Online Tests : Do Geese Like You? (904 hits)
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Submitted by d_prime <dprime.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-01 21:09:21 EDT
Someone linked me to an online test today.
I didn't do it, nor is what it was about important. It was one of those online tests that are set up as though they're going to tell you something really meaningful that you don't already know that you should rush to put on a blog.
Now, I like online tests.. sort of. I just don't understand why I should put the results on the Internet. More importantly, I don't understand the ones that try to tell you important things about your self. Online tests are not able to tell you any thing that matters you. A small, 50-line program done in Java Script is not better at establishing important ideas from small pieces of information about your self than you are. If it is better at that than you, then you probably aren't clever enough to know how to use a computer any way.
The good online tests are the ones like 'Do Geese Like You?' that are bullshit and don't pretend to be any thing else. I'm also okay with the ones that take information about your self and apply it to things you don't understand, however, if you don't understand the thing, you probably don't care about how you apply to it; but, sometimes these are useful to people trying to learn something, especially young people, like 'what political affiliation are you?'
But what really matters is that Geese hate me,
and that I like it like that.
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:19:36 EDT (#)
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(Yeah, I'm bored and can't sleep.)
How does every one feel about stealing this idea for DPM2? http://www.ubersite.com/m/30377
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:14:23 EDT (#)
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on 70 trillion reviews.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:13:25 EDT (#)
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My next post is going to be 'Why I've fully supported the second Gulf War ever since I saw Rad and Shlongy make love last night (NSFW)' It will get 14 trillion hits and have a rating of -47.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:12:16 EDT (#)
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This better get best post ever and 1.4billion hits.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:03:29 EDT (#)
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Funnaaay
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:37:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/39884
In case any one is wondering about the image.
If you want to figure it out but don't want to read that, just use your browser to search for 'geese.'
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:30:13 EDT (#)
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I was put down as sociopath too. I'm also friends with capitalist pig and enemies with hippi.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:27:45 EDT (#)
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Your opposite is a hippie?
Uh duh.... about 20 or 30 thousand of them, at least
Let's see: creeps+smokes+hippies= BIG #'s
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:27:24 EDT (#)
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/dprime/derickpolitical2.jpg
This is me, right in-between Ted Nugent and the Unabomber. Yay.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:14:05 EDT (#)
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I'd be capitalist-libertarian on that. I don't like how Anarchist is in the upper-right. It should be omitted. It isn't about more or less freedom, which anarchism would end up in the middle of (free from the government but not the rapist text door) but anti-organization 'establishment.' Lassiez-faire capitalist shold be in the upper-right.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:12:52 EDT (#)
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What kind of fuel efficiency does a phallic silhouette get anyway?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:11:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/71573
Indeed I had a post like that.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:09:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:05:49 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. Nice job Rad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:04:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:53:23 EDT (#)
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I agree.
This one is mildly amusing though: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:46:30 EDT (#)
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I'd like to take that test.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:28:20 EDT (#)
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66.67% of people on Ubersite scare me.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:27:02 EDT (#)
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I am 100% certain they do not
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:23:03 EDT (#)
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I like geese! Sexually.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:15:33 EDT (#)
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....ew.
Submitted by Ananda (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:13:11 EDT (#)
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Geese love me!