute.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
<chuckles>
Submitted by scarysmile (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're both pathetic losers. You make fun of him for being tje pathetic weak piece of shit that he is, but you are not strong, you are just a fat slob.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell that naked girl to hit the beach. Toooooo pale, burning my eyes.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna throw up my nuts.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:47:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Weak sauce, man. "
I am aware of this.
And?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And you're every bit as obsessed with him as you say he is with you.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Weak sauce, man.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, what a big dick you have
It's even bigger than Urbane's
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-01 10:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72166
Linkwhore to Swampy, who made this all possible.