Shlongy's Uberversary - 1 Year Today; Can You Believe It? (4493 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.33 on 194 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Shlongy=hasbeenidiot (View user info) at 2005-08-02 12:48:56 EDT
Well, I never saw this coming. Nor did I know it was one year since I stumbled upon this living hell called "UberSite".
There's been a lot of good times...like that time I called someone a "dipshit"...That was funny!
Then , of course, there were all the times that I...ummmm, we.....Oh yeah...I saw some titties! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
And yes, the bad times. Plenty of those. So many of those that one might wonder why I would return week after week for more abuse...
The internet stalkers - I believe the official count is up to 23 - the pissing battles which, thank God, I usually win...The virginal pre-pubescent zitboy -2 brigade that has dropped Shlongy's average post rating - once as high as +1.17, all the way down to +.18. The sick bastard who has been calling our house at 2am via a computer relay operator (don't worry, the FBI is now investigating that because this particular harassment has been deemed to cross "state lines", according to our local phone company). Cowards like Swampy who for some unknown reason, stay up on 36-hour benders in his lonely little apartment, trying to find out what info he can on other posters who the chickenshit will never, ever meet anyway...
Yup, what a blast!
In a tradition, that should be shut down forever because it's gay, but until it IS, I'll do the same thing that other Uberversary dorks have done...I'll now post some of Shlongy's greatest hits for the fans to check out...in case they missed them the first time around.
My second post was my first with a + rating: http://www.ubersite.com/m/40583
This one garnered me my first 2000+ hit post and also got me some cyber action: http://www.ubersite.com/m/41751
My notes columns were a big hit with the fans...until I ran out of ideas:http://www.ubersite.com/m/47349
Gayness is a recurring theme in Shlongy's repetoire:http://www.ubersite.com/m/49732
First printed in SJ Sharks chat board:http://www.ubersite.com/m/49826
The fans have their say!http://www.ubersite.com/m/52784
This post had a nice rating...until a week after it cooled off:http://www.ubersite.com/m/55870
The quizzes...again with the quizzes: http://www.ubersite.com/m/60446
Lotsa hits for Shlongy's Favorite Posters:http://www.ubersite.com/m/64517
And a random link (NSFW):http://www.sexylabia.com/table_of_contents.htm
Fuck, that's enough. Anyway, it's been fun. And if I'm still here in another year, I have given my Doctor and our Vet permission to shoot me in the face.
One more thing: Here's what happens if you don't keep your eye on your drink at a jimthefiend Trailer Park bash; Watch out for the "mickeys".
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-11 19:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look who's back...what, someone finally posted your bail, asshole?
Submitted by earthboundangel (user info) at 2005-11-11 19:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jimthefiend sure sucks.
imk so glad im not him.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-11 18:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Since Uber is broken, let's rerun something good. . .
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-08 19:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair enough.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-26 12:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...and after I gave you a +2, fuckwad.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-08-26 03:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Brand New Lordofthedance!!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
glad you are back shlongmesiter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brand new Shlongy!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
new & improved shlongy?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, give me a +2!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good. Now continue to insult people. Just don't keep it up on one person, apparently.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know. But I only had to sit in the penalty box for a 10-minute misconduct.
I think Swampy got 10, a game and a suspension.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did your ranking ability get revoked?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-22 15:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So I handed a out a few -2's, here and there. They deserved them. Probably.
If I had bothered to read the posts.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHLONGY SHLONGY I HATE YOU YOU'RE OLD AND A PEDOPHILE AND YOU -2 PEOPLE
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you a "kid"? You sure act like one.
Anyway, just let me know when you have a free 3 minutes or so available for your ass kicking, Coward.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:57:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I see that Shlongy picked up a few more Fan Club members last night.
Undoubtably 11th graders and like, everything!
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That's great for you, isn't it? Isn't that right at the age you like? You can really feel powerful picking on kids. Fuckin pedophile motherfucker
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Buahahahahaahaa
WillZone - voted "America's Most un-funny comic" in a recent poll, just retalitory -2ed Shlongy.
