Behind the Music - Shlongy (2525 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsLabels: emu
Rating: 1.37 on 84 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hadley Tobedone (View user info) at 2005-08-02 14:35:10 EDT
For the Uberversary of the day: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72297
User Reviews
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-05 15:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhhhhhhh, classic.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-08-04 14:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Viciousriffs, Cal used to be in love with... er... excuse em moi, AMOUR with me. It will last about
a month or so.
Cal, I've moved on. I have a new stalker, icarus. At least he is American.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-04 10:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vicious - is just that everything you say is "poudre aux yeux" and I hate people who do that.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-04 06:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tastes like chicken.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-03 23:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, Caul, am I really that important to you? You spend so much fucking time getting worked up over the things that I say, even when they have nothing to do with you, and waste plenty of time replying to whatever I say (to someone else, mind you) with direct hostility for no apparent reason. I hope you realize how difficult it is to be taken seriously, accusing me of any variation of stupidity while attacking me constantly over every little remark, like it means something to you.
Yes, and ETS, you're still a douchebag. I can't send you my music files, due to the pending copyright process, but you're more than welcome to purchase our album when it is released.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-03 15:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info </cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=15775>) at 2005-08-03 14:12:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
There must be at least one of you who realizes that, every time I push, you respond. Are you reactionary, or are you free thinkers?...
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Do you plan on using that lame "I'm doing this to get a reaction and you fell into my trap! I control you!" cop out everytime someone singles you out?
I'm no reactionary. What the hell are you talking about again? I just want you to shut the fuck up or stop being so pompous.
Or as you would say: Your ostentatiousness vexes the halcyon sanctum that is Ubersite. Thusly, a requital is much obliged. Now quieten, you excremental coleopter! And fetch a mentum!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-03 14:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There must be at least one of you who realizes that, every time I push, you respond. Are you reactionary, or are you free thinkers?...
Oh, and because I seem to be developing a signature in your eyes-
Fuck yourselves.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-03 13:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:20:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stand Viciousriffs "insults". It usually consists of bland homosexual references expressed periphrastically in a failed attempt to come off as an intellectual juggernaut. But the content, or lack of thereof, remains the same: "you're gay! lolz!"
Then he usually concludes his verbose retorts with something like "poop fungus" or "caca mucosis" or "excrement truffle" or some other anal word combined with something more elegant.
Boil it down or shut the fuck up if you don't actually have a point to share.
Maybe the grandiloquent talking impresses your PizzaHut co-workers, but not me, or anyone else.
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He got fired from Pizza Hut, remember?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-03 08:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:27:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
short
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-03 08:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:39:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd just like to ask you something, Had-
When did this post become all about me?
The melodramatic reverie is getting to be a bit much.
You're all pillowbiting bastards.
And Shlongy likes the taste of Caul's "sweetmeats."
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"melodramatic reverie"? What the fuck are you talking about? What does "reverie" have to do with this? Could you use your "big" words properly please?
"Ruminations and queries from an independent agnostic pariah" That's thte title of one of your post. Do you think you're obscure or something?
Shut the fuck up you pompous pizza boy.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-03 03:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha
Where is everybody getting all the band pictures from? Somebody link me.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for any mention of Schlongy.
I am soo hot for him!!!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
short
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-02 23:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy, your comment would have been a lot more clever if you had just left the first paragraph,
you know, before you made a huge generalization about my life based on what you know of on the Internet.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-02 22:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Could have been better.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 21:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Toughshit for you, jagoff. It's a Shlongy world out there...better learn to enjoy it or you'll be left all alone.
Exactly like you are right now.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm really fucking tired of hearing about Shlongy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm looking at this in as unbiased a fashion as I can. I think the wild look in his eyes in the first picture makes it.
Or the emu in the beret.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-02 20:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:39:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd just like to ask you something, Had-
When did this post become all about me?
The melodramatic reverie is getting to be a bit much.
You're all pillowbiting bastards.
And Shlongy likes the taste of Caul's "sweetmeats."
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If I had to guess, I'd say you fucked up somewhere along in here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72314#1497774
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-02 19:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72336
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd just like to ask you something, Had-
When did this post become all about me?
The melodramatic reverie is getting to be a bit much.
You're all pillowbiting bastards.
And Shlongy likes the taste of Caul's "sweetmeats."
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
e-mail it to me, Shlongy.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quit sucking up, you pussy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad you took this in the good humor I intended it, Shlongy. You never know how things will come across when Photoshop closes....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It certainly wouldn't be the first time...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tommy...Just email me, for shitssake.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can we tell him, Shlongy?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY!!
What is the website where the pictures came from?????
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What do you expect from someone who named himself "Viciousriffs"???
Of course his insults are gonna be lame...just look at the kid.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stand Viciousriffs "insults". It usually consists of bland homosexual references expressed periphrastically in a failed attempt to come off as an intellectual juggernaut. But the content, or lack of thereof, remains the same: "you're gay! lolz!"
Then he usually concludes his verbose retorts with something like "poop fungus" or "caca mucosis" or "excrement truffle" or some other anal word combined with something more elegant.
Boil it down or shut the fuck up if you don't actually have a point to share.
Maybe the grandiloquent talking impresses your PizzaHut co-workers, but not me, or anyone else.
I liked the post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ballchick_handjob (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:13:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:51:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't both of you just suck my dick.
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Am I a part of "both"? Please?
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Where the holy fuck did THIS come from?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture is great, the reviews are too perfect!
EMU king!
Submitted by ballchick_handjob (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:51:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't both of you just suck my dick.
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Am I a part of "both"? Please?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, you can do me next. But I'm putting up a new post in the next few days....
