When is Incest Right? Part Two. (5973 hits)
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Submitted by Rad slipping past the point of no return (View user info) at 2005-08-01 21:26:48 EDT
http://www.emergency.com/chi-tria.htm
These motherfuckers are hard core.
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Pain.
A shooting lightening bolt blazes into my lower back with electric blue brilliance; alcohol had had no effect on numbing my misery. I had driven down into Naked City with the intent of paying off an "entertainment industry worker" in order to fulfill my treacherous desire and now this new development has altered my plans for this afternoon. It was now coming on 4:25pm, and I still had to beat the wife home. I figure I'd forego the strip clubs and head straight for the Oriental massage parlor right next to the Can-Can Room; Asian Star or some generic name these places give themselves. Perhaps I could have the girl take care of the aching pain in my back right before she took care of the bittersweet twinging in my front.
Red Rocket glided smoothly into a parking space directly in front of the Asian Star's front door. I exited my van and then urinated onto my front tire, with the driver side door open as to block any gawkers view of my package. In my drunken judgment, I didn't want to have to ask to use the toilet inside the place. It was too personal to me.
Entering the parlor is akin to stepping through a portal to another world. Calming blue on the ceiling, calming blue on the walls, a lavender colored scent drifted in from the back rooms. There is easily a 30º drop in temperature from the blistering outside to this cool faux paradise. I sit in a chair and stare at the wall fish tank until she comes out to greet me.
"You want half-hour or hour?" She is all business, speaking in a heavy accent. I think of that old joke about the Chinese buffet (you go home now you eat too much) and it's all I can do not to snigger in her face. I hand over the $50 for a half-hour session and she leads me into a back room.
"Take off all your clothes and get on the table."
I do as I am told. I hide the rest of my wad in my shorts and hang them up on a hook. When I am naked I lay face down on the massage table. The walls are blue in here as well. Psychological trickery of the mind. One probably wouldn't enjoy a massage so much in a room with scenes of murder and rape splayed out everywhere; the blue is just more subtle, like a placebo dose of Paxil. I wait for her to return.
She comes back in and I look at the clock. 4:40pm. These people like to short change you on time spent enjoying yourself; a business like this operates on the principal that time is money and money is to be made. She tells me her name is Rita, and I get a good look at her. Rita stands about 5'0", weighs 98lbs soaking wet. She is a typical petite Chinese woman, small apple buds for breasts, a nice small firm ass. I explain the pain in my back and she goes right to work.
Directly in front of my eyes on the wall is a framed NOTICE OF PROSTITUTION, signed by the owner of this fine establishment and with a raised state seal at the bottom. As Rita is walking on my back I take the time to read about how prostitution is illegal in Clark County and that IT IS ILLEGAL to solicit any of the massage professionals for sex and vice versa. "Well," I think to myself while being acutely aware of Übersite's lack of italics, "the impetus of responsibility is on Rita if I am to get a happy ending out of this. Let's see how this plays out."
Rita has me flip over on my back as she dims the light slightly. She oils her hands up and begins to rub my chest and belly. While going back and forth across my body, each skin cell aware of its place in the universe, she brushes the tip of my cock. It stirs.
"Hehehehehehe I so sorry mister, was that okay?" She brings her cupped hand to her mouth and giggles, 15 years melt off her face as the schoolgirl she once was stands out brightly. "You want for me to massage you there? I do it for tip." We dicker, I lowball her, she protests then acquiesces to my demands and price. Rita reaches for the oil.
These massage specialists work magic with their hands. Never have I met a woman able to manually manipulate my member with any expert degree as those who are pros. My hand explored Rita's body; her petite apple of an ass, the small breasts, the jutting nipples. I lightly pinched her left nipple and she lost her rhythm on my cock. "You make me come too mister not how this go!" Oh, this was now a game for me, to see if I could bring her as heightened state of arousal as I.
Our breathing became heavy and labored, I could feel my pulse quicken. Thinking of baseball stats while massaging Rita's breasts and ass; sliding my hand between her quivering thighs. This is what finally gets me off, the pleasure of another person. I quickly bring my hand from her moistened panties and slam it on the back of her neck. My ejaculate begins to spew forth as I bring her face down towards my chest; covering her in my seed. My grip on her body loosens as my lower body spasms; she springs up like a jack in the box. Gawking open-mouthed at me, herself, and the mess I made, Rita begins to back toward the door; I could hear a small noise beginning to emanate from the back of her throat. This was my cue to dress lickety-split; shorts, shirt, and sandals; and get the hell out of there as fast as I can. On the way out the door I heard Rita cry out, "That fat man raped me! Get him!"
The way I figured it, the shot in the face distracted her long enough for me to leave the joint without actually giving her any more money for a simple handjob. Why would I pay for something I can do for myself at my own convenience? I managed to get the pain in my ass taken care of, the evil seed in my balls evacuated, and a fucking rush for pulling the ultimate dine-n-dash. I was able to hop into the Red Rocket and get out of Dodge before any of the triad types in the back room got to me. No worries about getting the police called on me; prostitution is illegal in Clark County, and this joint didn't need John Q. Law involved in their business of vice.