What a disphit.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one year and nothing interesting to say still...
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey shlongy,
did you get much abuse when that cowardly faggot posted your info?
apollo.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-14 10:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off Jeffry or I'll have some Ricin sent round.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-12 18:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:15:34 (#)
Ranking: -1
Were you sitting on it?
No wonder it was lost.
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And I thought the only blanks you were shootin' came out of your tiny little peener....
Try again, fucktard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I see that Shlongy picked up a few more Fan Club members last night.
Undoubtably 11th graders and like, everything!
Submitted by princevalium (user info) at 2005-08-09 23:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fag
Submitted by yourwitness (user info) at 2005-08-09 22:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you see that? retard? If I have something to say to you, why would I e-mail you when I can post a message to you on ANY one of the posts on this site and you are GUARANTEED to read it because you spend 18 hours a day on the site?
SHLONGY IS A FAT FAGGOT
Submitted by yourwitness (user info) at 2005-08-09 22:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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i hear you're a prostitute who's got HIV. is that true? man, you must be one sad bitch. i'm shedding tears right now. tears of sperm you can sip on! just kidding, you'll never touch my dick you fucking tranny!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-09 20:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, I've been fucking your wife for a year.
I just live down the block. Not in Indiana at all.
Its all been a big set up man.
Im sorry.
Im not even really jimthefiend, I'm the accountant Bill, that borrowed your hedgetrimmers last month.
Submitted by mechagodzilla (user info) at 2005-08-09 20:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where do I sign up for the virginal pre-pubescent zitboy -2 brigade?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-08 16:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This ride is over...mercifully.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm asking Joey, he works at my local delicatessen with Jim Morrison and Johnny Cash.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking Ramones, get the fuck out of here....
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dipshit.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
.. and really, it should be spelt with a 'c' - you know I'm right.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, it's probably been asked before here, but why the fuck did you just talk the talk and not walk the walk? Perverse humour? Which is okay, because I'm a bit of a prick myself, and maybe you just enjoyed being a/the cunt, i dunno... but it's over now, pinnochio, swampy got you good, but maybe fucked up your persona for everybody else at the same time.....
Submitted by b_badger (user info) at 2005-08-07 07:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff big S. Here's to you from one of your fans ;D
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-06 10:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-06 05:53:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
155 reviews and 44 of them are yours.
Oh boy...Dirtbag himself learned how to count. 27%.
But I still have a long ways to go before I rival YOUR 60% mark per your OWN posts, don't I, asshole?
You're such a hypocrite that I believe you either:
1) can't read, because the same stuff you rip on ME about, you do yourself ten times more than I do
2) You're just fucking retarded, which, based on the looks of you, is a distinct possibility
C) You're bi-polar and don't even know what the fuck you're typing 90% of the time.
Also, whether you noticed it or not, in MY post, my "44 replies" weren't as a result of the usual flame wars that go on in your horseshit posts, but instead, were mostly conversations with my fans, who are obviously, plentiful. Makes you sick, eh, Pigpen?
So in conclusion, as usual, you're a fucking retard who should TRY and think for 3 seconds before you type ANYTHING.
Now go spank your disease infected chubby to some of your skank porn, Guccione.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-06 06:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck dude, I don't care what anyone says, I just saw the post about your identity coming out (which I had no idea about until about 10 minutes ago) and saw the name of your band, googled it and voila... Your band looks like it was fucking awesome, and anyone who supported the Ramones gets my respect.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-06 05:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
155 reviews and 44 of them are yours.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-08-05 22:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
here's to you, pinnochio
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-05 21:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 20:44:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
What fucking difference does it make to YOU, you fucking teenage dirtbag, why I didn't want to be revealed?
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I just find it hilarious, is all. All this build-up, and you turned out to be a nobody. I mean, if you pretend to be a bigshot, don't be surprised if people want to find out who you are.
