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I wanna be in Shlongy's Band (858 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 1.76 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by _Q_ (View user info) at 2005-08-01 21:56:32 EDT


Is that so wrong? I think I'd fit right in.

That's me ripping a solo on the harmonica.


Do I pass the audition?




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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-04 13:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PURPLE

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-03 17:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

looks like jimthefiend on banjo

Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ummm...where can I pick up a shirt like that....

So I can be one of the cool kids!

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:24:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:11:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin' A.

Well, I did screw a couple of chicks that were KINDA close to that age back then, who snuck into the bars for the shows.

It was a living... "






so YOURE a pedo

i fucking knew you were projecting


Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:11:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin' A.

Well, I did screw a couple of chicks that were KINDA close to that age back then, who snuck into the bars for the shows.

It was a living... "






so YOURE a pedo

i fucking knew you were projecting

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 09:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/72235

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-02 08:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-02 03:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, you're too good looking for Shlongy's band.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JEFF LABEN

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can blow a mean dick..................




















I mean saxaphone

Submitted by sealab2021 (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:11:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin' A.

Well, I did screw a couple of chicks that were KINDA close to that age back then, who snuck into the bars for the shows.

It was a living...

---

He said he was 1 year old...

Submitted by perrinweight (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy is a hell of a lot gayer than that.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahaha


Yeah! I'll audition too, I play a mean tune on the skin flute when I am properly 'fluffed'!

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If that was a cock in your hands you'd be in for sure.

Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Har Har Peener.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is a special hint to everyone out there reading this:

If you stare at my shirt long enough, you will be able to travel through time.

Keep that to yourself.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

har

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin' A.

Well, I did screw a couple of chicks that were KINDA close to that age back then, who snuck into the bars for the shows.

It was a living...

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy, I was 1 year old in 1983.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

look at that fucking bass, would ya?

Those faux pegs are the hotness.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Buahahahahahaaa....

This might have prevented us from "breaking up".

In 1983.

Were you even alive then?


I'm still laughing...

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-01 22:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You'll need a stronger wrist

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You have not rate the great canadian landscape! Traitor! http://www.ubersite.com/m/72147

/linkwhore

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE that shirt! Like, oh.my.god!




PS: Why do the titles this round suck so much? Seriously. What the hell man....

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I CALL BASS!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-01 21:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gas chamber candidates


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