5:13pm. I may have enough time to stop off at the wing shop on the way home. A shower could come later, and I had a sudden taste for Teriyaki chicken. Or maybe some Moo Goo Gai Pan. I had already served up the cream of Sum Yung Gai.
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Author's note: This work is a work of fiction. Any similarities to people, places, or things; living or dead; that have ever existed in any work of fiction or non fiction is a total coincidence. That any similarity to anything that has actually gone down in real life is a total fucking coincedence too. This stuff definitely did not happen to me ever. never ever. (you hear that, Metropolitan Police?)
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Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2008-03-16 16:04:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-16 05:35:17 EDT (#)
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answer me you whore
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-16 05:11:41 EDT (#)
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oh you bloody fucking cunt alter if you don't get it you are a fucking moron.
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FOR YOU
Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-16 04:41:13 EDT (#)
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Whats the story got 2 do with the title?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:16:00 EST (#)
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yes, this is the goods, it's actually quite painful to read in my state, too good.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:56:16 (#)
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this was brilliant
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Aye it was, immodestly so.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-11 07:56:16 EST (#)
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this was brilliant
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:52:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:30:25 EDT (#)
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fair enough, I was getting to this with my alter, but you beat me to it.
be sure to leave a +2 to balance as well.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:12:40 EDT (#)
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well...if you want to be fair
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-02 01:33:48 EDT (#)
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recalc
Submitted by Travisty (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:55:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-08-06 04:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(Plum fergot to rate this when I was sick.)
Rape Rape Revolution.
Rad: the master of making real life fictional.
Hope you have a good lawyer!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One probably wouldn't enjoy a massage so much in a room with scenes of murder and rape splayed out everywhere;
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philistine.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 03:10:54 EDT (#)
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I miss darko
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-04 19:34:50 EDT (#)
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THIS DIDNT HAPPEN EITHER
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-03 17:29:08 EDT (#)
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For those of you playing at home, you want to ask for a massage 'with full release' - wink, wink , nudge, nudge!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-03 13:54:57 EDT (#)
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"The first rule of Ubersite is - you do not talk about Ubersite"
tell me about it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:22:34 EDT (#)
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I really think this could have been on bored at work, but I made an ubersite reference, and that probably ruined it.
and the pornography.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:41:06 EDT (#)
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Well, what can I say. Besides being entirely strange, Rad also can write pretty damn good.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:56:33 EDT (#)
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this was my 200th post
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:45:12 EDT (#)
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I'm gonna write part 3 after I go out tonight.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-02 10:28:21 EDT (#)
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It's 12:30am... I have work in the morning. I'm going to bed...
Night uber.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:50:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-08-02 08:55:34 EDT (#)
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PROSTITUTION IS GHEY! VOTE FOR THE BUTTSEX PARTY!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-02 05:15:41 EDT (#)
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want me to email you the screenshot I took before I knocked it off?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-02 03:57:56 EDT (#)
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now look what you've done rad- you are corrupting the boys.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-02 03:56:37 EDT (#)
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I saw this on the page when I was ubering at work... but thought if I got caught reading a long article with the heading "When is Incest Right?" it may cause a few suspicions...
Glad I came home and read it though... Inspires me to go to an Asian masseuse.
And rape her.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-02 03:53:46 EDT (#)
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seedy, Rad. well done!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-02 03:28:39 EDT (#)
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Always.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 03:08:22 EDT (#)
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Oh you just reminded me that she did this really nice thing with a towel.
OH WAIT THIS WAS FICTION
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-02 03:05:24 EDT (#)
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Very nice and descriptive, I could almost feel your balls tightening.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:50:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:44:47 (#)
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Thank you.
Are you still mad at me for ripping into that author we both enjoy?
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Y-you, slandered me???
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:44:47 EDT (#)
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Thank you.
Are you still mad at me for ripping into that author we both enjoy?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-02 02:31:35 EDT (#)
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"lavender colored scent"
Very, very nice.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-02 01:55:22 EDT (#)
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Rad is so bad hes good.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:55:54 EDT (#)
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I have to time out and go home. I'll review more in depth later.
I did read it however.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:48:41 EDT (#)
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SHE JUST TOLD ME SHE IS GOING OUT TO THE CLUB TONIGHT AND I AM NOT INVITED
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:22:25 EDT (#)
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so you won't feel left in the cold while mrs. rad is out burninating the countryside
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:40:56 EDT (#)
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i'm still telling on you Tolkien.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:08:43 EDT (#)
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I guess this has too many words for most people around here.
or maybe the words are just too big?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:51:58 EDT (#)
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I'm telling mrs rad.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:37:00 EDT (#)
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"That fat man raped me! Get him!"
ahhahhhahhaahhahahhahhhahahhaahhahahha
fine show - caught me by suprise too, i thought things were getting quite romantic for a moment.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:31:23 EDT (#)
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Yeah baby!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:28:06 EDT (#)
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HERE IS PART ONE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72115