Submitted by pbnjams (user info) at 2005-08-05 20:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Schlongy, you make me laugh. I have to admit it, you own. Happy Uberversary. Here's a beer.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 20:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What fucking difference does it make to YOU, you fucking teenage dirtbag, why I didn't want to be revealed?
And who the fuck ever said I was "the richest person on Ubersite", besides you?
It was nobody's fucking business who I was...am, you stupid fuck.
But man, I sure do have a ton of scratch...it sure doesn't suck.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-05 20:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I seriously doubt you are the richest person on Ubersite.
And I'm certain that the small amount of fame that Bart has earned from creating these two websites is far greater than any amount of fame you ever had.
That being said, why do you care so much about being "unmasked"? Other people on this site have given out their full names and even phone numbers.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-08-05 19:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Re: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72297
I cannot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who are you again?
Dead Ohio Sky? Never heard of you.
Except probably when I'm dropping -2 on your un-funny, bitter ass.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-05 12:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i still hate you.
+1 for one year.
but make no mistake, this +1 changes nothing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-05 07:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or, I should be institutionalized.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-05 07:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy is an institution.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-05 06:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:42:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, ya crybaby.
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Couldn't resist. There it is
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-05 06:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rancid still sucks.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-05 06:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uberversary!
You need to get my band on the radio, that's what you need to do.
How far we've come, I wish I could be arsed to find your first minus2 on one of my posts. It was about a year ago. I hated your fucking guts back then.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-04 23:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Has-been"??!?!
You're not a has-been. You're a never-was. I don't get why you tried to keep your identity so secret. If you hadn't pretended to be such a bigshot, nobody would've given two shits and nobody would've been curious to find out who you were.
Now you're pissed that people have discovered your identity. But guess what the good news is! They found out that you weren't really hiding anything special. YOU'RE NOT A CELEBRITY AND YOU NEVER WERE.
I won my school's Spelling Bee in fourth grade. Does that make me famous?
+2s for life because Ubersite is slightly more interesting because of you.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-04 23:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn this post is still chugging along.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-04 22:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the -2, you fucking retard.
Get the fuck out of my post, newbie asshead.
Submitted by vergery (user info) at 2005-08-04 22:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Happy anniversary baby.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-04 20:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you're in luck there, because Shlongy can't photoshop.
Unfortunately for Uber.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-04 19:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:34:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope BigMike doesn't mind me stealing his "I'm an asshole, Hear me roar" for my next post title.
It's awesome.
No problem, as long as you do something creative with it. And I don't want to see a pic of the MGM lion roaring out of Goatse's ass crater either.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-04 18:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That explains it. I hated that fucking retard, too.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-03 21:17:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you notced that no matter how hard this dickhead tries, everyone ignores Chinaski?
I have. And trust me, I've been checking it out.
No one acknowledges this piece of shit at all. In any post. No one even responds to him. Yet, he never gives up.
Fuck off, mosquito.
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Chinaski is College_Guy's alter - why don't you bring back Chris Evans, dipshit?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are my least favorite alter.
Just kidding, eat shit!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-04 10:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did anyone else notice that after only 94 posts, I'm number 16 on MVA?
Prett fucking sweet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-04 09:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope BigMike doesn't mind me stealing his "I'm an asshole, Hear me roar" for my next post title.
It's awesome.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-04 05:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-03 22:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-03 20:54:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
BigMike- Trying hard is too much work...I'm a busy guy.
Hell, I know I can write...I've been writing ad copy and press releases for the last 20 years.
What's the point? Have you noticed the dredges of society that rate my stuff?
I'd rather just do my stolen Dave Barry act and cout the hits.
I would be interested in some serious Shlongy fiction. Seriously, I would. Obviously you're a bright and creative guy. Most musicians are, they can't help it.
It's my guess that a really well thought out, well written piece of fiction by you would garner three times as many hits as any one of your "I am asshole, hear me roar" posts.
C'mon Shlongman, I am challenging you to write some serious fiction. Let me see what you've got other that witty retorts for ongoing flame wars.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-03 21:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-03 21:17:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you notced that everyone ignores Chinaski?
