Ubersite's operation has been suspended indefinitely. (1139 hits)
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Submitted by bart (View user info) at 2005-08-02 11:34:21 EDT
To all members,
You may have noticed that the front page has been void of posts. Let me explain to you why that is.
A relatively new member decided to post child pornography on my site. It wasn't long before I received a call from the Justice Department, informing me that the site is under investigation and that a subpoena for all of my IP logs would be arriving forthwith.
I know that most of you will now check my user info to be sure this is actually me. Please go ahead. I will shortly receive notification that As of August 3rd, 2005, Ubersite will no longer exist. Since I do not have the money, time, or strength necessary to fight for the existence of Uber, I have decided to let it go. If any of you are interested, I may start a different forum site, but it will be radically different than the Ubersite you have come to know and hate.
The contact page is still operational, feel free to contact me with your most current email address, and I will notify all when the new site has been created.
Thanks,
bart
User Reviews
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:38:15 (#)
Ranking: -1
not completely without entertainment.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You made me cry.
Bastard!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For all those who didn't see it earlier, Uber was up but with no posts on the front page around the time I made this. When it came back up, this post was on top.
Please see habeeb's followup.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why thank you.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good one
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't even have a french accent...I think.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:23:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
this has been done before, with more comedic effect
you just suck
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You are SUCH a worthy critic.
Thank you for your attention.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:34:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:55:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder what's wrong with this guy. He keeps crying about me being french (I'm technically canadian, idiot).
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Whatever you reckon, froggy.
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Frenchy, would you like to rebut?
HAHAHAHA
REEEEEEE-BUT
REEEEEEE-BUT
OH ME SO FROGGY, ME REE-BUT LONG TIME.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ballchick_handjob (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:50:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe - you're hot, he's not?
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:55:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder what's wrong with this guy. He keeps crying about me being french (I'm technically canadian, idiot).
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WHAT TEH GHEY??!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:55:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder what's wrong with this guy. He keeps crying about me being french (I'm technically canadian, idiot).
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Whatever you reckon, froggy.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by ballchick_handjob (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:50:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe - you're hot, he's not?
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:55:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder what's wrong with this guy. He keeps crying about me being french (I'm technically canadian, idiot).
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Haven't seen you around in a whole, bchj. How you feeling, huh? All right, well you take care, all right?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this has been done before, with more comedic effect
you just suck
Submitted by ballchick_handjob (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe - you're hot, he's not?
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:55:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder what's wrong with this guy. He keeps crying about me being french (I'm technically canadian, idiot).
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's okay.... but needs more tits.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
People who HAVE good English?
hmmmmm.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid?
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more tubgirl.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs less goatse.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:13:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
why is it that noone is posting anymore ?
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All those shitty Ubermadness posts keep pushing down all the decent content.
(Also I am in Bahrain and my doctor says I should be resting)
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The sky is falling.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why is it that noone is posting anymore ?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My word! Bart Bart I feel your pain!
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JERK...I almost started crying...
no really tho, original, and I'm gullible.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It seems like my ratings almost always go "against the trends" but I swear to Christ, I do not do it on purpose.
This post had irony, satire, and a bunch of other good stuff in it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:56:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny you humorless twits.
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No it wasn't, insect.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post went over as well as the Fawlty Towers Marathon that they held in Moose Lake, Minnesota.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny you humorless twits.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:48:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:38:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:37:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're the first one to do that
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Just like you're the first French douchebag. :-)
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Funny because its true.
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I wonder what's wrong with this guy. He keeps crying about me being french (I'm technically canadian, idiot).
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Been done before....I believe by TuesdayDelay.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:40:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Let the bannings begin!
Take everyone the fuck out.
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I *gulp* agree with Shlongy
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMFGTHISISTEHLAMEZORZ!!!!!!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:38:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:37:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're the first one to do that
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Just like you're the first French douchebag. :-)
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Funny because its true.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does it look like the Virgin Mary?
You could probably get a pretty penny for it on Ebay.
Either that or you'd have all kinds of looneys fighting to look in your toilet.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH NO!!!
In other news, I just shit a 17 pound turd.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just that I've never had a post with any sort of real attention garner a negative rating that I could have my mom put on the fridge.
If I get banned, I'm going STRAIGHT to the ACLU and the NAACP.
Jesse Jackson will KICK YO HONKEY ASS, FOOL!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is worse than those goddamned dumbass "OMG I'm pregnant with another Uber user's baby! HAR HAR fooled you all!" posts.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I...don't get it.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All I'm hearing is
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBURGERS and
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCES.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let the bannings begin!
Take everyone the fuck out.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Someone claiming to be Bart"
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do people insist on doing this? No one is fooled, and Bart will eventually change the name "bart" to "Someone pretending to be Bart."
-2, die ... blah blah blah
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Very creative.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have 2257 documents, model releases and age verification on every picture I've posted.
heh
Happy banning fucker.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:37:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're the first one to do that
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Just like you're the first French douchebag. :-)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you probably will be banned. Consider it a consolation prize
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
not completely without entertainment.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Banned Shmanned.
Fuck the system.
Fight the power!
I'm O.G. TRIPLE O.G.
Step, BIOTCH!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ban-a-reno!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're the first one to do that
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wish I'd thought of this.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Banned in 3...2...
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please click here http://www.ubersite.com/m/69743 to see what Mrs. Shlongy has to say about this post.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yawn.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who was the asshole that did this??
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, happy banning yewslus
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Very fucking funny.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 11:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Very original, fuckweasel.