Might wanna wait till that pic is up
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Long Live The EMU King!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-02 16:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is the website where all his band pictures are?? I'm lost.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA!
+2 for the image of a giant cock in Shlongy's mouth on that picture! :D
That would have been fucking classic!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't both of you just suck my dick.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Besides, who wouldn't be bitter if their folks named them Hadley? With all the ass-kickings, I'm surprised I didn't turn out whiny and emo....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I've been sitting on the band AND the CLASSIC pictures for a little while too. There were so many better photoshop opporunities, too. I had every intention of taking the top picture here and stuffing a gigantic cock in his mouth.
After yesterday, though, I decided something a little more light-hearted would be a good thing.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's cool, Hadley. It's not that this one was bad, it's just that mine was a little better, I thought. I actually would have done Shlongy's a long time ago, but he insisted that I never tell anyone the name of his band.
It wasn't so much that I was following his orders, persay, I just liked having something to hold over his head. The power was too sweet. Anytime you get someone telling you they're going to hunt you down and kill you, it's all worth it.
Anytime you actually hunt down and kill someone else, you also know it's worth it.
You wanna know why there aren't 20,000 people running around on uber right now?
I bet you do.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then by all means, stay. Hits and heat are worth the giggles I'm getting here.
And may I commend you on your consistency. I would have fucked up and zeroed at least twice by now.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:30:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, we have gotten to the internet death threats point. Time to hop off this post. We're all about friendship and heat here...
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'Cutting heads' is a phrase that refers to a guitar match, Hadley. Viscous Riffs is not even worth dulling my blade over.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:29:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing winds out the day better then a pissing contest.
I wish I had some snow.
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Why yes, you do rule. Now, where shall I photoshop an emu in YOUR pictures?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, we have gotten to the internet death threats point. Time to hop off this post. We're all about friendship and heat here...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing winds out the day better then a pissing contest.
I wish I had some snow.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Viscous Riffs???
Isn't that it???
'Viscous' as in the lube I'd use to fuck you in the ass if you did try to step up and post something?
You haven't shown me ANY fucking riffs, nevermind of the 'vicious' variety. I suggest you step the fuck off, Lightnin' Boy, before you get your fucking head cut.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is because I choose to believe you made Shlongy suck on a zebra cock down there....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do you heat me up, buttercup, baby just to let me cool down and mess me around.....
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm...
I'll get back to you on your insistent demands when you can SPELL MY FUCKING NAME PROPERLY.
That is all.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think it's hilarious that you fuckers have nothing better to do than try to gang up on what you yourselves assert is a 'whining emo pussy' like li'l ol' me.
That's truly pathetic.
Visciousriffs, you want to settle this, I'll tell you what...
I have an easy solution. Why don't you post some music, seeing as you're obviously jaded because ETS posts music and you can't seem to. Then I'll post some, and we'll let uber decide who's better. How's that.
I personally don't give a fuck, but since your feelings seem to be so hurt by the whole thing, I figure I might as well throw you a bone here to give you at least the illusion that you're not completely worthless.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hadley, stop! ETS cannot stand having his insecurities exploited! You'll make him little bitch emo cry... and I don't want to witness that.
You have to understand, it's difficult to suck at life as badly as he does without committing suicide. He uses Uber as his outlet for "creative energy"- for example, taking a dump on his own chest and talking about the awesome lay he got the next day. This guy's in bad shape, and his music sucks cancer through colostomy bag tubing. We should stop picking on the poor wanker emo chode bandit before he offs himself.
Unless that's what we were shooting for in the first place...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm...who will review me for the 1000th time.
Prolly ETS. Unemployment is good for that.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No one is jealous, ETS. You obviously had more time to pour into yours. I give you credit for that.
But see, I have a REAL job. One that pays me REAL money. I don't have to fuck up good music to get paid. I also can't take a couple hours to throw something together.
I'm just using your easily-offended ass for heat. So bring it, baby.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty funny
I must be losing it because I find ETS hilarious as of late
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes. Because it's the internet. So I have to prove something to you...
You're a poop fungus.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
VisciousRiffs...
Do I sense a hint of jealousy here?
Tell you what...if you think you can do better, fucking prove it. Till then, shut the fuck up, bitch.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS yours had Tellytubbies
His has Emus
Emus are WAY cooler
And 5000% less gay
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Mine is better, so yours isn't even worth reading."
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're the one whining here, sissy boy, not me.
I rated it honestly. I'd seen better, and I linked you to it.
There you go. Have another fit.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty full of yourself, ETS.
I'll bet it was quite a chore to get that miniature penis of yours inside your rectum, but you found a way!
Fucking ass lamprey.
Submitted by ballchick_handjob (user info) at 2005-08-02 15:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shlongy is kind of dreamy. I hope he lets me be his groupie when they tour again.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus....a negative from ETS because I have a REAL job and can't spend hours rigging up random pictures for a 3-mile long file.
Par for the course, I guess. Did you bring your tissues, sweetie?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Seen better.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68839
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not at work, it couldn't, Bob. It was hard enough with my eyes crossing and laughing to convince people I was working.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me get these fuckers straightened out. I'll skin this cat, you just hold it's tail.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Could have been a lot longer.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My GOD, you vultures....I barely have to masturbate in my own glory before you're all piling on and showering me with praise....
Can a fella get a reach-around?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is better than working
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry
<blushes>
I couldn't help myself
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EMU
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Giggle giggle.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo, that is HILARIOUS.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good God, this site needs some "hobbies".
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahhaa.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bahahahahaha
This is great!
The EMU king strikes again!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 14:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NEEDS MORE TITS!!!!!!!!!