No one even responds to him.
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I notced you're a bumboclot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-03 21:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you notced that no matter how hard this dickhead tries, everyone ignores Chinaski?
I have. And trust me, I've been checking it out.
No one acknowledges this piece of shit at all. In any post. No one even responds to him. Yet, he never gives up.
Fuck off, mosquito.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-03 21:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-03 20:54:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hell, I know I can write...I've been writing ad copy and press releases for the last 20 years.
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That doessn't mean you can write. It means you've learned how to suck yuppie dick well for your "good dog" treats.
Here's a spot of non-fiction:
Shlorty arrived home from work. The second he entered his home his posture slouched and a grimace caressed his face. He could hear Mrs. Shlorty in the living room, presumably on her seventh or eighth drink of the afternoon by the sound of things. He mused on how he married an unsightly crone five years his senior, but bucked up at the thought of how her beasts... i mean breasts... could still bring him pleasure.
And pleasure was indeed what Shlorty needed right now. He hadn't masturbated since the morning, before work, and the familiar ache in his small dick was keenly crying out to be sated. So Shlorty snuck furtively upstairs and locked his bedroom door.
Presently there was a banging at the door, coinciding with the banging Shlorty was giving to his limp small dick as he perused internet porn- the type of porn you look at when you can't get off just by looking at pretty girls; the type when you need something degrading or disturbing to tweak your psyche. Shlorty was looking at old grandma porn.
"I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE *HICK* DOING IN THERE!!!" Scream-slurred his drunken old lady. She pounded vigorously at the door.
"Fucking whore!" hissed Shlorty. His words excited him and he almost worked himself into a full erection. Then he went limp again. His lip curled and he snarled, "GET AWAY FROM THE DOOR YOU WHORE!"
The banging continued. Shlorty went to another porn page, this time one where young gay guys with eating disorders stuck microphones in their asses and pretended to look like Buddy Holly. The notion of incest got him half-hard again. He beat off with more fervor.
"OPEN THIS DOO- *RALPH*!" Shlorty's wife's tirade was cut short by a stream of drunk-vomit which splashed noisily against the door. This did nothing for Shlorty's condition, and his small weener shrivelled.
Angrily, he continued to physically berate his penis, trying to force himself into a semblance of excitement. Eventually he succeeded, and continued banging himself.
At last, despite the piteous mewlings coming from outside the locked door, he managed to squirt out a few yellowish drops of his incredibly depleted chi. For a few moments, he felt powerful and elated. Then the impending crash came, and a depressing sense of uselessness hung over Shlorty like a noose.
He knew he'd have to masturbate again soon, and he knew he needed a stiff drink... to make up for his limp dick.
The End, enjoy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-03 21:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-03 18:43:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe you're actually getting the authorities on this. Man, what a blow-hard pussy you truly are.
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If some uber reject called my house at night, rest assured I would too. Anyone would. Except the stalker in question of course.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-03 20:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BigMike- Trying hard is too much work...I'm a busy guy.
Hell, I know I can write...I've been writing ad copy and press releases for the last 20 years.
What's the point? Have you noticed the dredges of society that rate my stuff?
I'd rather just do my stolen Dave Barry act and cout the hits.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-03 18:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-03 11:42:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently, opinions change with the passing of time.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-08 12:33:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongmeister, you know I like you and I think deep down inside you might have something really great to say.
It's just not on this post.
I still believe this.
You just need to try a little bit harder.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-03 18:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe you're actually getting the authorities on this. Man, what a blow-hard pussy you truly are.
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-08-03 16:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-03 14:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Freddie Kreuger, how come you only have 114,000 hits? Bart freze you or something, or is "that just it"? I figured you'd have more.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-03 13:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Really? I have about two glasses of Gold left...and 18 bottles of Black that I give to guests that I really don't like.
But I've been out of the "Blue" since I left the golf tournament.
