Porno Peril (1244 hits)
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Submitted by <fallenangel> (View user info) at 2005-08-01 20:37:49 EDT
One night in high school we were driving around with nothing to do and my boyfriend at the time got the bright idea that we stop off at the Adult Video Megaplex to check it out. I didn't really feel like going, but I was the only female with a group of four guys so I got outvoted. I thought "Ok. It's just a store. It can't be that bad."
Ahhh, to be that naive again.
It actually wasn't that bad at first. We checked out the covers of a few movies, had a few laughs, and I saw my first butt plug — it scared me. The look on my boyfriend's face when he saw it scared me more.
And then they saw the viewing room.
Warning: Sexually explicit films in progress. NO ONE allowed without manager approval.
Thanks,
Management
Somehow my "There is absolutely no way in hell you are going to get me to go in there. EVER!" got changed to "Ok, as long as it's just for five minutes."
I still have no idea how that happened.
So we walked into this small, dark room that instantly smelled like stale ass. It was set up like a small theatre with three rows of stadium seating and a medium-sized movie screen. The movie playing was of some mediocre looking guy having a threesome with two gorgeous looking women. Talk about fiction.
The boys wanted to sit down. I refused. I may have only been 18 years old but I knew what went on in those chairs. I told them I would stand by the wall if they wanted to go sit down. I wasn't really expecting them to take me up on the offer ... but they did. Assholes.
Everything was Ok for a few minutes because we were the only people in the room and I was certain the boys would get bored any second and want to go. I mean once you have seen one porno you've seen them all, right?
I drastically underestimated the power of the porno.
After the agreed upon five minuets were up I went to the end of the row they were sitting in and asked if they were ready to go. I got a half annoyed "In a few minutes." as an answer. So I went to stand by the wall again for "a few minutes."
After another twelve minutes of standing there I became aware of a periodic warm sensation on the back of my neck. I turned to see this grotesque overweight Mexican staring at me and breathing down my neck while he beat his meat.
I was so repulsed that I pushed past him and left the store without telling anyone.
As I was sitting on top of the car, certain that my boyfriend and my friends would notice that I was not in there anymore any second and come out, the meat-beating pervert walked out of the store.
I tried to jump off the car and hide, but it was too late- he had already spotted me and was on his way over. I froze. I didn't know what to do. Was he going to kidnap me? Was he going to rape me? Why the fuck didn't I suggest going to Denny's and getting coffee instead?
I remember thinking this must be what a deer in headlights feels like - Completely fucking stupid.
"I see you in viewing room." He had that thick accent that made it sound like he had just eluded the border patrol earlier that day.
"Uuuummm... yeah." [Dimwitted twit. Why the fuck are you talking to him?]
"You left while ago. Why still here?"
"I ... I'm waiting for my boyfriend to get out." [My stupid fucking boyfriend whose ass I'm going to kick later.]
"I can give you a ride home."
[Please God, if you get me out of this I swear I will never do anything bad again.] "That's alright. This is my car. I have a ride."
"I can give you a ride."
[Holy shit, I'm going to get raped. <panic...PANIC!>] "No, th.. that's Ok. I don't need a ride ... a ride home. This is my car I'm sitting on."
"Where you live?"
"I .. uummm ... [find something to hit him with, FIND SOMETHING TO HIT HIM WITH, NOW!] ... around."
"Come with me and I can take you there."
"No... like I said ... I have a ride ... my friends will be out any minute now." [Just get up and walk away. Just walk away. God I wish my legs would work.]
"I want to give you a ride."
[Please somebody help me. Anybody please!] "No ... I..."
And finally, after what seemed like an eternity, I saw my boyfriend emerge from the store. He looked around and saw me over by the car. As he walked up I could see that he had a very pissed off look on his face.
Thank God! He'll tell this creep off and we can finally leave.
Boyfriend: "What the hell are you doing out here?"
Me: "What? I..."
Boyfriend: Completely ignoring the pervert standing less than five feet away. "What the hell are you doing out here by yourself? Don't you know you could get kidnapped in a place like this?"
Me: "Well, I was in there but this guy (pointing)..."
Boyfriend: "Excuse us, sir. We need to talk in private."
Pervert walks to his car and leaves.
Me: [WHAT THE FUCK!?]
Boyfriend: "Don't you ever leave like that without me again!"
Me: "Oh don't worry, I won't." [Cock-sucking motherfucker.]
That was my last trip to the Adult Video Megaplex.
And the last night I ever expected that guy to stand up for me.
User Reviews
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-01 22:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If your boyfriend had been any kind of man he would have made sure you were ok. You should have told him after you broke up with him that you were about to blow the mexican and he interrupted you ;)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-03 17:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-03 09:56:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
So your boyfriend watched porn and then yelled at you, he must be gay because he sure as hell wasn't horny.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-03 09:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So your boyfriend watched porn and then yelled at you, he must be gay because he sure as hell wasn't horny.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HHAHA
that is awesome
go stomp on somebody's nuts, i'll hold the camera and give the tape to Schlongy for his bizarre inclinations towards the 'erotic'
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-02 08:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your best post so far by a long shot.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-02 07:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Far out. How could anyone sit in a movie theatre with their mates 'chastening the young master'? I swear I would not be able to get it up in that setting, far too weird.
You'd have been better off with the mexican.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-02 03:11:48 EDT (#)
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Hell no we're not still together. This happened about seven years ago in San Antonio.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good story
Submitted by justsayno (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
tell me you told the boyfriend to Fuck Off. No way should he have taken you there in the first place, what a disgusting douche.
p.s do you want to meet at a gloryhole sometime?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-08-02 01:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dragonOT02 (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:19:25 EDT (#)
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Your boyfriends a cock-suckin motherfucker....where was this by chance?
Submitted by chillboy (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:04:25 EDT (#)
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That would be one and a half dead mexicans right there. Some fag beatin off to porn while his girl was in the parking lot.....that's where the other half mexican came from. If you're still together, bitch slap him for me.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:48:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:13:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your boyfriend was a douchebag.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cock-sucking motherfucker indeed.
good story. poor you.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I was in the Navy a bunch of sailors dragged me into one of those places in Philadelphia. It was a vile experience, heartwrenching and depressing. I saw a woman having intercourse with a enourmous boar.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're boyfriend should have
been at home worshiping your
cookie instead of beating off
with his buddies. wtf. asswipe.
ps.
the fact that he was a sweaty man
with an accent made me believe the
whole story. people with accents
beat off a lot. have a good day.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:15:22 EDT (#)
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Thanks, lordofthedance, I'm trying. You couldn't have expected me to get it right off the bat.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your boyfriend was a douchebag.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, what the hell am I talking about? My posts are the worst ever. Hahahahaha.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally you've posted something halfway decent.
+2 for this not being a poem or pathetic attempt at hitwhoring.
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-08-01 20:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what a creep..both dudes