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1980s Movies Vol. 2: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1238 hits)

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Rating: 1.88 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2005-08-01 14:08:13 EDT


Had more than a few suggestions on the first installment of what may become a series, so here's number TWO.

Yes, I know I didn't include all suggestions, which meant either:

1. I didn't have time
2. I didn't feel like it
3. Your suggestion blew Moose Cock. Live with it.



nitty

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-03 15:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dude, where's the John Hughes installment?

Also, I LOVE HELEN SLATER!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-03 11:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:02:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

As I was traipsing about Wal-Mart the other day the $7.50 DVD rack caught my eye. I saw there the quitessential bad 80's movie. I had to have it. Quickly grabbing the DVD from the rack I clutched it to my chest like Gollum holding his Precious. Scurrying (again, much like the aforementioned Gollum) to the checkout (and forgetting the cart full of groceries I left by the DVD rack) I threw a twenty dollar bill at the cashier as I ran out of the store.

After being stopped by security when the anti-theft alarms started going berzerk, I was led back to the cashier, collected my change and got the DVD case de-magnetized. Then I left the store shamefacedly.

The treasure I worked so hard to get?

Beastmaster, baby.


Oooooooh yeah.

---------------------

Oh FUCK YEA! Beastmaster fucking RULES!

I miss the age of the hero fantasy. It was a good genre. Where did it go?

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As I was traipsing about Wal-Mart the other day the $7.50 DVD rack caught my eye. I saw there the quitessential bad 80's movie. I had to have it. Quickly grabbing the DVD from the rack I clutched it to my chest like Gollum holding his Precious. Scurrying (again, much like the aforementioned Gollum) to the checkout (and forgetting the cart full of groceries I left by the DVD rack) I threw a twenty dollar bill at the cashier as I ran out of the store.

After being stopped by security when the anti-theft alarms started going berzerk, I was led back to the cashier, collected my change and got the DVD case de-magnetized. Then I left the store shamefacedly.

The treasure I worked so hard to get?

Beastmaster, baby.


Oooooooh yeah.

Submitted by sleepingmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Im-a gonna chop off your dork, and Im-a gonna nail it to the wall."
Farggin bastiges
Awesome

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-02 04:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HA HAHAHAHA

I remember 'Soul Man'... truly awful movie

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is Fargin' war!



Also, if you're to be doing a series on '80s flicks, may I suggest John Carpenter's, "The Thing."

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-01 20:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I watched summer school yesterday, you should include that.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw Johnny Dangerously and just thought.....

..... You Fagin Bastiges. My mother kicked me in the balls once......Once.

I love you forever. But not in a ghey way.

-Dave

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You could stretch this out to episode No. 93 or so....

Awesome series!

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot "Earth Girls Are Easy"


You suck


*wink*

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-01 15:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Legend of Billie Jean, come on with the whole morality lesson what a flick.

"Earn as you learn"

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gleaming the cube, the toy, license to drive

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

80's A movies: Maniquan (sp?), Goonies, Little Monsters, Monster Squad, Princess Bride

B Movie that you forgot, possibly C: The Labyrinth!!!!! David Bowie, HOT!

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What about "Six Pack" Nitty? Can't go wrong with Kenny Rogers and a bunch of hillbilly orphans, right?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Although I don't blame Micael J. Fox one bit for stalking down Helen Slater. I STILL think of doing that. I wonder what the fuck happened to her?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I admit I've seen 'em all - more than once - and this particular batch of shit (The Money Pit being the exception) is seemingly listed in some kind of order, from hilarious to shitty.

Howard the Duck- how bad was that? Sitting there, preying that Lea Thompson would give us a look at those titties.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fudge, if you like that wait till you see what I have in store for Vol 3. You're going to cream your pants.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Howard the Duck...

OH man...

When she acts like she wants to sleep with the duck...

I'll admit, I jerked to that when I was like, 12... Now, I'm so ashamed...

*sob*

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 for Howard The Duck reference.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

With the exception of "One Crazy Summer" these movies all sucked ass. Even "Summer" was pretentious and shitty, but still kinduvfunny.

Anyway, thanks for making me feel even older than I already do, shithead.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SECRET OF MY SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!

If i was gay, i'd totally fuck you, man.

without lube.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well done. Muppets Take Manhattan?

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i've only seen the money pit. i musta seen it on USA when they had that tom hanks orgy for a few months back in the day.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know I am older when these movies were popular.....20 years ago

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Johnny's getting laid again.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to see "Wet Hot American Summer" which sounds like a gay porn I know, but is a damn funny movie

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-08-01 14:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's amazing, I too used to watch Howard the Duck all the time. I saw it on a movie channel a couple of days ago and started dry heaving. It was that bad. I wanted to slap the shit out of my younger self.


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Homer the Heretic