If this is true, you are DA fucking MAN.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-03 12:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Johnny Walker Blue is being FedExed to you today, big guy...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-03 12:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For those of you that have sent the IP trace info, I appreciate it.
We have it too, but it's very nice of those of you who took the time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-03 11:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently, opinions change with the passing of time.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-08 12:33:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongmeister, you know I like you and I think deep down inside you might have something really great to say.
It's just not on this post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-03 11:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Urban is angry because you take the attention off of her! "BUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY DADDY!!! *stomps foot*"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-03 09:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! Uber contest!
Great Prize to the person that comes up with the location of IP # 67.97.184.242!
This "person" is in for a huge surprise! And I bet he's reading this right now!
"When they kick down your front door...how you gonna come, with your hands on your head, or on the trigger of your gun"...
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-03 09:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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CLICK THE MOTHER FUCKING LINK!!
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-03 08:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:02:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I do have to say, your comments are better than 90% of the posts on this website.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-03 08:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're losing it
(yes, pot calling the kettle.. har har)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-03 07:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll take a look at the debate, Darko, but you should know, that Shlongy is SO "Pro-fighting", that he believes that not only should the NHL get rid of that stupidass "Third Man In" rule, that they should also eliminate the $100,000 fine (maybe it's even more than that) and suspensions that result from any bench clearing brawl incidents.
I'm "old time hockey" (re: "Slapshot") all the way, and long for the 70's and 80's, when even the superstars would fight occasionally.
That's why Canadian Junior A hockey and the Quebec Senior Men's Leagues are very interesting to me. These guys fight all the fucking time.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-03 05:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think shlongy will actually agree with me. The fact that he has collections of fights and not goals scored shows that the fights take away from the game. When people start caring more about fights than the outcome of the game than all you have is a boxing match on ice, with occasional hockey being played.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-03 04:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like your opinion on the fighting-no fighting in hockey debate darko and I have had in this thread:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1123049129375527601
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-08-03 03:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done Mr Schlongy. Not many could stick out a whole year of Uber. Heres wishing you a good one for the ONE positive review you gave me. I was proud of that.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-03 01:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on your Ubersary....
You forgot one of your best all-time posts though (and one one of my personal favorites)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72348
Classic !
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:37:31 (#)
Ranking: -1
I thought I read somewhere that you were leaving for Rochester.
Christ, I used to own that city...I know - or at least KNEW - people in every industry, bar, restaurant, sports team and golf course in Monroe County.
I'll email you sometime...after you get there and get settled and can give you advice...from the best places for Italian food (there's probably 30 Italian restaurants in Roch that make every one down here look and taste like fucking McDonalds), to the best places for Italian beave (Alexander Street, downtown).
Good luck at U of R. My bro was RIT and I was SJFC.
Hell, I can probably hook you up with an internship, when and if you need one.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:13:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
The REAL question is, can you get me into said bars underaged? Or will I have to rely on Canada to provide my fine drinking establishments until I'm 21?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uberversary, Shlongy.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On a side note my uberversary is in 9 days. I'm just happy my hits finally passed my # of reviews.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally a post on most heated about shlongy that is actually written by the man himself.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Awwwww...that's sweet of you to say, BigMike! Single handedly?
I think I had plenty of help. I surely couldn't have accomplished all of this alone.
You miserable bastard.
Hey! I stuck up for you on those other piece of shit posts.
Ungrateful rat bastard. :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-02 22:12:10 (#)
Ranking: -1
Only a minus one because I have to have a small amount of respect for someone who can ruin a website full of twenty thousand users single handedly.
Awwwww...that's sweet of you to say, BigMike! Single handedly?
I think I had plenty of help. I surely couldn't have accomplished all of this alone.
You miserable bastard.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-02 22:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Believe me, I can imagine after 24 hours with you I'll be begging to be let back into bootcamp. But those 24 hours will be spent hammered and trying to get laid.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-02 22:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Only a minus one because I have to have a small amount of respect for someone who can ruin a website full of twenty thousand users single handedly.
