UberSchweet! (805 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.45 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by B. Nelson <uberbinky.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-08 14:08:34 EDT
WOO! i finally got my dream job!
i was contacted about 2 hours ago to let me know that i'll be sailing the seven seas very shortly. now it's just a process of selling my car and computer...and (here's the fun part) wandering into work with a big shiteating take-this-job-and-shove-it grin on my ugly mug!
it pays not too badly, $1720 USD a month...but the beautiful part is that all your expenses are paid. no rent, no grocery bills, nada.
so...soon i'll be posting from the internet cafe onboard some ship in the middle of some sunny ocean!
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-05-08 16:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren -
So would say that you're trysexual...
Submitted by dasteve (user info) at 2003-05-08 15:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats. I hope your experience "at sea" is better than mine.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-05-08 15:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lowsodiummonkey - I'd try anything. Once. Can you tell me a little more about it?
santonio/bobby orr - go do your homework, or no computer privileges tonight young man!
Submitted by SantonioSpur (user info) at 2003-05-08 15:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm too young to have a job... legally
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-05-08 15:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pay is not so great, but if it'w yer dream job then you deserve a cookie.
http://stevegarufi.com/gourmetcookie3.jpg
It may be half eaten but it should still be good. Plus who here at Über wouldn't you like to share a cookie with?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-05-08 14:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow! Your into S&M?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-05-08 14:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhh, I dream of slave labor pay too. congrats.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-08 14:32:03 EDT (#)
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Congrats! Where do I apply?
Submitted by shaun (user info) at 2003-05-08 14:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're a cabin boy?
you're gopher
"arrrrg, swallow me sword, matey."
something something gay cruise something
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-08 14:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because, you know, Pirates kick ass...
Submitted by SarGasm (user info) at 2003-05-08 14:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
arrr billy...have ye ever been to sea before?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-05-08 14:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you gonna be a pirate?