1980s Movies Vol. 2: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1238 hits)
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Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2005-08-01 14:08:13 EDT
Had more than a few suggestions on the first installment of what may become a series, so here's number TWO.
Yes, I know I didn't include all suggestions, which meant either:
1. I didn't have time
2. I didn't feel like it
3. Your suggestion blew Moose Cock. Live with it.
nitty
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-03 15:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, where's the John Hughes installment?
Also, I LOVE HELEN SLATER!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-03 11:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:02:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
As I was traipsing about Wal-Mart the other day the $7.50 DVD rack caught my eye. I saw there the quitessential bad 80's movie. I had to have it. Quickly grabbing the DVD from the rack I clutched it to my chest like Gollum holding his Precious. Scurrying (again, much like the aforementioned Gollum) to the checkout (and forgetting the cart full of groceries I left by the DVD rack) I threw a twenty dollar bill at the cashier as I ran out of the store.
After being stopped by security when the anti-theft alarms started going berzerk, I was led back to the cashier, collected my change and got the DVD case de-magnetized. Then I left the store shamefacedly.
The treasure I worked so hard to get?
Beastmaster, baby.
Oooooooh yeah.
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Oh FUCK YEA! Beastmaster fucking RULES!
I miss the age of the hero fantasy. It was a good genre. Where did it go?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As I was traipsing about Wal-Mart the other day the $7.50 DVD rack caught my eye. I saw there the quitessential bad 80's movie. I had to have it. Quickly grabbing the DVD from the rack I clutched it to my chest like Gollum holding his Precious. Scurrying (again, much like the aforementioned Gollum) to the checkout (and forgetting the cart full of groceries I left by the DVD rack) I threw a twenty dollar bill at the cashier as I ran out of the store.
After being stopped by security when the anti-theft alarms started going berzerk, I was led back to the cashier, collected my change and got the DVD case de-magnetized. Then I left the store shamefacedly.
The treasure I worked so hard to get?
Beastmaster, baby.
Oooooooh yeah.
Submitted by sleepingmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Im-a gonna chop off your dork, and Im-a gonna nail it to the wall."
Farggin bastiges
Awesome
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-02 04:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HAHAHAHA
I remember 'Soul Man'... truly awful movie
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is Fargin' war!
Also, if you're to be doing a series on '80s flicks, may I suggest John Carpenter's, "The Thing."
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-01 20:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I watched summer school yesterday, you should include that.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw Johnny Dangerously and just thought.....
..... You Fagin Bastiges. My mother kicked me in the balls once......Once.
I love you forever. But not in a ghey way.
-Dave
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could stretch this out to episode No. 93 or so....
Awesome series!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot "Earth Girls Are Easy"
You suck
*wink*
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Legend of Billie Jean, come on with the whole morality lesson what a flick.
"Earn as you learn"
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gleaming the cube, the toy, license to drive
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
80's A movies: Maniquan (sp?), Goonies, Little Monsters, Monster Squad, Princess Bride
B Movie that you forgot, possibly C: The Labyrinth!!!!! David Bowie, HOT!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What about "Six Pack" Nitty? Can't go wrong with Kenny Rogers and a bunch of hillbilly orphans, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although I don't blame Micael J. Fox one bit for stalking down Helen Slater. I STILL think of doing that. I wonder what the fuck happened to her?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I admit I've seen 'em all - more than once - and this particular batch of shit (The Money Pit being the exception) is seemingly listed in some kind of order, from hilarious to shitty.
Howard the Duck- how bad was that? Sitting there, preying that Lea Thompson would give us a look at those titties.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fudge, if you like that wait till you see what I have in store for Vol 3. You're going to cream your pants.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Howard the Duck...
OH man...
When she acts like she wants to sleep with the duck...
I'll admit, I jerked to that when I was like, 12... Now, I'm so ashamed...
*sob*
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for Howard The Duck reference.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With the exception of "One Crazy Summer" these movies all sucked ass. Even "Summer" was pretentious and shitty, but still kinduvfunny.
Anyway, thanks for making me feel even older than I already do, shithead.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SECRET OF MY SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!
If i was gay, i'd totally fuck you, man.
without lube.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done. Muppets Take Manhattan?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've only seen the money pit. i musta seen it on USA when they had that tom hanks orgy for a few months back in the day.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I am older when these movies were popular.....20 years ago
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Johnny's getting laid again.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to see "Wet Hot American Summer" which sounds like a gay porn I know, but is a damn funny movie
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's amazing, I too used to watch Howard the Duck all the time. I saw it on a movie channel a couple of days ago and started dry heaving. It was that bad. I wanted to slap the shit out of my younger self.