Believe me, you have ruined it here.
But, respect where respect is due I suppose.
Bask in the glory of your controversial bullshit. Sooner or later the masses will tire of it and you will have to move on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My old man is buried in Syracuse.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My cousin lives in rochester, i used to see a chick that lived outside of syracuse(baldwinsville). Very nice country up there.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uberversary you magnificent bastard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We got room here, that's for sure. You can even play with the computer where "all this magic" takes place.
We'll play some golf right behind my house- nice Davis Love III track. And we always have plenty of scotch...believe me. Mrs. Shlongy is into the Stoli right now as we wait for the best show on television - "Rescue Me". Dennis Leary plays Shlongy to a fucking "t".
Upstate New Yorkers are always welcome here.
As long as they get the fuck out in about 24 hours.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will be informing you of my graduation date when I get it and I expect to see you there, with a bottle of scotch. I have already informed my family that I am spending a night in SC before I fo home. I made up some lie about a broad from HS I want to see.
I don't think they would have understood if I told them the truth.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The last thing I read - and I know this isn't the service you're going into - but the fucking Army is somehow ahead of their enlistment goals and quotas.
Huh?
Just tell your recruiter, "If you think I'm fucked up now, you'll want no part of me when I come BACK from a tour of duty in the middle east".
After that, he'll be stamping your forms in no time flat.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a meeting with an FBI Special Investigator about my illustrious past but I convinced him that I am normal now, so as long as he can convince his boss I should be rolling out in Aug or Sept. For needing people as bad as they do, they can be fucking picky.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot about that.
When do I get to see you off to Parris Island or has that been put on hold?
I'm actually over in Beaufort tomorrow am to scream at my staff - of one person - for a couple of hours.
Before you split, try going to Rochester for an exhibition game to see Andrew Peters drop 'em one last time.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you found your long lost retarded son.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're in my Top 10, LegalBeaver, but not for posting, if you catch my sticky white drift.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
next to mritchytoyou you are my fav.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UBER wouldnt be the same without the Shlongmeister. so congrats on your 1st UBERversary.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Very nicely decorated passed out guy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's usually when I'm in hysterics, too, man.
It really doesn't take much to accomplish that around here, though.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy your sassy ways.
Thanks for being here.
You make me laugh, especially
when you piss others off.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it's been a good year.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO, I can't believe it.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the schlongster...
You go baby!!
Submitted by Mystical_Mudyak (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A reacharound seems so impersonal, but beggars can't be choosers.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Buahahahahahahaaa....
I miss those days of the "witty repartee".
Ass eater. An oldie but goodie.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LIEK OMG GUESS WUT??
I was looking through my posts and I found this.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-04 09:27:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's been confirmed by NASA. You're an ass eater.
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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-02 22:23:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you, faggot.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-02 19:43:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're gay.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still remember getting a plus two from you. It made my fucking day. You're in a class all your own, you old bastard. I'm not entirely sure what class that is, mind you... but you completely OWN it.
Submitted by IronChef (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for writing my favorite Ubersite post ever: Mystery Meat.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I readily admit...the thought of you playing with yourself gives me semi-wood...at work.
Thank God I have a big office of my own and a big desk. Which I wish you were under.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:31:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, when are we gonna get to see your "summer edition", Peon?
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I actually got an idea this afternoon for my next post.
Of course I was playing with myself at the time but what the hell right?
And yes it will have more tits... I wouldn't want you to -2die me now would I?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:56:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey what the hell happened to you anyway? What happened to you -2ing every single post on Ubersite?
You bought into the pre-game "hype", sg11588.
I was never a shit-troll -2er, but my -2's were what people remembered because I would -2 the horseshit posts from the "uber elite", instead of handing out the asskiss, customary "I'll plus 2 you if you do the same to me" bullshit.
If you ever saw my post where I showed off all my ratings, there were almost as many peeps with + ratings as minus ratings.
It was all hype...an exaggeration, if you will.
