Federal Supeona To Cease Operations Of www.ubersite.com (1240 hits)
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Submitted by U.S. Department Of Justice (View user info) at 2005-08-02 13:18:28 EDT
As of August 3rd, 2005, The U.S. Department of Justice will suspend operations of www.ubersite.com.
The reasons for this suspension and possible ceasing of operation include the following:
-23 counts of beastiality
-58 counts of attempted incest
-69098 counts of images taken without copyright approval
-905 of illicit materials unbefitting for public viewing
There are eight individials who will be placed under more intense Department Investigation. These individuals include the following:
- User ID # 2555 - (Method)
- User ID # 5604 - (Caulaincourt)
- User ID # 8420 - (Munkeypants
- User ID # 10726- (d_prime)
- User ID # 12697 - (HadToBeDone)
- User ID # 13034 - (Jeanneee)
- User ID # 15268 - (thorpe)
- User ID # 16703 - (Sphagnum)
The preceeding list of individuals are believed by the Department to be potential masterminds of the Ubersite Fraud case and are all considered felons by the Department.
That is all.
User Reviews
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-07 22:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed this.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-08-04 06:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo! I am innocent!
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
amusing
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S OVER???
WEEPS
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh noes!
Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Isn't it illegal to impersonate the feds?
I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:10:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.
OMG YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE SPELL CHECK!!!
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN
weeps
THATS IT
ITS OVER
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.
OMG YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE SPELL CHECK!!!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
That is my secret superhero name.
Don't tell anyone.
Actually, it's part of my last name, minus/plus a letter here and there.
The 0719 is the birthday of my fiancee.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What about User ID #1 Bart bart?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a second. Your AIM name is SORCERY0719?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I wan't on that list because of the pedo-shit? Damn.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cheese it!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww....I was hoping to REALLY be investigated. DUPID Uber....
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HogMan650: i will do a follow up post
Sorcery0719: thank you
HogMan650: will pretend i am the department of justice
Sorcery0719: very nice
HogMan650: whatever the fuck that is
HogMan650: we wil both go down
Sorcery0719: hahaha
HogMan650: start naming jerks that will be put under investigation
HogMan650: like 5
Sorcery0719: one sec
Sorcery0719: I'll look at my replies
HogMan650: i need thier names and user numbers
Sorcery0719: Caulaincourt
HogMan650: want to make it as realistic as possible
Sorcery0719: d_prime
Sorcery0719: Jeanneee
Sorcery0719: Sphagnum
Sorcery0719: HadToBeDone
HogMan650: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72300
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What? I write about being a pedophile and having sex with a small girl, and all of a sudden I'm under investigation?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOHOO!!!! A list I made!!
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Lame.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-23 counts of beastiality
-58 counts of attempted incest
-69098 counts of images taken without copyright approval
-905 of illicit materials unbefitting for public viewing
That's it?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY!?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, they got me. (- User ID # 2555 )
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope the other guy gets pissed.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was better, because it didn't invoke the holy one.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just to piss of the other guy
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:21:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch.
All of the douchebags who hated my post will LOOOOOOOOVE this one...
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HA! Prophetic words, wise one.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have to worry about be investigated.
Thank god I'm Jeanneee's alter.
Shoooo!
<wipes forehead>
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did a search for beastiality and now I have a semi.
I also only found 22 examples.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, Jeanneee, you're up there.
The Department of Justice asked bart for names. So he gave them up.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO JUSTICE WOO!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit, I didn't even notice I was on the list. Was it all those kitty pictures I posted? It was, wasn't it. I knew I shouldn't have done so many, now the Justice Department thinks I'm a pervert.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WOO I'M NOT GETTING INVESTIGATED
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch.
All of the douchebags who hated my post will LOOOOOOOOVE this one...
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
god damn complicated english language
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh no!
Here come the Feds!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know
i suck
oh well
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would have been better if you had spelled "subpoena" right.