I've always rated the poster and not the post - well, until lately - and I think that was proven and verified when I was voted "funniest reviewer" despite having a hate club that exceeded hundreds in this room.
Hell, I still -2 my Uber pals, when they post pure shit.
But I'll also +2 a newbie if he/she does a good job, makes me laugh, or shows me her tits.
I've also been known to break a long +2 streak, which REALLY pisses Uber off. And is always good for a chuckle.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
u r my fave itg
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey what the hell happened to you anyway? What happened to you -2ing every single post on Ubersite?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Consider yourself tributed: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72314
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
queers.
i mean cheers.
no, queers.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:13:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
I told the phone company I suspected "all of Australia" because of the times of the phone calls. No shit.
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You'd be surprised to know that I have better things to do with my time and money.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I told the phone company I suspected "all of Australia" because of the times of the phone calls. No shit.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like I have to tell the nerds back at the lab to wrap up operation "prank the anonymous homo". We have already got the investigating officer on the take but we don't want to draw to much heat. Expect the calls to start up again in about 4 to 6 weeks.... When we finally have enough money to pay the phone bill.
Happy Uberversary, dipshitski!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hooray!!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo!
Its been one hell of a year Shlongy.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd say Uber is like a playground, we've got people swinging, kids running, girls and boys playin grabass, and all the badass mother fuckers playing King of the Hill.
You're still on top Shlongy but stay loose son, there's always some halfwit ready to take a run at ya!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
So, what you're saying is that I'm your favorite?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
I find myself sitting on the perverbial fence when it comes to you Shlongy. In a way you are a little like Jim Rome. At first, hard to take, but given time just grows on you
Like a putrid fungus that can't be removed from your genitals causing women to faint in disgust and revulsion
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That makes sense, gamma....after all, I won an award here, for that very reason.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53601
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do have to say, your comments are better than 90% of the posts on this website.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys are now what...Mexicans?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:38:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think she's probably annoying Texas to the brink of seccession right about now.
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Yeah she is. I just went out front and raised the Confederate flag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let' see here...
A -1 from some geeker named d_prime or...
A +2 from Soley, whose box I dream of chowing.
Gee, I wonder which rating I care more about?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some love to hate you, but not me. No siree!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
We also almost started the same day.
I was first thought.
And I still hate you.
Well not really I just don't care.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now THAT'S a surprise right there.
MANIC loves Shlongy for his hockey knowledge.
(That, and his cock.)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell and fire, man. +2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course I know it. You have taste and style. And class. PS. And brains, and stuff.
OH, and great tits.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:55:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
TigerLily- We started almost the same day?
Yet you're universally adored and I'm, well, Shlongitized.
Anyway, we'll have our own little private get-together...Meet you in IM around 8. Naked by 8:30. Done by 8:33.
And then we can go on with our regular lives. Love you, baby.
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You're adored in my eyes. You know this. Love you too!
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats. Here's a single malt and a +2 for the entertainment.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think she's probably annoying Texas to the brink of seccession right about now.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's your girlfriend Urbane?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Buahahahahaahahahaaaa...
I told you I hated these posts.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Shlongy, I found something for you: http://www.ubersite.com/m/53675#1004580
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, when are we gonna get to see your "summer edition", Peon?
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does Shlorty wear a hat with the word "Rancid"?
Because of the rank, rancid stink of his balding, festering, liver-spotted old man's scalp which never sees the light of day. Or more importantly, the light of flash photography.
Come on, Shlorty. You're the big man who's so proud of himself. Let's have a look-see at your stylin' hair!
I propose a "shlorty's head pic bandwagon" series of posts! I won't go first; too lazy right now..
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WoooHoooo!! Happy Uberversary!!
Oh and NEEDS MORE TITS!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ballchick_handjob (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:23:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
Would have been a +2 if you had cock-slapped me
There's still time...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No...I didn't realize it.
I was too busy spanking my bird to notice such minutiae.
Submitted by ballchick_handjob (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Would have been a +2 if you had cock-slapped me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlong, you do realize that some of those women were born men, don't you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone hit that last link yet?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uber-versary! This place would not be the same without you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah...this post oozes "sad and broken", you fucking ignorant dirtbag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
School's out early! Here come the assholes! What is it, a holiday!
That's right...retards only go for a half a day.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna step off this one.
First, because I won't contribute to you getting heat because I hate you.
Secondly, because you seem so sad and broken and I feel sorry for you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well old man, you certainly are an irrasable one.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Seems like it's been more than a year... you're THAT annoying.
"In a tradition, that should be shut down forever because it's gay, but until it IS, I'll do the same thing that other Uberversary dorks have done...I'll now post some of Shlongy's greatest hits for the fans to check out...in case they missed them the first time around."
And here's my tradition for such posts: -2
But I like the pic.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're the one who made all your own enemies, you stupid yuppie rich girl princess asshole.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The REAL question is, can you get me into said bars underaged? Or will I have to rely on Canada to provide my fine drinking establishments until I'm 21?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love to hate him, and utterly facinating.
Happy uberversary Shlongy
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:56:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
If Ubersite has a Howard Stern, you are it without a doubt
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my one year is a week from tomorrow.
i have no fans.
i have no anti-fans.
SPRINGFIELD RULES, SUCKERS!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You ARE a fucking worthless piece of shit.
HOWEVER, while am certainly happy to exploit those pics of your girly arms (which you linked to yourself in one of your first posts I might add), I don't condone the "stalking". I think it's fucking beyond lame.
I've had it happen a few times myself and I know how irritating it can be to get those 3am phone calls.
The internet is like Vegas, what happens on it should STAY on it.
Anyway, back to the hate fest.
Go eat a dick faggot or something to that effect.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Awwwwww...a cake??? For me? Get outta here...Who's idea was this...everyone over to my place for drinks."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I sure didn't expect THIS.
But it'll end, in due time...when the dipshits get out of school in a couple of hours.
Even with all the douchebags in tow, Uber is a rockin' community.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://stuff.ubersite.com/112143779049014761/1/Happy_Birthday_Dipshit.JPG
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you da man
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy - a better class of asshole.
I like you more than can be reasonably explained.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
I find myself sitting on the perverbial fence when it comes to you Shlongy. In a way you are a little like Jim Rome. At first, hard to take, but given time just grows on you
Funny you used Rome as an example. One of my friends- who has a number one ranked morning radio show in a mid-sized market in the northeast - insists to this day that Rome stole my on air schtick.
I started out as a broadcasting dork a long time ago...but got out because of the hours and the money, or lackthereof.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My actual birthday is today, I'm 25. Don't try to steal my thunder with your shitty anniversary. Just fucking with you, Shlong. Happy Anniversay, Ill lend you a shotgun if you need it to clear up this stalking matter. And for the love of God, quit bashing trailer parks. I was once the proud owner of a mullet. You dont know the joy of white trash until youve fucked a lot-lizard in the pay shower stall of a truck stop.
Wish you many more years, arrogant prick.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Gay pride!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why would anyone go to the length of harassing someone they dislike on the internet with phone calls? Seriously. That's fucking pathetic.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The best anniversaries are in August!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If Ubersite has a Howard Stern, you are it without a doubt
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TigerLily- We started almost the same day?
Yet you're universally adored and I'm, well, Shlongitized.
Anyway, we'll have our own little private get-together...Meet you in IM around 8. Naked by 8:30. Done by 8:33.
And then we can go on with our regular lives. Love you, baby.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Believe it or not, I like you.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My birthday is on friday, what did you get me?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I find myself sitting on the perverbial fence when it comes to you Shlongy. In a way you are a little like Jim Rome. At first, hard to take, but given time just grows on you
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I love that picture.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy anniversary.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best thing to happen to Ubersite, ever.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A whole year?
Wow.
And yet you're still getting punked.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine is tomorrow. Throw me a party!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 12:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Let the pending shitstorm begin.